Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Ultrapenguin said:
Is this what living a life on handouts does to a person? This type of "I'll just use the right secret words, then girls will like me! You've just got to say ____" thing is something you see in school kids. Absolutely incredible.
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This is sort of the thing you see when PUAs sell incels some goofy recipe totally guaranteed to get you laid and it turns out to be Chris-Chan level advice. At least most of the incels figure it out eventually and learn to hate PUAs even more than they hate women.
 
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Talking like this its a wonder he doesn't get his ass beat more often

More nonsense that jesus never even said and rants about swooping dozens of women at a time

The level of narcissism and entitlement in this video is astounding. and he wants to be made efficient by god? Careful what you ask for there lucas or you'll get turned into a tank of clean, energy efficient propane. But look on the bright side lucas, you'll get to be used to cook $100 bbq steaks, though hank will have to change his catch phrase to taste the meat not the wern in that case

Also, god! make me your conduit! an absolute irresistible force of romantic love! should be a random.txt quote. It has to be one of the most absurd, most incel tier sentences that has ever come out of his mouth. Even by incel standards that was fucked
 
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Lucas is big mad at being criticized in the comments
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This about sums Lucas up:
Fat, mad and shaking while lisping nonsense at a camera. Enjoy!
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It's pretty telling how low IQ Lucas is because he's putting himself as good due to his age. Men by now are either with it or failures. Sure there's outliers but if you don't have stable stuff at this age there's a good shot never will. With all due respect to people who've had life shit on them. But I and you all should not judge people from solely income/status. I know better men then me who make a lot less never went to college etc.

From those outliers most of them have had or do have the ability to be grown up. Lots of good people lost a job move home nowadays it's sad but they go hustle help folks etc. still a winner because they didn't give up when kicked.

Lucas has never managed to be an adult. He never will, never can. At his best he failed. He's way worse off than he was at 19.

How much does it cost to get your jizz inspected? I know they can test for issues. I legitimately would throw a few bucks to have a real doctor get to see the most broken jizz in history. Lucas snapping when he's told exactly what's wrong with his sperm would be arrest city. Maybe we get a Wiccan/homeopathic Wern arc after science (tm) betrays him.

There's so many guys in the bracket he is in. He acts like only he's worthy despite his claims are all me have the super sperm (shout out to the SS dog whistle from Herr oberstat Werner of 100% Aryan blood)

Id wager lots of the posters here are in that age or their husbands. Let's do a little thought experiment. Think of something you like about yourself or your man. Don't overthink it doesn't have to be most important part or anything. Maybe it's humor or cooking a good listener, hard worker sharp dresser etc.

Then ask does Lucas share this trait? I'm going to spoil it. No he doesn't. Objectively Lucas is bad stock. The only good he's ever gone this world is profitable for mega corps and bringing us together to laugh at the fat faggot. I also like to remind everyone when I say fat faggot he actually gave oral sex to a man. We know he wasn't allowed to give oral to his girl . Lucas has tasted jizz but never puss puss. Hilarious also this makes him very mad.

Lucas has lived off charity and the gov his whole life. He even brags again about his family wealth. His homeless sagas make it clear he's estrained from his family. Mallon does as well. It's a known flop house I bet Spokane residents know it's a dump more than we do since they actually see the crazies walk around.

Lucas has a very low IQ black and white view. I've mentioned it before because it's funny and disproves him my younger wife voted Trump. She's got the job with a pension in public service. Her job legitimately helps children day in day out. I actually would like to hear how I should feel or act towards her in Lucas mind. Tens of millions of women voted for Donny not all of them Christian it just doesn't register to him.

It's like a guy saying I'm from Boston and hate NY teams so the Yankees aren't real. Not a joking I don't give them mind statement but legitimately that the stadium is photoshopped pinstripes are sun spots and Aaron Judge is actually a water polo player and we've been gas lit. His mental Illness is wild.

This buddy troll is a faggot I'm glad he lost 56 bucks. You put yourself in MRSA risk Lucas is a big fat coward but he's legitimately dangerous to be around. I rather be around fellow poop pants Chris chan who doesn't have a deadly disease he can spread (now I think about it he might be able to spread autism via spores or something).

He's stuck in these loops. I won't sperg again but he's back to thinking God is HIS servant not the other way around. Lucas listen to your Mommy it's not in the cards for you. God has clearly made that so. Everyone sees it aside you.

It's funny because all science says he should be single and not breed. His idea religion also has so means scientific development can't agree. I bet he doesn't know most sects aside the loony ones of all three Abrahamic religions say evolution is real.

He'd lose his mind and flat deny how many scientists are Christian. Or the early 1900s scientific Christian movements. (If Lucas could read on a 4th grade level I'd actually say he's read a Christian science based book) most of us have read stuff by those authors but I won't sperg.

Aside everything else one thing that really turns women off is how openly hateful he is. Even if you share the views women especially don't speak in such rage and desire of violence. That kind of anger raised voice etc from a hulking retarded ape like the Wern wos got a history of hitting women is gotta be scary. Lucas is a giant fat faggot and pussy but he's got a few inches and 300 lbs on me. He's also got MRSA. It's not a brag I could beat his face in but he's still scary as he's a walking Nurgle shrine.

