Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Man vs persistent rat]

Why would you even do it in the dark when your face is on other videos on your channel.... I feel insulted that I tried raising the gamma to see them.

 

[laudanum]

Let It Go, Bigots

Let it go, bigots. https://www.ageofconsent.net/states/washington #Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern There's no 16 year olds in bar...

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He has also dropped his age limit down from 26, to 24.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Let It Go, Bigots

Let it go, bigots. https://www.ageofconsent.net/states/washington #Instagram: @lucaswerner79 #Patreon: www.patreon.com/thewern There's no 16 year olds in bar...

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He has also dropped his age limit down from 26, to 24.

Lucas, who says he can't understand any friendship that doesn't lead directly to sex, expects some "wingman" to deliver him a video of busty lasses cooing and professing their lust for The Wern, so all he has to do is point and say "that one", pick the girl who most lengthens his telomerase, and go out on a date....which in Lucas-ese means food followed by sex.

It's not even that he expects a guy to do the legwork in finding him dates, no, he wants women delivered up to him like a goddam Whitman's Chocolate Sampler.

And WHY should this potential wingman do this? Why should this guy sully his own reputation by vouching for Lucas's...i guess, character? What benefit is it to wingman to present Lucas with the highlight reel o' honeys?

It never occurs to Lucas that his own selfishness, or even self-interest, is present in everyone else.

Lucas doesn't even want to talk to a girl if there's no chance of sex. He wants a grade A hottie, who has ALREADY ADMITTED TO LIKING HIM.

see? He wants the potential of rejection to be somebody else's job. You there, find me women, make sure they love me, then I'll take over.

It's like, gee, are you sure? You want I should warm her up for you and help you roll the condom on, too? What a lazy fat ass.

It never occurs to him that he has to offer something up (more than telomeres) to make this very capitalist exchange feasible.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

So funny how Lucas believes that calling somebody a "bigot" is such a devastating kill-shot insult.
Lucas, listen, there's literally nothing wrong with being bigoted towards abusive, idiotic, lecherous, untalented misogynists.
I, and many others, are proud to be bigoted towards people like you.

 

[laudanum]

He is a complete fucking

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Lucas thinks that it’s completely fine that he took creepy videos of girls to wank to because “lots of people take videos and pics in bars.”

yes, of themselves and their friends.

ONLY creeps take pics of strangers in bars.

Edit to avoid double post:

in this video not only does Lucas mention 15 times about how things either “aren’t fair” or mentions wanting to know “what you’re doing to help me/how does it help me”— he also claims he had to get headphones to drowned out the criticism he hears everywhere he goes. Holy walking schizophrenia Batman.

he also says that it’s bigoted to have an age preference about 1 minute after claiming he doesn’t want to talk to or date any women over 24. He could not be more dense. Hence he is asking for a wingman even though no one would be his friend anyway much less his hookup fairy. Lucas has no friends. All the online friends he has are just SOFALAW catfish sharing his posts. The last time he had friends he was medicated. But he can’t see that.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas thinks that it’s completely fine that he took creepy videos of girls to wank to because “lots of people take videos and pics in bars.”

yes, of themselves and their friends.

ONLY creeps take pics of strangers in bars.

And, I would bet, when potential creeps DO take their upskirt creeper shots, they don't then brag about their masturbation prowess on Facebook.

Seriously, HOW did he think that was something to admit?

"Yeah, im gonna beat my cock like it owes me money, man. I'm gonna dump so many loads on my carpet I won't even see straight tomorrow! Can a buddy relate? High five!"

The above is barely an exaggerration of what he wrote. Whenever Lucas mentions sex, with himself or others, it's always the grossest shit ever.

Softserve without a spoon. Gag.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

He says 18 to 24 because of those "dumb laws" (like someone else's attraction sign) but I think that really, any girl who is old enough to drive is too old for Lucas.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Browsing around this thread is fun, because it's been years and like a fucking Alzheimer's patient, Lucas keeps doing the same shit over and over again.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[dingobaby]

Maybe he could get an 18-24 year old female if he had that damned hot-tub. What a boomer status symbol.

