Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AnOminous]

Let that sink in for a moment. In this morbid "watch a trainwreck" way it's kind of a pity he's so dumb and also a coward, so he'll always go in the same old circles and never do something completely insane that'll land him in prison or a loony bin.

He was in a loony bin for a while last year.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Please please please, link me that. The irony of it all is just... I feel dizzy. That seriously made my day.

I don't have access to Facebook, but it was around the time he thought one of the mental health employees was hitting on him. I believe it was before the Starbucks episode. He was at the psych ward and I believe one of the employees was attaching electrodes to his head for one of the tests.

 

[Trainwreck]

No, we actually wouldn't. It has nothing to do with being equal, rather we don't want to walk around half naked.

 

[Rogowski]

This is the kind of retarded bullshit Lucas actually believes.

 

[gobbogobb]

Mofo needs to lern2shave. Goddamn.

 

[Bassomatic]

No, we actually wouldn't. It has nothing to do with being equal, rather we don't want to walk around half naked.

Lucas is projecting because he's got bigger boobs than most girls ever will have even post implants. Also for someone who claims to be an expert in biological stuff, female humans are one of if not the only species that breasts grow to be attractive, breasts of many mammals are A cups at best because they function either way. Regardless of how you feel about #freethenipple or public nudity, it's amazing Lucas can be wrong on an opinion.

His lack of understanding of English shows that equal does not mean the same.

It's quite telling to me he picked boobs to show equality, there are so many functions of the male and female body that just don't share. Some of them like bone shape and density, has nothing to do with sexual things. Yet Lucas jumps RIGHT to sexual organs. His mind is always in the gutter.

Mofo needs to lern2shave. Goddamn.

Perhaps I'm projecting a bit here, but I'm also dipping back into a classic Lucas moment, remember that picture of Suzanne shaving him? I wonder if Lucas doesn't know how to shave.

Because that's not a 5 o clock shadow or 2 day scruff.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

When the smoothing tool doesn't cover both eye bags:

 

[spiritofamermaid]

He's awake and posting more exceptional memes

Some more from earlier I missed:

Lucas, stop using that skin smoothing tool.. It just makes your huge dark circles and sunken eyes look even more terrifying.

While I enjoy the macro images as it's a nice change from the status posts, his faces are legitimately terrifying where it's so creepy, the very word is insufficient. I think the closest thing to compare it to is the dehumanizing/demeaning language he refers to women with. Like, before I had admitted to in my head being one of those girls who comments on his posts to help him (or at least fix him in an attempt to help fellow women), now he's become one of those guys who make you feel ashamed to be a woman.

 

[Bassomatic]

now he's become one of those guys who make you feel ashamed to be a woman.

Why give him or any lolcow that power? He's one creepy loser dude, there's billions of men who aren't. I know some total clown cocks of both sexes I'm not ashamed to be a man because some chicks are total walking trash fires or some men are human filth. I know some users are new to the site but yea, end of the day just sit back and laugh, it's nothing getting wrapped up into. Life is a lot more than laughing at cows (well not much)

He's so good at taking down right scary pictures. Adding in text that is the same shit you hear a hobo mumble while he pees in public next to you, while eating a sandwich out of the trash.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Why give him or any lolcow that power? He's one creepy loser dude, there's billions of men who aren't. I know some total clown cocks of both sexes I'm not ashamed to be a man because some chicks are total walking trash fires or some men are human filth. I know some users are new to the site but yea, end of the day just sit back and laugh, it's nothing getting wrapped up into. Life is a lot more than laughing at cows (well not much)

He's so good at taking down right scary pictures. Adding in text that is the same shit you hear a hobo mumble while he pees in public next to you, while eating a sandwich out of the trash.

Oh, I know! It's hard to describe, I had actually immediately forgotten about it until you replied to my post. I will admit slightly exaggerating when it came to that line, it was more that describing the creepiness that Luke embodies is similar to those who make that feeling happen in me. I've had it before irl, and I was hoping by using it I would be able to convey how creeped out I was.

