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These assholes ALWAYS say that about Asian women and it's anything but true. Wait til he gets his rent-a-chink and her dragonlady mother moves in....
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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He's in for a really fucking rude awakening and has clearly never known any woman with any sort of familial background from anywhere in Asia outside of porn.
The place I live has a huge Laotian, Thai, and Chinese population; they're the largest three non-white demographics in the area, and I don't think I've met any of those women who could not go toe to toe with damn near anyone, especially if you did something as stupid as expect them to be meek, obedient, and silent.
God-he-doesn't-believe-in help him if he ever asks someone who is clearly not Chinese if she's Chinese. She might actually kill him with the look he'd get alone. Hell, he'd need the same help asking a Chinese woman if she's Chinese (or worse, Japanese) because that usually will get a, "Oh so you think all Asian looking women are Chinese huh?" response.
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Mike Hunt
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When's the last time he even made an effort to reach out to his dad and just catch up with him? If it has been ages since Lucas last did that (if at all) and his dad wrote a will in the time that passed since, Werner Sr. is probably more inclined to leave his possessions to the children who do keep in touch.
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That's not even how it works. It's pesticides killing domesticated honey bees and invasive killer bees + disease taking out native anti-social bees.
He's just bitching about people driving cars because he doesn't have one.
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Homeless Lucas produces the best tard cum, but at the same time, he's arguably the most dangerous. He's fine for now because of the quarantine keeping the vast majority of the population away from him wandering about the streets. Still, I'd dread to imagine what will happen when the parks, schools, restaurants, and so on reopen. Lucas with a roof over his head at the bare minimum is like a shutin half the time.
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He'll be lurking behind trashcans leering at groups of young women until someone notices and beats the shit out of him, I'd bet.
That may be why the police has been telling him to move along. He stakes out a place from where he can stalk/leer at young women till the police come by and tell him to move along.
WonderWino
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If thats whats happening and he keeps doing it its only a matter of time before he gets himself arrested for pissing them off by forcing them to repeatedly tell him to stop doing that, especially with the whole pandemic situation. Either that or a rather large fine for not following the guidelines and acting like a public health risk
Oh boy would that ever make him blow his top to be given a large fine for his creepy behavior. He'd lose his shit at the idea of getting fined and have it on record that he was fined for skulking around like that. It would be yet another strike against his ever getting a zoomer of his own and in such a way that he couldn't hand wave it as 'that happened years ago and you're still holding it against me! you better forgive me christians!'
Not that he wouldn't try to bs the reasons as 'it was just cause I wasn't practicing social distancing enough....' but you can bet he'd lose his shit when called on it
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Here's the deal: Lucas will pay you to date him or find him a date....if the girl likes him.
He literally offers to pay a girl for sex. $100 per month.
" If you're a good actress, that's fine. At least I'll have had some sex."
Sounds legit.
So he's looking for a girl willing to become his prostitute for $100 per month. Isn't he breaking some form of law with that?
WonderWino
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So....
First it was 'i'll give you a burrito if you go on a date with me when you turn 16'
Then it was 'if you go on a date with me i'll give you $1000'
Then it was 'If you find a woman for me i'll give you shit quality booze if you bring her to my fartbox and help get her drink then gtfo so I can do as I please without any witnesses'
Then it was 'if you find a woman for me i'll give you $100'
Then it was 'if you find a woman for me i'll give you $100 eventually...if I think she likes me...give me your address and i'll mail it to you
Then it was 'if you go on a date with me i'll give you $100'
Then it was 'if you go on a date with me i'll give you $100 if I think you like me'
Now its 'if you go on a date with me i'll give you $100 in a week or so if I think you like me....and $100 a month for having sex with me and pretending to be my girlfriend'
Yeah.....he it TOTALLY not a predator at all. This will totally end well for him at some point
mothman96 said:
Probably falls under solicitation of prostitution considering he specifically says 'i'll give you money to have sex with me' which is soliciting in most states, including washington
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Can I has $100, lucaswerner79?
WonderWino
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Lucas is in luck, this one has a $100 special
Also fucking LOL at the fact I recognized one of the women on there as a nutjob former friend of my fiance from when she lived in the area. Doesn't surprise me a bit
and double LOL at several of them posting 'COVID19 free' as if whores actually get tested for that and would be given tests when there are a shortage
Only in his twisted rutting animal one track mind:
Lucas said:
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Hey, come on there.
