Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

That doesn't even make sense, and is a very racist thing to say lucas

Lucas's halloween post is one of the creepiest ones yet. I see they're handing out candy corn at mallon place. Unsurprisingly its about the cheapest shittiest candy they could give out. Its also pure fucking sugar, so the fact they're handing it out to a mentally ill diabetic in shit health with already failing kidneys as a result of years of noncompliance certainly should raise a few eyebrows

Which totalitarian dictatorships were christian lucas? The communist ones were all atheist, the ancient ones had their own gods the same as everyone else worshipped and the fascist ones only tolerated christianity at best and wanted to phase it out. Hell hitler favored islam and himmler had that weird germanic shit going on

I enjoy belittling religious arrogance. Spoken like a true abusive sociopath lucas. Saying that is also a real good way to catch a ban for hate speech. and no lucas, regardless of the validity of the beliefs of christianity, jesus was absolutely a historical person. You won't find anybody with any understanding of the subject who claims he was fictional. Multiple historical records make it quite clear he was a real person. and of course he repeats the 'christian shit just copied everybody else!' stuff without understanding the context nor that it is not that simple. Nor does lucas grasp the whole 'everybody knows animals reproduce sexually thats why jesus's birth is supposed to be a miracle' thing. He misses the fundamental point there. and christianity was most powerful during the medieval period, not the dark ages, and didn't go around ranting about infidels needing to be put to death, thats muslim shit

This is angry euphoric atheist incel speak to a fucking T. The only thing missing is lucas wearing a fedora

Thats a strange question to ask for someone who claims to be an expert on christian theology and outs lucas for not knowing as much as he thinks he does about it

Not a single word of that makes any sense. So bidens economy doesn't exist, only obamas and anything trump did thats good is actually obama? You're a fucking idiot lucas. and you left out the part where the democrats sabotaged every step of trying to get the wall built properly

and yet again he's posting this shit in the middle of the night when everybody else at mallon place is sleeping

Now he's ranting about jews and muslims and unsurprisingly leaves out alot of other things the quran says. Since when does islam respect other religions? Did lucas miss the part about infidels and putting nonbelievers to the sword?

Lucas acts like a walking stereotype of a reddit tier euphoric atheist male feminist with a closet full of skeletons to hide

and funny how we haven't heard anything about lucas's supposed job he was just about to get. Hopefully it wasn't a waiter job cause I can absolutely see lucas ending up like this:

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Conservatives say absolutely nothing of the sort lucas. The fringiest of the fringe religious fundamentalists do. and guess what lucas? They're right. We don't have legit transitional fossils between humans and chimps. We have a few links in the chain, several of which may be more offshoots than in the line of evolution. Thats why the whole finding the missing link is such a big thing and why so many people into bigfoot keep bringing it up as a potential link
and several of those aren't even transitional fossils lucas. Cheddar man is a modern human from 10,000 years ago. neanderthals aren't even humans they're similar enough genetically to breed with them but they are a different species entirely with very different physiology. cro-magnons weren't exactly transitional either, they were essentially modern humans that were a bit better adapted to their environment in europe until the ice age ended and they essentially died out as their own group in favor of a couple more locally adapted descendants like the solutreans. Calling australopithecus transitionary to humans is a big stretch. They were at best a distant cousin and alot of shit about them is still being debated. We have no real direct lineage record from the early primates to us. Fossils just aren't a thing consistently enough for that to be feasible. What we do have is basically a group of human like species, some more directly related to us than others and some offshoots that contributed some genetics from interbreeding and such but we don't really have anywhere near a full picture of how it all worked and likely never will. There is as much genetic info as we can get and alot of extrapolations made from it with some educated guesses

You're in no position to be criticizing your brother lucas. You have a long history of literally sitting in a room, unwashed and shirtless, with your psycho eyes bulging out of your head, high as a kite, ranting about how you have magic sperm and how everybody is part of some giant flatbill-republican-christian conspiracy to prevent you from getting a girlfriend, in between arguing with the voices on the wind. The loser you're describing in your post is nothing compared to the kind of lunacy you engage in lucas

and your brother isn't the one living in a fucking nursing home at nearly 45, making batshit insane video recordings of scribbled notes and ranting about insane board games that look like they were drawn by a kid in preschool

 

[Bassomatic]

I actually think that comic is really cute. One you can share with your grandma. All of us have had a few social snafus, some more than others. Normal humans brush it off getting or giving. Dunno just a nice harmless cartoon.

