Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Krathnami]

This is just fucking psycho. Staring at the camera saying nothing with just a tagline that says no atheist goes to hell because they don't believe in it

If anything thats the kind of thing someone says when they know they'd definitely qualify for it and are trying to convince themselves and rationalize why they won't. As always lucas deals with consequences for his actions by denial

He looks like he just finished crying

 

[Da Dude123]

He looks like he just finished crying

Probably crying about not having a zoomer bae handed to him, would be my guess.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

This is just fucking psycho. Staring at the camera saying nothing with just a tagline that says no atheist goes to hell because they don't believe in it

If anything thats the kind of thing someone says when they know they'd definitely qualify for it and are trying to convince themselves and rationalize why they won't. As always lucas deals with consequences for his actions by denial

Collective Soul.
Sure the kids love that

Listening to Dosage today is like listening to Odessey and Oracle when Dosage was released.

 

[Da Dude123]

Some more comments from TikTok. Lucas is getting big mad at any criticism. He can't stand being told that he is not plenty good. One of the comments talks about Kilckitat or "Wernology " as his YouTube and TikTok page are known as. Also, I just check in on Lucas's mom. She posted about having the kids and the grandkids at her home. Of course, her bovine son, Lucas, is not welcome there. I think his parents are basically done with him.

 

[The Garden]

This is your last chance before being blocked.

He's so desperate for attention.

 

[WonderWino]

Some more comments from TikTok. Lucas is getting big mad at any criticism. He can't stand being told that he is not plenty good. One of the comments talks about Kilckitat or "Wernology " as his YouTube and TikTok page are known as. Also, I just check in on Lucas's mom. She posted about having the kids and the grandkids at her home. Of course, her bovine son, Lucas, is not welcome there. I think his parents are basically done with him.

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Lucas can't even come up with a reasonable answer to a very simple question that everyone would and should ask him, given his behavior. All wernlology does is reupload lucas's own videos verbatim with a title screen added. He doesn't do anything to the actual content of the videos. This makes lucas come off as either a pathological liar - which he is, or completely fucked in the head and delusional - which he is, or like he is trying to hide something and has a serious issue with people pointing out things he says and does - which he does. This is the kind of reaction and behavior you see in domestic abusers whos MO includes gaslighting their victims and trying to blame them for their own abuse. Lucas is a predatory criminal with a predatory criminal mentality that flips out when heis even asked simple questions that any reasonable person would ask him at some point and any normal person would be able to answer if they weren't lying

and lets not forget that last statement stop projecting trolls. this is your last chance before being blocked is textbook domestic abuser speak. He's flat out threatening people who confront him with things he himself has said and done and there is indisputable proof of. If this were in private with an actual girlfriend he'd be about to backhand her right about now

Lucas doesn't belong in the nuthouse he belongs in prison

 

[MSPaintSupremacy]

The poor cycle of a man on a love quest.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Is this tiktok crap worth following? It reminds me of his fetlife saga(s) but I haven't seen as much insane rambling from him yet. If Lucas is complaining about wernology videos it might be the titles. Or maybe stuff from the comments. Couldn't be much else to call lies.

 

[WonderWino]

Is this tiktok crap worth following? It reminds me of his fetlife saga(s) but I haven't seen as much insane rambling from him yet. If Lucas is complaining about wernology videos it might be the titles. Or maybe stuff from the comments. Couldn't be much else to call lies.

I'd say its definitely worth following. Its making him angry as fuck and we all know how lucas gets when that happens. Not to mention the longer he stays on there and the more he acts like that the more likely it is for word of him to get back to somebody that will put him on blast on tiktok and lead to a shitshow for him

 

[NoosJunki]

Is this tiktok crap worth following? It reminds me of his fetlife saga(s) but I haven't seen as much insane rambling from him yet. If Lucas is complaining about wernology videos it might be the titles. Or maybe stuff from the comments. Couldn't be much else to call lies.

Lol he was on Fetlife? Does anyone have screenshots of that? If there's any group who will throw him out on his ass and blackball him with no questions asked, it's the kink community. They are very protective.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Haha, watch as this is what finally gets him noticed by youtubers. I'm always seeing documentary videos on tiktok predators I've never heard of.

