Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lol Lucas your license is suspended to hell and back and you’re on the PDPS radar so even leaving Washington to try to get a license won’t help.
Stop trying to virtue signal about cars cos you would say yes if someone offered to magically fix that and give you a car. Then you would use it to try to entice women and they still wouldn’t want you.
Just because you can’t have one doesn’t make cars bad.

 

[mothman96]

While the Mallon Place Creeper rots in his bottom tier nursing home, his "mother" Myrna is buying a bigger place much better for her dogs.

 

[WonderWino]

Lol Lucas your license is suspended to hell and back and you’re on the PDPS radar so even leaving Washington to try to get a license won’t help.
Stop trying to virtue signal about cars cos you would say yes if someone offered to magically fix that and give you a car. Then you would use it to try to entice women and they still wouldn’t want you.
Just because you can’t have one doesn’t make cars bad.

The best part is lucas thinks he's being smart trying to deflect like this and that nobody knows he isn't allowed to have a license or drive a car whether he wanted to or not. He appears to be unaware that the incident that led to him losing his license is a matter of public record, to say nothing of his public admission to the jeep burning incident

He's on a posting frenzy again

As usual, lucas is trying to justify is criminal mindset and why its ok to steal from people if you claim they have something you want or need. Nobody is hoarding bread lucas. Selling bread is not hoarding it. If your family is starving get a fucking job to pay for that bread or go to a homeless shelter that provides food. You of all people shouldn't be making this argument considering how often you gloat about ripping off shelters and food donations meant for people who don't get the food stamps and food that you do

and then there is you lucas, in the other 20%. The guy who has been kicked out of every apartment he has ever lived in, who got kicked out of the last one for committing and admitting to, felony blackmail to get access to an imaginary vulnerable teen drug addict in exchange for your silence (plus the food and weed you also said you demanded to make it 'none of your business' as though drug dealers would be blackmailed for food as well. They're not fucking grocery stores lucas)

and I bet those numbers aren't even remotely accurate and for those who do fit that description, the successful ones were very likely people who legitimately used to be normal people who lost their job or got injured or whatever and would use such a program wisely to get back on their feet. Not the looney screaming drug addicts and loser groups that make up most of the homeless population and that lucas is a member of and doesn't understand the difference between them and normal people. This is literally a 'see! now give me free shit! I want a free apartment, food and job now you bigots!' cause of lucas's greedy entitlement

More entitlement and narcissism and trying to manipulate christians to get what he wants as always

While the Mallon Place Creeper rots in his bottom tier nursing home, his "mother" Myrna is buying a bigger place much better for her dogs.

It must infuriate lucas to no end to know that his mothers dogs get more consideration than he does. That she brags about getting a nicer house and how much better it will be for the dogs while he rots in a shit tier nursing home. I bet the dogs eat better than he does. Shit, my dog eats far better than he does

That said, moving 19 times in 39 years is a huge red flag. Thats essentially moving every 2 years. Nobody does that unless they're either forced to as part of their job like a military officer, or they're incredibly shitty, disruptive people that nobody can stand being around who causes problems with their neighbors until they get told, directly or indirectly that its time to gtfo. Myrna fits the latter to a T. Just look how she talks and acts and how she behaved when lucas got into trouble as a kid. She's one of those neighbors nobody can stand, gets driven out and then acts like it was the neighbors fault every single time

 

[Krathnami]

Unrelated, but those “x country does so much better than the US” Facebook posts regarding a particular social problem are obnoxious. Good on Finland, a country the size of Alabama, for making progress on an issue that is considerably less complicated than it is in the IS.

 

[WonderWino]

Unrelated, but those “x country does so much better than the US” Facebook posts regarding a particular social problem are obnoxious. Good on Finland, a country the size of Alabama, for making progress on an issue that is considerably less complicated than it is in the IS.

