Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas must be having a manic day again

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what the fuck

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Nigger what? Even by lucas standards thats a fucked up thing to say. and of course he twisted everything around in his brain to include food

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Note the 'how do I make you love me' song. Red fucking flag

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Just reposting this for consistency
 
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You heard it here first guys - the trees in the woods want lucas to fuck teen girls now. I suppose if we ever wondered what lucas would do when he was stuck living in the woods of spokane for a few days this is it

and holy shit his choice of music in this one just makes the whole thing come off as completely batshit
 
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mothman96 said:
The Creeper posted this to his FB May 19. In the lower left corner the tile design used inside Mallon Place can be seen, so by that date he was already back living at the nursing home. Getting put back into Mallon and having that picture of Jesus there must really be a thorn in his side.



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Makes me wonder what really happened at the job, since it seems to coincide with his return to the retard farm.
 
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mothman96 said:
The Creeper posted this to his FB May 19. In the lower left corner the tile design used inside Mallon Place can be seen, so by that date he was already back living at the nursing home. Getting put back into Mallon and having that picture of Jesus there must really be a thorn in his side.
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I'm getting a feeling we have another nuthatch arc incoming.
 
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Dude is clearly spiraling. Don't even know who he is, but after skimming the last few pages, its clear to me he's hitting the Man Wall with the force of a train at full speed into a siding. My dude, if you didn't get a wife at least in your 30's, and you are not in possession of an incredibly high paying job, you are not gonna get one that isn't divorced with two kids and infertile at this point. Most men who hit "The Wall" are okay with this, because this will be their second marriage and they already had kids from the first. Not this guy though.
 
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I see he's reverted to his usual lie of 'I live in a group home' whenever he's in the nuthouse or nursing home. Lucas only ever lived in an actual group home setting once and it ended with him lighting all his shit on fire in the parking lot when he couldn't sell it, which put a stop to any future placements in that kind of setting. Ever since then its been one room fartbox's the nuthouse, homeless shelters or the street for him

and he is nowhere near getting another job. Its such a bizarre thing to say that you're 'close' to getting another job. Either you have one or you don't. As always, lucas thinks mentioning he's 'looking into' things and 'close' to doing something is as good as him actually doing it. Just like his college saga and his foray into 'exploring veganism'

That note makes him sound like a manipulative psycho who thinks he's smarter than anyone who might want to 'date' him

and yeah he's definitely working up to another trip to the nuthouse
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
Makes me wonder what really happened at the job, since it seems to coincide with his return to the retard farm.
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Looks to me he was already living at Mallon Place by the time he got that job at Walmart.


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I see he's reverted to his usual lie of 'I live in a group home' whenever he's in the nuthouse or nursing home. Lucas only ever lived in an actual group home setting once and it ended with him lighting all his shit on fire in the parking lot when he couldn't sell it, which put a stop to any future placements in that kind of setting. Ever since then its been one room fartbox's the nuthouse, homeless shelters or the street for him
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Remember what he said back when the local mental hospital put him In Mallon Place-- " it's like a college dorm"
 
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mothman96 said:
Looks to me he was already living at Mallon Place by the time he got that job at Walmart.



Remember what he said back when the local mental hospital put him In Mallon Place-- " it's like a college dorm"
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The mental hospital didn't put him in mallon place the actual hospital did cause of the hole in his foot. Its the only reason he was able to get housing at all. He essentially got it on a technicality. The best part about lucas claiming mallon place is like a college dorm is the fact he's never actually lived in a college dorm. He's been to college part time, but the entire time he was there he was homeless and alternated between the homeless shelter, the street and the bus station with his famous blowing of his disbursement from his college funds to spend some time at the motel 6 and order an absolutely massive amount of food from clinkerdaggers

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I'm expecting another blackmail rape saga from him.
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Yeah that wouldn't surprise me. He really didn't learn his lesson from that one at all given that they just kicked him out and didn't call the cops. and even then that only want that particular way because they didn't want the cops there given the seedy as fuck people they had living there. Lucas will try to convince himself he's being clever about it if he tries to pull that again and try to go about it slightly differently or word things differently but the intent will be the same and it'll get him into trouble just as quickly. The thing is mallon place is a nursing home and the people he'd be pulling this on are disabled and considered vulnerable individuals, which means mallon place has a legal obligation to protect the interests and safety of the residents and is legally mandated to involve the police if lucas ever tries a repeat of the blackmail saga with any residents. So a second attempt won't just get him kicked out it would force an arrest, which means attempting to blackmail vulnerable individuals in a nursing home would become a matter of public record for him and whatever charges he got hit with as a result. Given its not the first time he'd end up doing at least some jail time. You do not fuck around in locations that involve vulnerable individuals. That'll always bite you in the ass

