If push came to shove, "tough guy" Lucas would wet his Batman pantaloons.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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To be fair, nobody wants to contract MRSA, and I'm pretty certain the stench from his pantaloons would be unbearable, especially now that it's getting warmer and he's getting fatter.
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More Lucas memes, get ‘em while they’re hot.
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Folks and y'all. Lucas talks like a southerner. Kind of surprised he doesn't want to change his speech patterns.
Southerners are traditionally conservative politically and also Christian.
Everything luke hates.
Southerners are traditionally conservative politically and also Christian.
Everything luke hates.
Since the quarter ended and he won't be going to college to ogle and salivate for 3 mo, is he going through hottie withdraw? The fool really believes the out of state ladies find him hot.
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Someone pissed in his telomeres.
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He has those two relatively common American affectations, but he doesn't sound southern in any other way.
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He does it because Tumblr girls use them in their shitty clapbacks and he wants to impress them.
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He's digging deep, pulling out the crying selfies from his 'I got catfished by an English heiress to a millionaire fortune who was in love with Bernie Sanders and was going to whisk him away from poverty"saga.
There are people on his FB that think Lucas can be helped. They need to wake up. He has no redeeming bone in his body. He's a pedo, going after the youngest girls that won't land him in prison.
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He doesn't want to be helped. With the exception of getting more free stuff and more welfare. He does want help in finding a girlfriend. He does not want to better himself or change his ways of thinking or the way he lives and conducts himself. Everyone else is wrong and he is right.
It is the fault of the rich people, and the bigots,and the grey beards that he does not have a Gen Z girlfriend to take care of him while he sits around and eats and plays Meeple Toss. He thinks people and society just needs to provide for him more.
He does not want to hear any different!
And
It is the fault of the rich people, and the bigots,and the grey beards that he does not have a Gen Z girlfriend to take care of him while he sits around and eats and plays Meeple Toss. He thinks people and society just needs to provide for him more.
He does not want to hear any different!
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He didn't even drink coffee in star bux. Because he's a pussy ass mother fucker and it was too strong so he needed his hot cocoa like an 11 year old.
You know the same age he wants to fuck.
Starbux is bad coffee, but god he's legit making a meme showing him cry like a child, because he can't sit around a coffee house drinking a kids drink and oogling high school girls who chug down espresso.
I'd love to have seen a 14 year old girl dunk on him for not having the sack to have a frapacino or how ever you spell that shit.
Also
Lucas
>only legal age
top kek.
He's a full blow pedophile, I wouldn't rule out down to infants, I'm not even trying to joke around here. He's talked about younger but for how god damn stupid he is, he's learned legal age or older won't get him drug to the nut house again. Then again he hasn't learned saying I want to cum into a 18 year old isn't just gross to say, because he's a tactless fact man who says 18 because his real age goals are a LOT lower.
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Friendly reminder that before Lucas was committed and would post his unfiltered thoughts online he made this meme:
In typical Lucas logic: JAPAN MAKE TRAIN GO FAST SO THEY KNOW IT OK TO FUCK CHILD
In typical Lucas logic: JAPAN MAKE TRAIN GO FAST SO THEY KNOW IT OK TO FUCK CHILD
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ignoring that Japan's 13 yo age of consent is a parliament declaration thing and that the individual prefectures are 16 or 18 (with parental consent, with legal age of majority at 20) making the national age of consent meaningless...
did he straight up misspell his website subdomain? "conversation rage" vs "conversation our age" or has it always been like that? what does "conversation rage" even mean? it sounds like a 90's Howard Stern rip off. before he was going on about young girls was he into some counter culture stuff?
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Conversation R Age.
Why he's used 'r' as shorthand for Our, I have no idea.
Conversation Rage is more appropriate tho
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That site is long gone. They took down Lucas's site cause they are a bunch of bigots, according to him. That site was quite the word salad.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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It was most likely taken down because he didn't respond to any of the site maintenance emails. This happened while he was involuntarily committed. Nothing to do with bigots, just laziness.
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