Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas went on about having a job when he did that obvious online scam thing, so let's wait until he provides proof.

 

[Da Dude123]

Oh, shut the fuck-up, faggot!

 

[TractorGirl]

Oh, shut the fuck-up, faggot!

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I got autism trying to comprehend what this fat fuck is mooing

 

[Blasterisk]

Oh, shut the fuck-up, faggot!

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If we dropped Lucas on time it'd also break, because he's fat and Gen Z will not have sex with him.

 

[WonderWino]

Oh, shut the fuck-up, faggot!

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Aside from the fact absolutely nothing in physics even remotely supports a single word of what he's saying, lucas is yet again repeating his nonsense about the big crunch, despite the fact our understanding of physics has pretty much conclusively proven its not a possibility at this point, the math doesn't work. Apparently lucas missed the part about the universe having been shown to be expanding and accelerating in its expansion for some time now

PhD material right there. Every time he tries to convince people he's smart he just proves he's an idiot. He also looks completely mental in that pic. The usual crazy eyes and a big set of earphones that aren't connected to anything and he doesn't have any legitimate reason to even be wearing when taking pictures. The voices on the wind must be extra annoying today

Not to mention he looks like he's cupping some guys balls and getting ready to suck a cock with the way he's looking and the way he's using his mouth there

 

[Bassomatic]

The big crunch is when this fat faggot sits on Perva's dick. Lucas only hates Jesus because he said don't let other men cum in you.

 

[WonderWino]

The big crunch is when this fat faggot sits on Perva's dick. Lucas only hates Jesus because he said don't let other men cum in you.

So thats what they're calling it now. Back in lucas's day they called it a spokane squealer, for the sound lucas makes when perva hits his prostate

 

[not in the cards]

I've heard you sing before and it made me want to slice my own ears off with a machete. you fugly fat bastard . Also, nobody asked for your poorly-thought out rants and yet here you are, shouting them on the streets to the unfortunate people of Spokane and then online to the rest of the planet. Also, who were you having a conversation with exactly? It couldn't have been a meaningful interaction if that was all it took to completely ruin it. Also, I doubt that you know what good music is either you worthless, unemployed, tasteless sack of entitled shit.

 

[WonderWino]

I've heard you sing before and it made me want to slice my own ears off with a machete. you fugly fat bastard . Also, nobody asked for your poorly-thought out rants and yet here you are, shouting them on the streets to the unfortunate people of Spokane and then online to the rest of the planet. Also, who were you having a conversation with exactly? It couldn't have been a meaningful interaction if that was all it took to completely ruin it. Also, I doubt that you know what good music is either you worthless, unemployed, tasteless sack of entitled shit. View attachment 6001502

You ever get the ick so bad from listening to people sing loudly and off key?

You are in no position to be making statements like that lucas. You have a long history of this yourself. We all know why you wear headphones lucas and it has nothing to do with women singing off key. Or are the voices on the wind fucking with you by doing that to insult your own singing lucas?

As usual he projects like an imax theater.

and yes lucas, we know exactly how your 'conversation' was going:

Crazy ragged hobo lucas striking up a 'conversation' with a gay southern dandy at the bus station sounds like peak lucas to me

Now I look forward to lucas complaining that spoakans muggy july weather give his kidneys a serious case of the horribles and talking about how king roy couldn't make him understand the difference between velvet and velveteen. The true heir of the elk kingdom must know the difference. Or perhaps waddling into the common room at mallon place with a weed pipe and bathrobe and saying I do believe i'll give grubhub a jingle and get them to send over some etouffee

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

So isn't today the day that he officially begins his new job? I bet the fat faggot will never mention it again after he doesn't even bother to show up/gets fired/quits within the first couple of hours.

 

[WonderWino]

So isn't today the day that he officially begins his new job? I bet the fat faggot will never mention it again after he doesn't even bother to show up/gets fired/quits within the first couple of hours.

He mentioned it was part time and starts this week. Though didn't specifically say monday. I'd give it at least until mid week

He'll definitely show up for at least his first day cause he's been salivating over what he's going to do with all that money he thinks he's going to make and his job wrangler will force that much. Barring doing something overtly stupid that can't be ignored he'll likely get through the first day if only out of his greedy determination for food and zoomer baes but i'll be surprised if he manages to get through his first week without getting fired, rage quitting on the job or hating it enough to just not show up until he gets fired. Lucas hasn't done that job since 1999, hated it and was incapable of it to the point of getting fired even then, he's likely forgotten just how bad it was for him and thinks he's plenty good and mature and that at his age he'll somehow quickly be made some kind of foreman and won't have to do much. He's also the type that will slack off the moment the boss isn't watching and try to get others to go along with it and cover for him, which won't end well for him

