Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rogowski]

Seems that Lucas has been rather dull this week, though his upcoming Tinder fails are promising.

You aren’t wrong it’s been the same as always. Shitty takes and recycled memes. Also included comments on his tinder post.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Welcome back to Twitter, you creepy fat fuck.

What're we to make of this? How many of us are Bernie supporters, I wonder.

Lucas Werner on Twitter

“#FeelTheBern2020 #PresidentSanders #BernieSanders #SOFALAW #KiwiFarms”

twitter.com

 

[Da Dude123]

Lol @The guy offering to give Lucas constructive criticism. Nothing pisses Lucas or other Lol cows off worse than someone critiquing them or giving them advice or any remotely negative feedback. Because it is everyone else who is wrong and everyone else is the problem and they don't want to hear any different. True lolcows reject advice and Lucas always tard rages at people who give him friendly advice. He quickly blocks them.

You aren’t wrong it’s been the same as always. Shitty takes and recycled memes. Also included comments on his tinder post.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Funny how he always goes on about how women’s boyfriends have money. He never seems to mention how the women themselves also have more money than Lucas. It’s always “you won’t date me because other guys have more money than me,” and not “you won’t date me because you yourself far out-earn me and don’t want a near-homeless man hanging off you and borrowing money all the time.”

Of course, that’s because a) Lucas doesn’t think women are people and have real jobs that pay well, but instead they all universally depend on a man to pay their bills and feed them, and b) Lucas is trying to lure women in with money by flashing his pathetic EBT card and promising dinners out.

He’s like a bird building a rubbish half-nest out of trash to lure a mate, and when the females ignore him, he screeches about how wanting a nest is horrid and shameful. He also weirdly overlooks all the females building their own, better nests.

Though none of this squares with his previous claims that he wants his future wife to support him by working and he’ll just stay at home all day. I suppose only schizophrenia can bridge that logical disconnect.

 

[Wernology]

You aren’t wrong it’s been the same as always. Shitty takes and recycled memes. Also included comments on his tinder post.

...does he think Bernie Sanders can't afford a car?

I've got some really bad news for him if that's the case.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

There's lots of people on SSI that are in relationships, and women on it have no problem finding men.

To be fair, Lucas was talking about Tinder, and he's mostly right about the many women there that are either looking to dine and dash or chase Chad that's leagues above them.

 

[Da Dude123]

Online dating is a mess and women clearly have the advantage in that arena. Someone like Lucas doesn't have a prayer doing online dating.

I think somewhere back here someone had screenshoted one of Lucas's online dating profiles and it was exactly what you would think it would be. Him saying he only wants to date 18-24 year old women and mentioning telomeres. Yeah, cap that off with his looks and you got zero matches.

There's lots of people on SSI that are in relationships, and women on it have no problem finding men.

To be fair, Lucas was talking about Tinder, and he's mostly right about the many women there that are either looking to dine and dash or chase Chad that's leagues above them.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Online dating is a mess and women clearly have the advantage in that arena. Someone like Lucas doesn't have a prayer doing online dating.

True to the extent that Lucas seeks an 18-24 hottie, and is an impoverished and boring 40 year old creep. The mismatch between his desires, and his qualities, is what makes him noteworthy and dooms him to angry celibacy.

The world is full of lonely, horny, vulnerable people. Someone out there would let Lucas touch them (he does have one confirmed ex, after all). He'll never find them, though, but at least we'll enjoy his hopeless and increasingly desperate search.

 

[WonderWino]

"Hello, I haven't had intercourse in 8 years" is a great icebreaker.

Sounds like lucas is literally trying to pull a george costanza

and it looks like dream catcher pulled the video. i'm not surprised considering several people posted comments pointing out that shes been outed by her own stupidity as not even being anywhere near spokane

if anything she comes off as almost as mental as lucas does

 

[Rescuetoast]

True to the extent that Lucas seeks an 18-24 hottie, and is an impoverished and boring 40 year old creep. The mismatch between his desires, and his qualities, is what makes him noteworthy and dooms him to angry celibacy.

The world is full of lonely, horny, vulnerable people. Someone out there would let Lucas touch them (he does have one confirmed ex, after all). He'll never find them, though, but at least we'll enjoy his hopeless and increasingly desperate search.

To be completely fair, that relationship started back when he was still passably okay mentally. His brain has been steadily Swiss-cheesing itself since then, but back then he was able to at least sort of be a semi functional human.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Sounds like lucas is literally trying to pull a george costanza

and it looks like dream catcher pulled the video. i'm not surprised considering several people posted comments pointing out that shes been outed by her own stupidity as not even being anywhere near spokane

if anything she comes off as almost as mental as lucas does

Does it honestly matter? Unless she has done something to you, in which case fairs. She makes content that upsets Lucas enough to occasionally bitch about her and regularly comment on, which enables people to destroy him in the comments section since he can't disable hers. It's a win win for entertainment

You aren’t wrong it’s been the same as always. Shitty takes and recycled memes. Also included comments on his tinder post.

"I'm a good person" even you know that's not true Lucas, your own family wants nothing to do with you because of how awful you are.