And it looks like the fetlife saga starts around page 504 of this thread. He gets owned by some guy named dildogaggins.
Also I made a video about it

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas ignores I'd hit her

Lol he was on Fetlife? Does anyone have screenshots of that? If there's any group who will throw him out on his ass and blackball him with no questions asked, it's the kink community. They are very protective.

I don't know anything about the kink community but the fact I will never forget Lucas got chewed out by "Dildo Saggens" was fucking KINO.

With these broken brain notes is anyone else getting old John Bulla vibes"sexually" He's legit at that level.

Lucas is at a full time retard care home, he's unemployed. He's still crazy fat. It's also a riot his drooling mom is seeing her family and Lucas is left at Mallon. I hope for his birthday he gets a half spent olive garden gift card, it would be a bigger insult to get a 17.32 card than nothing.

I don't like posting direct to the cow, it's a bit aloggy but Lucas, your mom is losing her mind, she doesn't know what day it is. But she mananged to have her family around and treat t them. You are left in the lowest of the low dumping grounds so the avg person in Spokane doesn't have to watch retards die in the street. LMAO. Feel good?

 

[WonderWino]

Haha, watch as this is what finally gets him noticed by youtubers. I'm always seeing documentary videos on tiktok predators I've never heard of.

And it looks like the fetlife saga starts around page 504 of this thread. He gets owned by some guy named dildogaggins.
Also I made a video about it

Speaking of wern blasts from the past i'm disappointed this one never ended up getting its own recreation video by TCAP recipes:

Because it wouldn't be lucas's horrifying cooking if it didn't involve doing shit that could easily put him into the hospital with food poisoning. I don't know whats worse - that he thought you could eat raw shrimp without cooking it, that he thought putting shrimp on nachos was a sane or normal thing to do, that he actually fucking microwaved shrimp or that he melted a shit ton of cheese on shrimp. This one is really trying its hardest to compete with cheesy cukes as the most horrifying thing involving cheese he's done. The phrase we want the cheese to be gooey on top of the shrimp is not a phrase that should ever be uttered by anyone

Now that i've said that watch him try to melt cheese over bottled caviar

 

[Club Sandwich]

The phrase we want the cheese to be gooey on top of the shrimp is not a phrase that should ever be uttered by anyone

lucas is insane and couldn't make food to save his life. combined with the excessive flavor profiles and inability to actually think of what works together, he's on the level of a 5 year old making an oreo bologna sandwich and realizing that it's absolutely terrible.

Spoiler: that being said

shrimp/cheese combos are a thing and pretty common where i live, usually a baked dish of some kind like a casserole:

 

[Bassomatic]

lucas is insane and couldn't make food to save his life. combined with the excessive flavor profiles and inability to actually think of what works together, he's on the level of a 5 year old making an oreo bologna sandwich and realizing that it's absolutely terrible.

Spoiler: that being said

shrimp/cheese combos are a thing and pretty common where i live, usually a baked dish of some kind like a casserole: View attachment 6369461

I fancy myself a home cook. Even not being fat I'm a foodie. Not a pro (even short order I give huge credit to)

A few times you learn some things, more so with the tools you own/work with. My brother has been a pro chef and they test you with making a perfect egg, it's a pan you've never seen on a stove you've never touched. Sounds easier than it is.

But you'll learn basic things. My mom had to feed the family 2 nights a week as a kid. That was pretty normal for familes that had 2 working parents back in the day. Lucas has no taste buds because he's a schizo raccoon. He just throws random shit together thinks it's fancy.

When he touts clinkerniggers or other weird stuff. It's all those meals with a weird protein covered with something. Meals made so you can eat something weird and not taste it. Pleb foods! Real food people want that niche flavor profile.

While we joke about King Roy, Elk steak has to be one of the top 5 meals of my life. First bite to be honest open minded it was, almost off putting how different it was. But 3 bites in pure love. While the restaurant was nice to offer a-1 I was ready to kill the waiter for touching this meat.

OK done bragging. But yeah, Lucas seems to be hooked on prices, and these overly no reason complex meals. We've seen the toaster bortions He's got no taste buds. He eats the way he does to impress people and it flops.

