Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Let me summarize his latest video.

"Some of the common psychological symptoms of schizoaffective disorder may include:

• Euphoria or Mania
• Irritability or anger outbursts
• Paranoia, hallucinations or delusions
• Disorganized thinking, lack of concentration and confusion"

He is making even less sense than normal. I think the root of his anger is he knows he is homeless and out on the streets where he could potentially get the virus instead of safe in his fart box. Hence it’s the rich peoples fault for spreading the disease because they won’t stop fucking?

As an aside, I’ve been watching a lot of Lucas’s old videos and the video right before he went into the mental ward and the one he made after he got out are striking. It’s the “right now, right now” video then the next one made months later he is 20 lbs fatter and way more subdued. It’s like he is two different people. Point being, Lucas on meds is actually a person who could work and potentially make friends. Lucas without meds is a manic mess of a human with an internal dialog on perpetual replay. It was jarring seeing the contrast of the two Lucas’. Don’t know if I had a point to this other than to say, Lucas GET BACK ON MEDICATION.

 

[mothman96]

He is making even less sense than normal. I think the root of his anger is he knows he is homeless and out on the streets where he could potentially get the virus instead of safe in his fart box. Hence it’s the rich peoples fault for spreading the disease because they won’t stop fucking?

As an aside, I’ve been watching a lot of Lucas’s old videos and the video right before he went into the mental ward and the one he made after he got out are striking. It’s the “right now, right now” video then the next one made months later he is 20 lbs fatter and way more subdued. It’s like he is two different people. Point being, Lucas on meds is actually a person who could work and potentially make friends. Lucas without meds is a manic mess of a human with an internal dialog on perpetual replay. It was jarring seeing the contrast of the two Lucas’. Don’t know if I had a point to this other than to say, Lucas GET BACK ON MEDICATION.

Don't know about that. He made a video- "Success with mentally ill women" , so while in the mental hospital on meds he was still creeping on young women. I'd say the meds "temper" his insanity but he still the one track rutting animal brained predator creep.

ETA:
Here's the video about his "success" with mentally ill women in the mental hospital

 

[WonderWino]

Let me summarize his latest video.

"Some of the common psychological symptoms of schizoaffective disorder may include:

• Euphoria or Mania
• Irritability or anger outbursts
• Paranoia, hallucinations or delusions
• Disorganized thinking, lack of concentration and confusion"

That was seriously fucked up. Its the same crazy over and over and over again

and did anybody catch the 'I don't want to be your platonic friend unless you're under 18' literally seconds after saying how he 'doesn't want your platonic friendship'

He better be REAL careful about saying things like that, let alone putting videos out saying it. Thats how you get the cops attention

But you're totally not a pedo right lucas? you just want 'platonic friends' under 18 right? The fact you explicitly said you 'don't want your platonic friendship' seconds before making that statement is totally a coincidence and doesn't in any way imply you're a predator and freudian slipped your desire for under 18 'friendships' right

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I hope Lucas realizes someday before he gets arrested that everyone isn't fucking like rabbits 24/7.

 

[mothman96]

The "Get Ahold of Me on Instagram, Baes" video needs to be archived.

 

[AllegedlyBen]

I'm interested to know how you were able to get his phone number

He gives that out easy peasy if he thinks you're a hot chick into him and send him a couple random from page 20 of Google Images Sexy Asian Woman pics and give out your number to him first.

All it took was DMming him on IG and telling him I loved his content and thought he was cute, threw the burner number at him, and he texted it within however long it took him to realize it was a Spokane area code.



If I'm being 100% honest I didn't think he'd even respond, considering what a fucking obvious catfish (I mean for fuck's sake look at the IG name I picked!) account it was. He even bought the, "Oh I made an IG just to DM you because your youtube comments are off! ))))" line.

I never believed his Youtube thing was comedy/playing a character but it was pretty goddamned creepy to see him get even creepier the second he thought he might actually hook a real 18 year old. Kind of laughed it off in the thread when people said he was dangerous as he only seemed like a bit of a social moron but largely only harmful to himself. Nope. NOPE. This fucker is a dangerous predator.

Most of the IG DM was a reiteration of what was in the texts, but it did have a few Y I K E S moments, which I've attached.

Most of it was him rambling on about religion and about how good of a cook he is so, same as the texts.

Edit: I did actually grab a pic of a Vietnamese model and used a Vietnamese name in the IG bio, but, nah, of course he immediately asked if Chinese.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What kind of asshole pseudo-intellectual father buys their son a Bible just so they can shit all over it?
That's some Francis Dolarhyde shit.
Between that and his molting lizard-person of a mother, Lucas never had a chance.
Papa Wern's bigoted offshoot of atheism is cripplingly anti-social.