But yeah in context of incels like Lucas it shows how people can read anything how they want.

That candy corn picture is fucked up. Seriously mental unstable vibes. I can't help but think the old Lewis Black skit no one eats that crap and it's all reused since 1927. Yeah no shock Lucas eats it. We should tell him about food waste and what him tweet Greta about his trashcan hauls like a fucking possum. I would love to know what he thinks he gives off there? Some old school 40s pinup lady licking a lollipop on the side of a bomber? We all know what that alludes to. Does Lucas think he's showing off how he'd (his words not mine) gnaw on a clit?

His first meme makes no fucking sense. Where's China's EPA? Where's unions in India? Pretty sure national parks and the EPA came from white men. (Teddy R and Nixon) Africa burns electronics at a terrifying rate. Who's handing money to the poor or just illegals? White nations. Find me how good Peru treats it's illegals compared to Finland. Us whites are the ones trying to spread the wealth and save the earth and unless you're absolutely blind or indoctrinated to a point you'd need a lobotomy to clear the stupid out you'd see that. Even Japan is all about killing whales and dumping shit in the ocean.

Look at Elon the richest man in the world where did his money come from? Rich white governments giving him money to make clean cars and rockets. Its just absolutely disgusting he'd be ok lying like that esp when he's such a proud Ayran noble.

Jesus worked he was a carpenter. A honest and to this day hard profession. Many people find their relationship with God out of a personal experience. I think it makes Lucas mad people find religion and aren't forced into it. I know I had to look into myself read think and all that before I i found a mere flicker of faith. Looking inside is scary and hard. Lucas it's pure hell, his entire life is masturbating to children eating sleeping at bus stops being angry and stealing. Probably a lot of pants shitting too. As we know some of the voices in the wind speak the truth. He hates those.

There was no dark ages this is something middle schools are phasing out. Anyone who says this is just dishonest or behind. History doesn't often change but how we view it does and sometimes we find new things. The dark ages as so mis named had for example the windmill come from it. Something we still use today. I won't history sperg much but actually Christianity was arguably most powerful during either renascence or more so Victorian era. He's so stupid.

Wow Lucas tell me more about economics. You've worked almost 40 hours in 25 years and you're a high school drop out. Nothing you said is remotely true. Lucas only simps for Obama who bailed the banks out because he wants to fuck his daughters. Also Lucas got more free shit under gay 1% man. Literally no one liked Obama's economy the left hated his bail outs (most of right did too) the right hated the failed Obama care (ACA) the market was trash housing was bad and he just doubled the size of the war in middle East. Ironic Obama used the same "cope" Lucas did lol Bush fault. I don't think I need to expand you have to deal with stuff as a new leader but he sure spent his time throwing money at the richest people.

I'm blessed to be friends and mentored by a man who's probably one of the most educated people on Israel history. He's in his 80s grew up in Israel and even he says (his goal is returning to how it was much more peaceful and making it a free economic/travel zone) Israel was before Palestine. That whole area was Transjordan.. shit the Brits did. Both of them should team up and bomb London tbh.

Its far from just religion holy shit people who say that are a great out for stupid and bias. I try not to get into my education or anything of politics here sadly economics overlaps so please try to take what I saw as professional and not just to own the libtard Luke.

I hope Lucas eats far too much candy and loses a foot to beetus. The rest of you have a great Halloween, im kinda feeling this Woodford and warmed spiced cider Mrs made. Oh she dressed up like Lidia Deetz. God she's going to be sore the morning.

 

[HackerX]

If I were the type to pozload my neghole, I'd be tempted to digitize one of my old pics, in all my early-90's depressed teen glory, and catfish him. He's so clearly stuck in the 90's he'd probably fall for it faster than the LA saga.

Lucas can't help screaming at the mirror and telling on himself. I loved him saying Christians call their god "Sky Daddy". So nice of him to tell everyone what he calls his imaginary friend. Just don't think to hard about the "Daddy" part.

I desperately want a "man in the pickle suit" type of performance in his viscinity. They wouldn't need to interact with him whatsoever, just kinda saunter around with a bible. Somehow flash loads of cash in Lucas's periphery while talking to a 10/10 Gen Z bae about religion, money, cars, etc.

