Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

This is all plenty good. Those Gen Z baes don't know what they're missing! Lucas has been able to buy expensive dinners in the past, so he can do it in the future. Sure, he was living in a vagrant shelter. Is that a problem, bigot? Stop being classist and stop being agephobic. Where ya at, baby zooms? Lucas has a job that his human services agency got him and he is in the mood to take you out for a fancy steak dinner once he gets paid!

Mr. I hate money and capitalism is always bringing up how much things cost, especially when he spent the money. Not just lobster tail, $89 lobster tail. And the hoody he didn't win was like $40 and that fat girl won it instead.

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Unsurprisingly lucas clearly doesn't realize the replies are fucking with him there. Somehow I doubt he is looking forward to working. The only things lucas cares about are food, sex and self medicating with booze/drugs. Working is a means to an end and it won't last long. He's in his honeymoon period and can already taste the food he's going to buy. Should be interesting to see how much he actually makes on payday. Probably not as much as he thinks with taxes and such

and of course mr anti capitalism brags about all the money he spent to eat shitty steaks and seafood with women who didn't even exist. Lucas does not spend that kind of money on anyone unless he expects something in return and by his own admission hasn't been on a date before or after suzanne. Funny how he has never mentioned 'candace and joe' before yet suddenly he somehow spent $150 on sushi totally expecting nothing in return. Bullshit

and of course he's back on his creepy sasha obama obsession:

Daily reminder he's been talking about her creepily since before she was 18

Lucas sure is obsessed with sasha obama today, and the climate gremlin as well:

Not a creepy thing to say at all from someone who has been talking about wanting to date them since they were both 16

 

[Twrx]

How long until he pulls back out his impression of her with his bellowing of "how dare you" again?

 

[Bassomatic]

I don't know fellow Wern watchers but doesn't this sound like a creep trying to impress children? Sure sounds like it to me.

Shut the fuck up you fat faggot. No one asked no one cares and nothing you said was remotely near sane or true.

I'm just excited because it's warm and "it's the governments job to bail me out so don't plan ahead Werner" will soon be stalking teen girls get evicted and back to some quality lulz.

This I spent X is also funny because inflation makes these years ago splurges look normal. Aside them dating how long ago it was it begs another question why haven't you done it or gone to work etc? Once every 7 years you get a dinner for a friend? Wow impressive.

By now normal poor people have lost track of the spending of exes social calls etc. It's almost weird to remember those details. Mrs basso and I don't go out often for dinner we more so like a weekend lunch. I can barely remember where we ate last week or what.

Even when he tries his hello normal people like me he just comes off as
a freak.

 

[WonderWino]

I don't know fellow Wern watchers but doesn't this sound like a creep trying to impress children? Sure sounds like it to me.

Shut the fuck up you fat faggot. No one asked no one cares and nothing you said was remotely near sane or true.

I'm just excited because it's warm and "it's the governments job to bail me out so don't plan ahead Werner" will soon be stalking teen girls get evicted and back to some quality lulz.

This I spent X is also funny because inflation makes these years ago splurges look normal. Aside them dating how long ago it was it begs another question why haven't you done it or gone to work etc? Once every 7 years you get a dinner for a friend? Wow impressive.

By now normal poor people have lost track of the spending of exes social calls etc. It's almost weird to remember those details. Mrs basso and I don't go out often for dinner we more so like a weekend lunch. I can barely remember where we ate last week or what.

Even when he tries his hello normal people like me he just comes off as
a freak.

At the rate lucas is going he's going to either start claiming he only mates once in a long period of time like a vulcan or he'll go full dr strangelove and start talking about how he doesn't avoid women but he does deny them his long telomere essence, that zoomer baes sense his power and seek his life essence. Lucas must preserve his precious bodily fluids after all. Except in his case he's not reeeing about fluoridation he's going on about psych meds fucking with his mind like all crazy people who totally don't need to be medicated because they totally aren't crazy. Don't worry he'll be calm when he gets his girlfriend, nevermind that the last time he was in that situation he ended up in jail for being the exact opposite