Indeed, as always lucas quotes shit without the slightest idea of the details of what he's reeeing about

Also LOL

Lucas, who did 50 days in jail for domestic violence, quotes a page called 'rise up against domestic based violence' that tells people to stay away from people who do exactly what lucas himself does

For somebody who claims to be a 'male feminist' and 'not abusive' he sure does behave exactly like a textbook domestic abuser who tries to portray himself as a male feminist to try to hide his behavior from the people who targets. You know, the very thing predators do

 

[Bassomatic]

LMAO so instead of a long post like normal. Googled Myrnas fart box. Its worth nothing.

Roughly what I paid in a down for my house.

Lucas your mom's poor lol.

 

[Twrx]

LMAO so instead of a long post like normal. Googled Myrnas fart box. Its worth nothing.

Roughly what I paid in a down for my house.

Lucas your mom's poor lol.

Not only that, but 696 sq ft for 163k is just beyond retarded.

 

[Bassomatic]

Not only that, but 696 sq ft for 163k is just beyond retarded.

Boomers are really bad with all eggs in one basket thinking real estate will give the ROI it has past 30 years.

Also location, location, location.

Still it's hilarious she outed herself as way less fiscally sound than Lucas claims or she tries to act and dumb.

Even if you choose a simpler smaller dwelling to own you'd want a decent amount of value. They didn't get one since they are moving so promptly.

Even if they made 10k say time they were there moving, closing costs etc ate the profits and probably put them deeper in the hole.

As mentioned before they definitely found they weren't welcome. I moved about 10 times in my entire college life but that's a mix of living with girlfriends and saving money as a student it definitely sucked and the house i bought will be paid off next year. I don't plan to move Mrs and I are very happy here and I finally feel home.

Plus I'd miss the lift in garage, shit is so cash.

Lucas is definitely getting more unhinged and he reads here deep down he knows often we're right. Seeing Mommy burn his inheritance as he rots away has to cause him to seethe.

 

[Twrx]

Boomers are really bad with all eggs in one basket thinking real estate will give the ROI it has past 30 years.

Also location, location, location.

Still it's hilarious she outed herself as way less fiscally sound than Lucas claims or she tries to act and dumb.

Even if you choose a simpler smaller dwelling to own you'd want a decent amount of value. They didn't get one since they are moving so promptly.

Even if they made 10k say time they were there moving, closing costs etc ate the profits and probably put them deeper in the hole.

As mentioned before they definitely found they weren't welcome. I moved about 10 times in my entire college life but that's a mix of living with girlfriends and saving money as a student it definitely sucked and the house i bought will be paid off next year. I don't plan to move Mrs and I are very happy here and I finally feel home.

Plus I'd miss the lift in garage, shit is so cash.

Lucas is definitely getting more unhinged and he reads here deep down he knows often we're right. Seeing Mommy burn his inheritance as he rots away has to cause him to seethe.

Moved around all my youth, military career and DOD contracting. Finally moved back to somewhere I've always loved, bought a house but no garage as I would have had to give up my other minimum requirements for a home (woods/big yard/minimal neighbors). A garage with my own lift has always been a want, one day. I would rather Myrna burn her money than him see a single cent.

 

[WonderWino]

So, 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, 696sqft on a 878sqft lot

She lives in a fartbox like her crazy hobo son. His smells of piss and onions and hers of living arizona in the desert and the sweatbox it must turn into in the summer, even with AC, and this is shared with lucas's stepdad and several dogs. This definitely solidifies the idea that her visit to the wernhof wasn't with the intention of evaluating lucas's potential to be dragged to arizona to move in with them so he could be exploited for cheaply looking after her. Imagine being stuck inside that fartbox all summer with lucas, and having the share a bathroom with him. The house would practically be its own cell in its own mini mental hospital. Something bad would have definitely gone down there eventually under those circumstances

and that price? Jesus fucking christ what a ripoff. a few years back I sold the land across the road from me - 100 acres of soggy field that didn't really have much use for anything but as a field. Maybe for grazing if you happened to have some animals and had already been logged years earlier of anything that might have been worth anything for over three times that, and that was out in the middle of nowhere, the better part of an hour from town. She's barely getting over $200/sqft for her property and it has a fucking house on it

