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- Feb 1, 2020
Every fucking topic, he starts with something and immediately pivots to the telomeres shit. It's like "Oh, the sky is blue. It's blue because of the DNA of sperm of men aged 35-55, who should impregnate 18-24 year old women since that is their prime birthing years" every single time he speaks. My nigga, Lucas, you aren't going to convince any zoomer baes with that conversation, even if it weren't you. How is he not bored with explaining this shit (poorly) at this point?The term “Spring-Autumn romance” has made its return, and apparently now the Fibonacci sequence is literally embedded in DNA. Lucas the biologist, everyone.
The only thing really missing now is homelessness. Here’s hoping it’s soon![]()
Also, his cosmological fibonacci mooing is what I'd expect from a weedbro. I know there was never a point in Lucas's life where things were optimistic, but his schizofrenia absolutely blossomed due to the devil's lettuce.
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