 

[FatherPucci]

Did anyone else catch that right around the 10:30 minute mark that one of the things on Lucas’ list of demands for his 18-24 year old honey was that they “not have a child at that age because they are to young” before sputtering out that his kids would give them healthier offspring and he’s read over a dozen studies stating so. Love those briefs moments of accidental lucidity.

 

[Wernology]

"Gorlfren"?
Is Lucas an Amberlynn follower?

He must think that's how GenZ talks.

My personal favorite was when he was bragging about his...uh...bathroom antics after eating hot sauce. In what world would anyone want to know that?

The "Get Ahold of Me on Instagram, Baes" video needs to be archived.

Converting it now, will edit this with the upload when it's done.

Uploading it to youtube for now; the converted file is too big and also at a really fucking creepy ULTRA CLOSE UP of his face so I get to play with my actual video editing junk to see if I can get it a little smaller.

For now, I'll mess with it in a non-free converter to maybe get it so you're not right in his damn face.

 

[mothman96]

He gives that out easy peasy if he thinks you're a hot chick into him and send him a couple random from page 20 of Google Images Sexy Asian Woman pics and give out your number to him first.

All it took was DMming him on IG and telling him I loved his content and thought he was cute, threw the burner number at him, and he texted it within however long it took him to realize it was a Spokane area code.

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If I'm being 100% honest I didn't think he'd even respond, considering what a fucking obvious catfish (I mean for fuck's sake look at the IG name I picked!) account it was. He even bought the, "Oh I made an IG just to DM you because your youtube comments are off! ))))" line.

I never believed his Youtube thing was comedy/playing a character but it was pretty goddamned creepy to see him get even creepier the second he thought he might actually hook a real 18 year old. Kind of laughed it off in the thread when people said he was dangerous as he only seemed like a bit of a social moron but largely only harmful to himself. Nope. NOPE. This fucker is a dangerous predator.

Most of the IG DM was a reiteration of what was in the texts, but it did have a few Y I K E S moments, which I've attached.

Most of it was him rambling on about religion and about how good of a cook he is so, same as the texts.

Edit: I did actually grab a pic of a Vietnamese model and used a Vietnamese name in the IG bio, but, nah, of course he immediately asked if Chinese.

Well, I'm not surprised Lucas lied and said a guy from Utah hooked him up with you, and you were Korean and Mormon.

 

[AllegedlyBen]

Well, I'm not surprised Lucas lied and said a guy from Utah hooked him up with you, and you were Korean and Mormon.

I saw here he had someone catfish him with that and honestly didn't think he'd even say hello to a similar thing. Bet the Korean catfish and the guy in Utah were the same person though.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Chinese, Korean, or Vietnamese people look even remotely the same but, then, I'm not a homeless racist incel.

 

[Rogowski]

Who the fuck is this jackass?

As has been already mentioned that is the same video that used to be pinned at the top of the fake Lucas Werner page on FB and despite his denial in SOFALAW Lucas himself confirmed early in the life of the fake Lucas page that Ben Palmer was running the page:

Ben himself also confirmed that he runs another Werner page (now dead) on Facebook called WernerWatch:

I also find it kinda odd that the video gets reposted on the same day that a catfish comes here to leak chat logs and announce their trolling plans didn’t pan out when you realize that Ben has been catfishing Lucas for years and years and is the closest thing Lucas has to his own personal Michael Hirtes.

As far as if that’s actually Ben in the video I don’t think it was seeing as his profile looks like a real account for an actual person who exists. We can make the assumption that whoever posted the video on YouTube yesterday had managed to have an archived copy of the video before the page was deleted from Facebook. A generous guess would be maybe 5-6 people had a copy of the video (unless it was archived in this thread and available to download) including admins of the page and maybe a couple of Werner archivists who has the video stowed away on a thumb drive somewhere. Oh, and also Ben Palmer for some reason:

If he did run the page that means he found someone to star in this video and possibly paid them for it. (No proof of this but I don’t see why anyone would willingly insert themselves into the Lucas Werner hemisphere of shit like this without compensation and/or being native to what they were getting into) He personally seems like a weird dude who despite being at least normie-passing he has really autistic hobbies. These last two captures are just supporting evidence of this, he was one of the people who actually bought Meeple Toss and used to openly brag about catfishing Lucas over and over.

 

[Liber Pater]

Quarantine got me bored/curious enough after dragging myself through all 647 pages of this to see just how much of Lucas "comedy act" is an act when he thinks nobody else is watching.

In particular, I wanted to see how he'd react to being told no.