At that point its very likely he'd be prohibited from being allowed to live anywhere like mallon place, at least in washington state and would be required to go to the hospital if any similar medical requirements came up and get the boot as soon as he was well enough to leave. At that point he's as good as fucked for housing in spokane and likely the entire state. From then on its the street, the shelters for as long as they'll tolerate him or trying to find a place that would rent to him that he'd have to pay for himself, which he couldn't cause that requires a job that lucas can't hold even if he could get and no landlord is going to let lucas in after doing any kind of background check on him

Lucas is literally on his last chance at mallon place. He needs to be on his best behavior cause if he does something stupid to fuck it up he's in for a very bad future. Daddy government has already helped him about as much as it can and can't do anything about housing him if he ruins this for himself. Something he seems to be well on course to doing one way or another. Hell these videos he's doing alone are going to cause problems sooner or later. The thing is they are his outlet. In the old days people like lucas would wander the streets screaming at people like the crazy hobos they are. Lucas only avoids that by recording videos and posting insane shit. If he gets stopped from doing that his safety valve is gone and he inevitably builds himself up to a spaz out that always ends with him getting into trouble and kicked out of wherever he is. As always lucas makes a point of skirting the line of what he's allowed to do and pushes as much as he can. No doubt he was explicitly told no ranting videos and thought he was being smart by staying quiet and recording the notes instead. Ignoring the fact that even by crazy person standards that is a crazy thing to do, its not going to win him any favors from the staff and you can see him getting angry and frustrated in the videos even when he's not saying anything

I suspect the only reason lucas has lasted at mallon place as long as he has is because on some level even he knows its all he's got and fucking it up would be bad for him. But even then lucas is incapable of behaving himself long term as he's showing everyone by doing shit like this
 
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It was the local mental hospital that placed the Creeper at Mallon. When he went in the local mental hospital the 2nd time he was accusing the hospital of letting out the 1st time to die in the street like a dog. The 1st time he went in was when he went psycho at the bus plaza and he was taken strapped to a stretcher and ended up at the local mental hospital. When he was let out he "interviewed" at a place called Oxford house and was rejected so he was in the street again. Went psycho again and he "checked" himself back into the local mental hospital. The mental hospital placed him at Mallon. Mallon is for people with mental disabilities and the tech is responsible for giving the Creeper his meds. That is why Jamie is a full time resident there too.

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This is after he was release from the local mental hospital the 1st time (bus plaza incident).

 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is starting to get dragged on Tiktok. He is moooing and calling people bigots and agephobes and is threatening to block people. Here are some screenshots.

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LOL

You can tell the way he's responding that he's already starting to lose it in the comments. He's getting actual criticism from people who are unaware of his history and even they are calling him a creep. Its just going to keep getting worse for him on tiktok the more he goes off at people like that. Its going to draw the attention of a bigger tiktoker one way or another and when that happens he's going to get his ass blasted all over the platform, which means tiktokers will inevitably start digging into his history. When that happens he's in for a whole world of problems. Even funnier, most of the people commenting on tiktok tend to be zoomers themselves. Something that no doubt infuriates him even more, given their reaction to him. He finally figured out tiktok is the hot zoomer platform and thought he was being clever quietly trying to spread the word of telomeres and fecund ova there. Not only is it infuriating him its confusing the shit out of him that he's not getting the reaction he expected

Lucas could get himself into some serious trouble if he isn't careful on tiktok. If they find out about his history with minors, let alone the LA saga and the public admissions of being a pedo they might very well start a campaign to cancel his fat ass and get the cops involved. At the very least that would lead to all kinds of problems for him

and the idea that somebody on tiktok would send him a bunch of fake pizza orders is hilarious. Lucas would be giddy as fuck when the delivery guy showed up thinking he was going to get all these free pizzas to himself....and then lose his shit when he realized he was expected to pay for them. Mallon place would be none to pleased with him either at that point I suspect. and would probably tell him to stop reeeing on the internet for free doordash food after that. and we all know how lucas would respond to that