 

[Twrx]

I desperately want a "man in the pickle suit" type of performance in his viscinity. They wouldn't need to interact with him whatsoever, just kinda saunter around with a bible. Somehow flash loads of cash in Lucas's periphery while talking to a 10/10 Gen Z bae about religion, money, cars, etc.

Nah, go with how if he truly accepts Christ, it'll help him not be an incel creep. Those exact words, he hates being called both and loses his shit. I can only imagine the Reeeing if he got hit with both.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

christianity was most powerful during the medieval period, not the dark ages

I thought "Dark Ages", "Medieval Ages", and "Middle Ages" were all interchangeable, but I guess "Dark Ages" refers to the rest of the 1st millennium after Rome fell -- and then those latter two to the first half of the 2nd Millennium, up until the Renaissance period?

(anyway looks like Werner is still Lucasing or Wernering)

 

[WonderWino]

I thought "Dark Ages", "Medieval Ages", and "Middle Ages" were all interchangeable, but I guess "Dark Ages" refers to the rest of the 1st millennium after Rome fell -- and then those latter two to the first half of the 2nd Millennium, up until the Renaissance period?

(anyway looks like Werner is still Lucasing or Wernering)

I was referring to the more mid medieval period, when the church pretty much had its fingers in and a huge amount of influence over everybody and everything

Consider the genitals he says. Do you spend alot of time thinking about mens genitals like that lucsa? I wonder which one he considers the sewage plant and which the amusement park. We know he certainly likes to amuse himself, and if he refers to male genitals as a sewage plant whats that say about his? Hey zoomer bae you need to take my magic gen x seed straight out of my sewage plant isn't exactly a great endorsement, even if he didn't have a microdick. Though considering its unwashed and riddled with beetus and MRSA sewage plant may be his most accurate description of it yet

No, but plenty of have been invaded in the name of spreading atheism and socialism. Ask the soviets about that lucas. and vietnam, and korea. You really didn't think that one through

So lucas is in favor of exploiting illegals in what amounts to barely paid borderline slave labor to pick food for the very rich oligarchs he claims to despise, who were brought into the country by human traffickers

Maybe if they deport the illegals you will finally be able to get a job lucas. Lucas picking fruit or toiling in a field all day would be quite the sight

and if he's so in favor of illegals lets see how he feels when they flood washington state and his free money and healthcare from the government gets lowered considerably cause so many more illegals are on it and being given far more than he is. Lets see how he feels if he gets transferred to a hospital cause of his kidneys and some illegal takes his place in mallon place and he loses that paltry $13 a month he has in favor of having to stretch the government budget for them. and with all that free shit they go around swooping up all the zoomer baes in front of him

He's be screeching louder than any republican about how unacceptable it is and how the government needs to deport their asses faster than jews in the warsaw ghetto

Remember lucas, you claimed to vote for it

 

[Bassomatic]

The church had it's fingers in everything because it was basically all that was left of a functional society after Rome fell and the Mongolian hoards and Huns etc all had fun in Europe. I don't mean to dismiss this just because it was concentrated vs the spread and forces and still power it had later I feel it was much more influencing later but that's well past Lucas understanding.

People also forget the church was the science of it's day. The history the culture etc. Much like today Lucas they held the invalids. Before welfare freaks like Lucas could find shelter. But with his mouth they probably would have given him the boot. Something our government doesn't do despite his crimes and non compliance as well as being an asshole.

Again well above Lucas understanding I just didn't want to seem dismissive of earlier posts and re stand by my own viewpoint but enough about that.

Lucas is one step away from that meme "girls should feel ashamed their butthole is close to the vagina" for a biology expert it's not shocking these organ have double duty so to speak. Posts like this are extra confusing when despite him being a virgin he's seen ton of porn. This litterly reenforces Lucas can't understand square peg, round hole. Like a fucking crow can. Lucas is legitimately less intelligent than some birds wow (no disrespect to crowd I happen to like corvids aside blue jays)

Calling your junk an amusement park reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George is caught beating off. How many times do you think people have had to walk in on Lucas "treating his body like an amusement park"?

This really makes me put my Freud hat on and he's scared of girls parts. Definitely a faggot, and virgin. Also weird Lucas has talked a lot about anal violence (I don't think we should call jamming his MRSA fist in the ass "play").

He's so mentally unstable he can't even keep his kinks right. I'm legit not joking about stuff like that pushes me to not just he's a virgin but he's very much a homosexual.

