Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I thought someone posted this already, though I can't seem to find it. By Lucasian standards this is almost a normal thing to say -- no creepy misogynistic sexual undertones, at least -- but it's a terribly sad comment coming from a modern American his age. Obviously Lucas has no idea that a strict "cash only" policy keeps many aspects of mainstream life off-limits: if you only have cash rather than a credit card, you cannot rent a car, stay in a respectable hotel or motel, buy an airline ticket, and similar things. You CAN still buy gasoline for your car -- but it takes much longer because most gas stations require pre-payment, and standing in line to hand over your cash before pumping gas (and possibly standing in line again afterwards, to get your change back) takes much longer than merely swiping your card at the pump. I'd guess he also never considered the safety aspects of it: if you're going to be a tourist -- or just going to spend a lot of money on a shopping spree, perhaps in preparation for a big gift-giving holiday -- a credit card is a HELL of a lot safer than carrying big wads of cash everywhere you go.

I'd also guess Lucas has no idea that for most credit cards (and every one I've ever had), so long as you pay off the bill in full promptly every month, you don't even have to pay interest. There are plenty of reasons to have a credit card that have nothing at all to do with instant gratification or going into debt.


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AbraCadaver said:
Is he lying or is he hallucinating?

My money is on hallucinating. Ready yourselves for another intake saga, lads
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I agree. I am not a psychiatrist or anything of the sort, but he really does appear to be deteriorating fast -- he's gone from delusions ("There really is a person on his phone outside my building, though my idea that he must be from Kiwi Farms has no merit") to outright hallucinations. He is literally hearing voices in his head.

Regarding SOFALAW and the Globe: personally, I think whoever told the bar about Lucas did the right thing. If I owned the bar, and especially if I were a young Spokane woman hanging out there, I'd definitely want to know if the town perv is using it as his stalking ground.

But the people catfishing him (and especially the people telling him that everyone he dislikes is part of the Kiwi Farms conspiracy in Spokane) seriously need to knock it off. He's reached the point where feeding his delusions might actually make him dangerous to someone in his immediate vicinity. He's been arrested for violence before, and his current mental state and self-control is probably even worse now than it was then.

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Thanks. So at least Emilia wasn't feeding a pre-existing delusion Lucas had.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Where can I see those?
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If you're a member of SOFALAW already you can find them in the comments of the main post where Lucas described the hallucination.

If you're not, I'm sure Rogowski can nab them for you.

@Rogowski, if you do so, I only ask that you just take the raw images, or at least block out the commenter's name so Lucas doesn't block them. Have to protect our sources, after all.

ETA: Or maybe @Rescuetoast will hook you up before I've even responded.
 
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DeletedSoul said:
If you're a member of SOFALAW already you can find them in the comments of the main post where Lucas described the hallucination.

If you're not, I'm sure Rogowski can nab them for you.

@Rogowski, if you do so, I only ask that you just take the raw images, or at least block out the commenter's name so Lucas doesn't block them. Have to protect our sources, after all.

ETA: Or maybe @Rescuetoast will hook you up before I've even responded.
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Anyone could snag these off his profile, who knows who the source is? 🌝
 
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Anyone could snag these off his profile, who knows who the source is? 🌝
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Indeed. The problem is that Rogowski has, in the past, just dumped screenshots from SOFALAW into this thread without blocking out names, which puts some of our best sources at risk of getting the block.

I don't think he means any harm, and I know that he is a consistent conduit between here and SOFALAW, but it was worth asking him to be more careful.
 
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Been wondering about all the "doctoring up" Lucas is doing to his selfies. The slimming of the face to get rid of his jowls, smoothing of his face, all to look better and younger. With his schizo mind, does he think that's the way he looks to women IRL?

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Lucas is back to being all "macho" again, threatening to deck someone who replied to him.
Hey Lucas, how many security guards are you going to need to hide behind before you "deck" the person.

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mothman96 said:
Been wondering about all the "doctoring up" Lucas is doing to his selfies. The slimming of the face to get rid of his jowls, smoothing of his face, all to look better and younger. With his schizo mind, does he think that's the way he looks to women IRL?
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It's hard to find examples of normal people on Google, so without putting too much time into it, Lucas is about as delusional as is possible to get. He looks terrible even next to average people who might not get much action themselves.

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