That said lucas is one of those people that literally everything about him utterly screams that there is a ton of things seriously wrong with him. Exactly the kind of person that should set off peoples alarm bells and make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Nothing he does is normal. His eyes are psycho, his expression screams mental patient, his body language is bizarre at all times especially the way he always walks either swinging his arms like a sasquatch or hunched over with his arms behind his back. He can't even say anything without sounding off. Just normal stuff sounds off. Waitresses having to take his order in restaurants must be skeeved right the fuck out just interacting with him that much

 

[WonderWino]

Sounds like the cope is starting to set in. This is how lucas starts talking when he's starting to resent something and wants to spin it as a positive, probably to convince himself

Lucas doesn't know what a difficult job even is lol. and of course he claims he lost 9 pounds in 8 days doing jack shit. Obvious lie is obvious

EDIT:

Well, new wern degeneracy just dropped. Keep your vomit bag nearby for the mental image:

Consider that for a moment. What he's saying here without realizing it is his type is a teen girl in high school that has thick thighs to the point they're almost riddled with cellulite

Absolute fucking degenerate. He's a feeder. This proves it. He's absolutely a fucking feeder. First all those posts about the food you'd get if you dated him and now this. I knew it and called it years ago. His sexuality is tied into food as much as it is little girls. Lucas wants to stuff his teen queen like a turkey in more ways than one

and of course he managed to compare zoomer baes to food in some way

and lucas weighs in on the trump verdict:

Says the idiot bernie bro who has never voted once in his life and who has likely never encountered an actual trump supporter in person

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Well, new wern degeneracy just dropped. Keep your vomit bag nearby for the mental image:
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Consider that for a moment. What he's saying here without realizing it is his type is a teen girl in high school that has thick thighs to the point they're almost riddled with cellulite

Absolute fucking degenerate. He's a feeder. This proves it. He's absolutely a fucking feeder. First all those posts about the food you'd get if you dated him and now this. I knew it and called it years ago. His sexuality is tied into food as much as it is little girls. Lucas wants to stuff his teen queen like a turkey in more ways than one

and of course he managed to compare zoomer baes to food in some way

I wouldn't say it confirms a feeder fetish.
Lucas is known for weird connections to food and sex in other ways, and there was speculation that he had a possible cannibal fetish awhile back.

He certainly has food-related psychosexual fantasies, and I'm not ruling out a feeder fetish as much as I'm just raising the possibility that Wern uses food to describe things because that's all he thinks about (aside from sex). Likewise, given that Lucas might be a virgin to heterosex, he probably also uses food to describe everything he perceives might be "good".

 

[VoidFace]

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Sounds like the cope is starting to set in. This is how lucas starts talking when he's starting to resent something and wants to spin it as a positive, probably to convince himself

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Lucas doesn't know what a difficult job even is lol. and of course he claims he lost 9 pounds in 8 days doing jack shit. Obvious lie is obvious

EDIT:

Well, new wern degeneracy just dropped. Keep your vomit bag nearby for the mental image:
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Consider that for a moment. What he's saying here without realizing it is his type is a teen girl in high school that has thick thighs to the point they're almost riddled with cellulite

Absolute fucking degenerate. He's a feeder. This proves it. He's absolutely a fucking feeder. First all those posts about the food you'd get if you dated him and now this. I knew it and called it years ago. His sexuality is tied into food as much as it is little girls. Lucas wants to stuff his teen queen like a turkey in more ways than one

and of course he managed to compare zoomer baes to food in some way

and lucas weighs in on the trump verdict:
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Says the idiot bernie bro who has never voted once in his life and who has likely never encountered an actual trump supporter in person

I disagree about the feeder fetish thing, but only because I don't believe for a second Lucas would allow anyone else to eat food when he is within arm's reach to shove it down his own gullet.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

I just found some wacked out message from 2016 that he sent me for reasons unknown in my Facebook spam folder. I have no idea why he randomly sent me a message, or really who the hell he is. Interestingly bizarre, but I guess it's time to read this thread & learn more about this guy.

