Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


Lucas let me explain these “dings”

1. No one cares that you are an atheist
2. You didn’t get a girlfriend in Olympia so stfu
3. You’re lazy (ftfy)
4. You’re delusional and a pedophile
5. You’re lazy and unhygienic
6. You’re a homophobic, hypocritical racist
7. You are right that it’s unfair that you have bipolar and schizophrenia. It is your fault you won’t treat it.
8. You’re prejudice. I date people who aren’t my exact match on politics. Because I’m an adult. I also do assume intelligence.

You claim you “aren’t perfect” but then made a list of how you are fine and it is others who are the problem. #narcissism
 
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The DDLG Bigots

#DDLG #AgeGapLove #FeelTheWern2020 #Relationships #Bigotry #Prejudice #Discrimination #Ageism #Agephobia #Fertility #Instagram #Patreon Instagram: lucaswerne...
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So the ddlg crowd are age-appropriating bigots now...
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The best part is he said alot more than he intended to in that video and inadvertently admitted his real reason for seeking a ddlg relationship was cause he thought it was an actual 'age gap' community. So he admitted to being predatory and trying to exploit said community for his own ends. He should look into actual age gap communities like NAMBLA. He would fit right in with that one

As usually, everything he does is directly aimed at benefiting him. He only sees people, situations and communities in terms of how they can benefit him or how he can exploit them. Its that attitude that will be his undoing even more than the creeper stuff

EDIT: Yet again, he claims having a patreon account is a job and claims he 'does stand up comedy' and also claims his patreon subscribers would greatly increase if he had a girlfriend (lolwut?)

and my favorite....he literally quotes the definition of insanity. Then completely misses the point and starts ranting about 'you know what aging causes? bread because of yeast' and then goes on about cheese and alcohol again....while ranting in front of a bakery. He also yells at the bakery because he is poor...for some reason

I hate to do yet another edit but something occurred to me on rewatching the video. As soon as he starts talking about the definition of insanity his demeanor changes when he gets to the part about repeating the same actions and for a split second he gets this weird look like he has a glimmer of self awareness dawning on him and then immediately shifts to ranting about bread. Something about that was really unsettling, it reminded me exactly of that crimestop concept they mention in 1984 where a person will automatically and instinctively stop thinking a contradictory thought just before it becomes a thought crime. Its kind of creepy when you take into account he does that while referring to himself as a prole. Theres something just a little too on the nose about it


Ugh another edit to add the latest video. Titles it when hes in college, despite not being in college and at the end says hes in college for some reason, but here are the highlights

- Starts off by using the term 'scientistically' so he just had to make up an absurd term to rationalize his crazy

- Claims 'everything was invented on a chronology, therefore everything was invented at different points therefore being a creeper is totally ok cause the universe wants him to'

- Follows the above up with commenting on the space between a building and a car somehow supporting his claims (for a guy who claims not to be autistic he sure creates alot of nonsensical patters that he obsesses over)

- Claims that since atoms were all created at the same time and people are made of atoms 'we're essentially the same age' so hes totally not a creepy old creeper hitting on 16 year olds cause we're all the same age y'all

- Mutters under his breath ranting about the spaces between things on the street backing him up

- Compares the men young girls date to 'steel reserve' alcohol 'therefore i'm pretty much crown royal' which made me fucking lol so hard I nearly spit out my steak. Way to compare yourself to low budget shit whiskey there lucas


and again, apologies for the constant editing but its better than spamming multiple posts
 
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WonderWino said:
- Claims that since atoms were all created at the same time and people are made of atoms 'we're essentially the same age' so hes totally not a creepy old creeper hitting on 16 year olds cause we're all the same age y'all

- Mutters under his breath ranting about the spaces between things on the street backing him up

- Compares the men young girls date to 'steel reserve' alcohol 'therefore i'm pretty much crown royal' which made me fucking lol so hard I nearly spit out my steak. Way to compare yourself to low budget shit whiskey there lucas

and again, apologies for the constant editing but its better than spamming multiple posts
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In his pedo insanity a little girl would be the "same age" as the pervert freak.
 
