Yup, all the guys in Spokane with hot girlfriends are shaking in their shoes fearing the town psycho is going to talk their girlfriend away. Lucas can prove it's his charm.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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As long as we're dreaming, I'd like a pony.
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Add Lucas to the list of people triggered by Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special. (Let’s be honest he probably thought it was funny like most people his age but he thinks he might get laid for hating on Chapelle)
Being ageist gives Lucas the right to be racist maybe, he won’t cone out and say it.
Being ageist gives Lucas the right to be racist maybe, he won’t cone out and say it.
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Ugh, nobody wants you as an ally Werner. You leave those poor people alone. Don't discredit trans folks with your support, the troons already do thst enough.
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I don’t think anyone was fooled into believing he was an ally anyway.
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How does one “correct” being born black, Mr. Totally-Not-A-Racist Werner?
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No I think that happened the moment I first read his thread. I’m one of the few women on earth who now understand the feeling of having every single egg in your ovaries simultaneously down their cyanide capsules.
If I knew it was him? Leave immediately. That’s not the joke response, that’s the real one. Check please and GO. I can take on the occasional annoying man who won’t stop orbiting me. I cannot and will not inhale air that has passed through Lucas Werner’s arsehole.
The joke response would be to affect a deep voice, saunter over and ask him if he likes girlcock. Then post his response here.
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You’ve got it all wrong, Lucas isn’t racist he merely projects all the stereotypes that come with the word “nigger” on to the friends of the woman he met once and fell in love with and all the men in Spokane who get that sweet young tail that he craves.
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dirtydeanna96
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Is he having intrusive thoughts, or is he actually hearing things? Sometimes people with bipolar, or people on drugs, will say they "hear things" but it's really just paranoid intrusive thoughts. No true audio.
People who have schizophrenia will have real auditory hallucinations.
So, did Lucas hear these young women demand his babbys, or just think it?
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So, for the last time, he has real schizophrenia. Insofar as it's possible for a crazy person to hear things that aren't there, that's Lucas. No need to equivocate about this. If you need an example of Lucas "hearing" and reacting to things that aren't real, watch the aforementioned "background noise bigots" video.
Now can we stop debating whether or not Wern is schizo? He IS; has admitted as much, so has his mother. He sometimes says he's bipolar to hide what he correctly realizes is his terrifying actual diagnosis.
Folks, the insane pedo wants us to consider suicide.
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I already considered it. It happened to occur in the same moment I was considering what it must be like to be Lucas Werner.
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“Kill yourself,” says man who is the only one here with absolutely nothing to live for.
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Lucas could die of a heart attack tonight and literally only like 2 people would be sad about it and that’s his mom and dad and I feel like even his dad might have a sense of relief.
dirtydeanna96
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Matthew: I-you know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books, y'know, she reads books like you probably stuff candy into your unclit.
Chris: [rage button pushed] Stuff...candy...don't...I stuff vegetables into my unclit! I stuff carrots! I stuff cucumbers! I stuff corn! I stuff eggplants into my unclit!
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Lucas is watching the website tonight so I’m just gonna share this:
Peer reviewed research that shows that people suffering from schizophrenia have shorter telomeres.
Peer reviewed research that shows that people suffering from schizophrenia have shorter telomeres.
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I considered it when I thought about how awful it would be to be a few years younger and have him thirst after me.
Woke Werner strikes again.
His mom was the one who put all of his shit out there on the internet. She might be pretty relieved too.
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I am definitely liking this Variety Pack Wern output.
He had boring periods by leaning in too hard on one aspect of weirdness, and had boring periods by just... being boring.
But we're getting cowmedy whiplash, him going from "trans rights" to "I can hear the masses arguing over me" to "I'm going to shove my forearm up your vagina" in a couple days.
He had boring periods by leaning in too hard on one aspect of weirdness, and had boring periods by just... being boring.
But we're getting cowmedy whiplash, him going from "trans rights" to "I can hear the masses arguing over me" to "I'm going to shove my forearm up your vagina" in a couple days.
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Lucas thinks he heard women literally begging for his telomelos and still found a reason to decline because they're too confrontational.
WHAT DOES HE WANT?!
He wants women to approach him, but he also wants them to be shy and timid.
Timid girls are not the type that approach people. He's a fucking moron.
Does he even know what he wants?
WHAT DOES HE WANT?!
He wants women to approach him, but he also wants them to be shy and timid.
Timid girls are not the type that approach people. He's a fucking moron.
Does he even know what he wants?
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He wants to avoid confronting who he is, this is his only constant and will come up with any justification to avoid doing so 