I know he's trolling, but asking Lucas if he wants advice is just a dumb way to get blocked. Honestly surprised he hasn't managed to reach some sort of block list cap

 

[WonderWino]

Does it honestly matter? Unless she has done something to you, in which case fairs. She makes content that upsets Lucas enough to occasionally bitch about her and regularly comment on, which enables people to destroy him in the comments section since he can't disable hers. It's a win win for entertainment

Its not about me, or the entertainment value. Lucas has a violent, unstable temper and serious mental problems and dream catcher fits his criteria of the kind of person who he both obsesses over and hates the most. It might be alright for now but as the years go on he is going to become worse and more unstable, and deliberately provoking and fucking with mentally unhinged people tends to have a history of not ending well for everyone involved. Not to mention that kind of behavior tends to reflect on sites like this, regardless of whether it should. The hands off don't provoke them rule exists for a reason. To prevent incidents and unwanted attention, namely unwanted legal attention

Not that I expect such with lucas but people like dream catcher would be wise not to underestimate what a person is capable of under the right circumstances if you push them far enough. Entertainment value or not supporting that kind of behavior will inevitably lead to something unpleasant happen to someone. Probably not involving lucas, someone nonetheless. Leaving such people to their own devices to fuck up their own lives is better for everybody

 

[Rogowski]

More updates and a video to boot. My favorite is the post crying about how Bernie Sanders needs to be elected to put an end to rappers, completely oblivious to the fact that one of Bernie’s biggest celebrity supporters is Killer Mike who makes up one half of the rap duo Run The Jewels.

 

[JuniperFalls]

More updates and a video to boot. My favorite is the post crying about how Bernie Sanders needs to be elected to put an end to rappers, completely oblivious to the fact that one of Bernie’s biggest celebrity supporters is Killer Mike who makes up one half of the rap duo Run The Jewels.

Yeah, ladies! Don't date a sexist dude with money -- date a sexist dude with MRSA and an EBT card! (What women's dating preferences have to do with Sanders' political polling numbers is a mystery for the reader to resolve.)

 

[dirtydeanna96]

More updates and a video to boot. My favorite is the post crying about how Bernie Sanders needs to be elected to put an end to rappers, completely oblivious to the fact that one of Bernie’s biggest celebrity supporters is Killer Mike who makes up one half of the rap duo Run The Jewels.

Stop talking about nine-year-old girls, Lucas.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Its not about me, or the entertainment value. Lucas has a violent, unstable temper and serious mental problems and dream catcher fits his criteria of the kind of person who he both obsesses over and hates the most. It might be alright for now but as the years go on he is going to become worse and more unstable, and deliberately provoking and fucking with mentally unhinged people tends to have a history of not ending well for everyone involved. Not to mention that kind of behavior tends to reflect on sites like this, regardless of whether it should. The hands off don't provoke them rule exists for a reason. To prevent incidents and unwanted attention, namely unwanted legal attention

Not that I expect such with lucas but people like dream catcher would be wise not to underestimate what a person is capable of under the right circumstances if you push them far enough. Entertainment value or not supporting that kind of behavior will inevitably lead to something unpleasant happen to someone. Probably not involving lucas, someone nonetheless. Leaving such people to their own devices to fuck up their own lives is better for everybody

You're underestimating how much of a coward Lucas is irl. Probably a good thing she lives several states away from him, though I don't think he will ever obsess over her though. If anything the only person he seems to obsess over currently is Walter Fate, since he's still salty over the video series.

Lucas has already made every attempt to blame his problems on this site, and the general view of Kiwifarms is pretty poor anyway, so Lucas going berserk isn't going to really be what changes anything, not that anyone actually wants him to start attacking people and telling the cops Kiwifarms made him do it. If anything is going to provoke Lucas it will likely either be him reaching the 10+ year mark, or another incident in Spokane like at Starbucks. Realistically I suspect Lucas will probably just kill himself slowly with obesity and alcohol without ever lashing out and that'll be it.

More updates and a video to boot. My favorite is the post crying about how Bernie Sanders needs to be elected to put an end to rappers, completely oblivious to the fact that one of Bernie’s biggest celebrity supporters is Killer Mike who makes up one half of the rap duo Run The Jewels.

I like how Lucas doesn't even try to recognise how bad he makes atheists or Bernie supporters look. Not that they usually have a good image online, but still

 

[Fatal Walter]

That was just the weirdest take on that picture. To Lucas, Epstein is proof every politician is a child molester somehow.

Edit: Oh wait, that's one of his weird imgflip memes that he doesn't cut the watermark off of. Point still stands.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

That was just the weirdest take on that picture. To Lucas, Epstein is proof every politician is a child molester somehow.

Edit: Oh wait, that's one of his weird imgflip memes that he doesn't cut the watermark off of. Point still stands.

To be fair, a decent number of them likely are. But Lucas is a fat and unsuccessful Epstein so it's a moot point

 

[Rogowski]

A weirder take would be his recent “If you wear a business suit you’re probably a peodphile” post.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Lucas acts like there's something WRONG with wanting to date a dude with money, can get a car, credit card, etc. It's not really cool to date someone only for their money unless they're in on it too, but most people like their life partners to have a bit of maturity and stability. Even if they get SSI, knowing how to manage it shows maturity. Lucas has the mental age of the children he wants to fuck.