Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Starting at the 2:15 mark, -- he'll date any creature with a womb that 's willing to give birth. If the person has a womb which he guesses could be anything these days, which is exciting, interesting, and new and can be impregnated. Is he saying he'll date a trans-man as long as they are willing to get impregnated by him.

 

[WonderWino]

Starting at the 2:15 mark, -- he'll date any creature with a womb that 's willing to give birth. If the person has a womb which he guesses could be anything these days, which is exciting, interesting, and new and can be impregnated. Is he saying he'll date a trans-man as long as they are willing to get impregnated by him.

Yeah he is flat out saying he would date mtf trannies if they can get pregnant, I just don't think he fully realizes what hes implying

My favorite part is at 6:14 when he flat out directly says 'I don't work because I have a disability and I don't really want to work because i'm a leftist' that really says it all right there and is definitely not something he should be bragging about to women if he wants pussy

 

[Wernology]

Exactly. Word gets around real quick about people like him, as they are a danger to everybody and not someone you want causing trouble at your club

Wonder if it had something to do with how many mentally unstable creeper red flags he threw over on Fetlife the last few days given that it seemed to be such a sudden ban if we assume his previous posts and videos mentioning going to bars weren't full of complete lies.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Part 2 just dropped.
It's a good thing Lucas isn't a narcissist or else he wouldn't be able to watch these!

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

My New Years resolution is to ragequit any KF threads that engage in moral sperging on how laughing at a cow is okay if you’re not really mad or as long as you aren’t really mean when you laugh....

Oh. Damn.

jfc. Lucas is awful. He gets what he deserves. He’s not even awful for the Starbucks Incident. It’s literally the least offensive thing he’s done.

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[Wernology]

jfc. Lucas is awful. He gets what he deserves. He’s not even awful for the Starbucks Incident. It’s literally the least offensive thing he’s done.

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What always struck me as so bizarre about him is that if he weren't the lolcow that he is, the Starbucks thing would have just been a minorly embarrassing incident that he could have so easily gone with, "Yeah, I made a mistake. I thought she was older and didn't fully get how creepy it might come off asking her out at work where she wouldn't really be able to get away if I made her uncomfortable" and for the most part he would have been forgotten within a month or two (if it even made the news at all) with the only real consequences for him being there would be a single Starbucks location he couldn't get his hot chocolate from.

Hell, even after he decided to go with "STARBUCKS IS AGEPHOBIC, EVERYONE BOYCOTT THEM!" thing that made that story go as viral as it did once he was released from the nuthouse he could have easily, easily put out some kind of video along the lines of explaining that he'd been off of his medication and was acting the way he was because of that but, hey, it's all good now, I got inpatient treatment, I'm back on my meds, I'm in therapy, and I'm looking to move forward with my life.


But, nah, his great decision was to immediately go back off of his meds and double down on the "I wanna fuck a teenager" thing.

He's such an amazing example of someone whose problems are 100% self-inflicted. Watching him is like watching a raccoon trying to escape a dumpster: You feel kind of bad for it on some level even if you're laughing but also, it's it's own fault it's in the dumpster in the first place.

Difference being I'd put on gloves to help a raccoon out once I'd finished laughing.

Lucas can just stay in the dumpster where he belongs and keep scrabbling at the walls.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What always struck me as so bizarre about him is that if he weren't the lolcow that he is, the Starbucks thing would have just been a minorly embarrassing incident that he could have so easily gone with, "Yeah, I made a mistake. I thought she was older and didn't fully get how creepy it might come off asking her out at work where she wouldn't really be able to get away if I made her uncomfortable" and for the most part he would have been forgotten within a month or two (if it even made the news at all) with the only real consequences for him being there would be a single Starbucks location he couldn't get his hot chocolate from.

Hell, even after he decided to go with "STARBUCKS IS AGEPHOBIC, EVERYONE BOYCOTT THEM!" thing that made that story go as viral as it did once he was released from the nuthouse he could have easily, easily put out some kind of video along the lines of explaining that he'd been off of his medication and was acting the way he was because of that but, hey, it's all good now, I got inpatient treatment, I'm back on my meds, I'm in therapy, and I'm looking to move forward with my life.


But, nah, his great decision was to immediately go back off of his meds and double down on the "I wanna fuck a teenager" thing.

He's such an amazing example of someone whose problems are 100% self-inflicted. Watching him is like watching a raccoon trying to escape a dumpster: You feel kind of bad for it on some level even if you're laughing but also, it's it's own fault it's in the dumpster in the first place.

Difference being I'd put on gloves to help a raccoon out once I'd finished laughing.

Lucas can just stay in the dumpster where he belongs and keep scrabbling at the walls.

Raccoons are cute though.

Lucas is more like a cockroach trying to get out of a used condom.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I have a feeling either 1) he's lying about the bars or 2) His recent sperging on Fetlife might have warned off some owners to him. The starbucks thing could easily have been fixed by just saying damn I thought she was 21 my bad

 

[Particle Bored]

I have a feeling either 1) he's lying about the bars or 2) His recent sperging on Fetlife might have warned off some owners to him. The starbucks thing could easily have been fixed by just saying damn I thought she was 21 my bad

Pretty sure he got banned from The Globe (and maybe one other bar?), for creeping and taking pics of female patrons. I'd assume any other bans were due to word of that getting around moreso than the Starbucks thing, since the Globe thing happened in the last six or so months.