Communism cost over 250 MILLION lives in just the 20th century. The whole non god people. 100s of years of Arab invasions crusades etc does not touch that number. Also you have to be really fucking stupid to think religious wars were solely about that or even at all and not a mask. Has there been wars about religion? Sure. We're most a cover up. Did the Spanish take out the Aztecs just because the Pope or was there a yellow rock they kinda liked? Communism always had to purge all religions and was the reason for wars. Again over a quarter of a billion killed in 100 years.

Fun fact Lucas you'd be killed before the priests, the rich or the capitalists.

Yeah Lucas siding with big business again. A consumer at heart. Now let's pretend this is true it's not but I digress. Supply and demand. Maybe we stop wasting food. Maybe we stop giving it to third world. Maybe we also step back and over all in human history 50% wages paid food. That was the norm housing was cheaper than food for the random peasant who is very much the avg person in history.

Speaking of that free up tons of places to live and all forms supply demand hit if we drop h1s as well. Notice Lucas who has his budget adjusted while we workers done only thinking about food. Not his fart box or carbon emissions even our poor use way more stuff and create more than the poor nations.

I really think despite who wins there will be cuts and people like Lucas are first to go. Welfare won't go and we are won't cut boomers SS or Medicare but Lucas is a criminal non compliant freak, there's 1000s of them out there costing 10s of millions throwing them on the churches door step and putting that money into pet projects and donations to Israel are a very real possible future for Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

What in the actual fuck. Wires? Robotics? Light? What the hell is mallon place putting in the candy corn? and he wonders why he failed biology

Nigger WHAT?! Jesus would have fucked a homeless chick? Jesus fucked HIS MOM?! Nigger do you even know who mary magdalene was? and again lucas, jesus did in fact exist. As in he was absolutely a historical person who lived and did the whole preaching thing which led to christianity becoming a thing. What in the fuck does not having fossils of people mentioned in the bible have to do with absolutely anything? Fossils? Really? Just how long ago do you think jesus was alive lucas? He lived in the roman era he wasn't a fucking caveman from half a million years ago lucas. We don't have the bodies and burial sites of MOST famous people who lived in the roman era. Are you going to claim cleopatra and alexander the great aren't real either seeing as we don't have their bodies? Jesus is attested to in multiple ancient sources, including by the romans themselves and people that hated him. How does he think christianity started exactly?

Lucas seems to have a problem with understanding that not believing in religion or christianity, and even being an atheist, somehow means that this somehow means that the historical people involved did not exist. Every single religious claim about christianity could be entirely bs, but that wouldn't change anything as far as jesus being a real person. It just means he wasn't the son of god like the christians believe

This is pure idiot speak. Lucas likes to reee about science. Well he won't find a competent scientist or historian anywhere who claims jesus was not an actual historical person

Lucas talking about jesus fucking his mom and being all up in her uterus with her seed says all kinds of things about where his mind was at when he thought that one up and it sure reinforces the idea that lucas wants to fuck his own mother

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Lucas talking about jesus fucking his mom and being all up in her uterus with her seed says all kinds of things about where his mind was at when he thought that one up and it sure reinforces the idea that lucas wants to fuck his own mother

Mary Magdalene wasn't Jesus' mom, she was a disciple, and most likely a prostitute ("fallen woman").

 

[AnOminous]

Mary Magdalene wasn't Jesus' mom, she was a disciple, and most likely a prostitute ("fallen woman").

There's really no scriptural support for that. Pope Gregory only invented that in the Sixth Century or so by conflating her with the unnamed "fallen woman" who washed Christ's feet.

8 And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve were with him,

2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,

3 And Joanna the wife of Chuza Herod's steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto him of their substance.

Luke 8:2-3

"Substance" in this context is generally viewed as meaning financial support. It's likely she was actually a woman of affluence.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Nigger WHAT?! Jesus would have fucked a homeless chick?

Lucas thoughts when writing this post:
1) "Jesus fuck homeless chick, I write this so someone fuck homeless me maybe???"
2) "Jesus all up in her uterus with his, yes I like to think about "seed" and "uterus!", Lucas like puss puss!"
3) "wait No! Lucas no like Jesus because Lucas big smart atheist!"
4) "I say "fossil" so people know I'm big smart!"
5) "this post is plenty good! Lucas hit send!"

