Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Youtube glitched on me and now all I can hear is Lucas narrating Chopped, only he wouldn't exactly have any idea what the hell he's talking about and would go off on rants about the oligarchy, hypocrite women who won't fuck him, and all the baskets would be bottom shelf liquor, taco bell, and anything he'd managed to shove into his pockets at one of the homeless shelters he eats at.

Or ingredients to make dishes like the ones he posts, such as cucumbers covered in melted cheese.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Lucas acts like there's something WRONG with wanting to date a dude with money, can get a car, credit card, etc. It's not really cool to date someone only for their money unless they're in on it too, but most people like their life partners to have a bit of maturity and stability. Even if they get SSI, knowing how to manage it shows maturity. Lucas has the mental age of the children he wants to fuck.

He just doesn't realize most men have traits other than money and a car. While Lucas doesn't have those things either, he clings to them because he can physically see them

The fact that men might attract women with their personalities is a foreign concept to him

 

[Am_Shaegar]

What is with that chin-flicking thing he does at the end of videos as of late?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What is with that chin-flicking thing he does at the end of videos as of late?

He's cool. He don't give a (flicks chin) about us.

Duh.

 

[BowlOfDick]

What is with that chin-flicking thing he does at the end of videos as of late?

Dispersing flakes of MRSA skin over everyone.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

To Lucas, Epstein is proof every politician is a child molester somehow.

Epstein was pretty Dem-leaning too, I thought politics was Good Dems vs. Bad Reps in the binary brain of Lucas.

His anti-pedo stuff is the Male Feminist Ally wolf in sheep's clothing tactic that people see right through.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He's cool. He don't give a (flicks chin) about us.

Duh.

The whole video is just half-remembered "cool guy things" cobbled together.
"Take it up with Bernie!"
Take WHAT up with Bernie?
Like the fact that he has no plans to pay for any of his social programs?
Everybody in the last debate did that, and roasted him, does he even watch them?
Probably not, the fartbox isn't wired for it.
I'm no Bloomberg supporter but his line about "America's biggest socialist is a millionaire with three houses." has to activate some kind of cognitive dissonance in that gourd-head of his.
Then again, this is the same hypocritical goofball who thinks "Give me a million dollars and I'll give half to the homeless and keep the rest, that means I'm a socialist and a good person."

 

[JuniperFalls]

His anti-pedo stuff is the Male Feminist Ally wolf in sheep's clothing tactic that people see right through.

Combined with a heaping pile of what Freud called "projection."

 

[Fatal Walter]

A million dollars is way too reasonable for Lucas. He wanted a billion, of course.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

He just doesn't realize most men have traits other than money and a car. While Lucas doesn't have those things either, he clings to them because he can physically see them

The fact that men might attract women with their personalities is a foreign concept to him

This is because his personality is the shittiest thing about him amd he thinks all men are as stupid and pedoy as he is.

 

[Rescuetoast]

he was so proud of this post he had to screenshot it and post it to Instagram too. With a non relevant hashtag because of course it has a non relevant hashtag (on a private account nonetheless).

 

[Wernology]

he was so proud of this post he had to screenshot it and post it to Instagram too. With a non relevant hashtag because of course it has a non relevant hashtag (on a private account nonetheless).
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For someone who wants to bag a Gen Z woman he sure doesn't know how to use words properly. I'm older than him and even I know that's not what a glow up is.

He's one gray band shirt and a skateboard away from being a creepy version of Steve Buscemi.

If he wanted to glow up, he'd stay on meds and work on his personality but we all know that's not going to happen.

 

[Rescuetoast]

For someone who wants to bag a Gen Z woman he sure doesn't know how to use words properly. I'm older than him and even I know that's not what a glow up is.

He's one gray band shirt and a skateboard away from being a creepy version of Steve Buscemi.

If he wanted to glow up, he'd stay on meds and work on his personality but we all know that's not going to happen.

Schizophrenic isn’t even an insult. It’s just aN unfortunate thing that happens to you. Plenty of people with schizophrenia have pretty normal lives. Lucas just takes offense to it because he won’t get his shit together.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

he was so proud of this post he had to screenshot it and post it to Instagram too. With a non relevant hashtag because of course it has a non relevant hashtag (on a private account nonetheless).
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Lucas doesn't understand drugs, does he? He's accused "bigots" alternately of using meth, crack, and heroin....all by way of saying he doesn't comprehend their behavior. He seems to think all hard drugs affect behavior the same.

He seems to want mention of something like PCP, something associated with crazy behavior.

Hey Lucas, crack baby methhead heroin addicts get laid more often than you.