 

[mothman96]

Pretty sure he got banned from The Globe (and maybe one other bar?), for creeping and taking pics of female patrons. I'd assume any other bans were due to word of that getting around moreso than the Starbucks thing, since the Globe thing happened in the last six or so months.

The Globe ban happened the first half of September after he'd taken video of the women at the club and if I'm remembering right said he'd masturbated like 5-6 times when was back to his fart room. Yup I agree, not so much the Starbucks incident, but word getting around he's a flaming creep,

 

[AbraCadaver]

this is pretty textbook evidence of his narcissism. He also never admits to mistakes or apologizes. The closest he gets is victim stance around past faux pas. For example, “I paid my pittance. Get over it.” That’s a rarity though. Usually he just ignores all evidence of mistakes. He continues to ignore all discussions of having asked a minor for nude pics or to cut off a finger. Even losing PayPal and his website led to no explanation.

there are a lot of jokes about him having an echo chamber, but thatneed for an echo chamber to protect his ego is paramount. That’s why he is so defensive toward everyone. That’s why he is on the offense from the start. The risk of letting someone into his echo chamber who won’t support his delusions is so unacceptable that he will choose to block and isolate rather than even hearing dissenting opinion. It’s pathetic and sad. Or would be if it werent Lucas.

I am 100% in favour of letting him live inside an echo chamber, so long as we can find a way to lock it from the outside.

 

[Wernology]

Raccoons are cute though.

Lucas is more like a cockroach trying to get out of a used condom.

There's no need to be so brutally cruel toward cockroaches.

Cockroaches at least fill an environmental niche as refuse eaters and food for other animals.

They also don't go out of their way to be creepy weirdos living off of other peoples' money, wandering around at night muttering to themselves about bigots while they drop cold taco bell next to sleeping homeless people, or stalking women who refuse to date him by showing up at their workplace or apartment buildings and just repeating some nonsense about them being hypocritical.

Lucas fills the refuse eaters part, which I'm basing solely on pictures and videos he's posted of food he's made for himself but, other than that, a cockroach would, frankly, be better at passing itself off as a human person than he is.

 

[AbraCadaver]

There's no need to be so brutally cruel toward cockroaches.

Cockroaches at least fill an environmental niche as refuse eaters and food for other animals.

They also don't go out of their way to be creepy weirdos living off of other peoples' money, wandering around at night muttering to themselves about bigots while they drop cold taco bell next to sleeping homeless people, or stalking women who refuse to date him by showing up at their workplace or apartment buildings and just repeating some nonsense about them being hypocritical.

Lucas fills the refuse eaters part, which I'm basing solely on pictures and videos he's posted of food he's made for himself but, other than that, a cockroach would, frankly, be better at passing itself off as a human person than he is.

Also a cockroach knows better than to eat an entire block of cheese.

 

[Wernology]

Remember, nothing is ever Lucas' fault ever.

It's all bigots and sjws getting mad that he defends himself.

I will be forever entertained by the fact that he's always so oblivious to the fact that he's being trolled despite claiming to be an empath, though.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Things a neo-Nazi wouldn't say:

Looking for a rare völkisch female to share my abhorrent views with.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Things a neo-Nazi wouldn't say:

Looking for a rare völkisch female to share my abhorrent views with.

God damn. This is his finest quote in quite some time. Not up there with "RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW" Lucas. But it's an exciting 11 seconds!

I do not doubt he believes what he says.

He thinks he has an insight.

And he presents it with the self image that he'e a bold truth teller, like Socrates.

Of all Lucas' delusions, his belief that "nigga" is the dudebro's mating call is striking. How'd he arrive at this? Madness, of coure, but I doubt he pulled it out of thin air.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Of all Lucas' delusions, his belief that "nigga" is the dudebro's mating call is striking. How'd he arrive at this? Madness, of coure, but I doubt he pulled it out of thin air.

If it's based on something real instead of a delusion, it could just be something like, he saw a man with an attractive young woman, the man said "nigga" in some context (or Lucas thought he did), the woman smiled or laughed, and Lucas decided that's why she was with the guy.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

What I wouldn’t pay to see Lucas say the n word - even the “soft” n word - to a person in real life. Get them Zoomer girls my man.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Remember, nothing is ever Lucas' fault ever.

It's all bigots and sjws getting mad that he defends himself.

I will be forever entertained by the fact that he's always so oblivious to the fact that he's being trolled despite claiming to be an empath, though.

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it is the narcissism. Anyone else would have learned by now that curious randos are just seeking to pump him for info.

he assumes his charms are working.

Russell Greer level obliviousness there.

To avoid double post:

has anyone seen this yet?

 

[wenttobermuda]

it is the narcissism. Anyone else would have learned by now that curious randos are just seeking to pump him for info.

he assumes his charms are working.

Russell Greer level obliviousness there.

To avoid double post:

has anyone seen this yet?

Thanks for the find. Scrolling the comments I discovered another in the genre of people-shitting-on-Lucas-in the dark. Apparently, Lucas' practice of deleting comments is leading to escalation. People can't call him a fat asshole in his video comments, so they make new content to call him a fat asshole.

I welcome the development. Ultimately, it may add a lot to Incel Studies. I feel that Lucas is on the verge of getting some serious attention. Perhaps not newspaper articles again.

Lucas Werner response

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