Lucas wigs out at klickitat just reposting his own videos and to laugh reactions on facebook cause he's too autistic to understand them. Those are mild as fuck compared to the actual responses he's getting on tiktok and what will inevitably follow if he keeps it up. Lucas hasn't figured out that even if he tries to block everyone from posting, a) there are too many people on tiktok to feasibly do that and b) it won't stop people on there from doing reaction videos about him. Especially when they find out some stuff about his past. That'll start a cycle of reactions back and forth that will only end with lucas having a breakdown or getting into serious trouble

Its not like this will be the first time either. Remember it was the starbucks incident making international news that brought him to the attention of most people and started him down the path of his current level of attention. He has no idea what he's in for if he goes viral on tiktok with his pedo shit. Oh boy is he fucked if some popular zoomer bae youtuber who is creeped out by him finds out about his history of pedo shit and calling little girls 'ovulators' and blasts that shit all over tiktok. Bonus points if said zoomer includes a clip where he did that on the phone while doped out of his mind in the psych ward. I'll laugh my ass off this eventually leads to people hounding the spokane PD to investigate his cp solicitation and stuff he said to underage girls, or hounds mallon place about the deranged pedo they have living there to the point they kick his ass out. Then you can bet lucas would be reeeeing about tiktok indefinitely. I can see it now....calling it the flatbill clone app....the republican app....the socialist in name only app thats bigoted against age gap love

If this keeps up lucas is likely headed for another breakdown that'll see him back in eastern state. Definitely so if people start realizing what kind of creep he really is and try to cancel him. Lucas truly does not understand what he's getting himself into
 
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Krathnami said:
I’d say he was bordering on self-awareness if I didn’t know better
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Oooh lucas is big mad. Its not self awareness, its his default reaction when stuff like this happens. He's literally repeating practically word for word the excuse of 'i'm getting punished for calling a bigot a bigot' that he did when he got in trouble on facebook awhile back and caught a temp ban after going off at someone for pointing out his inappropriate behavior

Lucas is the walking example of when everyone else is the problem the problem is you. and being the narcissistic sociopath that he is he fails to recognize this. It never occurs to him to consider his actions in the slightest when the same behavior gets him into trouble on every platform and even in real life. Online its always the bigots when he faces consequences, in person its always the same bigots out to get him and always their fault for reporting him for shit. Just look at how he blame management and the residents he was harassing at his old fartbox when he got kicked out for the blackmail incident. Even the LA saga was all about how it wasn't his fuck up, no it was the catfishes fault that lucas went for it and flew down there completely unprepared to meet a 16 year old with no way back. Totally had nothing to do with lucas's greed, entitlement and behavior at all

and of course the comment he gets in trouble for makes a point of including the phrase its perfectly legal. Because nothing says what you're doing is totally legal, ethical and appropriate like going out of your way to point out how legal you think your actions are. Thats textbook predator talk trying to legalese his way into forcing people to accept it. This has been lucas's MO for years, including pulling the same link out of his ass with incorrect legal information to justify going after very illegal 16 year olds

Yeah nothing red flaggy about that at all. Totally doesn't scream you're a pedo ranting about 'legal ages' in exactly the same way you did when you were publicly doing exactly the same thing while hunting for explicitly illegal aged teen girls

Lucas should be grateful if all he does is get himself permabanned from tiktok before he's there long enough to draw alot of attention to himself and cause himself serious trouble. But you can bet he'll keep searching tiktok for any mention of his name after that on an alt just like he does on youtube

I also find it hilarious that its tiktok of all places that is claiming down on him in a hurry over screeching how everyone else is a bigot for calling out his behavior

and I wonder what lucas would do if someone pointed out that the youngest zoomers are currently 14 - 15. The fact he goes out of his way to specifically mention 18+ should be taken as the massive red flag that it is. Nobody who isn't a creepy pedo goes out of their way to make a point of telling you they're only interested in 18+ as normal people assume thats the case and implied when you say you're looking for a girlfriend. Pointing it out specifically implies your intent is something you should hide and pre-emptively try to mislead people about

Everything lucas does is textbook low IQ predatory pedo behavior to an almost comical degree
 
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