I'm happy he's giving us so much content before he's either shot by the police drugged up and left to rot or homeless for good and starved because he can't not be thrown out of charities.

Lastly I've half joked about it but his family has written him off king Roy's post was about all the interaction he'd had from family. They literally don't give a fuck enough to have him committed. Myrna the rot brain covered up something real dark and her ego took priority over Lucas health or her family's safety. Stupid stupid bitch.

I know we always say this because tard plot armor is stronger than titanium but he's going to end up fucked for good like this he's literally so mentally ill he's built this relationship in his head and forced him to walk around Spokane in the winter screaming into his phone.

Actual retarded people are scared of you Lucas. That's how many red flags you set off.

Edit: towards Lucas income from a wedding. Even when he worked his few hours before fired he was still 100% dependent on the tax payer. It's the only life he's known. He does not much care how he gets paid as long as he doesn't and doesn't have to work for it. When he lived with Suzanne he didn't work nor did he cook or clean . He fully expects a 20 something super model nymphomaniac to drive him around to buffets and cover his share of the rent. His ego and grasp on reality is that skewed.

The fact Lucas feels he's not just worthy but entitled to a young healthy hard working woman to drive him around to dialysis then treat him for being a big boy on his blood scrubbing to ice cream suck his dick pay his bills and give him a child to molest oh his demand list isn't done in just sick of typing more... Really sums up how greedy and mentally unwell he is.
 
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WonderWino said:
Holy shit what a looney word salad. also lol at the idea of demanding god not only provide said zoomer bae but give lucas himself the social skills to win her over
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Lucas seems down bad and at the bargaining stage. He absolutely wants to believe God exists because it's the only way a woman will ever touch him again. Ofc, he's an utter retard that believes he has human-level intelligence, so it all comes out to "I don't have a zoomer bae and God doesn't exist, but if God exists then I want a zoomer bae".
WonderWino said:
Lucas is big mad at being criticized in the comments
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He's definitely reading all the comments and seething every time he hides one.

Edit: New vid. Uh oh, 18-25 is the new 18-24????
 
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WonderWino said:
Holy shit what a looney word salad. also lol at the idea of demanding god not only provide said zoomer bae but give lucas himself the social skills to win her over

Lucas is big mad at being criticized in the comments
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Existence of god = give him the social skills to reach her heart = atheism.

There is no god, and he knows it.
 
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I actually think Lucas is too stupid to have faith. If God himself showed up and said here Lucas I am yeeting you a bae with in a week he'd be slapping her and drunk on the couch at 3 in the afternoon.

Then mumble how he was plenty good and showed up.

The only reason Lucas buys into magic sperm is he sees so much of it, in his palm. His swimmers are shot tho.
 
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HackerX said:

Full on schizo sperging. Fibonacci sequence. Telomeres. Cosmology. The works.

One aspect I didn't think too much of is the alleged age gap relationship between Schizo Stacey and MAGA Chad. Just the fact Lucas's dream scenario occured right in front of him is hilarious. It's proof that it can happen! Unfortunately, he'll never understand that it won't be in the cards for him, because he's him.
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>"older fathers produce better looking children!"
No Lucas, your kids (which will never happen) would be fat and ugly, like you.

>"the universe is trying to tell us something! look at all the intergenerational patterns!"
Lucas will straight up call all theists "illogical" and call himself the "logical" one before going on a rant how the universe is sending signs for young women to date older hobos.

Fatal Walter said:
I know it's a minor complaint in this deluge of madness but is he not even aware he'd lose his benefits if he got married? He probably just wants the zoomer chick to bankroll him too.
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He wants her to be the wage earner and also his at-will sex slave when she's not working.
In return he'll be the "stay at home husband" who will cook (toasterbortions), clean (lol no he wont) and "watch the kids".
 
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The only reason Lucas buys into magic sperm is he sees so much of it, in his palm. His swimmers are shot tho.
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I doubt he's got a sex drive to speak of, which makes the mooing all the more funny. I'm 99% sure his dick hasn't gotten hard in the last 5 years. He lost the autisto-schizo lottery when it comes to what he chose to get "stuck" on as far as thought patterns.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I also like to remind everyone when I say fat faggot he actually gave oral sex to a man
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Wait. What?!?
HackerX said:
I doubt he's got a sex drive to speak of, which makes the mooing all the more funny. I'm 99% sure his dick hasn't gotten hard in the last 5 years. He lost the autisto-schizo lottery when it comes to what he chose to get "stuck" on as far as thought patterns.
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He's on the wrong side of 40, with a litany of health issues and on enough anti psychotics to sedate a rhino. There is zero chance his dick will ever see action ever again, assuming he found someone deranged enough to agree to fuck him. In fact, his effective removal from the gene pool might very well be evidence of God's love for the rest of humanity.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
Wait. What?!?

He's on the wrong side of 40, with a litany of health issues and on enough anti psychotics to sedate a rhino. There is zero chance his dick will ever see action ever again, assuming he found someone deranged enough to agree to fuck him. In fact, his effective removal from the gene pool might very well be evidence of God's love for the rest of humanity.
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He sucked Purva off!
 
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