Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I like how he's admitting he's well past his prime, Lucas is not a fine aged port, he's a can of fucking PRB that's been in the sun for a month. It's funny his own memes not only just sound flat out crazy but show how ignorant to the world he is. The first meme is just something he ripped off a Hallmark card. I'll give fatty a free pass on that one. Booze is a chemical process and yes it takes time, not long to do so proper. I thought Lucas is a foodie? Tar Tar is wonderful, a delicacy, you have to use good meat because consuming raw meats is not the safest. Perhaps I'm a worry wort or snob but when we do it at home, I get a cut from my local Amish butcher nothing from the store. The cheese thing, depending what you are doing your tastes and meal you don't always want an aged cheese, Lucas loves his pizza Mozzarella should be fresh, we are talking hours old. To put this in terms Lucas would get, this means some people or times just want something younger age doesn't always mean better. His relation of fate to time, is fucking cringe. But that's what happens when you write "clock punk"

His old facebook posts shows how far he's falling mentally. But for someone who gets a head ache from math he's figured how to best the speed of light? And clearly he wants to use it for a selfish reason. We aren't sure what amazing things can be done if you surpass this speed, but I hate to act like an expert on science I can promise you could do something amazing for humanity. Lucas wants to get money with it. He's always been a selfish pig.
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For real though, usually cows don't really make me angry, but there's something about the combination of Lucas's smugness, pedophilia, and his giant fat head that is absolutely infuriating.

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Also what the fuck is this? Is he a 13 year old emo kid?
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Pity works two ways, one people show empathy but it's also a huge turn off. We all have times in life we falter and those who care give support. It's not a sexy time, no one gets a boner over war refugees. Emo shit is an awful pick up line , it's why people stop that card when they hit 17.
 
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Lucas really reminds me of a local cow by the name of Raymond Rodney/Rodnoy. His main schtick was that the government implanted poisonous explosive devices in his body and that people are using their cell phones to continuously monitor his location and send continuous reports to the government. He also claims to have billions of dollars that he will give you if you help file his case for him. Years ago, he used to write in full paragraphs about his plight. Over the years, he devolved into simply spouting short bursts of conspiracy theory buzzwords. He's even outside of main train stations with signs that relate to his plight.

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It's amazing yet sad to watch people with untreated mental illnesses slowly deteriorate.
 
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We've had 10 hours of radio silence. I honestly wonder if the state is even going to bother locking him up again? I mean, it clearly doesn't work. The moment he gets out, he's back on the internet spewing his telemeres bullshit. I almost feel that it would be a huge disservice if they actually did because he takes up space for someone who needs it AND wants to get better. Lucas thinks he is the most perfect 38 year old, grossly overweight man with superpower sperm and no amount of time in the looney bin is actually going to change one thought in his narcissistic head. I don't necessarily know how much of an actual risk he is to the community other than trying to befriend a runaway teen girl. Who I am sure, will be hanging out with all the "flat bills" and won't give Lucas the time of day. He's said he will not approach a 18-25 year old and that it is up to them to approach him for a date, and we all know that will never happen.
 
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We've had 10 hours of radio silence. I honestly wonder if the state is even going to bother locking him up again? I mean, it clearly doesn't work. The moment he gets out, he's back on the internet spewing his telemeres bullshit. I almost feel that it would be a huge disservice if they actually did because he takes up space for someone who needs it AND wants to get better. Lucas thinks he is the most perfect 38 year old, grossly overweight man with superpower sperm and no amount of time in the looney bin is actually going to change one thought in his narcissistic head. I don't necessarily know how much of an actual risk he is to the community other than trying to befriend a runaway teen girl. Who I am sure, will be hanging out with all the "flat bills" and won't give Lucas the time of day. He's said he will not approach a 18-25 year old and that it is up to them to approach him for a date, and we all know that will never happen.
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He just woke up a bit ago, he's been commenting on his meme collection.
He seems to be in a pattern of posting stuff until about 4-5am his time then crashing for 8 hours or so.
 
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He just said he bought $40 worth of Taco Bell - 8 chalupas, nacho bell grande and a baja blast. That is a disgusting amount of food.
 

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Lucas is beyond incorrect, but that goes with out saying. Taco Bell is owned by Yum who's owned by pepsi, Pepsi buys HFCS and that's kicked back, so they aren't getting a penny in discount they are just buying something that's getting a tax break.

Now lets prove how fat this man is. From Taco bell's site.
Each one of those is 350 Kcal =2800
Nachos were 750 Kcal
His Baja Blast is 430 Kcal.
Grand total = 3980 or double what a human male who's semi active should eat.

Now this is skipping the macros of the meal just pure calories. The macros are the fats proteins etc, and I assure you he's in comical levels of breaking them.

Lucas is about 400 lbs and growing, he needs 6k to keep on the path or 5200 to hold so guess what? This isn't the only thing he's eating all day. What a total blobo.
 
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Lucas, that's not what "canard" means. In English (since it's a French word which also means "duck," don't ask me why), it currently means something foolishly wrong, especially in the form of an urban legend or old wives' tale, like "the old canard that if your college roommate dies during the semester, you automatically get straight As." It is not a myth that you nearly shat on the floor. It's just a gross anecdote, told with as much pride as some women reserve for their birth stories.
 
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Fucking hell, he's gone from word salads into literal gibberish. I can barely understand what the fuck he's going on about here, and that has nothing to do with Lucas being smarter than us or anything. He's communicating on a different level, but it's certainly not a higher one.

Can we call in Brad Watson to solve that equation? He's finally met his match in Lucas.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Fucking hell, he's gone from word salads into literal gibberish. I can barely understand what the fuck he's going on about here, and that has nothing to do with Lucas being smarter than us or anything. He's communicating on a different level, but it's certainly not a higher one.

Can we call in Brad Watson to solve that equation? He's finally met his match in Lucas.
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I personally like this new meme; it really highlights his failure at shock value.
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NobleGreyHorse said:
Lucas, that's not what "canard" means. In English (since it's a French word which also means "duck," don't ask me why), it currently means something foolishly wrong, especially in the form of an urban legend or old wives' tale, like "the old canard that if your college roommate dies during the semester, you automatically get straight As." It is not a myth that you nearly shat on the floor.
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It is a myth though. The truth is, he actually did.
 
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