Do you even think, Lucas? You don't need to be a bible-thumper to be rude. You are living proof of that. And if only you heeded your own advice, you might not be single. Might.
This coming from the same guy who is banned from much of spokane and who has done multiple stays in psych wards and jails for screaming at people for not getting what he wants. Lucas drives everything and everyone away from him and is one of the rudest people i've ever seen. The only time he acts nice is when he's trying to get out of trouble or trying to manipulate someone to get what he wants. Just look at how he acted to 'mias dad' during the LA incident
Bassomatic said:
So he has a job but doesn't start till next week? While quite possible they need to get a spot on schedule for him. Just make a note he's a known liar. Time line will be interesting. I suspect if the job is real we're in for some treats about math not adding up. "I worked 72 hours and onky made 36 dollars capitalism is wrong!"
Yeah it seems a bit odd that its taken this long to supposedly go from getting the job to actually working. a week to get onto the schedule for a job loading trucks seems pretty questionable. Lucas isn't going to like the taxes and such getting deducted from his meager pay for all the totally hard work he slaved away at waddling around with boxes for a few hours a week. He'll be upset when he sees how little he actually gets and socialist wern will rear his head for awhile bitching about capitalism. It'll at least cross his mind to try to demand socialism or push for a union or whatever thinking it'll get him fewer hours and more money (and not realizing that even if by some twist of fate he got that union it would take an even bigger chunk out of his pay)
Lucas is going to be that much more entitled now. He's a working man now, with big important responsibilities, who pays taxes and totally takes care of himself like a big boy and proved myrna and king roy wrong when they said it wasn't in the cards. He's got a job now, he's going to use that to get a zoomer bae and a have a kid and then leave everything to the barefoot and pregnant zoomer bae that also somehow works to support him cause lucas will immediately want to go back to being a house husband who cooks wernslop and invents insane board games all day the moment he gets a bae. But no, he's a working man now. Big man in the tard house, no doubt lording it over jamie already. He's going to be eating clinkerdaggers and sushi.com all the time now, he's going to have a bus pass like a big boy, no more waddling around in the heat and snow for him. Lucas has plans for the future and will frequently need vacations to hawaii and a regular supply of weed and MD 20/20 to wind down from his grueling job. Lucas might even be coming up with plans for *gasp* a credit card to woo the baes like those evil flatbills. He might even splurge on ubers to drive him around spokane in style like the hard working spawn of the great king roy, who's line stretches back to those germanic kings that he is. Then lucas will give orders about where the car stops like a big boy, like myrna let him do when they went to the park for ice cream as a child when he was big mad. He'll be king of the tard house with his part time minimum wage job....until he fucks it up, rage quits or simply stops going in and gets fired cause its too hard and takes too much time away from all the important things he has to do. But if he manages to focus his greed long enough to last for a few paydays first and gets a taste of the hobo min wage big leagues and gets used to a month or two of takeout food, weed and booze ubered straight to his fartbox and then suddenly loses all that when the inevitable happens his entitlement and resentment will grow. Lucas was a big boy who had it all and deserved it all. How dare he not be able to have everything he wants that his job got for him
He's going to be super angry and entitled when he loses it all. Once lucas has a taste of his version of the good life he'll never stop wanting to experience it again. He'll try to beg, grift, manipulate and bs people to get it back. His greed will keep driving his entitlement and there will be some angry spazzing out about everyone else getting what he deserves again. Especially if the job ends cause he got himself fired. His boss will face the furor of all of the werns venomously attrited telomeres and you just know he'd be getting called all kinds of capitalist republican trump supporting bernie hater for firing him no matter how justified it was. He'd become the werns version of the antichrist permanently for casting him out of his hobo paradise of food, booze, drugs and baes and sabotaging all his plans
Lucas showing up for his first shift and being immediately told to go home and shower would be hilarious as well. He would not react well to that and it could fuck his job right then and there if he got pissy about it. He'd be big mad at that one
Bassomatic said:
Lucas could be smart and get wireless ear buds no one will know they are off. If you have nice ones and wear them a while you adapt I've had times at my office I forget they were in after the podcast etc ended. You pay for quality and Lucas is cheap and more so poor.