Yeah she definitely has financial sense on par with lucas. Somehow I suspect the general flow of events when she moves to an area is she buys a place, lives there a couple years pissing people off until they drive her off, she sells it for a few thousand more than she paid for it and then fucks off to mexico to vacation with the profit, uses the rest to buy a new house and repeats the cycle. The only difference between the two here is lucas would spend that money at the nearest restaurant on prime rib, end up using too much of it to afford to buy another place and end up on the street and then shrug and either continue to eat the rest of it away or flash it until he got robbed again. The apple really didn't fall from the tree in lucas's family. I wonder if, like her bovine ilk, she secretly resents being denied the majesty of the elk kingdom and what it would have provided for her if she hadn't gotten the divorce

and speaking of getting driven out every couple years:

Lovely villa with beautiful light. Updated wooden looking tile floors throughout. Laundry & storage shed, with side by side washer/dryer. Great use of space with plenty of storage. Dedicated parking. Community pool a short stroll away. Beautifully landscaped walkways and parks feature mature shade trees, gathering places and beautiful desert plantings. HOA fee provides peace of mind and Includes roof, HVAC, landscape & pool maintenance, road paving, pest control, sewer and garbage fees. This home will not last so see it fast

Wouldn't you know, theres an HOA. Gee, thats a total shock. You just know it was the HOA that told her to get the fuck out and was far from the first one to do it

But yeah the house is a fucking fartbox and a dump. Its not a whole lot bigger than what lucas was living in. That lucas thinks his mother is rich when shes living in a place like that speaks for itself. Its small even by poor people standards

That said, when I googled the address this popped up

I laughed way too hard at it being so close to a best western inn. I guess we know where they would have stuck lucas if he'd LA saga'd his way to visit his mom in arizona. It even has a restaurant within wern walking distance. Lucas would have felt right at home, much to myrnas horror. It makes me disappointed the catfish didn't send him to myrnas address instead. Can you imagine the reaction they'd both have to lucas knocking on the door believing a 16 year old girl was waiting for him on the other side, only to have the door open and.....its his mother

 

[Da Dude123]

There are good men out there. Even plenty good men like Lucas "Dr. Nigger Luke" Werner. But since the baby zooms are so bigoted they don't see him as the plenty good man that he is. They go to the flatbills who drive cars and flash credit cards.

 

[HackerX]

There are good men out there. Even plenty good men like Lucas "Dr. Nigger Luke" Werner. But since the baby zooms are so bigoted they don't see him as the plenty good man that he is. They go to the flatbills who drive cars and flash credit cards.

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I see his grasp on economics is nearly on par with quantum physics.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Unrelated, but those “x country does so much better than the US” Facebook posts regarding a particular social problem are obnoxious. Good on Finland, a country the size of Alabama, for making progress on an issue that is considerably less complicated than it is in the IS.

Bingo. Look, there are some things that Lucas pretends to care about (we all know he doesn't, as mentioned above Lucas only cares about Lucas, that's it) that are legitimate problems or things the US could likely do better on like mental health treatment, homelessness, public transportation, housing costs etc. But that doesn't mean those are easy to resolve or that just because a country 1/50th the US size and population did it successfully that means the US can do it too. Also, if those fixes don't magically make Lucas' life better, he won't care.

 

[WonderWino]

There are good men out there. Even plenty good men like Lucas "Dr. Nigger Luke" Werner. But since the baby zooms are so bigoted they don't see him as the plenty good man that he is. They go to the flatbills who drive cars and flash credit cards.