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Love the lists he makes to somehow try to illustrate how the existence of both linear time and physical space serve as justifications for chasing jailbait poon. They almost start off as contemplative consideration of the development of the universe and man, or of the infinitely expansive & divisible nature of space itself, before they quickly trail off into just listing whatever's in front of him or whatever random shit pops into his stuttering lizard brain.

"There's chronological sequences and gaps between everything man creates... watches, cars, buildings, glass, concrete, cupcakes, delivery, Thai food, parking lots, cities, pickup trucks, signs(?), Christmas lights, parking meters... so zoomers should fuck me."

"There's space and gaps between everything... atoms, protons, electrons, neutrons, quarks, black holes, that car and that building... so zoomers should fuck me."

As someone who's long been interested in the fascinating permutations of the golden mean in the universe, and of the Hermetic concept of "as above, so below," I would find his bastardizations of them in pursuit of sweet young ovulators to be more offensive were they not so randomly, ignorantly, and inapplicably slapped together by the delusional, blue-balled little brain cells misfiring around his gourd of a skull, completely oblivious to any shortcomings of his own.

Browsing through today's serving of videos, I was struck by a couple sad ironies...

1) Lucas calls his misogynist schizophrenic ramblings "stand up comedy." He calls his Patreon that no one pays into "a job." Both of these characterizations are absurd. However, I would pay fair money to watch him ramble for 5-10 minutes (or more, god willing), on stage at an open mic night.

2) If he was lucid enough (and also not really a legit pedo creeper), Lucas might have been able to develop his quasi-"scientistic" soliloquies to entitlement into some kind of weird performance comedy character that could actually be profitably entertaining.

ETA: I would love to see some other comedian take up the "character" and develop it, and actually get known for it. Lucas would lose his shit. They'd have to be fat dumpy fucks like Lucas to make it work, though.

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They forgot to add his instagram.
 
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This one has all kinds of red flags and i'm pretty sure there was a freudian slip in there, seeing as how it sounded like he said 'if i'm 90 and have a relationship with a 7 year old woman i'm still in a relationship with a young woman.' and then immediately following that up with 'might as well go for the youngest one you can' is concerning
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He thinks he's go to last till 90 and with a child bride. Heck, his diabetes is going to do him in before coming anywhere close to 90 and he'll die alone at that.
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What’s going on with that neck?
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I think his body ate it, leaving his gourd head attached to the shoulders.
Edt: Just saw the spots on his "neck", which looks to be what you meant.
 
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This one has all kinds of red flags and i'm pretty sure there was a freudian slip in there, seeing as how it sounded like he said 'if i'm 90 and have a relationship with a 7 year old woman i'm still in a relationship with a young woman.' and then immediately following that up with 'might as well go for the youngest one you can' is concerning
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I think he meant to say "with a 70-year-old," and his intended point was that he'd still be with someone 20 years younger than him. But, yeah, the rest of the video was creepiness and cringe.

Also, more evidence of Lucas' lack of understanding of the politics he pretends to care about: at the end of the video he was going on about "feel the Bern, Yang Gang, Tulsi Gabbard" -- the sort of Americans who "feel the Bern" or join the "Yang Gang" do NOT like Tulsi Gabbard because, despite being an official Democrat, she often sides with Trump and other Republicans. (She was the one who made headlines for voting "present" at Trump's impeachment, instead of "yes" or "no.")

So even by Lucas-logic standards ("If you like this politician then you HAVE to date me, ladies!"), that comment makes no sense.
 
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All anyone has to do is put him in a situation where he can open up with"Hi, how are you" with a 21 yr old chick. Of course he can't leave out the "bigots" and follows with "you didn't hear that from me, prove it". You give him that situation, you're going to see the "magicalness".
The only "magic" that gonna happen is how fast the girl is going to beat it out of there when she realizes the smelly hobo that said "Hi, how are you" is the infamous predator of Spokane, Lucas Werner. She'll be running away saying " ewww, the pervert creeped on me, ewww".

 
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