If you don't want to read through the mostly boring as shit largely one sided texts that only show that you don't have a conversation with Lucas, he just talks at you , here's the TL;DR: Told him I was in quarantine and couldn't leave the house, had a free burner # for Spokane and live nowhere near Washington State, he almost immediately started countering every 'no' to video chats with orders to go hide in the bathroom and do it there and, despite his several videos having fits about people fuckin' during quarantine when they should be social distancing, he sure did try to convince what he thought was an 18 year old to sneak out, break quarantine, and hook up with him to either get high in the park or do fuck knows what in the crowded public library.

Probably fuck in a portapotty.

For all his screeching that he's not a predator, he grooms fast enough that he could possibly cause Chris Hansen to manifest in the room.

Not that anyone here believed his IT'S A CHARACTER, I DO COMEDY bullshittery but it's pretty clear he hasn't changed since creeping on 16 year olds at Starbucks.

Username is because, in the end, when I didn't respond to him within whatever his arbitrary time frame was, he assumed I was Ben from SOFALAW, which I am not.

The funniest part to me was the fact that he doesn't seem to know tripods and remote shutters/timers are a thing.

I hope no one having sex breathes on me

At this point, I think Lucas is one of our most quotable active cows.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ok, how did none of you mention the "one two!" guy in he background of his latest video?

My fuckin hero!

Also what happened to Lucas's brain at 4:47?

 

[WonderWino]

Back to repeating himself word for word in a video he really didn't need to make.

Also wtf is with the 80s magnum PI look, does he think the 16 year old zoomers have an 80s fetish? Is he going to go full magnum PI pornstash next?

 

[Freudian-slip-dress]

So now he’s trying to lure in teenagers with the promise of some cheap weed? Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you have to be at least 21 to use recreational cannabis in Washington state? Also, he accused of neighbors of illegally using drugs to land themselves teenage brides, but now he’s doing the same thing. Hypocrisy, thy name is Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

So now he’s trying to lure in teenagers with the promise of some cheap weed? Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t you have to be at least 21 to use recreational cannabis in Washington state? Also, he accused of neighbors of illegally using drugs to land themselves teenage brides, but now he’s doing the same thing. Hypocrisy, thy name is Lucas.

Indeed you do, and even then he's getting dangerously close to soliciting drug use, which is also illegal given his motives and how he is doing it

That aside, he is so lacking in self awareness he clearly doesn't see the irony in what he is doing. He literally got kicked out of his fartbox for fucking with people he thought were drug dealers that he thought were using said drugs to entice teen poonaners to fuck them

and now what does he do? offer drugs to teens in parks to 'date' him

Not only does that show how lacking in self awareness he is but it also shows how he didn't give a shit about the people he thought were dealers or that they might be exploiting teens, he was fucking with them because he was jealous that he thought they were getting what he wanted. He was literally snitching for not letting him in on it. It was entirely a 'i'll get these guys out of the way and steal their teen victims.' The same way he brags about how he can steal any guys girlfriend if he gets her talking to him. and what does he do next? The very thing he reported others for supposedly doing. He's one predator who was simply trying to steal victims from other predators

That alone should raise massive alarm bells for how much of a predator he truly is. Predatory mentality is ingrained right into that tiny lizard brain through and through. To steal a quote from rom talking about ferengi labor laws in DS9 that describes lucas's thought process to a T: 'ferengi don't want to end the exploitation they want to find a way to become the exploiters'

 

[Purgatorium]

I was wondering how active be would be and I wasn't disappointed. Within 1 minute of following him, he followed me back.

 

[Free the Pedos]

What kind of asshole pseudo-intellectual father buys their son a Bible just so they can shit all over it?
That's some Francis Dolarhyde shit.
Between that and his molting lizard-person of a mother, Lucas never had a chance.
Papa Wern's bigoted offshoot of atheism is cripplingly anti-social.

I don't believe this, unless we have proof elsewhere that Lucas' dad is also crazy. It sounds too much like Lucas' trademarked creative reimagination of the past. Maybe dad had a bible on his bookshelf when Lucas was a kid and mentioned reading it for the sake of being well-rounded. In Lucas' melting brain this means his dad specifically bought him a Bible in order to checkmate Christians.

Ok, how did none of you mention the "one two!" guy in his latest video?

My fuckin hero!

Also what happened to Lucas's brain at 4:47?

Is that the same guy who starts yelling "What?! What?! What?!" He speaks for us all.

 

[mothman96]

I saw here he had someone catfish him with that and honestly didn't think he'd even say hello to a similar thing. Bet the Korean catfish and the guy in Utah were the same person though.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Chinese, Korean, or Vietnamese people look even remotely the same but, then, I'm not a homeless racist incel.

Ok, the Korean girl friend is not you. I was thinking that when he talked about his Korean girlfriend he was talking about you.