 

[VoidFace]

My favorite part of the rant about chimps and humans is the fact that the “conservatives” he made up would be right: there are exactly zero intermediate species between chimps and humans because humans did not evolve from chimps. We are cousins, they are not our ancestors. No one thinks chimps evolved into humans.

Dr. Lucas “I’m gonna get a PhD in biology” Werner, everybody, the foremost biology genius of our time

 

[HackerX]

My favorite part of the rant about chimps and humans is the fact that the “conservatives” he made up would be right: there are exactly zero intermediate species between chimps and humans because humans did not evolve from chimps. We are cousins, they are not our ancestors. No one thinks chimps evolved into humans.

Dr. Lucas “I’m gonna get a PhD in biology” Werner, everybody, the foremost biology genius of our time

Eh, idk. He might have actually evolved from a chimp.

 

[VoidFace]

Eh, idk. He might have actually evolved from a chimp.

Chimps are strong, diplomatic, capable of tool usage and have the intelligence of small child…

I will thank you not to insult them by comparing them to Lucas

 

[WonderWino]

Chimps are strong, diplomatic, capable of tool usage and have the intelligence of small child…

I will thank you not to insult them by comparing them to Lucas

On the other hand lucas is as angry as a chimp, as sadistic as one, tries to trade sex for what he wants like one, is as jealous as one and i'm sure if given the opportunity he'd eat a zoomer baes face like one

In other words lucas got his tugboat and spent it on a shitty burger from wendys thinking he was being smart and getting crab alot cheaper than it usually is. He saw the picture and name, did not understand the context at all and thought he was being clever. Then got big mad when he took a bite and realized it had no crab in it and he paid a bunch of money for a garbage licensed burger

Yet again proving that lucas is exactly the kind of idiot marketers love cause he's too stupid to think about or ask questions about what he's buying. He just sees something and wants it right now right now right now

With that level of stupid i'm surprised that by now nobody has signed him up for the NAMBLA newsletter and had him not question it at all or even realize they're pedos for the first few newsletters. He'd buy right into their whole age gap love thing. Shit he'd probably be right into being called a chickenhawk and calling himself one publicly if he was told that chickenhawk was the left wing peaceful version of the republican war loving warhawk

That said with the election a day away I suspect we're in for some political ranting from lucas rather soon. and if trump wins again he's sure to do some angry screeching

EDIT:

Lucas is talking lunacy again

I like how he says if she wins, cause as stupid as lucas is even he sees shes a shitty candidate that will have a difficult time against trump. Though its hilarious that lucas says he wants a president that can be questioned yet absolutely doesn't allow anyone to question anything he himself says and does

More insane shit that shows he doesn't understand anything about the christianity he constantly rants about. Science has a history of suppressing shit thats inconvenient lucas, where the fuck were you during the covid insanity? and it doesn't believe things into existence you say? Uh huh. I've got one word for you lucas: trannies. Where exactly did jesus advocate for the forced death of anyone who disagreed with him? This is rich coming from a guy who has openly defended stalin of all people

and as always he projects like an imax theater a grab bag of doctrines in the story as to be contradictory and often times the rambling of an evil, angry man sounds like lucas describing his own actions to a T

Citation needed lucas. and you're the one who blames everybody else, including the women themselves, for you not having a girlfriend

Like fucking clockwork lucas dials up the male feminist reeeing about turmp right before the election just as predicted

Tomorrow should be a real interesting day

Thats not how economics works lucas. Bidenomics is absolutely a thing and has been fucking over the US for years. The first thing biden did when he assumed office was start cancelling trumps economic policies

You want to ree about economics lucas? Biden directly caused that as a direct result of his moronic actions taken during covid

I voted for female bodily autonomy says the domestic abuser and stalker who got kicked out of his last apartment for trying to blackmail his neighbors into providing him with what amounted to an underage, vulnerable, drug addicted sex slave, in exchange for keeping his mouth shut about imaginary drug dealing

Every time lucas tries to convince people he isn't a predator, the more he outs himself as a predator. Normal people who aren't predators don't repeatedly try to convince everyone else of how much of a feminist they are and how they're totally in favor of protecting womens rights. He acts exactly like a textbook low IQ narcissistic predator

Says one of the most ignorant people you could ever come across. What about all those socialist and communist countries that started wars and murdered millions of people lucas?

