Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The term “Spring-Autumn romance” has made its return, and apparently now the Fibonacci sequence is literally embedded in DNA. Lucas the biologist, everyone.

The only thing really missing now is homelessness. Here’s hoping it’s soon 🥂
Every fucking topic, he starts with something and immediately pivots to the telomeres shit. It's like "Oh, the sky is blue. It's blue because of the DNA of sperm of men aged 35-55, who should impregnate 18-24 year old women since that is their prime birthing years" every single time he speaks. My nigga, Lucas, you aren't going to convince any zoomer baes with that conversation, even if it weren't you. How is he not bored with explaining this shit (poorly) at this point?

Also, his cosmological fibonacci mooing is what I'd expect from a weedbro. I know there was never a point in Lucas's life where things were optimistic, but his schizofrenia absolutely blossomed due to the devil's lettuce.
 
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“Christians never do anything to help others!” Says the man who would’ve died on the street, hungry and cold, years ago if not for Christian-run shelters and food handouts.

Edit: another video. More crying about MAGA MEGA. Amazing thumbnail, though.
 
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that conversation, even if it weren't you. How is he not bored with explaining this shit (poorly) at this point?
That's ALL he knows. Imagine being a retarded shut in that even when he can waddle around, he can't make any normal social contact, he's probably awkward as hell in person and if comfortable or drugged/drunk, starts ranting about telomeres and fucking 16 year Olds.

Most normal people would kill the convo and bounce, or not say much and give him all the rope he wants to hang himself with. Of course, he's too fucking stupid and socially inept and thinks the silence is agreement.

That or he never talks in person to normal people and all his turbo-intelligent conversations are all in his avocado shaped head.
 
......he just insulted himself and doesn't really seem to realize it


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He looks fucking mental in that video. The return of the looney DNA signs complete with sperm drawings

Also, the choice of music speaks for itself. Why am I not surprised
 
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......he just insulted himself and doesn't really seem to realize it
LOL WHAT. I honestly don't think he understands he exists and people see him. Let's disregard the point he makes is pants on head retarded. Somehow, he never ceases to amaze me which is crazy considering how little he changes the mooing.

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He looks fucking mental in that video. The return of the looney DNA signs complete with sperm drawings

Also, the choice of music speaks for itself. Why am I not surprised
God bless. That photo is tailor-made for "beware of this man". Headphones. Mouth agape. Jacket on indoors. Hands shaking. And to top it off, I think he doodled this in the back of a children's maze?
 
He's just trolling us now, isn't he?
He's not. He keeps on trying to push this pathetic narrative that because his sperm is somehow superior and that the age demographic of girls he's trying to hook up with are democrats (which in his mind means they'll just overlook the fact that the's a greasy, incompetent, obese, crazy-eyed pathetic excuse for a human) that he should have a zoomer bae in his lap right now, right now, right now, right now!
 
He's not. He keeps on trying to push this pathetic narrative that because his sperm is somehow superior and that the age demographic of girls he's trying to hook up with are democrats (which in his mind means they'll just overlook the fact that the's a greasy, incompetent, obese, crazy-eyed pathetic excuse for a human) that he should have a zoomer bae in his lap right now, right now, right now, right now!
It's worse than that. He's trying to push the narrative of middle age Super Saiyan 2 telomeres, but he never explicitly states that he means his defective semen. It's obvious he's referring to himself whenever he spergs about the autumn fall fibonacci sequence plan to impregnate zoomer baes, but he honestly can't recognize that it takes more than being a 35-55 year old male for a zoomer to have sex with him.

To state it simply, Lucas thinks his cum is plenty good. However, every other male's coom between 35-55 is just as plenty good based on mooscript.exe. His childlike manipulation tactics make it so he's advocating every male but himself, and he can't understand why those guys are slayin' puss puss while he's not.
 
It's worse than that. He's trying to push the narrative of middle age Super Saiyan 2 telomeres, but he never explicitly states that he means his defective semen. It's obvious he's referring to himself whenever he spergs about the autumn fall fibonacci sequence plan to impregnate zoomer baes, but he honestly can't recognize that it takes more than being a 35-55 year old male for a zoomer to have sex with him.

To state it simply, Lucas thinks his cum is plenty good. However, every other male's coom between 35-55 is just as plenty good based on mooscript.exe. His childlike manipulation tactics make it so he's advocating every male but himself, and he can't understand why those guys are slayin' puss puss while he's not.

Because his narrative is that his semen isn't defective. It's plenty good and any criticism that anyone might throw at him can't hold any validity because he's poor and overweight and to bring any of that up means we're bigoted. Sure he ignores the studies that prove that middle-aged men with bipolar and schizophrenia are more likely to produce children with a multitude of health problems but that's ok, because telomeres.


Yes brilliant idea Lucas, insult the very demographic of women you intend to woo. And you, an obese sack of shit who failed at school and keeping menial jobs, who needs babysitters despite being in your 40s is in no position to call anybody retarded.
 
Christians prove god exists give the Creeper a beautiful GenZ woman


If Jesus was real he'd give the Creeper a beautiful Gen Z woman but it's the modern greedy christians that won't hook him up with a bae.


Good leftist and socialists in Spokane end your bigotry because of the telomerase,fecundity of men 35-55 and the ova, fecundity of women 18-25.

 
Has it ever been pointed out to Pukas that Democrat women don't tend to want babies in their 20s? Democrat women tend to want babies in their 30s or not at all, so his telomeres wouldn't even be a selling point to these women anyway even if it wasn't all nonsense. You know who does want babies in their 20s, Lucas? Traditional, Christian women who vote Republican. Talk about a strategic error.
 
Christians prove god exists give the Creeper a beautiful GenZ woman


If Jesus was real he'd give the Creeper a beautiful Gen Z woman but it's the modern greedy christians that won't hook him up with a bae.


Good leftist and socialists in Spokane end your bigotry because of the telomerase,fecundity of men 35-55 and the ova, fecundity of women 18-25.



Yes! We have circled back to Lucas shouting "Bring me a woman! Yeet me a bae!". This is truly great. I hope he becomes suspicious that they're all having parties and not inviting him again.

Christians have shown Lucas plenty of love. They have housed him, fed him, got him clothing. But is Lucas grateful for any of that? No, not at all. They need to bring him a beautiful woman. Because that fat, smelly, broke cow thinks he is plenty good and is entitled to a beautiful Gen Z woman.

Meeting this woman in the sped house has really sent the cow into a spiral. And that trip to the bar with $56 just made things worse. I am pleased that the moooing has gotten more interesting lately.
 
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