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This is a recipe for revolution! says the morbidly obese, mentally ill hobo as he wolfs down his third helping of prison tier lukewarm soggy mashed potatoes and salisbury steak and squeezes his half empty juicebox angrily, banging it on the table until the pressure squirts a bunch of juice into his eye and the CCA looks over and scolds him, warning him if he can't learn not to play with his food he won't be allowed juice boxes anymore

Lucas loves the idea of a socialist revolution, believing it could sit around in mallon place eating and watching it happen on the news and then when bernie sanders is installed as fuhrer of socialist america and everything becomes free, he can waddle out of the nursing home down to clinkerdaggers and order the biggest steak they have, boasting that its all free now. and follow it up by waddling over to the nearest expensive apartment complex to claim a new fartbox for himself, free from the oppressive shackles of mallon place

.....Unfortunately he gets about halfway down the block headed toward clinkerdaggers when some wannabe antifa tard spots him, realizes who he is and beats him to death in the street, doing his own boasting about how now that law and order are gone and the socialist revolution has begun, that he's finally free to get rid of the creeps of spokane like lucas

and of course, lucas does not understand economics or how prices work. He literally thinks companies go aha! something bad happened! and just increase the price of things at will to make a profit, like a james bond villian. He's a fucking idiot. and even rich people will tell him money doesn't buy happiness. Hell thats where the whole concept of that comes from. Rich people are frequently some of the most unhappy people you'll meet. Just trying to find a partner who isn't just out for your money - the very thing lucas reees about, is incredibly difficult. This is because to lucas, his idea of happiness isn't that far off from islamic paradise - 72 virgin teens to fuck at will and a never ending buffet of clinkerdaggers prime rib. He doesn't give a shit about anything else, except the opportunity to rub it in everyone elses faces

 

[Bassomatic]

We don't know much about Larry but man he's teetering a cow himself by association. How the fuck do you put up with this shit? I learned in my youth insane chicks are great lays and I'm sure Myrna is a freak in bed but bro, some girls are both sane and dtf.

I also wonder how much of the leash Larry has for Myrna. As said Mynra is definitely how Lucas got his retard. She'd definitely be one of those van life seniors who have zero for retirement and plans for illnesses age etc if not a screaming hobo herself if not leeching off men.

That's so tiny for even small dogs, I pity the dogs. I do agree this was a good bye to Lucas the freak, not a scouting mission. I still don't rule out she'd exploit anyone esp her retard son. Remember she posted all about his kidney's failing despite him hiding it. She's also talked about his rubber hotel stays. You know the skeletons in the closet all families have a form of she just drops that shit for Facebook likes.

Since she's done with you Lucas, drop some funny Myrna dirt. You're already out of the will buddy.

Now I'll bring something up and happy to hear all your opinions. I fully agree something is off with this moving. I fully understand and believe some people are naturally loners or wanders.

Why keep BUYING? The returns aren't there compared to stocks etc. Why not get a nice RV? Why not sign a lease pocket some cash find a new city if you don't want to renew? If you're not staying a long time renting IS cheaper.

I highly suspect it's because they don't have the money. A good RV can be half a million or more. Renting you need first and last maybe security.

Being seniors assuming some SS income and with a property they can just roll costs to next note. Banks really don't care about sanity if youre paying. I've seen 70+ year old get 30 year notes. (Needed a lein against estate but I digress). They're probably low down eating PMI too.

I'm not even getting into the money factor to bully them for not being rich. Its more to show something is really off with all this and even if you didn't want a big place etc these ones they got are not good.

There's a lot of tells from those sellers pics too if the current place up. My beer fridge in the garage is nicer than the one they have in kitchen. I got it for free off craigslist too.

Back to earlier tho. Lmao Lucas definitely saw someone he wanted and acted weirdly. He really thinks he's good enough to just walk up and say hi I'm Lucas then win a girl's heart.

While I suspect his standards will drop as he's rapidly dying, I still think it's as guessed an employee not another fart box resident. Incels like Lucas always see the smallest detail as a go sign. Reminds me of my favorite old cow Kent. He made a video swearing he found "the one" because the therapist at loony bin also had divorced parents. That mild detail was all he needed to paint a picture. Lucas is absolutely the same way he sees things how he wants to despite not being close to reality. Examples like the age gap scene or kids begging for sex.

Its been scientifically proven the happiest people are middle upperclass. When i made the most of my life first of all I wasn't on here I was single and didn't have time to enjoy what I earned. I'm much happier now. Lucas is just a very spiteful person.