No lucas, you don't get anywhere on your own. Plenty of people do just fine on their own. and you're talking like a bigger ignorant fanatical for atheism than any religious nut i've ever seen. and no atheists launched explosives at agnostic or religious strongholds? Really? Ask the soviets about that. and the north koreans. and the vietnemese

We can add how tariffs work to the massive list of things lucas doesn't understand. and buy off brand says the guy who publicly brags about buying the most expensive food at the most expensive restaurant he can find while publicly announcing that its the best because its the most expensive and boasting that if you were his girlfriend you'd be doing the same thing with him

I'll say it again. You're the one who tried to blackmail your neighbors into providing you with an underage teenage drug addict 'girlfriend' in a manner that by definition ignored any agency of her own in order to keep quiet about their supposed drug dealing. You're the one who claims that women don't date you because they hear literal voices and the 'background commander' that tells them to date other men with credit cards and cars. You're the one who accuses them of being bigots and all manner of other nasty things for using their autonomy and making their own choice not to date you

What were you looking up to find that particular picture lucas? You absolutely want a submissive woman you can control, who won't question you, won't acknowledge your past behavior, will cook, clean and fuck you and will produce children for you and do all this while working full time to pay for you

You are so blatantly predatory and so blatantly lying through your teeth every time you talk like this about your real intentions that frankly the spokane PD should have you on a fucking watch list

 

[WonderWino]

Can't edit my previous post anymore so heres lucas's posts since last night:

'Israel is evil'
'There are plenty of good jews'

Lucas can't keep his ranting straight for 2 consecutive posts. You didn't vote lucas. You're not waddling your fat, broke ass down to the polling station and you're too stupid to figure out how to fill out a mail in ballot

and you are a bad person at the core. You put out free candy signs for teen girls, you tried to blackmail your neighbors for an imaginary underage drug addict girlfriend, you committed felony grooming of a minor multiple times and boasted about it, you tried to talk a teen girl into cutting her own finger off to prove her love for you, you solicited child pornography from at least one teen girl that you've flat out admitted to, you've publicly admitted to a pedo multiple times, you've made pedo comments about 4 year olds approaching you in the mall talking sexually and about your underage niece, you scam money out of people whenever you think you can get away with it, you admit to stealing from people when you think you can justify it. You ree about christians 'keeping bad people on a leash' cause you know thats exactly what they should be doing to you

What the fuck are you talking about lucas? and are you sure you want to say stuff like that? Cause by the same token people can say exactly the same thing about you admitting to being a pedo. Yes you are a pedophile lucas. Keep talking. You dig your own hole

That applies to you as well lucas. You're racist and homophobic as fuck

As predicted, male feminist wern performance

Says the guy who tries to believe all kinds of looney shit into existence and always refuses to do the work to achieve anything. and no lucas, plenty of people are not political. You're talking like one of those religious fanatics who calls everybody religious. and real sketchy use of the term brood mares there lucas. You yourself couldn't explain what a vice president does without googling it

You're garbage lucas

That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. We can add festoon to the list of words lucas uses to try to make people think he's intelligent but doesn't understand and outs himself as a low IQ moron in the attempt. Lets see what the dictionary has to say about the term festoon

n:
Are you trying to say small businesses are better at decorating their walls with burgers and fast food products lucas? Which businesses are those lucas?

You clearly haven't eaten enough mcdonalds to understand what the word festoon means. It clearly does not mean what you think it does. But remember - he totally earned that place on the honor roll for english and he wasn't put on it for woke points for the class retard at all

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I love it when Lucas uses “big” words incorrectly.
Really highlights his ineptitude.

 

[Broadside]

I love it when Lucas uses “big” words incorrectly.
Really highlights his ineptitude.

Did he mean "jettison" maybe?

 

[WonderWino]

I'd say either he was foolish enough to eat some of his own cooking for breakfast or lucas is noticing that the voting appears to be going in trumps favor so far and is losing his shit over it. If thats any indication of his mental state at the moment, we should be in for quite some looney spastic ranting from lucas in the next few days if trump ends up winning

 

[HackerX]

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I'd say either he was foolish enough to eat some of his own cooking for breakfast or lucas is noticing that the voting appears to be going in trumps favor so far and is losing his shit over it. If thats any indication of his mental state at the moment, we should be in for quite some looney spastic ranting from lucas in the next few days if trump ends up winning

OR, the most likely answer, he ate butterflies