Also, I know the expression is "ashamed to be a woman" but it's not really actual shame, least not in my case. It's more, um, how do I say it. It's about how I am bluntly made aware that this person sees me literally as a hole to pump and dump, nothing more nothing less (aka a walking cum dumpster). And that realization creeps me out. Hopefully that made sense, if not perhaps others can chime in.

It's similar to just saying "ugh that post was so disturbing" but more and I probably should have just said that and be done with it.

 

[Bassomatic]

Word, a lot of people in this thread are pretty new, I guess from his "fame" at Tosh so I guess being an old salt here just try to look out people don't get too wrapped up in this, less they become a lolcow themselves.

Lucas doesn't look at women as just a hole, they are also an ATM, chef, driver, landlord (sans rent) and a hole! Look at the respect he gives women as multi taskers!

He does dehumanize women, he sees them as a tool to get what he wants not people. It's like that dirty gaze we all fall victim of giving someone and feel embarrassed about and hope we didn't get caught. Lucas is that brief second, but as a human being.

It's interesting because I can follow what you mean and had a moment of completely healthy tool boner tonight, I was cutting a limb that was causing a bind off my dogwood in my yard, and thinking man this fucking saw is so nice, she's sharp as a razor fits right in my hand god damn do I love this saw. I don't care the grade of metal, I don't care where it was made, I don't care about it, it just does the job I needed and it did it well.
That's completely healthy and normal, but Lucas looks as women with less respect or care than that saw, since I did give it a nice light coat of oil before I put it away.

Lucas would knock a girl up tell her go raise the wunderkind, and waddle his fat self off to find a richer better looking 16 year old to bust inside of.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Word, a lot of people in this thread are pretty new, I guess from his "fame" at Tosh so I guess being an old salt here just try to look out people don't get too wrapped up in this, less they become a lolcow themselves.

Lucas doesn't look at women as just a hole, they are also an ATM, chef, driver, landlord (sans rent) and a hole! Look at the respect he gives women as multi taskers!

He does dehumanize women, he sees them as a tool to get what he wants not people. It's like that dirty gaze we all fall victim of giving someone and feel embarrassed about and hope we didn't get caught. Lucas is that brief second, but as a human being.

It's interesting because I can follow what you mean and had a moment of completely healthy tool boner tonight, I was cutting a limb that was causing a bind off my dogwood in my yard, and thinking man this fucking saw is so nice, she's sharp as a razor fits right in my hand god damn do I love this saw. I don't care the grade of metal, I don't care where it was made, I don't care about it, it just does the job I needed and it did it well.
That's completely healthy and normal, but Lucas looks as women with less respect or care than that saw, since I did give it a nice light coat of oil before I put it away.

Lucas would knock a girl up tell her go raise the wunderkind, and waddle his fat self off to find a richer better looking 16 year old to bust inside of.

Hahahaha, I wouldn't call myself new but thanks for the warning about getting myself too involved. I dunno, just something about how it was just cut too deep for a second and I reacted without thought. Something for me to consider next time.

 

[AmpleApricots]

He does dehumanize women, he sees them as a tool to get what he wants not people.

To be fair, in Lucas' case that pretty much applies to everyone who isn't him. He is a user. He doesn't care about anything other people want.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The latest batch of memes:

 

[drtoboggan]

I want to crack his egg shaped head open and make a retarded omelet.

 

[gobbogobb]

Maybe he should try some fine aged sushi if time makes everything better?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[AmpleApricots]

Wait, "under 30"? What happened?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Wait, "under 30"? What happened?

This was from 2015, so over time his delusions just grew stronger.

 

[Father Dharmendra Rada]

I hate him.

For real though, usually cows don't really make me angry, but there's something about the combination of Lucas's smugness, pedophilia, and his giant fat head that is absolutely infuriating.



Also what the fuck is this? Is he a 13 year old emo kid?