Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

"Everyone I have played this game with in real life loves it.". Lucas means himself, no one else has played besides him.
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AbraCadaver said:
I just wonder why he INSISTS on the whole baby line. He clearly doesn’t WANT a baby so why does he make it a dealbreaker? Is it merely because he hopes the child will be female and in ten years he can have an easy-to-abuse victim under his parentage?
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for a narcissist, i believe the next best thing to fucking a clone would be fucking a person with their own genes.
rate me deviant or horrifying, but i think it's less about easy to abuse and more about incest fantasy\sex-with-self.
i think that if Lucas could do this every 13 years or so, like craster, or like humbert thought about he would. insert "get into your own Genes" "get into your own Jeans" pun here
 
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Krathnami said:
Does anyone who if this is the same niece he openly mused about molesting?
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Most likely.

I do wonder what this new behavior represents.. He's using old posts about his niece with Meeple Toss from around this time last year, as well as recycling his old picture of when he was fat(ter). Following his hiatus from board games, is he trying to erase the last six-ish months where he's done even less than he normally does?
 
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BowlOfDick said:
Most likely.

I do wonder what this new behavior represents.. He's using old posts about his niece with Meeple Toss from around this time last year, as well as recycling his old picture of when he was fat(ter). Following his hiatus from board games, is he trying to erase the last six-ish months where he's done even less than he normally does?
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He's using the old pic of his niece with Meeple toss so he can lie in his "reviews". Look at his review for Gromulic. Along with his other lies (playtested,approved by friends,avid gamers), he is using that pic to make it look like his family has "play tested/approved" all his games. The only game he sent to his mother is Meeple Toss. Even from the picture of the niece she could have been smiling/laughing at something else and not because of the game.
 
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I like how in his totally unbiased for for Gromulik he asks for people to PM him pictures of them playing his monstrosities when its not even possible as he has private messages disabled for the Game Crafter website. Also did anyone else notice that the website he has linked leads to his rantings on YouTube? I'm sure anyone who watches those would find those very helpful in making any decision. However that would require a random to stumble upon it and actually consider spending exuberant amounts on an incoherent monstrosity, everyone else on his social media in which he 'advertises' already know how much of a joke he is. The dumb ass probably thinks that in a state of communism or anarchy society would let him slide by from making this cardboard messes.
 
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mothman96 said:
He's using the old pic of his niece with Meeple toss so he can lie in his "reviews". Look at his review for Gromulic. Along with his other lies (playtested,approved by friends,avid gamers), he is using that pic to make it look like his family has "play tested/approved" all his games. The only game he sent to his mother is Meeple Toss. Even from the picture of the niece she could have been smiling/laughing at something else and not because of the game.
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He just moves from one fantasy to another doesn't he?
 
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Lucas sure is proud of collecting welfare. "But I do have a job, I design board games.". Yeah, sure, Lucas, you haven't sold any of your print on demand games. The big big difference between corporations getting tax subsidies and you getting your tardbux and food stamps is that corporations are creating jobs. Well, I guess in a round about way, you do too. You need handlers and social workers to help take care of you, funded of course through our tax dollars.
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mothman96 said:
He's using the old pic of his niece with Meeple toss so he can lie in his "reviews". Look at his review for Gromulic. Along with his other lies (playtested,approved by friends,avid gamers), he is using that pic to make it look like his family has "play tested/approved" all his games. The only game he sent to his mother is Meeple Toss. Even from the picture of the niece she could have been smiling/laughing at something else and not because of the game.
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I sort of just assumed she was cringe-laughing at how bad it was.
 
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mothman96 said:
He's using the old pic of his niece with Meeple toss so he can lie in his "reviews". Look at his review for Gromulic. Along with his other lies (playtested,approved by friends,avid gamers), he is using that pic to make it look like his family has "play tested/approved" all his games. The only game he sent to his mother is Meeple Toss. Even from the picture of the niece she could have been smiling/laughing at something else and not because of the game.
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It's not a genuine smile anyway. I bet that his parents just set it up and took the photo to appease him while being glad that being sent a deranged board game is all he's doing to them lately.
 
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