Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:
There's legal ways around that where one can keep SSI benefits while inheriting. A special trust which Lucas can only take money for necessary things like a house, vehicle, education, even vacations. Of course, Lucas would have to behave and not get arrested, etc...
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I'm still leaning towards he's not getting anything. This is not the first time he's been homeless. He's talked about nearly freezing in winter out in the streets . His mother and stepdad don't look like they are hurting for money, neither does his dad and stepmother. Knowing just how bad their son is, they've let him be.
 
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mothman96 said:
There's legal ways around that where one can keep SSI benefits while inheriting. A special trust which Lucas can only take money for necessary things like a house, vehicle, education, even vacations. Of course, Lucas would have to behave and not get arrested, etc...
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I'm still leaning towards he's not getting anything. This is not the first time he's been homeless. He's talked about nearly freezing in winter out in the streets . His mother and stepdad don't look like they are hurting for money, neither does his dad and stepmother. Knowing just how bad their son is, they've let him be.
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I seriously doubt anyone is looking to help Lucas, he'd be bragging about how his family still loves him since they helped him out, kinda like he did when they sent him a food voucher for his birthday but stopped when Christmas came around since they refused to gift him anything due to his behaviour. He's on his own now, and he's only going to get worse with no friends or family support
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Edgy Easter Fatty
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I kinda want to see him wearing a shirt that says "Pilate did nothing wrong!"

Admittedly, if he really was aiming for comedy, all of his complete and utter misunderstandings of the bible did make me laugh, especially the insisting that christ deserved crucifixtion for trashing a temple and killing a tree without a license or permit because the idea of the temple trashing being cool as long as jesus had a permit to do it, and the idea of jesus going to some roman office to apply for said permit and having to fill out forms for it is a pretty good mental image.

The bit where he was implying god should have tried to negotiate with the pharaoh instead of sending plagues that escalated from sort of a weird inconvenience to "right, I tried to be nice, now it's killing time" like the whole point of that story wasn't that god had done that several times via moses and the pharaoh just sort of told him to go fuck himself until it escalated into "this has now personally affected me, so fine, leave," was pretty good too.
 
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mothman96 said:
I'm still leaning towards he's not getting anything. This is not the first time he's been homeless. He's talked about nearly freezing in winter out in the streets . His mother and stepdad don't look like they are hurting for money, neither does his dad and stepmother. Knowing just how bad their son is, they've let him be.
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Fascinated by his alienation from his family. There's got to be a fascinating story, and we don't know it all.

What kind of history do you have to have with your own child to leave them penniless on the streets, with no aid, and no interest in their problems? Sometimes this might because of abusive parents. But in Lucas's case exhaustion is more likely. He earned it.

We know his family supported him at various points in the past. We know that they now have absolutely nothing to do with him. He must have burned them, let them down, taken advantage of them, sperged at them, shouted at them, and abused them time and time again. Gratitude is alien to the fat fuck.

I fear that this period of Lucas's life is not very well documented, and there's a lot of great content Is there. I hope that future Wernologists can flesh out our understanding of the subject.
 
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Also, this thing about Jesus not having a permit to enter the synagogue and whip the Jews, Lucas is parroting someone else's argument. Whatever friend he discussed this with, put these ideas in his head. Lucas is such an empty-headed idiot and he is so influenced by the thoughts and opinions of people around him. I guess it's because he never talks to anyone so when he actually does, their words resonate inside of him for the next week, month, longer?

Also: Lucas is better than Jesus because he Advocates pedophilia. Now you know.

Edit: God had to be reminded what children not to kill by having his door painted. God's door. His front door. You haven't seen it? It's white? Has a doorknocker shaped like a cross? Yeah, he wanted it painted blood red for Passover. Those day laborers in Heaven did a bang-up job.
God leaves his house to get some cigarettes, sees the "wet paint" sign as he's leaving, and says: "Fuckme! Gotta call The Angel of Death before I forget!"

Idiot.
 
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Why did Lucas only make one video today, so far? I 100% guarantee Lucas is currently filling his gut with free food that Christians have donated on this Easter to the homeless population of Spokane.

Actually, if you pay attention, Lucas's video making schedule lines up with the free food everyday. He starts filming after the early breakfast. Will do one or a few few videos until the free lunch. He never misses an opportunity for a free meal. And we know he always takes seconds. God you Christians are all so greedy
 
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More crying on Facebook.
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Why did Lucas only make one video today, so far? I 100% guarantee Lucas is currently filling his gut with free food that Christians have donated on this Easter to the homeless population of Spokane.

Actually, if you pay attention, Lucas's video making schedule lines up with the free food everyday. He starts filming after the early breakfast. Will do one or a few few videos until the free lunch. He never misses an opportunity for a free meal. And we know he always takes seconds. God you Christians are all so greedy
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Lucas has gotta keep that hutt physique somehow

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More crying on Facebook.
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Calling you out as a predator isn't being harsh on the poor Lucas, especially when you are one of the poor who actually deserves the financial situation you are in due to being too stupid to handle your money wisely
 
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klickitat said:
I mean, he is diabetic and doesn't take his insulin so that's probably not far off.

Likely won't be Covid that kills him so much as it will be the 'beetus.
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Lucas likes to constantly brag he 'exercises' every day by walking. What he doesn't realise however is he's so out of shape he thinks just walking downtown is a workout, since he's already out of breath leaving the homeless shelters it appears to him like he's running a marathon

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Hey Lucas, bro, since you love quoting the Bible so much at people to try to alter their behavior, I got one for you:

“Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea."

Revelation 21:8
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I'd love to see Lucas tackle the Quran or Talmud, since he hates Jews and Muslims too apparently

klickitat said:
Admittedly, if he really was aiming for comedy, all of his complete and utter misunderstandings of the bible did make me laugh, especially the insisting that christ deserved crucifixtion for trashing a temple and killing a tree without a license or permit because the idea of the temple trashing being cool as long as jesus had a permit to do it, and the idea of jesus going to some roman office to apply for said permit and having to fill out forms for it is a pretty good mental image.
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It's the same with how he says Epstein was wrong because he was over 55, otherwise what he did was perfectly fine
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Lucas likes to constantly brag he 'exercises' every day by walking. What he doesn't realise however is he's so out of shape he thinks just walking downtown is a workout, since he's already out of breath leaving the homeless shelters it appears to him like he's running a marathon
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Come on now, lucas is in shape. After all, round is a shape right
 
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