Lucas is too stupid to figure out how to use them and would lose them very quickly. He can't even hold on to his phone or glasses half the time
Bassomatic said:
He really demands love. It's pre childhood, a "demand" for love. It's interesting how broken brain Wern is. But we have real science not science (TM) about babies need love. Read up about those East European orphan kids who never got held. Strong genes same income schooling etc only factors different no one cuddled them they end up fucked some flat out died.
Little kids who are neglected socially but fed etc are messed up, but not as badly. As sad as both are, while Lucas is mentally a child in ways his demand for love is legitimately infant behavior.
Yeah i'd say its likely that once the honeymoon period with lucas as an infant that myrna mentioned wore off and he got bigger and probably hit a permanent terrible twos period neither of his parents wanted much to do with him and largely did the bare minimum of everything to shut him up as much as possible
Bassomatic said:
I now wonder a bit if Myrna was hitting the bottle or something instead of holding her fat retarded spawn. Even the most narcissistic incels have a children's view of love being care/support. That's scary. Lucas just wants his adult body cared for but in that way.
Alcoholism or pills would explain alot about myrna. She's as nuts as lucas is in alot of ways and he definitely inherited a big part of his crazy from her. Not being able to handle him and turning to booze or whatever is pretty likely, especially for her type and would explain alot about why the marriage fell apart. I'd also bet that king roy and myrna not wanting to have to put up with lucas's behavior as a kid had a big part of it as well. Kids with health or mental problems destroy alot of marriages. Even lucas seems to allude to something along these lines without realizing it. After all he makes it clear that while his mother at least did the bare minimum to take care of him he was never really taught how to behave or socialized properly at all. He admits he studied other kids his age, bribed them or intimidated them into 'giving him pointers' about how to act and talk to people to not come off as completely mental and scare them off. That doesn't sound like someone who had much interaction with his parents. He 'studies people' ironically much like sociopaths and psychopaths do to try to understand how to fit into society like they are some kind of math problem he can't quite understand no matter how hard he tries and occasionally gets a glimmer of understanding that he usually takes and applies in a completely wrong way if someone explains it to him repeatedly. Like a slow kid trying to learn long division and frustrating the fuck out of the teacher after the 20th time explaining it to him. Its one of the reasons his interactions with people are largely transactional. Lucas understands the basics of that kind of thing. He does something, the other person does something else in return. Lucas buys a coffee, he pays for the coffee. It makes sense to him as an interaction. There is nothing there that can deviate or go in unexpected ways he can't anticipate. Actual conversations and encounters that don't involve such things are something he cannot understand at all. He doesn't know what to expect and doesn't know how to react or respond when someone says or does something he does not expect. Its why he admitted to getting as far as introducing himself, asking whats up and then having no idea what to do from there and then waddling off like a crazy person trying to stare at his pen and look busy. Its why he makes this big deal about how when he gets a girlfriend hes going to open some OF account or whatever where he thinks people will pay to hear 'conversations' he has with his girlfriend. He thinks the conversations are transactional even with his girlfriend, like everything two people do must have a clear purpose with a defined start and end and no deviations that might confuse him for lucas to not go mental with confusion about what to do
Its also a big part of why he's so bad at manipulating people. He expects people to act in a specific way to a specific thing he says or does and expects everyone to do it the same way, like some kind of terminator. Its almost like casting a magic spell to him. He says certain words and x happens the way he wants it to. It never does and it frustrates, confuses and angers him. He sees others manipulating people, he understands vaguely that they are in fact doing that to get what they want - largely women in his case but doesn't understand why it doesn't work when he does it. Its a big reason hes so angry at flatbills and why he doesn't understand why they get what they want