 

[WonderWino]

So, more videos have been coming out

He literally said there will be a blue tsunami when bernie wins the nomination after march 3 and then will 'go on and kick trumps ass....because anyone who thinks bernie won't kick trumps ass is fooling themselves. bernie is going to fucking kick trumps ass' also 'the classism when bernie is in power... nuh uh'

He also thinks bernie flies coach. Fucking lol

Tons of ranting about age gap relationships as well

He totally doesn't want trump to die....just go to jail for his crimes

He also goes on about bible quotes, even claims the bible says that grey haired men are righteous from years of experience. You heard that right, the bible says little girls should fuck lucas. Even says 'if you're christian dating an older guy is definitely promoted by the bible' and then starts ranting about cock blocking

Hes turning into that meme where the dumbass goes on about how atheist they are and doesn't care about the bible but quotes it to get you to do what they want

Claims that 'if you don't support bernie or democratic socialism you're useless to me' Holy narcissism batman

'If you can't hook me up we're not friends, you're a clone idiot and nobody likes you!'

He's also apparently on something called clover, which i've never heard of

'Even if your dude is 21 and i'm 40 I assure you i'm way more mature than he is'.......says the guy who lives in a one room flophouse with no toilet and has an EBT card

'I'm 40, I have grey hair. If you're a chick and you're dating a guy without grey hair you're not dating a righteous dude according to the bible

He is literally saying the bible tells little giris to date him

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's so useless. Now he's saying that the Bible is telling you to sleep with him because he's got gray hair. For someone who claims to be an atheist, Lucas has been quoting the Bible more than the Christian people I know.
It obviously indicates that he's been spending more time in the Free Church services which sponsor all the free food he loves to take advantage of.

 

[Free the Pedos]

So, more videos have been coming out

He literally said there will be a blue tsunami when bernie wins the nomination after march 3 and then will 'go on and kick trumps ass....because anyone who thinks bernie won't kick trumps ass is fooling themselves. bernie is going to fucking kick trumps ass' also 'the classism when bernie is in power... nuh uh'

He also thinks bernie flies coach. Fucking lol

Tons of ranting about age gap relationships as well

He totally doesn't want trump to die....just go to jail for his crimes

He also goes on about bible quotes, even claims the bible says that grey haired men are righteous from years of experience. You heard that right, the bible says little girls should fuck lucas. Even says 'if you're christian dating an older guy is definitely promoted by the bible' and then starts ranting about cock blocking

Hes turning into that meme where the dumbass goes on about how atheist they are and doesn't care about the bible but quotes it to get you to do what they want

Claims that 'if you don't support bernie or democratic socialism you're useless to me' Holy narcissism batman

'If you can't hook me up we're not friends, you're a clone idiot and nobody likes you!'

He's also apparently on something called clover, which i've never heard of

'Even if your dude is 21 and i'm 40 I assure you i'm way more mature than he is'.......says the guy who lives in a one room flophouse with no toilet and has an EBT card

'I'm 40, I have grey hair. If you're a chick and you're dating a guy without grey hair you're not dating a righteous dude according to the bible

He is literally saying the bible tells little giris to date him

Lucas, why are you so dumb?

Proverbs 16:31: "Gray hair is a crown of splendor; it is attained in the way of righteousness." Meaning that we honor older people for their wisdom and life experience.

Psalm 33:5: "The Lord loves righteousness and justice; the earth is full of his unfailing love." This verse does not mean "9 year olds should have sex with Lucas Werner."

 

[Nobleman]

The only verse in the Bible that describes Lucas is this:

“Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample themunder their feet, and turn again and rend you.”

 

[mothman96]

Note to Lucas: You are far, far from living a godly life. In your case, the gray hair in no way is a sign of righteousness. Your horrible, miserable life is a reflection of what you are, horrible and wicked. You will live in Incel-doom until you die.

Proverbs 16:31 NLT
Gray hair is a crown of glory; it is gained by living a godly life.

Proverbs 16:31 Gray hair is a crown of glory; it is gained by living a godly life. | New Living Translation (NLT) | Download The Bible App Now

Gray hair is a crown of glory; it is gained by living a godly life.

www.bible.com

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So gray hair is the reward for a Godly life, not proof of being Godly in and of itself. Typical Lucas misunderstanding, favoring himself of course.

Also, from the Super Tuesday video: Lucas mispronounces Amy Klobuchar's last name as "Claw-blocker". Did she block your claws AND your cock, Lucas?

Just another classic Lucas idiocy. Don't even listen to his thick brain trying to get past " Quinnipiac", as in the polling company.