Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


Lucas is psychic.

He got it from his dad.

More girls acting like "giddy schoolgirls" and treating him like "Weezer having just touched down in Japan".

Lacie, right? That's who he's talking about?

She treated him like A ROCKSTAR!

She love / hated him.

Calls the girl "nigga" repeatedly.


Is he talking about that McDonald’s chick’s friend who had just turned 18? I don’t know who she is, but she’s always fucking with him. Sends him videos, talks to him, asks him to unblock her when she sees him in person etc. Not sure what their endgame is. Her name is ignimous or something on here.
 
Is he talking about that McDonald’s chick’s friend who had just turned 18? I don’t know who she is, but she’s always fucking with him. Sends him videos, talks to him, asks him to unblock her when she sees him in person etc. Not sure what their endgame is. Her name is ignimous or something on here.
Sounds to me that's the girl he's talking about.
 
Is he talking about that McDonald’s chick’s friend who had just turned 18? I don’t know who she is, but she’s always fucking with him. Sends him videos, talks to him, asks him to unblock her when she sees him in person etc. Not sure what their endgame is. Her name is ignimous or something on here.
most likely. i was blocked for having the sheer audacity to defend being lovey-dovey with an SO (though i admit i was a bit aggressive, i was annoyed with his constant bullshit).

my friends that were with me (18 and 16 respectively, though he shouldn't really have any way of knowing that) were blocked post Lacie fiasco. we kinda missed his spergathons and saw him meandering through downtown like an obese sasquatch and figured we'd be like "teehee can you unblock us?"

he said NOTHING in response and illegally waddled across the street to get away from us highly threatening girls.
 
The insane perv, walking around muttering his insanity, filming a box of girl scout cookies. He ends up saying "fucking cookies", gives the box to a homeless guy. Think it was the picture of a little girl that got his attention.

ETA: Before his "virtuous" cookie give away , he'd been to Blessings Under the Bridge to stuff his face with the food meant for the homeless.


'You know they're good cause they're covered in chocolate and filled with cream'

The way he said that really makes me think he meant that in an implied sexual innuendo toward whatever girl scout sold him the cookies kind of way. He tard rages and loses it for a few seconds when he's saying it and that always means something, especially when he does it

I would go so far as to say this entire rant was some kind of impotent rage/sexual innuendo schitzo rant directed at whatever poor girl sold him the cookies because he wanted her and can't have her

Remember, we're talking about girl scouts here. Thats young as hell even by lucas standards

Lucas 'totally not a pedo' Werner everybody
 
If you haven't watched his video called While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve, I would recommend it. It includes mention of living with the lesbians who had sex orgies and also great things like him trying to get some guy to leave and go hang out at a homeless shelter and leave his girlfriend behind for Lucas. Somehow that move didn't work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtTIJTKvHA&t=1479s
Thanks, missed that one. What a fine illustration of Lucss' envy. Envy must be the sin he specializes in, even more than gluttony or wrath. I imagine him in a perpetual state of sour, aching envy.

When he worked at McDonalds and had roommates, he was tormented by their humping. When he crashed with lesbians he was tortured by their "orgies." When he sees a couple on the street, he probably immediately pictures them screwing, and is in agony. The world is full of reminders of sex, which other people are having constantly, and Lucas desperately desires and does not get.
So envy. And tears!

He's a man who weeps when others fuck. How exceptionally exceptional.

Making matters worse, Lucas believes he deserves fucking, because thats the kind of thing one deserves. His own words. Can't understand why he doesn't get to bust magic long telomere loads in teens, and struggles to make sense of it while the answer is so glaringly obvious.

Anyway, any other examples of Lucas' envy that are noteworthy? Or are their too many?
 
I have a feeling Lucas got those cookies from a food pantry. Girl scout cookie season was a while ago and I doubt he could have held onto cookies that long without devouring them.

'You know they're good cause they're covered in chocolate and filled with cream'

The way he said that really makes me think he meant that in an implied sexual innuendo toward whatever girl scout sold him the cookies kind of way. He tard rages and loses it for a few seconds when he's saying it and that always means something, especially when he does it

I would go so far as to say this entire rant was some kind of impotent rage/sexual innuendo schitzo rant directed at whatever poor girl sold him the cookies because he wanted her and can't have her

Remember, we're talking about girl scouts here. Thats young as hell even by lucas standards

Lucas 'totally not a pedo' Werner everybody
 
Lucas tries his hand at a "joke".

It's disgusting, and he belabors the shit out of it.

Also, the cookies he got, which yes were free handouts to the poor, were Tagalongs. Peanut butter, shortbread cookie, robed in moloko chocolate. No cream anywhere.

You'd think a fat ass would be more familiar with, uh, cookie science.

As he was likely thinking "cream pie" looking at pic of the little girl and blurted out the "cream".
 

Lucas tries his hand at a "joke".

It's disgusting, and he belabors the shit out of it.

Also, the cookies he got, which yes were free handouts to the poor, were Tagalongs. Peanut butter, shortbread cookie, robed in moloko chocolate. No cream anywhere.

You'd think a fat ass would be more familiar with, uh, cookie science.