According to Professor Werner, Covid-19 IS a sexually transmitted disease... basically "Super AIDS".
Better double bag it.
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You can tell Lucas reads this thread because he changed his shirt. Still didn’t shower though.
WonderWino
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'At the library there are alot of age gap relationships going on, between women that are like 18 and guys that are like 40 or 50 that are not like the best looking guys but women usually go for kindness'
....What? Yeah i'm sure there are all kinds of 18 year old girls hooking up with 40 and 50 year old men at the fucking public library lucas. This pretty much cements the fact that its a literal delusion that he is seeing this stuff going on around him literally wherever he goes. Sees it 'all around spokane' and in his old building and at the homeless shelter. Its the schitzo talking, hes legit having visual and audio hallucinations of 'greybeards' and teen girls all over the place.
...and he claims the food he 'gave to the homeless' was 'expensive food' cause dollar store pep sticks are expensive right
'Shes probably a christian if shes a white girl' cause lucas has apparently no understanding how much of the black community is big on christianity. Apparently only white people are christians
'..But i don't see hot college chicks lining up at the library or the HOC looking to meet guys cause they mostly date their economic class or above!' Except didn't you just claim you saw 18 year olds hooking up with old men all over the library lucas? Whats the matter, can't keep your lies straight?
He claims hes a '250lb guy' which i'm calling huge bs on. Either he is short as shit, which we know he isn't, or he weighs a hell of alot more than that. ffs i'm 6' and 240 and i'm mostly fit and don't look anywhere near fucking morbidly obese like lucas. Granted I exercise, ski and do a shit ton of outdoor stuff and logging but still, i'm not buying that horseshit for a second
Claims he hasn't taken insulin in two years 'because I wanted to die so I stopped taking the insulin'
He went out of his way to point out his its 'political issues' that mostly trigger him (LOL sure, its lack of a teen girlfriend and you know it) and how he 'hasn't gotten kicked out of the place where he is now (not going to mention the last place then?) 'at least not yet....maybe something will trigger me that will get me kicked out' (that sounds like a freudian slip and a subtle reference to what happened when he got kicked out of his fart box)
Claims there are lots of guys at the shelter that have girlfriends but go around calling women bitches and how 'its a problem for me' cause it reflects on him as he will be seen as a misogynist (hello narcissism, way to make something that has literally nothing to do with you entirely about you, not that it happened anyway)
He actually used the phrase 'i'm not a glassisist' referring to not liking 'fat women with glasses that are rude to me' and started beating on his chest repeatedly like a gorilla while making demands for what he wants in a woman. hes also doing weird shit with his eyes while he beats on his chest more and more and his speech gets faster and more disorganized
Another 'i'll give you $100 to let me take you to dinner to steamplant' which appears to be his new favorite restaurant
Speaking of which, here is the menu:
Looks like over priced, tacky, over seasoned and hipster themed food, with a surprisingly large amount of melted cheese on things. Which explains why lucas likes it so much
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Lucas.
Lucas.
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To get the girl...you must become the girl.
Troon out and become a lesbian. Then you can guilt lesbians into having sex with you. Bonus: they don’t like dick, so you don’t have to worry about them finding your dick inadequate. They’ll be down to fist all night! And you already have your hair grown out long so you’re halfway there!
Don’t even worry about surgery. Don’t change a thing about your body. Just call your dick a girldick and lesbians will have to date you, else they’ll be kicked out of their community for being an anti-trans bigoted TERF.
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Lucas.
A lot of poorer white guys with receding hairlines have figured out how to get young girls to date them. This website is full of their chronicles.
To get the girl...you must become the girl.
Troon out and become a lesbian. Then you can guilt lesbians into having sex with you. Bonus: they don’t like dick, so you don’t have to worry about them finding your dick inadequate. They’ll be down to fist all night! And you already have your hair grown out long so you’re halfway there!
Don’t even worry about surgery. Don’t change a thing about your body. Just call your dick a girldick and lesbians will have to date you, else they’ll be kicked out of their community for being an anti-trans bigoted TERF.
This works, and has worked for thousands of men. Trust me.
Prior to the library, he was at the House of Charity. Now I'm wondering if he's at the library because he did something at HOC that made him persona non grata.