Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Free the Pedos said:
I don't believe this, unless we have proof elsewhere that Lucas' dad is also crazy. It sounds too much like Lucas' trademarked creative reimagination of the past. Maybe dad had a bible on his bookshelf when Lucas was a kid and mentioned reading it for the sake of being well-rounded. In Lucas' melting brain this means his dad specifically bought him a Bible in order to checkmate Christians.


Is that the same guy who starts yelling "What?! What?! What?!" He speaks for us all.
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I thought he was saying "one two, one two, one two" over and over again.

Probably my shit headphones. But yeah, the guy Lucas said should be crucified.

Kinda funny how a street person ranting loudly bothers him, huh?

Guess he's the only bum allowed to do that...
 
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WonderWino said:

The title speaks for itself: 'the triple bigotry cerebus of generation z.' He either is referring to a cartoon canadian aardvark or he can't spell cerberus

Still repeating the same nonsense word for word. Still claiming Trump's Chosen People and muslims quote the bible constantly
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Still being an unwashed creep wearing the same fat guy boomer clothes while calling others clones I see. I like that he keeps whining about millennials because he can't get over none would date him. I'm curious how long before he goes full hostile to zoomers when they reject him too.

He calls other people boring, yet he can't talk about anything beyond his involuntary celibacy, and how everything wrong in his life is other people's fault. Lucas, you're way more boring than anyone else in Spokane could ever hope to be. Says a lot that the only people who can stomach you are high when dealing with you

Edit: Did creeper just lower the age range to 4-24 (01:22)? Be careful how much you admit you like children Lucas, you're already famous with the police, and have a criminal record that can always get bigger, much like your gut

03:35 If your neck/face jiggles that much when you shake your head, you might want to cut down on the cheese Lucas, unless you're planning on getting a role as a Hutt for Disney+
 
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insane pedo Lucas said:
I don't mind social distancing that much because a lot of people annoy the piss fuck out of me anyway
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Yea sure that's it. People annoy the piss fuck out of him.
Social distancing has made no change in his life . It's his way of life. No one has wanted/wants to be around him. He's been alone for years.
 
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TalmudSperg said:
According to statisticians, Gen Z will be turning 8 to 23 this year. Had to look it up, but I knew he was wrong.
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There's varying beliefs, but I know Generation Alpha is considered to start like 2010.

I hate that Lucas always uses these generation terms. As a 1980 kid, I've been considered Gen X, Y, Millennials. I know Lucas only does it as a further mask to hide that he wants to anally fist preteens, but it's stupid.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Plea for pity? Lack of filter? One track mind? Swiss cheese brain? Low-key way to assert he's not a total virgin incel?

It's one of his calling cards and it's mysterious.

He also tends to mention his weight loss and his habit of sharing EBT goodies in the same breath.
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Also a side effect of having no real accomplishments or personality to speak of
 
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"My penis is closed."
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That bitch has been shuttered up for 8 years, pal.

It's not so much closed as it is abandoned and sporting a condemned notice.

Gotta admit, I'd lead him on once per month with the No Sex rider for four months for free food and $100, then just ghost him. Just don't give him a real name, show a fake ID, get a burner phone & burner social media, get your $400 and disappear.

That's probably what he's going to end up having happen to him and $400 is $400.
 
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mothman96 said:
Yea sure that's it. People annoy the piss fuck out of him.
Social distancing has made no change in his life . It's his way of life. No one has wanted/wants to be around him. He's been alone for years.
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I can't imagine that the stale piss/bologna/BO hobo stench allowed anyone to get within 15 feet of him even before all this shit.
 
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Trainwreck said:
I thought I was fucking crazy when I heard 4-24.
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It was quite the slip when he lowered it down to 4 years old, but then we all know he's a pedophile so it's not that shocking

mothman96 said:
Yea sure that's it. People annoy the piss fuck out of him.
Social distancing has made no change in his life . It's his way of life. No one has wanted/wants to be around him. He's been alone for years.
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Social distancing means nothing to Lucas anyway, he still tries to groom kids with drugs and alcohol to hang out with him in the park or some shady secluded area. It's almost like he explicitly decided to behave how our parents warned us about strangers. When he finally gets arrested for going too far, the cops are going to have a field day with all the predatory things Lucas has said/done that's been archived not just on here

klickitat said:
"My penis is closed."