 

[WonderWino]

A few gems that haven't brought up yet about the most recent video that are worth mentioning:

- Lucas claims he doesn't want to immediately talk about the 'scientific reasons' that a woman might be into him/him into her (gee I wonder why, finally got it through his head that ranting about magic sperm and breeding is creepy maybe?) and claims their attitude is all he cares about (in other words, see if there is any minute chance she might be interested at all and then go on a rant about magic sperm) i'd say the people on fetlife constantly telling him how creepy he was being is at least partially responsible for him saying this stuff (not that he will be able to help himself from doing so anyway)

- His main reasoning behind recording people in bars being ok (aside from them supposedly doing exactly the same thing...) is 'cause they're all at least 21' which isn't even necessarily accurate. Sure, legally they're supposed to be 21+ to be in the bar but as everyone with a brain knows this isn't always the case. Plenty of teens look older and use fake ids to get into bars. Can you imagine the legal shitshow lucas would be in if he got caught being creepy with some teen girl in a bar that lied about her age to get in and recorded it? It shows how stupid he truly is that he never considered this possibility

- He is worried about going back to school, not because of a fear of failing, or money, but because 'young women only want to talk to him when they have a boyfriend and thats totally not fair to him' and then goes on to ask how doing so when they have said boyfriend helps lucas in any way. It shows everything he does or anyone else does has to revolve around him and benefit him in some way. It shows how much of a narcissist he is and how strong his sense of entitlement is

- I think that quote about 'imagine how daring you would be to get a video of a bunch of 18 year olds saying that they love me' speaks for itself. Its mind boggling that he thought that was even a remotely sane or rational thing to say

- Lucas reiterating how he 'isn't a dangerous person at all' and much like being a creep, if you have to repeatedly tell people how not dangerous you are, you're probably dangerous and have to try to convince people otherwise for a good reason

- and my favorite: the 'the bars won't let me in anymore based on the sofalaw trolls' note the plural use of bars there. So clearly either he was doing creepy shit at multiple bars and got banned in separate incidents or word is getting around between bar owners to watch out for him

He appears to be getting very pissed at spokane and the businesses and people of spokane. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to go to a different city before too much longer, where he thinks people won't be familiar with his behavior. Not that it will help him, he'll just repeat the same actions and the results will be exactly the same

 

[Da Dude123]

The problem with that is Tubby does not have the resources to relocate. He would have to get into exceptional housing somewhere else. He is not competent enough to do that and his handlers, as much as they would love to can't just dump him off somewhere else. Lucas wanting to move due to bigotry will not get him a flophouse room in another place. At least not right away. He would be on the streets for a while till they got a spot for him in the flophouse.

He appears to be getting very pissed at spokane and the businesses and people of spokane. I wouldn't be surprised if he tries to go to a different city before too much longer, where he thinks people won't be familiar with his behavior. Not that it will help him, he'll just repeat the same actions and the results will be exactly the same

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The problem with that is Tubby does not have the resources to relocate. He would have to get into exceptional housing somewhere else. He is not competent enough to do that and his handlers, as much as they would love to can't just dump him off somewhere else. Lucas wanting to move due to bigotry will not get him a flophouse room in another place. At least not right away. He would be on the streets for a while till they got a spot for him in the flophouse.

my thoughts exactly. The only way he could afford bus fare out is to use his school money for a greyhound one way.

he should move to a warmer place.

 

[ManbearPig]

The problem with that is Tubby does not have the resources to relocate. He would have to get into exceptional housing somewhere else. He is not competent enough to do that and his handlers, as much as they would love to can't just dump him off somewhere else. Lucas wanting to move due to bigotry will not get him a flophouse room in another place. At least not right away. He would be on the streets for a while till they got a spot for him in the flophouse.

How did he have the resources to move from Olympia to Spokane?

Browsing around this thread is fun, because it's been years and like a fucking Alzheimer's patient, Lucas keeps doing the same shit over and over again.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Is that crazy diamond a JoJo reference?