Here we go with the 'i'm totally not gay guys' while saying all kinds of things that strongly imply homosexual tendencies. For someone who constantly claims not to be gay, he sure goes out of his way to bring up gay related things and makes alot of statements that rationalize why its totally not gay even when nobody brought it up

Lucas is projecting like an IMAX theater here. Yup,he totally doesn't have any homosexual tendencies and totally has never done anything gay and totally never obsesses over doing gay things at all

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I have a feeling Lucas got those cookies from a food pantry. Girl scout cookie season was a while ago and I doubt he could have held onto cookies that long without devouring them.

I hadn't considered that and you make a good point. Perhaps he is merely making making such innuendos intended at the girl scout who did sell those cookies to whoever he got them from, despite never having seen her. It would then follow he would assume she was quite young

....come to think of it I think your theory makes that video even worse and many times creepier than it was before
 

Lucas admits that his policing of language is just about jealousy over other guys getting laid.

The night of the famous 8 guy orgy he missed out on, these guys used the n-word, so ever since then Lucas has hated it, not because it's racist, but because the schizo wiring in his brain connects it with sexual jealousy.

Lucas is so deluded, he thinks using the word nigga around girls is a factor in their liking him. Saying "nigga" makes him cool and casual, like saying "dude" in the 60s 50s and 40s.

Uh, Lucas? Don't think dude was common slang in the 40s, brohan.

We also learn that his antipathy to the words "faggot" and "retard" are similarly connected to sexual frustration and not SJW moral outrage.

There was a portion in Lucas's manifesto where he mentions that his brother taught him some Smalltalk jargon. Lucas bizarrely "learned" that When people would say certain things to him, only very specific responses were acceptable.

I don't remember the details exactly, but it was along the lines of a guy saying "wassup?" and then Lucas would HAVE tp respond with "don't gots" as if "wassup" was a query for pot.

Found the portion. Very bizarre:

"A couple times, I thought the word "Gross" instead of "Weird" when someone would talk about gay sex. I somehow taught myself the word, "Dude" as a response and not just calling your buddies "Dude". Then another funny one, "Wasuuup?" Then I heard this other dude say "Wassuuuup?" And he followed it by another word, well one of two words, If it was "Bro." (Wasssup, brooo?") I had the urge to say, "Nuttin, maynerd. Suppitchoo?" So I did. This was weird because the other word was always "Bra" Now, if the next guy had said, "Wasssuuuup, braaa?" He'd also say "Wanna smoke some weeeed?" And I would say "Sure" and smoke some weed or I was like "What's weed?" And he'd explain it to me and I smoked some weed with him. The other scenario was followed by "Supitchoo?" It was usually followed by the other guy saying, "Noffin, yao." This usually meant he wanted to buy some weed and I knew this so I said, "Sorry. Don't gots." And walked off, usually into a convenience store and bought something. Anyway, I've never sold pot. Just something I never got into doing. Sometimes fear and lack of confidence helps me me stay a little more law abiding, if you know what I mean. Glad some do. Otherwise, how else would we ever get stoned and happy?"

His brain is all about the malformed connections, incorrect certainty, and once again, looking for the Konami Code to life, or in this case, pussy.

He thought saying "nigga" got guys laid.

Heck, he admits he still does.

Lucas's thought are very disorganized. His individual thought are ok, i suppose, but the connections he makes are almost always wrong.

I wonder if this is common of schizophrenia or bipolar.
 
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There's a term for it, though I don't know whether it's still used in psychology. It's the thing that makes people with Lucas's disorders so likely to believe conspiracy theories, because everything their warped mind sees skews the interpretation towards validating their existing beliefs. It goes hand-in-hand with self-aggrandisement because the natural result of this thinking is that only they are able to see the truth, which feeds further into their delusion.
 
There's a term for it, though I don't know whether it's still used in psychology. It's the thing that makes people with Lucas's disorders so likely to believe conspiracy theories, because everything their warped mind sees skews the interpretation towards validating their existing beliefs. It goes hand-in-hand with self-aggrandisement because the natural result of this thinking is that only they are able to see the truth, which feeds further into their delusion.
I think they're now called ideas of reference or delusions of reference so it definitely still exists.
 
Lucas assures women not to worry about his self-described "step above a micro-penis, maybe a mega-micro-penis," because fisting.

....You left out the part about lucas claiming that iceland recovered from the 2008 recession because 'they replaced their top bank people with women and their economy completely recovered' because they were women

That said, the way he talked about fisting made me wonder if part of this whole obsession with kids is that he thinks he can somehow jam his fist all up inside them like some kind of tween ventriloquist doll as some kind of silverback inspired dominance insanity
 
If you haven't watched his video called While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve, I would recommend it. It includes mention of living with the lesbians who had sex orgies and also great things like him trying to get some guy to leave and go hang out at a homeless shelter and leave his girlfriend behind for Lucas. Somehow that move didn't work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtTIJTKvHA&t=1479s
While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve is the title of my new comedic self-help book. Fuck that’s perfect.
 
Lucas wacks off to satire.
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Lucas makes threats.
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