The wrangler who set this thing up to begin with must have jumped through more than a few hoops to find someone willing to have anything to do with lucas at all, no way that wrangler won't make lucas show up for at least the first shift given it'll reflect badly on the job wrangler and cause him problems with those employers if he can't even do that much. Lucas definitely had this made clear to him from day one of this job saga

That said, regardless of how this goes it'll likely be the last job saga lucas has. If he fucks it up his wrangler won't get him another one and he's too stupid and incompetent to get one on his own. Should be a scientific law at this point that whatever lucas tries to do he always ends up worse than when he started

.....Now that i've said that watch lucas pick up a box the wrong way, fuck up his back, putting him in the hospital, suing screaming that they put his obese retarded ass in a job that was unsafe for him and getting a big settlement and then having it all stolen from him within a week by the usual idiots who associates with when flashing his cash around like what happened with the bidenbux

Remember this is lucas, he wanted to sue starbucks over getting kicked out for creeping on a 16 year old. No way it won't at least cross his mind if he gets fired rather than ragequitting

 

[Da Dude123]

I'm also sort of wondering if Lucas may flat out back out of even showing up for work on day one. Remember, this is Lucas "lil cow" Werner we are talking about. The fat cow hates work and wants the government to provide for him. He even said himself, "I'm 44 years old and often tired" as a reason why he cannot work.

Tard wranglers are used to things like this. Any time you try to get a disabled layabout to work, there is a very good chance they will end up backing out of it. Lucas is no exception.

Really, Gen Z women need to stop being greedy and going to the guys with the cars and credit cards. They should be going to obese, disabled, layabouts like Lucas Werner instead. It is the socialist way and what Bernie Sanders would tell them to do.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm also sort of wondering if Lucas may flat out back out of even showing up for work on day one. Remember, this is Lucas "lil cow" Werner we are talking about. The fat cow hates work and wants the government to provide for him. He even said himself, "I'm 44 years old and often tired" as a reason why he cannot work.

Tard wranglers are used to things like this. Any time you try to get a disabled layabout to work, there is a very good chance they will end up backing out of it. Lucas is no exception.

Really, Gen Z women need to stop being greedy and going to the guys with the cars and credit cards. They should be going to obese, disabled, layabouts like Lucas Werner instead. It is the socialist way and what Bernie Sanders would tell them to do.

Indeed, though I suspect lucas's greed will win out and he'll show up for the first day. Whether he fucks it up royally leaves or just never shows up afterwards remains to be seen but lucas is angry, frustrated and greedy for more food and knows he can't afford it which is the only reason he started this job arc in the first place. But reality will set in rather quickly and it won't last long one way or another

He knows theres no $70 steak dinner for him if he doesn't show up at least once

 

[WonderWino]

Ding ding ding - lucas has made a post implying he started working:

I do however find this an interesting post given that according to it having been made 3 hours ago he must have posted it around 9am spokane time. Take that as you will, but even part time workers you'd think wouldn't be finished before 9am. Loading trucks is long, hard work and lucas would be slow as fuck assuming he could do it at all

Also lol at the fact loading trucks with boxes has fuck all to do with praying or atheism. His swiss cheese brain is yet again creating bizarre connections where none actually exist

Now lets see the highlights of the last few days:

No red flags with those at all

Because of course he fucking did. Let me guess, lucas's latent autism doesn't register that at this point that shit is a joke, and makes him look like an idiot

He sure does love his big crunch nonsense

He's taking that whole can't be created or destroyed thing a tad too literally. At some point both of those things had to come into existence. Something happened for those things to exist. It also clearly doesn't cross his mind that said god may have very well created those laws and exist outside them or that our universe may have come into existence from another which had different physical laws

......What? Nobody does that. Nobody has ever claimed anyone should. Do you see christians preaching the gospel to dogs and cats lucas? Is that what the voices on the wind are telling you they do? At least the dogs and cats might understand what they're saying better than you do. and look at the smug idiocy that oozes off that picture

Uh.....who said anything about jesus getting reincarnated 3000 years later? For someone who claims to have read the bible he sure can't get even the most basic concepts of what he's reading down. and is he trying to imply jesus would suddenly be reincarnated and have PTSD from being crucified? I don't think thats how it works. He sounds just as retarded as that picture makes him look. Legitimately looks like his brain is in the middle of a BSOD in that picture

He seriously thinks this is some kind of clever gotcha about religion. One could ask him the same question about his big bang obsession. I'm not sure he understands that that is only a theory which happens to fit most of the current extremely limited knowledge we have. Hell he himself keeps repeating the already disproven claims about the big crunch

Did god answer your prayers to meet a teen girl you could control and rape a tard hobo baby into or the teens prayer to keep you away from her lucas?

