Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TelemeresDaddy69]

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Lucas as he steps onto his mother's front lawn "look at what you have made"

 

[Fatal Walter]

He's closer to being handsome than he is to being smart and I know he thinks he's both.

 

[Wernology]

He's closer to being handsome than he is to being smart and I know he thinks he's both.

I would honestly love to see him debate anyone on religion.

Preferably someone with an equally full of bad takes interpretations of bible verses, like some 60 year old housewife who posts nothing but unironic Christian memes to facebook or something, but it might be funnier to see him go up against a biblical scholar and watch his ego be shredded before he inevitably falls into screaming obscenities at them.

 

[Rogowski]

One family member had a piece of land that was in prime & rezoned commercial development area along a busy highway that the closest city was slowly encroaching onto and even with that, for the 12 acres he owned, he only got about $350k. Was nice for him to retire with somewhere else, but hardly enough to make someone set for life.

Hypothetically speaking let’s say Lucas did get a chunk of land from inheritance and sold it for 350K.
How long would he make that money last and what kind of dumbass shit would he buy? We all know he wouldn’t set any of the money aside for tax season and would end up getting buttfucked by the IRS.

 

[Wernology]

Hypothetically speaking let’s say Lucas did get a chunk of land from inheritance and sold it for 350K.
How long would he make that money last and what kind of dumbass shit would he buy? We all know he wouldn’t set any of the money aside for tax season and would end up getting buttfucked by the IRS.

He'd probably do some mail order bride thing then be baffled when she divorced him the instant she got her green card.

Or, more accurately, he'd end up pulling a Ceaser from 90 Day Fiance: Send some alleged hot young zoomer chick from Ukraine all of it while she came up with excuses every time as to why she "missed her flight" to fly over to Washington and meet him and being confused as to why because she said she loved him and wanted to meet him.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Hypothetically speaking let’s say Lucas did get a chunk of land from inheritance and sold it for 350K.
How long would he make that money last and what kind of dumbass shit would he buy? We all know he wouldn’t set any of the money aside for tax season and would end up getting buttfucked by the IRS.

Best case scenario for Lucas would be one of his family members gets power of attorney over his part of the inheritance money and helps set him up in a stable living situation while parsing out the rest of the money at regular intervals to get food and amenities just like he had going before this round of homelessness.

Best case scenario for us is he gets handed a hundred thousand, no strings attached, and we enjoy the hilarious saga of his reckless spending and wacky schemes to land his Gen Z prize as he pretends to be a rich playboy who finally has a credit card.

 

[Da Dude123]

I bet Lucas has been written out of the will completely and will continue to be a ragman who makes videos mooing about hating Christians while they keep him alive with their generosity. And of course what bigots all the 18 year old girls are. I bet he gets nothing at all.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Let's make a comprehensive list of the reasons why Lucas will die alone. A handy reference to keep his many shortcomings organized. I'll start:

1. Domestic violence history
2. Fat, balding and unattractive
3. Hobo
4. Schizo
5. Targets "18" to 24 year old hotties at age 40
5. Anger issues
6. Creepy
7. Broke. No job, no prospects, no experience
8. EBT > Visa?
9. Smells bad
10. Tells people the last time he had sex early in conversation, like an intro
11. Stupid
12. MRSA
13. Limp micro dick!
14. Admits casually he's into anal torture and fisting
15. Infamous in Spokane
16. Notorious for the Starbucks incident, which blew up because he tried to rally people to his side.
17. Doesn't learn from his mistakes
18. No friends or family
19. Rants about things he doesn't understand
20. Smug
21. Delusional
22. Speaks in gibberish
23. Bad cook
24. Diabetes
25. Won't take medication or participate in therapy
26. Afraid of talking to women
27. Desperate
28. Inexperienced. Only ever dated Suzanne, his one sexual partner
29. Pedo

I bet we can get to 100 at least

Eta:


30. massive misogynist
31. Fedora tipping angry atheist
32. Batman pantaloonies
33. Racist
34. Homophobic, fegget
35. Gets drunk on cheap, bottom-shelf booze
36. Urinates into kitchen sinks
37. massive misandrist
38. narcissist
39. pathological liar

 

[AbraCadaver]

Let's make a comprehensive list of the reasons why Lucas will die alone. A handy reference to keep his many shortcomings organized. I'll start:

1. Domestic violence history
2. Fat, balding and unattractive
3. Hobo
4. Schizo
5. Targets "18" to 24 year old hotties at age 40
5. Anger issues
6. Creepy
7. Broke. No job, no prospects, no experience
8. EBT > Visa?
9. Smells bad
10. Tells people the last time he had sex early in conversation, like an intro
11. Stupid
12. MRSA
13. Limp micro dick!
14. Admits casually he's into anal torture and fisting
15. Infamous in Spokane
16. Notorious for the Starbucks incident, which blew up because he tried to rally people to his side.
17. Doesn't learn from his mistakes
18. No friends or family
19. Rants about things he doesn't understand
20. Smug
21. Delusional
22. Speaks in gibberish
23. Bad cook
24. Diabetes
25. Won't take medication or participate in therapy
26. Afraid of talking to women
27. Desperate
28. Inexperienced. Only ever dated Suzanne, his one sexual partner
29. Pedo

I bet we can get to 100 at least

You forgot “massive misogynist”, “fedora tipping angry atheist” and “Batman pantaloonies.”