 

[WonderWino]

With the job and dollar signs in his eyes eager for payday, lucas is starting to build up his excitement and obsession with zoomer baes (and already reiterating his usual excuses as to why he's not going to get to date a 'really hot zoomer bae' job or no job, ignoring the fact he is the problem)

Always the same excuse with lucas. Yeah everyone is ageist except him, despite him being the only one actively being ageist and demanding to date only a specific group of teen girls (fuck the claims of '18 - 24' thats a lie and and cover and everybody knows it)

He really thinks hes kingshit now that he got a job like a big boy. He thought he was king of the tards of mallon place before, imagine what his narcissism must be like now and how far above his fellow hobos and crazies he must see himself with part time min wage pay

That said, i'd laugh my ass off if some zoomer bae actually took him up on his dinner offer, met him at some expensive restaurant and ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, then told him she had to use the bathroom, instead going over to tell the waitress to give her food to her to go and sneaking out, leaving lucas at the table alone to pay for the meal wondering where she was and why she was spending so long in the bathroom. Oh he'd be big, big, big mad at that one. You just know he'd be coming up with all kinds of rules and caveats for getting dinner with him after that. He'd make himself look even crazier and more controlling. All that work and weeks of waiting to get paid to have that happen might even cause a breakdown and put him back in eastern state for awhile

 

[NaggotFigger]

With the job and dollar signs in his eyes eager for payday, lucas is starting to build up his excitement and obsession with zoomer baes (and already reiterating his usual excuses as to why he's not going to get to date a 'really hot zoomer bae' job or no job, ignoring the fact he is the problem)
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Always the same excuse with lucas. Yeah everyone is ageist except him, despite him being the only one actively being ageist and demanding to date only a specific group of teen girls (fuck the claims of '18 - 24' thats a lie and and cover and everybody knows it)

At this point, this was a clear sign of him wanting to diddle little girls or literally women having a huge age gap between him and his prey. Your words are contradicting what you say, especially how ageist he was. Is not he in his mid-40s and yet thirst for zoomers whilst living on the streets ogling for little girls and teenage girls somewhere in his lair? Still, saying you want to date a chick in a specific group (Millennial~Zoomer) regardless of age. Red flags should be raised at this point if he attempts to kidnap a girl that he kept ogling on, whilst praising his narcissistic thoughts about himself whilst never talk with fellow hobos living in the same street as him.

He really thinks hes kingshit now that he got a job like a big boy. He thought he was king of the tards of mallon place before, imagine what his narcissism must be like now and how far above his fellow hobos and crazies he must see himself with part time min wage pay

Egotistical much, Lucas? The fact that the freak still has miniscule revenue, desperate for high salary, high payment, paydays from his part-time job and still sleeping on the streets like a real hobo he is was funny. Unlike other hobos here, Lucas is a genuine creepy freak especially for his longlasting thirst for little girls and teenagers with a huge age gap for him.

That said, i'd laugh my ass off if some zoomer bae actually took him up on his dinner offer, met him at some expensive restaurant and ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, then told him she had to use the bathroom, instead going over to tell the waitress to give her food to her to go and sneaking out, leaving lucas at the table alone to pay for the meal wondering where she was and why she was spending so long in the bathroom. Oh he'd be big, big, big mad at that one. You just know he'd be coming up with all kinds of rules and caveats for getting dinner with him after that. He'd make himself look even crazier and more controlling. All that work and weeks of waiting to get paid to have that happen might even cause a breakdown and put him back in eastern state for awhile

Whores over shelter was the only priority for him. Absolutely disgusting that this faggot wants to enforce a lot of rules and caveat for his prey instead of himself really shows how much he wants to be the dominant "sugar daddy" to his "babydoll" during dinner. He would never get his desired payroll or even fair salary so that he waste all of them for his dinner offers for his preys. Not surprised that he could possibly very controlling and possessive towards his "babydolls", just show how much of a creepy incel he is.

 

[Da Dude123]

Moooo! What a cow ! I hope this trend continues. I hope his bovine ass waddles to the bar and flashes whatever little money he has around and approaches zoomer women.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Where did this resurgence of interest in Sasha Obama come from? I haven't heard her name, other than from Lucas, in a long time. I assume this is a ploy to show he's not racist etc but it's just weird on many levels.

