Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He admits he has no idea how his fantasy works. I'm shocked for so many reasons, but I'm sure he will brush that off later on. He doesn't know how "chrimosones" work or DNA but that's no shock. He really pushes his magic semen, if it wasn't so repulsive, it would still be a huge turn off because it's directly sex related, I don't care how much a 10 someone is no one wants a stranger to talk about their sex life to them, that's degenerate AF, creepy and confusing. Now in reality where we have social taboos, that aren't effected by law. Lucas says shit so foul that a porn star would shudder, and uses medical terms. It's like a rap song about selling crack, in Latin or Olde English. I just finished typing about the difference from deviant behavior and social rules vs laws. He hit on a young girl, because he's an idiot and pedophile. But the only crime he committed was being gross in public, and sadly that's not a crime. Had she said yes, we know his intends that he himself boats about so that could lead him to the slammer.
 
Can you image being a millennial woman and this is plopped in front of you as the "home made meal" he wouldn't shut up about?
You'd work up the strength to dislocate your thumb and get out of the handcuffs real quick.
Millennials like vegan food and avocado toast. They don't fuck with $65 steak dinners, Red Robin, or whatever diarrhea he calls homemade cooking. It's like The Wern doesn't even know anything about the demographic he's trying to groom.
 
Has anyone else noticed that Lucas only eats vegetables when they're drowned in some sort of putrid gravy or sauce?
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Lucas went shopping over the weekend, and bought four blocks of cheese. Healthy eating at it's finest.
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I'm not joking but since I mocked Lucas before about pre cut veg I'm wondering if he's allowed a knife or has to use in a common area or some thing in his tard house.

God that looks awful. I'm shocked. Even for Lucas. Also 4 fucking bottles of dressing? Newman own is good stuff and not cheap. Most people who try to lose weight on greens over dress and end up a creek.

Now for those who don't know newmans own has different art depending on flavor. The king one is oil and vinager . The easiest cheapest to make at home. it's got spices but can tailor at home or forgo if you prefer.

I get it you pay for ease. Some stuff it's just better to buy for working folk. Lucas bought the laziest salad dressing brand name some pretty cut veg and over 4lb of cheese to eat healthy.

Also my god microwave .. if for some god awful reason you wanted to make that meal for no more work nuke the cheese alone longer till a sauce and dip fresh crisp cuke in it. It's no more work. It just amazes me even the laziest way possible of making trash lucas makes it grosser.
 
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Lucas updates from last night:
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With regards to that last status, he also posted a meme about it. I think one of his neighbors invited him over but because there weren't enough females to creep on, he got upset.
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And "fun", in this case, would seem to involve two of Telomerase Lad's (Cheese-eater boy? Naw, that's clearly Phil) favorites:

Food. And sauce.

(The legion of super zeroes? Whose with me? Sonichu Lass, Cheese-eater BOY, Telomerase Lad....and Timmy Whitbeck can be Keep Squeezin' them Monkeys - lad!)
 
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Gosh for someone who's on the long path to PhD he's changed his mind a lot. It's almost like it's not going to happen or it's another lie. I mean this is only the 3rd PhD he's on the path for.

The US has one of the highest corp taxes in the world, even after Trump relaxed it (and the market as well as mass corp raises show that free market and all kinda works) Even nations with a psuedo social system have lower taxes, also per captia they sell a shit ton more guns, I'm looking at you Bofors.

Lucas doesn't need to work I agree, he's too mentally ill to function in any career, or even menial job. He's too dumb for any real job and too insane to hold the most basic of tasks. He's also willing as we've seen to deal with homelessness to skirt any sort of rules. So the fact at best he could stock shelves he'd turn his nose up at that and explain how he should be CEO promptly being let go. I wouldn't wish the poor shift manager at walmart at 2am making 11/hr to have to deal with Lucas creeping on customers and rambling.

We haven't seen an ounce of proof and the college story got real quiet for a while. I don't rule out he can get into a CC being they are made for anyone to get in, if he gets fed loans I'll laugh my ass off as we know that will haunt him for ever. Please Lucas fall on that sword to amuse me, fuck your credit and future all to try to stalk teen tail. I really don't see him ever going frankly, I can't see him taking the bad news he can't get a PhD in a two year school nor, he has to take placement tests and I really don't see him able to hack 101s. So he will go to school for a half to a full year to even start making a single credit won't sit well with him.

I don't see how I should see Lucas as less a freeloader, when he said he's going to college to creep on girls. That you and I the tax payer will also pay for. Most creepy stalkers do so on their own wallet.

Lucas says most couples just hang out, and it's pretty telling he's a dull guy also he's broke. There's a lot you can do for free/little money, but he just sits around stewing on his pedophile dreams. Some couples are more home bound but they still do stuff. Ladies take notice Lucas is going to lay around, and use you for sex when he wants. That's his "relationship" with you. He lets a lot slide when he doesn't think people can read him.

I do wonder what Lucas means he does for fun, honestly. I know he has some board games, but because his gross and retarded 1:1 ratio so he can creep on women he wouldn't bother to go to a card shop to play. Hell, what's strange, I play a TT night once a week, there's no a single guy in the group. I might be the only one with out kids even.

Women don't like being seen as a currency, or property. Lucas doesn't bother to care since he wants one. Also I think both sexes really need some time when it's just their own. On TT night there's a lot of griping about the people we love, talk about heading a house hold etc. Plus it's a place not only do we all like one game we all happen to enjoy sports so we talk that. Stuff that we can passing talk about with women or SOs but have a spot to really share a hobby.

Lucas claims he has fun alone, so why the non stop twitter sperging? Also he's reusing photos I guess the tugboat is low. I still wonder what he does for fun, let alone the only inkling of a hobby he has requires other people.
 
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