 

[WonderWino]

How did he have the resources to move from Olympia to Spokane?

Thats what i'm wondering. If he can do it once he can do it again. Though in that case it was more that he was catfished to spokane and simply ended up staying there. I suppose he may have done so because he didn't have the funds to return to olympia, though that doesn't explain how he didn't end up on the street immediately. I'd say he probably got very lucky in that regard. Given his behavior since then I don't think the government will be willing to go very far out of their way to make it easy for him to move or be very supportive at all. He's pissed his handlers off more than a few times I would think. If he does try to leave I don't think it'll end well for him, it'll be the street or shelters for a long time. Word will get around to local social services not to waste resources on him if they can avoid it

 

[FatherPucci]

Is that crazy diamond a JoJo reference?

Even if it was no way would Crazy Diamond be able to fix Lucas. If anything he’d probably get the Alessi treatment who to be frank has Lucas’ dream stand.

The Floyd song though is about a man who tries to search for the secrets of the universe but ends up getting a mental illness after taking to much drugs. Lucas searches for the secret to teen pussy and does not use drugs to treat his mental illness. Kinda apt in a bizzaro world kinda way.

 

[mothman96]

Thats what i'm wondering. If he can do it once he can do it again. Though in that case it was more that he was catfished to spokane and simply ended up staying there. I suppose he may have done so because he didn't have the funds to return to olympia, though that doesn't explain how he didn't end up on the street immediately. I'd say he probably got very lucky in that regard. Given his behavior since then I don't think the government will be willing to go very far out of their way to make it easy for him to move or be very supportive at all. He's pissed his handlers off more than a few times I would think. If he does try to leave I don't think it'll end well for him, it'll be the street or shelters for a long time. Word will get around to local social services not to waste resources on him if they can avoid it

He was homeless for a time when he arrived in Spokane. He was sleeping in homeless shelters and ended up getting banned from House of Charity and I think the other was Loaves and fishes. Pioneer Human Services signed him up and placed him at the Phoenix House where he made the video that he finally had an "apt". He was there 3-4 mo, got put in the mental hospital for 10 mo, back to the Phoenix house, now Pioneer Pathway.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

He was homeless for a time when he arrived in Spokane. He was sleeping in homeless shelters and ended up getting banned from House of Charity and I think the other was Loaves and fishes. Pioneer Human Services signed him up and placed him at the Phoenix House where he made the video that he finally had an "apt". He was there 3-4 mo, got put in the mental hospital for 10 mo, back to the Phoenix house, now Pioneer Pathway.

He’s in a different place than Phoenix now I think. He’s definitely not in the same apt as the video. He now has no bathroom.

Phoenix required residents to be in mental health care.

guess new place doesn’t

 

[mothman96]

He’s in a different place than Phoenix now I think. He’s definitely not in the same apt as the video. He now has no bathroom.

Phoenix required residents to be in mental health care.

guess new place doesn’t

Yup, he's now living at Pioneer Pathway House. It is owned by Pioneer Human Services. The county owns The Phoenix House property, Pioneer Human Services administers/runs it as temporary housing (6 mo) for the mentally ill.

 

[ManbearPig]

Cra

Even if it was no way would Crazy Diamond be able to fix Lucas. If anything he’d probably get the Alessi treatment who to be frank has Lucas’ dream stand.

The Floyd song though is about a man who tries to search for the secrets of the universe but ends up getting a mental illness after taking to much drugs. Lucas searches for the secret to teen pussy and does not use drugs to treat his mental illness. Kinda apt in a bizzaro world kinda way.

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Crazy Diamond is my favorite stand. If Lucas were a villain in JoJo he would have a very weak stand who can only affect girls, it would be called Telomeres and his power would involve incapacitating little girls to rape them and turning adult women into children so he can rape them. His stands punch power would be very weak and would be no match for any men. That last thing you described would be his backstory. I wish someone who's good at art would draw a picture of what his stand would look like.