Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Ultrapenguin]

So is this the new wern tactic? The inheritance angle? Problem: His life expectancy isn't actually much longer than his parents'.

It also seems like he's given up on pretending he's looking for a job at all. Apparently publicly entertaining the idea of working someday didn't get him dogpiled by models. Crazy.

 

[WonderWino]

More lying about the inheritance he will never get, apparently where is is makes him "feel like [he] is in hell":

He's in hell huh? With all his looney ranting and jesus obsession I can see where this is going to go....

King Roy and the Creeper's mother Myrna left him to be homeless in Olympia too

Funny thing is in olympia they actually tried to help him at first, set him up multiple times, got him out of the situation with cyril and actually acted like they gave a shit, and then lucas clearly fucked that all up and they washed their hands of him. I bet there is a real interesting story there

 

[SteveGoatman]

The LA Saga. Him messaging another teen girl catfish, I don't remember that. Can I get a refresher on that? I remember he was there to meet a teen girl who he had never spoke to, only messaged who was gonna take care of him. Lucas thought the whole thing was plenty good and he wasn't at all suspicious. So he was still trying to make time with another catfish while he was talking to the catfish in LA?

This is definitely digging deep in the memory banks but I believe that in one of the Wernology videos it recaps that he was still trying to hit up various Gen Z girls literally while he was making plans to fly out to LA.

*Edit to add, @Fatal Walter also covers it in his video he posted just above, at about 5:10.

 

[mothman96]

"No One Gonna F*ck You Like Me"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K6ZYo_6BqSQ

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The Creeper is live:

Video is private.

 

[Bassomatic]

https://youtube.com/shorts/K6ZYo_6BqSQ?si=p-0HuVCQNx_hLI6e

He just dumped this.

Also how ghoulish about his folks death they legitimately watch his shit and he expects a penny after these stunts?

I hope king Roy and Myrna and Larry post here to really wipe their hands of this freak.

 

[mothman96]

Video is private.

Strange, it works for me.

ETA:
Ok , I know what happened. He went live , I copied the link to here. By that time he went private, then deleted the live. I came back deleted the link to the live and linked up the other video. You had already tried the link to the live which showed up private

 

[VoidFace]

Nobody missed anything in the live. There was no one in the chat, really, so when he saw he wasn't going to get attention he gave up and left. Nothing interesting happened.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Strange, it works for me.

It's working for me now.
God, he's so gross.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

A millionaire teen girl wants to fly you out and put you up at the Ritz and then get you a job?? You still get on the plane when somebody registers you with a lap infant called "itsnotinthecards Werner"?? Also the fact that he did all this without showering for days/weeks and had no money with him to get home. Just unreal.

He literally wound up on skid row without a cent to his name. The fact that ALL that happened to him was he had to wander around LA and someone paid for him to come home is a miracle. It's like running blind through a minefield and coming out the other side only missing one shoe.

Ooooh he seems like he's getting big mad about Mallon now. How long before he decides it isn't worth it and ends up getting kicked out?

I had a friend who served as an overnight carer in a tard home and the tards fucking each other was a continual problem. The fact that Lucas can't get laid in that environment really speaks volumes. At this stage I'm skeptical if he could even PAY someone to fuck him.

 

[mothman96]

Wernology located the videos the Creeper made when he was in LA:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The Creep can't wait until his parents are six feet under.

There's a very real possibility he kicks the bucket before they do.

If his dad has twelve acres (that's a glorified backyard) why is he homeless in Spokane? Surely no family would leave their son to rot like that if they loved him and had the means to help.

Probably because he'll try to rape the grandchilden.

I'm pretty sure the niece he lusted for was on Myrna's side, but either way Lucas has a history of open incest molestation fantasies, not the kind of tard son you want roaming your property.

 

[mothman96]

The Creeper has given this "advice" before. Gen Z men shouldn't be breeding with Gen Z women because the women belong to Gen X. Likely thinks if he can get Gen Z men to date older women the Gen Z women will be turning to date Gen X.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Ooooh he seems like he's getting big mad about Mallon now. How long before he decides it isn't worth it and ends up getting kicked out?

They don’t care about “his needs” 100% refers to not yeeting him a bae. We’re fully back to the jealous paranoia that got him kicked out of the afartment. I very much doubt the old and/or heavily medicated population of the depressing poverty nursing home know as Mallon is having lots of wild sex without Lucas. All his most bizarre assumptions are back: that the other male residents have some kind of superpower to actually attract women, that they have some kind of obligation to somehow transfer a romantic partner to Lucas, and that the fact that they haven’t means they’re greedy polyamorists. Fucking wild.

 

[VoidFace]

The Creeper has given this "advice" before. Gen Z men shouldn't be breeding with Gen Z women because the women belong to Gen X. Likely thinks if he can get Gen Z men to date older women the Gen Z women will be turning to date Gen X.

I love both the language implying ownership of women and the lies about his brief, sad college career. Another attraction sign and more of trying to look appealing and contemplative:

 

[General Kalani]

Can't Jidion, Skeeter Jean or Predator Poachers Southeast set up a sting operation and get the freak off the streets for good?

 

[Bassomatic]

Can't Jidion, Skeeter Jean or Predator Poachers Southeast set up a sting operation and get the freak off the streets for good?

Those people are just above Lucas in terms of functional.

Online pedo hunters often ruin cases for real PDs etc. Lucas is so low functioning most unaware would think he's a plant anyways.

The people who've talked to him show how insanely sick he is, like cutting a finger off a teen girl underage mind you or anal fisting talk to a fake underage teen girl. He's truly into some sick violent shit.

I love this dying hobo tries to boss around his betters. With age comes wisdom and respect but not to Lucas he's a fucking loser.

Yes his idea that Mallon is this orgy palace and only he isn't getting puss puss is a serious fantasy.

I do agree and I know it scares Lucas, he probably will die before his parents. Myrna the forgetful might still be alive but a zombie a shell when her freak child passes.

I know we all said it but since Lucas reads here YOU ARE GETTING NOTHING. Also why would someone who would fail the marshmallow test at 45 think a teen girl can wait until his folks pass? Many men almost all have their own now!

Unlike Lucas I grew up poor my house will be paid for before I'm 40. Lucas who hates the capitalists wasted his privilege.

It's so telling how little Mallon cares he can wander around screaming all day and back at his flop house. He's not getting the care he needs and that's massive doses of lithium.

I'm really suspecting a police or pizzle factory issue very soon.

Lastly since Lucas reads here, we will get that body cam video and post it here so please shout senpai out when they drag you away.

 

[VoidFace]

More of Lucas, the perpetually single middle aged man with basically no life or romance experience, giving dating advice to men much younger and more experienced than him:

I don't know, Luke, I've never taken any of your advice and I've done very well. It's almost like a man who has been single, and not of his own volition, for more than a decade has no idea what he is talking about. Strange.

 

[mothman96]

If there is a God he owes the Creep a big fucking apology for the 14 motherfuck years the Creep has been single and God owes the Palestines a much bigger apology because the Jews came in 1942 and gang raped them out of the place.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think the 1st half says "If classism separate us girl. The Occupy Movement didn't speak loudly enough to Gen Z"
"The Time Is Now"

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Reminder that the Occupy Wall street protests were in 2011, so 14 years ago. The zoomer baes he's hoping to nab were between 4-11 years old when they were occurring