As a pedophile lucas should just buy gummy worms or something.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Speaking of wern blasts from the past i'm disappointed this one never ended up getting its own recreation video by TCAP recipes:

Because it wouldn't be lucas's horrifying cooking if it didn't involve doing shit that could easily put him into the hospital with food poisoning. I don't know whats worse - that he thought you could eat raw shrimp without cooking it, that he thought putting shrimp on nachos was a sane or normal thing to do, that he actually fucking microwaved shrimp or that he melted a shit ton of cheese on shrimp. This one is really trying its hardest to compete with cheesy cukes as the most horrifying thing involving cheese he's done. The phrase we want the cheese to be gooey on top of the shrimp is not a phrase that should ever be uttered by anyone

Now that i've said that watch him try to melt cheese over bottled caviar

Oh hey, he uses the KingCobraJFS nacho method. Layer of chips, add the toppings and cheese, add another layer of chips, toppings, and cheese, then microwave until cheese is melted. That’s what’s up.

 

[WonderWino]

OK done bragging. But yeah, Lucas seems to be hooked on prices, and these overly no reason complex meals. We've seen the toaster bortions He's got no taste buds. He eats the way he does to impress people and it flops.

Yeah i'd say its 50% showing off how hobo rich he is, trying to impress people cartman style while not realizing it makes him look like a greedy out of touch narcissist, and 50% feeding into his own food addiction. He wants what he considers the best food available, whether he can really taste it properly or not, cause he legit thinks he's entitled to it and is the best hobo in town. Lucas's thought process about things tends to be even more simple than an actual child - he sees something and assumes if its complicated and expensive it must mean its high class and good. Hence the reason he jacks the price of his board games up and makes them batshit insanely complicated and brags about how complicated they are, and why he'll immediately jump to the most expensive thing on the menu at a given restaurant. Funny thing is many restaurants up the prices on some things specifically for people like lucas who are stupid enough to think that means its the best. Seafood restaurants are famous for this. Lucas orders it and eats it, bragging about it and showing it off as if its the best thing ever, even while dousing it with sauces and pepper, even if he doesn't particularly like it. Its still food and feeds his unending gluttony. He's like one of those rich people who eats a bunch of caviar at some rich guys party even though he hates it, because it wants to fit in and thinks its expected of him to eat the expensive shit like everyone else. He thinks showing himself off doing it will make people envy him the way he envies and is jealous of everyone else. Lucas doesn't understand that most people are not as envious, jealous and greedy as he is. Everything that applies to him he thinks also applies to just about everyone else. Right down to hearing the voices on the wind telling him to do things. Hence the reason he thinks it'll win a zoomer bae over every time he shows off an expensive steak or one of those pot roasts he tortured and how he gets angry and frustrated when this doesn't happen. Despite being told by doctors, therapists and his life circumstances for all of his life that he is not normal and something is very off and different about him he still refuses to accept he's not normal and is fucked in the head (except of course when he gets into serious trouble for his behavior than he's totally a mentally ill, sick, schizo who shouldn't be held responsible for his actions because he's mental, like a true abusive manipulator)

Its obvious that, like a vorta, lucas's sense of taste is extremely limited. The only foods he truly enjoys are cheesy cukes and bottles of peanut sauce. Lucas just enjoys the different textures:

Even the stuff lucas claims to love like how he says sushi is his favorite food, he clearly doesn't actually like or even eat. Just look at what he orders when he eats sushi - its never an actual selection of normal sushi, its always some disgusting americanized fake seafood stick and avocado stuffed roll with some kind of sweet or spicy sauce dumped all over it. I doubt he's eaten any real sushi in his life and wouldn't touch some of the more exotic stuff like octopus, eel, fish eggs or sea urchin. Stuff that is for the most part considerably healthier than what he orders at sushi restaurants. Except maybe the fish eggs as they are absolutely loaded with cholesterol

While we joke about King Roy, Elk steak has to be one of the top 5 meals of my life. First bite to be honest open minded it was, almost off putting how different it was. But 3 bites in pure love. While the restaurant was nice to offer a-1 I was ready to kill the waiter for touching this meat.