'using lucas's research' but when lucas does it at best it doesn't work and at worst hes called a creep. He fundamentally does not understand that other peoples minds do not work the way his does. They do not hear the voices on the wind, they do not require simple defined ways of interacting with each other that have to go a certain way, they can handle the unexpected, they can manipulate others, they can have relationships, they can do creative things without recycling the same handful of ideas into different variations of the same thing like lucas does with his 'games'
Lucas has less understanding of the world than an actual child and this was recognized very early on in his life by everyone. He never knows what to do, never knows how to get what he wants, thinks he can imitate others to do so but can't understand why it never works. He can't even carry out the simplest of tasks without doing something bizarre to fuck it up. Like what he does with food or cleaning a toilet. Even a simple conversation. He goes batshit from not understanding the meaning behind literal emotes and not knowing if they're intended as a criticism or not. and of course he does know this, as much as he denies it. He knows he's stupid. Its why he's so sensitive about it and why he's so determined to make people think he's smart
Lucas was doomed from day one. His life was always going to go in one of two directions - a stupid as rocks hobo dependent on the government to survive or an incompetent career criminal who would have ended up dead or in prison years ago if he went that route. He only went the hobo route because his family enabled him as long as they did. Left to his own devices he is too stupid to get even as far as he has as hobo and would have been forced into the criminal side of things just to stay alive. This really shouldn't be surprising. Lucas has alot of criminal tendencies and the same sociopathic mentality that he can do whatever he wants and rules don't apply to him. He's done plenty of criminal activities that he's admitted to over the years, a few of which got him into trouble. No doubt there are many others he doesn't talk about that he never got caught for. If he thinks he can get away with something that will benefit him he'll do it. If he ever ends up in prison for something I suspect he'd end up alot like bulla did. More paranoid and neurotic than he ever was and probably be at risk of getting stabbed when word got around about his history
If this were any other period in history lucas would never have survived as long as he has. Hell if this was the 19th century his stupidity and greed would drive him to try to become a gold prospector thinking its easy money and he'll totally be rich.....only to starve to death out in the woods in south dakota or central BC, freeze to death in the yukon, shit himself to death on the oregon trail after mooching his way onto a wagon train or eating up so many of the groups rations that he ends up in a donner party situation in the sierra nevada mountains. I can see it now - lucas is shot to death by a search party after they encounter him crazed and feral in tattered rags at whats left of the camp, gnawing on the bones of some little girl who starved to death before his fat ass did with his usual crazy eyes on full display. On the other hand lucas probably wishes he'd have been born in the roman era. Roman patrician roy with his elk laden villa in the roman countryside and obese lucas in a stained toga waddling around demanding wine and food from the house slaves and greedily salivating over the thought of king roys fortune going to him so that he can buy a bunch of teen slave girls and do as he pleased with them....not realizing he'd have been a germanic barbarian instead and probably left out in the woods to freeze to death early on
Lucas is exactly the kind of person that asylums existed to house and keep away from the public. They never should have been shut down. At least not entirely, as there will always be a need for them and its to no ones benefit for them to exist in some form. Failing that lucas should be on a watch list because of his history and mental problems and for people like him any government support should come with a requirement of being properly medicated, monitored and free from criminal behavior for the safety of everyone involved, and a requirement to hold some kind of menial job if at all capable of it
Frankly it just shows how fucked the system is that someone like lucas who is a legit parasite, a criminal, an admitted pedo and an entitled pos who has an extensive history of deliberately fucking up every opportunity he's ever been given keeps getting supported by the government while people who actually need help, resources, housing and whatever else can't get what they need even when they're abuse victims with children so that the government can give those resources to lucas. and then the people living in these places wonder why their states are so utterly fucked. No matter how much he gets he just wants even more and gets angry when he doesn't get it. South park was right about hobos
That said, it won't be too much longer before lucas is supposed to be working. One way or another we should be getting some very interesting posts from him soon