That bitch has been shuttered up for 8 years, pal.

It's not so much closed as it is abandoned and sporting a condemned notice.

Gotta admit, I'd lead him on once per month with the No Sex rider for four months for free food and $100, then just ghost him. Just don't give him a real name, show a fake ID, get a burner phone & burner social media, get your $400 and disappear.

That's probably what he's going to end up having happen to him and $400 is $400.
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It's just Lucas trying to make it seem like he is the one who decided no sex, it's bullshit as he can't go a single video not talking about his sex life. He'll be lucky if the worst he gets is ghosted, can't imagine there are a lot of people left who feel sorry for the creep. I guarantee he won't pay the money unless the woman has sex with him, he'll come up with some excuse that sounds clever in his head, but is really just "you didn't fuck me or even suck my dick, no money for you"
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
He looks like a GTA NPC
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....straight out of vice city


He's regressing. He literally starts out with 'you woman, me 40' like a caveman. Not to mention he makes the 'nothing to make me think you're a nazi or *makes throat cutting motion' Yeah real smart to do things like that that imply some kind of violent threat if you don't behave exactly as he wants
 
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klickitat said:
"My penis is closed."

That bitch has been shuttered up for 8 years, pal.
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Lucas is using the old reverse psychology here. “Dare me to have sex with you! You know I won’t do it.“

Of course the second a pass was made he would have his pants down to his ankles.

WonderWino said:
....straight out of vice city


He's regressing. He literally starts out with 'you woman, me 40' like a caveman. Not to mention he makes the 'nothing to make me think you're a nazi or *makes throat cutting motion' Yeah real smart to do things like that that imply some kind of violent threat if you don't behave exactly as he wants
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This is one of scariest things about Lucas. He wants a woman to go on a date with him and he makes this known by insulting said woman in the video then demanding her behavior conform to the strictest rules of conduct when on said date. I can honestly see him eventually kidnapping a woman and forcing her to play act his scenario out with him. He is utterly sociopathic.
 
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"No hard drug users" Says the 40 year old loser who regularly smokes weed while homeless and uses it to try and hang out with minors

I'm sure Lucas is gonna reach a 10+ year mark where he says fuck it and tries to rape someone since it's clear nobody is going to have sex with him consensually
Stafford Beer Bong said:
Lucas is using the old reverse psychology here. “Dare me to have sex with you! You know I won’t do it.“

Of course the second a pass was made he would have his pants down to his ankles.



This is one of scariest things about Lucas. He wants a woman to go on a date with him and he makes this known by insulting said woman in the video then demanding her behavior conform to the strictest rules of conduct when on said date. I can honestly see him eventually kidnapping a woman and forcing her to play act his scenario out with him. He is utterly sociopathic.
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Hey kids/zoomers, I too like anime, aren't I cool? DATE ME!
klickitat said:
He’d know all about tiny anatomical steeples...

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telemeres69 said:
I'm sure Lucas is gonna reach a 10+ year mark where he says fuck it and tries to rape someone since it's clear nobody is going to have sex with him consensually
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I mean, he could always just get a hooker.

He could probably even find one for $100, though that'd be sketchy.

Hell, back when he was offering $1k ("as a joke" allegedly) for a date, he could have had one high quality hooker or several sketchy hookers.

Problem is, he's somehow convinced he's an ultra desirable Adonis and shouldn't have to pay for it when he's more the kind of guy you'd see hanging out in an alleyway wearing dark sunglasses and yelling at passers by.

He's not even rare as guys hanging out in an alleyway shouting at strangers go.

I'm not sure how he got it into his head that he's some kind of rare prize; he's rare all right, but sure as shit isn't a prize. Someone needs to teach him that just because something is one of a kind doesn't mean it's valuable or desirable.
 
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