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm always a little on-the-fence about how much is the crazy and how much is the grandiose self-entitled asshole but Lucas is showing a lot of the former now.

I think the thing saving him from being institutionalized by law enforcement (jail) or doctors (nut ward) right now is that both are doing anything they can to avoid taking custody of anyone unless it's immediately necessary.

 

[Wernology]

You forgot “massive misogynist”, “fedora tipping angry atheist” and “Batman pantaloonies.”

As well as racist (remember when his flip switched from "I loooove black girls!" to "I don't like black girls, they're too loud and aggressive, what I really love are Asian chicks because they're so cute and small and submissive!"?) and homophobic, with the latter being expressed in such oddly specific ways that it ends up sounding like he really just wants to be raw-dogged by a dude wearing nothing but a flatbill hat who does nothing but shout random Gen Z slang at him for the duration.

 

[Big Nasty]

You forgot “massive misogynist”, “fedora tipping angry atheist” and “Batman pantaloonies.”

Also "Gets drunk on cheap, bottom-shelf booze" and "Urinates into kitchen sinks".

 

[Particle Bored]

I bet Lucas has been written out of the will completely and will continue to be a ragman who makes videos mooing about hating Christians while they keep him alive with their generosity. And of course what bigots all the 18 year old girls are. I bet he gets nothing at all.

That's only if his parents are Christian. If they're not, and he's written out, I expect the object of his ire would change real fast.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Lucas doesn't need to look younger. Honestly, he's not an ugly guy. He has good facial features. If he stopped being a fat dirty slob, he'd be above average. The main problem is his broken brain, of course. That's hard for me to admit as an incel, but Lucas is an educational inspiration in stop being re.tarded.

He kinda is ugly though. Without all the filters on his photos, Lucas looks like shit. Even if he cut his hair and lost weight, he'd look average at best. But arguing about is pointless since we both know he'll never lose the weight, and it's very unlikely he'll cut the hair since he needs it with his filters to keep trying to avoid looking his age

"I might be 40, but I have face smooth filters and a mullet to pretend I'm half that age"
Even in the photos he badly edits to catfish people into believing he is handsome, he still comes off as a creepy uncle/pedophile

 

[mothman96]

That's only if his parents are Christian. If they're not, and he's written out, I expect the object of his ire would change real fast.

Lucas has said his father is athiest. In a resentful way, he's talked about his mom bringing up God when he was young(er). Now his parents know Lucas is completely incompetent. He can't manage money, can't keep a roof over his head, etc. and is dependent on the gov't to do everything for him. He's getting SSI and free medical. Considering his incompetence, they'd more likely think the best place for him is for the gov't to continue supporting him. If he comes into money (inheritance), it could mean loss of benefits.

Add he's a massive misandrist, narcissist, pathological liar to the list.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Lucas has said his father is athiest. In a resentful way, he's talked about his mom bringing up God when he was young(er). Now his parents know Lucas is completely incompetent. He can't manage money, can't keep a roof over his head, etc. and is dependent on the gov't to do everything for him. He's getting SSI and free medical. Considering his incompetence, they'd more likely think the best place for him is for the gov't to continue supporting him. If he comes into money (inheritance), it could mean loss of benefits.

Add he's a massive misandrist, narcissist, pathological liar to the list.

According to Lucas narcissists withhold affection, love, and sex from him to diminish his self esteem/confidence, purely because zoomer women don't want Lucas to know how amazing he is. Really zoomers are all just jealous of him and his long telomeres, so they have to make Lucas feel inadequate, and that his hair is falling out

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"I might be 40, but I have face smooth filters and a mullet to pretend I'm half that age"
Even in the photos he badly edits to catfish people into believing he is handsome, he still comes off as a creepy uncle/pedophile

He looks like he's going to be fifty this year.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas has said his father is athiest. In a resentful way, he's talked about his mom bringing up God when he was young(er). Now his parents know Lucas is completely incompetent. He can't manage money, can't keep a roof over his head, etc. and is dependent on the gov't to do everything for him. He's getting SSI and free medical. Considering his incompetence, they'd more likely think the best place for him is for the gov't to continue supporting him. If he comes into money (inheritance), it could mean loss of benefits.

Add he's a massive misandrist, narcissist, pathological liar to the list.

There's legal ways around that where one can keep SSI benefits while inheriting. A special trust which Lucas can only take money for necessary things like a house, vehicle, education, even vacations. Of course, Lucas would have to behave and not get arrested, etc...

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Edgy Easter Fatty

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Edgy Easter Fatty

More loving than Jesus? Damn creeper, all that profanity and slurs could have fooled me. Pretty sure Jesus wasn't a homeless schizo who tried grooming teen girls. I'll take a guy whipping people over a fat ogre trying to molest kids any day though

I'm actually kinda impressed he's finally going after Muslims and Jews too now, even if it out of a r(etarded) idea they're also secretly Christians.