Elk is one of those things that can go either way. It can be really good if its from a quality animal and prepared properly and it can just as easily be one of the worst things you've ever had in your life if its even slightly overcooked or had the wrong spices added. Particularly if its from a particularly lean animal. That'll make it very, very dry and tough. I'd say you got lucky with your experience. Personally I much prefer moose. Its not an easy thing to get ahold of but when prepared properly its just about the best meat i've ever had. Plus it tends to be a bit less gamey and far fattier than most game animals so, so it tends to be less off putting to people that aren't used to eating game. It also makes amazing gravy. Like as in I hoard that shit when I can get my hands on it. Especially for things like pot pies

 

[HackerX]

Yeah i'd say its 50% showing off how hobo rich he is, trying to impress people cartman style while not realizing it makes him look like a greedy out of touch narcissist, and 50% feeding into his own food addiction.

I do get a kick that his go-to pickup line is inviting the babes to an expensive steak dinner, then criticizing them for missing out. It's so goofy and surreal, but one day it'll work! One realistic option is the crazy Nal chick that ended Cobra's dry spell.

 

[WonderWino]

I do get a kick about his go-to pickup line is inviting the babes to an expensive steak dinner, then criticizing them for missing out. It's so goofy and surreal, but one day it'll work! One realistic option is the crazy Nal chick that ended Cobra's dry spell.

Indeed. He acts like its some kind of rare, exotic and expensive thing to offer somebody that anyone would be a fool to turn down. Its bizarre even by stupid crazy person standards. I mean even lucas understands that most people, including zoomer baes have jobs. He never gives an actual reason beyond his supposed super sperm as to why someone should want to be so eager to take him specifically up on his offer for a steak dinner. and if they don't he brands them his enemy - bigots and classist ageists that he now expects to prove themselves not to be these things by going on a date with him. Which is a really, really bizarre way of thinking. If they didn't want to take him up on his offer before why would they want to after he immediately screams like a loon that anyone who doesn't want to take him up on his offer is an ageist classist bigot? Negging is a big red flag and that isn't even negging, its just looney nonsensical screaming of insults and accusations that lucas made up and that don't even make sense. He claims he sees all these flatbills and greybeards swooping all these zoomers but never stops to consider theres more to it than just cars and credit cards. Thats all an assumption on lucas's part that he came up with the rationalize why he isn't getting what he wants. Though he did start to believe his own bs to the point actually bothering to get a job cause he thought that would immediately change things and have the zoomer baes jumping on his offers the moment they found out he was working his tard job at walmart. Unsurprisingly, when this happened it just made him confused and angry

Fundamentally, lucas doesn't understand much of anything. The value of money, basic human interaction, appropriate behavior, how to read people and situations. Every interaction is binary to him. The moment he doesn't get a reaction or action he doesn't expect or understand he gets confused and frustrated, and usually angry as he tends to assume its a negative reaction more often than not. He assumes alot of shit about people, especially women that even he has enough sense not to admit to publicly, though he does blurt out hints of it. He talks like a rapist in that every women he sees that makes eye contact with him, blushes or moves her hair out of her face is somehow flirting with him and wants him, but there is always a reason why she totally doesn't just go for it, like another male in the room. If lucas wasn't so utterly terrified of getting into serious trouble and ending up in prison he'd have assaulted someone a long time ago. He's already had a few very close calls already with the recording that sleeping girl talking about how he's totally not a rapist but could easily have done something to her, and with the shit hes done with underage girls. That shit should have landed him in prison and on the sex offender registry and would have if they'd have reported him. But lucas is still a low IQ predator and acts like one. He pushes things when he thinks he can get away with it and sees how far he can push people to get what he wants. Especially when little girls are involved. Then he either pushes too far and gets into trouble like the blackmail incident or gets told off and denies it ever happened like the cp solicitation and grooming stuff

Lucas just keeps doing some variation of the same actions over and over again expecting completely different results from what any normal person would tell him right from the start would happen (and frequently do tell him). Therapists and handlers dealing with lucas, especially after he does something stupid, must feel like they're talking to a brick wall when trying to tell him anything. Especially therapists. I mean he admitted to trying to get at least one therapist to tell him how to meet women and shit like that. If institutions were still a thing he'd have been mandated into one years ago. Lucas is a person who needs constant supervision to keep from doing stupid shit that inevitably ends badly. Even he has admitted that at times. He's exactly the kind of person to be wary of the moment he finds himself in a situation where he thinks he has nothing left to lose

 

[AnOminous]

Indeed. He acts like its some kind of rare, exotic and expensive thing to offer somebody that anyone would be a fool to turn down.

He doesn't seem to get that nobody wants a steak with a side of schizo rape dick.