Moooo! What a cow ! I hope this trend continues. I hope his bovine ass waddles to the bar and flashes whatever little money he has around and approaches zoomer women.



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[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Where did this resurgence of interest in Sasha Obama come from? I haven't heard her name, other than from Lucas, in a long time. I assume this is a ploy to show he's not racist etc but it's just weird on many levels.

He also openly admitted he wanted to fuck Greta Thunberg at some point.

He probably thinks he can win woke points while telling others about his pedofetishes by doing so, idk. Though IIRC both the Obama daughters should be in their 20's now, yeah?

 

[WonderWino]

Where did this resurgence of interest in Sasha Obama come from? I haven't heard her name, other than from Lucas, in a long time. I assume this is a ploy to show he's not racist etc but it's just weird on many levels.

He's been creepy as fuck about sasha obama and greta thunburg for years. Ever since they turned 16 he was saying shit about how he wanted to fuck them. He's probably jumping back into it because he's seeing dollar signs and thinks he has an actual chance to be like the flatbills he despises and flash some money around to get a zoomer bae. Basically working himself up into another of his excited manic states

It'll fail and he'll stuff himself with food, pot and booze instead to self medicate. The irony is that this job will be one of the worst things thats happened to him as it will enable him to do stupid shit and stuff himself with even more shitty unhealthy food. Nothing good will come of him having any amount of money to his name, he'll just use it to fuck himself up and creep on little girls more, just like he always does with money. For as long as it lasts at least. This is lucas, he'll fuck it up before too long

EDIT:

Lucas is clearly mad about super hot zoomer baes don't like unwashed obese hobos

Totally a double standard that they don't have a 'culture of love' for lucas's kind. This coming from the same guy who has a double standard with women, demanding only the best and youngest zoomer baes and refusing to accept he's guilty of the very thing he accuses everyone else of

Lets also point out the fact he essentially just referred to himself as 'mega plus sized' given the context of what he's said here

 

[Twrx]

Don't forget he proposed to Sasha and everyone other a list celebrity in his age range. I think it comes down to the precevied power and money that he would have access to with them.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Lucas is clearly mad about super hot zoomer baes don't like unwashed obese hobos

Maybe it's just Lucas, I know plenty of fat dudes with a hot wife, it's just being fat, broke, narcissistic and ugly is too much lol, If you fat you need to become rich and try and do something about your other bad traits. But what do I know, I barely weigh 160lbs.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas has always wanted young leftist girls. Like that black girl he says he dated at some stupid rally.

 

[WonderWino]

Don't forget he proposed to Sasha and everyone other a list celebrity in his age range. I think it comes down to the precevied power and money that he would have access to with them.

I can see it now - lucas giving a manic rictus grin whenever someone pisses him off while threatening to send the secret service after them for being an agephobic bigot like he tried to pull with bounty hunters and bail bondsmen with 'mias dad'

and if he got his horrifying wish of a mixed wernspawn that would be the thanks obama of all time. Can you imagine obama being stuck with a wernspawn grandson as mental as lucas? There would be another mysterious drowning on the obama estate pretty quickly

Until that happened that inevitable facepalming memes of obama every time lucas went on one of his juicy wombed ovulator rants and ended up making international news constantly would be hilarious. The democrat damage control would have to be the stuff of legends to deal with that clusterfuck

 

[SteveGoatman]

Lucas has always wanted young leftist girls. Like that black girl he says he dated at some stupid rally.

Ah yes, KeKe (or KiKi, I have no idea). Watching Wernology's video where Lucas talks about it is one of my favorites. He clearly is lying about the BLM rally and "being teargassed" and how he totally would have gotten with her but she has a boyfriend but he gave her his phone number etc. I also tend to think KeKe doesn't exist at all. Incredible.

 

[WonderWino]

Appalling to a working man he says. The part time retard job paying minimum wage sure has gone to lucas's head. He's proving yet again he is exactly the kind of narcissistic scumbag hobo who should have been dumped on the street and left to rot

and working man my ass. Lucas does the bare minimum, as slowly as possible and fucks off to avoid as much actual work as possible whenever he thinks he can get away with it. We know how he behaves