It would be a line out the door from proud boys to Antifa all to bash his brains in if law and order wasn't around lol.

People forget inflation hits corps too. How much do you think coca cola pays on power bills? Add 10% to that over past few years .. how do the cover the losses? I'll wait fatty. By that I mean I'm waiting till my tax dollars are spent to cut your dead feet off you beetus riden faggot.

 

[mothman96]

We don't know much about Larry but man he's teetering a cow himself by association. How the fuck do you put up with this shit? I learned in my youth insane chicks are great lays and I'm sure Myrna is a freak in bed but bro, some girls are both sane and dtf.

I also wonder how much of the leash Larry has for Myrna. As said Mynra is definitely how Lucas got his retard. She'd definitely be one of those van life seniors who have zero for retirement and plans for illnesses age etc if not a screaming hobo herself if not leeching off men.

I've always gotten the impression it's Myrna that runs the show. What she wants she gets. From checking "Casa Paloma" where she wants to buy, (once her current place sells) those 2 bed/2 bath are over $200 thousand.

 

[WonderWino]

Looks like lucas is low key suicide baiting again and in a really weird way. I also find his choice of person to quote rather interesting. It makes me suspect that lucas has a thing for goths, as the woman in that pic looks an awful lot like the fiance lucas was creeping on did back at SCC. No doubt assuming that such women are all left wing alternative antifa socialists or some shit i'm sure

Says the guy who lectures christians about their beliefs non stop and can't even get them right himself, to the point of quoting things jesus never said that are admitted mistranslations. Project much?

and harris isn't black lucas. She's mixed and spent most of her life presenting herself as an indian

 

[The Garden]

If I were the type to pozload my neghole, I'd be tempted to digitize one of my old pics, in all my early-90's depressed teen glory, and catfish him. He's so clearly stuck in the 90's he'd probably fall for it faster than the LA saga.

Lucas can't help screaming at the mirror and telling on himself. I loved him saying Christians call their god "Sky Daddy". So nice of him to tell everyone what he calls his imaginary friend. Just don't think to hard about the "Daddy" part.

 

[Bassomatic]

I've always gotten the impression it's Myrna that runs the show. What she wants she gets. From checking "Casa Paloma" where she wants to buy, (once her current place sells) those 2 bed/2 bath are over $200 thousand.

I dug around on their site it's a 55+, those always command more money. It doesn't look dumpy like the last place.

Still buying homes over and over is such a hassle and waste, definitely proved Myrna is retarded.

While on the site it's either boomer net or the HOA is 250 a year. That's nothing, so either a typo or you're paying OOP for everything like trash etc. For poorer people like that it's a big gamble as no way 250 yearly covers roof etc. smaller places roofs can be 20k+.

I guess it doesn't need to be said again these people are mentally ill and stupid but this is peak boomer.

I wonder would Lucas prefer MAID? Up in Canada they would see he's a fatty non-compliance pedo and suggest him a big sleep. Who dies from not affording things? Its always this well .... Uh .. the system! Hobos die because they choose drugs over shelter and food. Even in dead ass cold of winter Philadelphia shelters are empty but the bus stops filled with junkies.

Almost like how Lucas would die if not for a payee.

No one disagrees what an atheist is. That's more voices in the wind talk. Its pretty telling these ideas Lucas clings on to he doesn't even understand the word itself let alone the idea. Lucas also probably is throwing shade at us for saying he's fearful of hell. This is him fingers in ear yelling God's not real I'm not going to suffer like Dante wrote.

No Lucas you're going to hell. I promise you.

Remember you're not black from good ole "corn pop" Joe?

 

[Big Nasty]

Unrelated, but those “x country does so much better than the US” Facebook posts regarding a particular social problem are obnoxious. Good on Finland, a country the size of Alabama, for making progress on an issue that is considerably less complicated than it is in the IS.

Official Finnish government reports says the the number of homeless people in Finland in 2018 was 4882, and that by 2023 that number had dropped to 3686.