Somebody has been reading the egg and trying to make himself sound like a philosopher. First, if anything that kind of universe implies there is some kind of god doing that sort of thing deliberately for some purpose as it would be a really weird thing to just happen by chance and second, lucas clearly didn't think through what that would mean for himself if it were true. That means you are the very people you hate lucas, including trump, klickitat, walter fate, the flatbills, the teen girls who won't date you, your parents who threw you out, the people who sent you catfish and sent you to LA, every rapist and pedo, everybody ever caught by TCAP, your own tard wrangler and the building manager to kicked you out of pioneer pathway house for blackmail. I wonder how many times lucas will have to reincarnate as a dung beetle and a tapeworm in some guys ass. That sounds like lucas's spirit animal - it lives in someones ass, eats everything they eat, lives in absolute filth and relies on someone else to survive, reproducing in shit

Lucas tries to quote the laws of thermodynamics to disprove god. Lucas also talks incoherent gibbersh about physics and thinks black holes will spin faster than the speed of light

and he wonders why his mother changed the subject whenever he brought up physics when he tried to 'explain it to her'

The laws of thermodynamics exist, therefore somehow that means no god. Doesn't explain the laws themselves in regards to how they came into being or the possibility that said god might very well have created them for whatever reason and that its likely such a being would exist outside of them

Why does every tard home you've ever been in post the rules for everyone and have to frequently remind you not to break them lucas? Not that it ever does any good in your case

So we have the implication that lucas has shown up for work at least once, though either very early in the morning or somethings off about it cause he should have been working when he posted that otherwise. Not that I put it past him to slack off and jump on his phone to brag hes working like a big boy whenever he gets the chance

 

[Da Dude123]

The moooo cow says first day of work is "going strong". We'll see about that!

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Ding ding ding - lucas has made a post implying he started working:

>Goes to work literally a single day in 25 years

>"We move our asses and get shit done"

I do however find this an interesting post given that according to it having been made 3 hours ago he must have posted it around 9am spokane time. Take that as you will, but even part time workers you'd think wouldn't be finished before 9am. Loading trucks is long, hard work and lucas would be slow as fuck assuming he could do it at all

I'm entirely sure he posted that before his shift, incredibly impressed by his own abilities to "move his ass and get shit done" by actually getting up for work.

Also lol at the fact loading trucks with boxes has fuck all to do with praying or atheism. His swiss cheese brain is yet again creating bizarre connections where none actually exist

Of course he thinks religious people just sit around praying for things and never put in any work, since that's exactly how he would treat religion/prayer.

 

[WonderWino]

The moooo cow says first day of work is "going strong". We'll see about that!

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45 year old bragging about his first day at work since he was 20 is 'going strong' and thinks this is a good thing. I've had chickens with greater levels of self awareness than lucas. His positivity about working isn't going to last very long. Plus with lucas being as out of shape as he is and moving boxes around its likely he's going to wake up tomorrow and be sore all over. Probably immediately considering calling in sick and demanding someone pay for him to get weed for 'medical reasons' for him

I'm mildly surprised he didn't post a selfie version of one of those first day at school pictures parents take when their kid starts kindergarten. Lucas is a big boy. He got up on time, he showered and got dressed to the nines. He's the big man getting ready for a grueling day at the loading docks but totally not too busy and important to take a selfie with his chimp grimacce, crazy eyes and of course a lunchbox full of wernslop he totally made himself cause he's a big boy

Should be interesting to see what he says after his shift is over and how he acts tomorrow

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Lazy religious people. You know, like those Amish folk. Well known for doing nothing but sitting around all day praying and waiting for handouts.

And he couldn't even make it through one whole day of work without going online begging for validation over it; even Anisa Jomha could probably beat that, and she's a very dumb social media addicted woman a good decade and a half younger.

If he lasts two weeks I'll be astonished.

 

[WonderWino]

Lazy religious people. You know, like those Amish folk. Well known for doing nothing but sitting around all day praying and waiting for handouts.

And he couldn't even make it through one whole day of work without going online begging for validation over it; even Anisa Jomha could probably beat that, and she's a very dumb social media addicted woman a good decade and a half younger.

If he lasts two weeks I'll be astonished.

Indeed, getting one upped by anisa of all people is just embarrassing. Besides she at least found a partner, lives in a house and put some degree of effort into making money without living off welfare. Even if it was OF. Not that lucas wouldn't flash his bloated carcass on OF if he thought it would bring in money. It'll be telling what he does when he wakes up sore as fuck from not having done shit for 20 years and gone straight to loading boxes. Its likely he's not going to be in as good a mood at that point and I won't be surprised if he nopes out of it then and there claiming he can't work cause of his health or whatever

and apparently this is what lucas's mind went to on his first day of work:

I wonder what prompted that

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I'm mildly surprised he didn't post a selfie version of one of those first day at school pictures parents take when their kid starts kindergarten.

Oh yea with a IZod alligator shirt on too! lmfao

Indeed, getting one upped by anisa of all people is just embarrassing. Besides she at least found a partner, lives in a hous

Is Lucas still in a hospital or whatever that place for crazies was