Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[PrincessKidana]

Lucas should have a caregiver currently. Nobody can force him to take medication, though.

I know no one can force him to take medication but for someone who could quickly escalate to being a harm to others, it should be an option. Either that or hospitalization.

 

[WonderWino]

The comments on the alleged 17 year old are great. Dude got age of consent laws quoted directly from the state law and the rebuttal site he used SAID THE SAME THING!

Basically, 16 is only the age of consent if the parties are within 5 years of age of each other, otherwise the age of consent is 18.

He could legit get booked for sexual misconduct with a minor if he bit any of these catfish and they just showed up with cops and transcripts.

And because I love me some screenshotting, he couldn't even say he didn't know because two people have told him 17 isn't legal.

Even if he deletes their comments, the internet is forever.

The best part is not only does lucas's own source, plus the official state law source flat out say he's committing a crime and that 16 year olds aren't legal, he's being shown indisputable proof and still claims it doesn't say what it clearly does

Thats quite the excellent reading comprehension lucas has going on there, especially from someone who brags about being on the honor roll for an english class, and even then only got that because someone admittedly bent the rules to allow it

On that note, if he keeps this kind of behavior up and keeps messing with catfish (or even fucked in the head real girls that young) sooner or later someone is going to get malicious enough about it to deliberately set him up to bait him into saying or doing something that is legally actionable and will call the cops on his ass, specifically to get him in shit and make him spend the rest of his life as a registered sex offender. Its not if its when. Lucas draws enough attention from enough people now, thats increasing considerably, that sooner or later someone will do it, especially with his habit of openly stating his intentions so blatantly that the cops would have a field day using his own video history against him as proof he's serious about his intent

He's playing an exceptionally dangerous game and is flat out literally too stupid to realize it

 

[teleméres69]

I wish someone would TCAP Lucas, it would be hilarious to see the meltdown as he tries to explain it before going to jail

The comments on the alleged 17 year old are great. Dude got age of consent laws quoted directly from the state law and the rebuttal site he used SAID THE SAME THING!

Basically, 16 is only the age of consent if the parties are within 5 years of age of each other, otherwise the age of consent is 18.

He could legit get booked for sexual misconduct with a minor if he bit any of these catfish and they just showed up with cops and transcripts.

And because I love me some screenshotting, he couldn't even say he didn't know because two people have told him 17 isn't legal.

Even if he deletes their comments, the internet is forever.

Is it true he tried joining FetLife again?

And this is why I’ll never ever have sympathy for him. Even without the mental illness, the dude is a raging narcissist. He is so hell bent on never being wrong he denies evidence in front of his gourd shaped face. This is why I reveled in his Fet Life catastrophe. They absolutely shredded his pedo ass.

Someone should do it, he'd deserve it for being an actual predator. I wonder if Chris Hansen would be willing to do a follow up to his video on Lucas after he got arrested and registered as a sex offender. Honestly surprised Lucas has managed this long without being registered, he's clearly a huge predator/groomer, and him having to notify people would be priceless

On that note, if he keeps this kind of behavior up and keeps messing with catfish (or even fucked in the head real girls that young) sooner or later someone is going to get malicious enough about it to deliberately set him up to bait him into saying or doing something that is legally actionable and will call the cops on his ass, specifically to get him in shit and make him spend the rest of his life as a registered sex offender. Its not if its when. Lucas draws enough attention from enough people now, thats increasing considerably, that sooner or later someone will do it, especially with his habit of openly stating his intentions so blatantly that the cops would have a field day using his own video history against him as proof he's serious about his intent

In the words of a sadly deleted video about Lucas, "Lucas Werner is playing with fire. And when I say fire I mean super hot fire"

He's playing an exceptionally dangerous game and is flat out literally too stupid to realize it

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Lucas, buddy, pal, bro, dude, nobody is "hoarding women" from you. Women are avoiding you because you're creepy and unpleasant.
If another guy cockblocks you, I can guarantee you that he was either asked to or she wanted him to.

If she didn't want him to, she'd tell him it's fine and to back off.

The women who make sex eyes at you while holding hands with their boyfriends are trolling you, you colossal moron. They were never interested in you,.

For fuck's sake, learn to read social cues.

Impossible! Women don’t have opinions.

 

[Wernology]

It appears to be continuing this morning.

Reading comprehension thy name is not Lucas.

Looks like he has at least one sort of friend or at least someone willing to smack him upside the head and tell him he's being fucking stupid, not that I'd expect that to last if another "16-17" year old catfish throws him obvious bait.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It appears to be continuing this morning.

Reading comprehension thy name is not Lucas.

Looks like he has at least one sort of friend or at least someone willing to smack him upside the head and tell him he's being fucking stupid, not that I'd expect that to last if another "16-17" year old catfish throws him obvious bait.

That “huh. Okay.” response of his I imagine is the same as Russell Greer staring at the floor while people try to talk sense into him.

This info will not be retained past the end of the week. If that catfish turns up tomorrow and says she’s 16 and down to party, he’s going to be champing at the bit to get his wee little button dick in her.

 

[Da Dude123]

I doubt Lucas is going to listen to someone giving him real and solid advice. Why? Because he is an Lolcow! And Lolcows do not take advice! That is not just unique to Lucas, either.

Old fatso will probably be asking the catfish for nudes soon and would probably send a dick pic if she asked. Not that I think anything big will come out of this. He gets catfished regularly and normally most of them probably do not take it far enough to be of any significance.

I agree, someone could set him up to get in trouble rather easily with this.

Lucas never ever learns his lessons, which is one of his best Lolcow traits.

It appears to be continuing this morning.

Reading comprehension thy name is not Lucas.

Looks like he has at least one sort of friend or at least someone willing to smack him upside the head and tell him he's being fucking stupid, not that I'd expect that to last if another "16-17" year old catfish throws him obvious bait.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Such a kind man.

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Says the obese homeless man with a nasty underlying condition

It appears to be continuing this morning.

Reading comprehension thy name is not Lucas.

Looks like he has at least one sort of friend or at least someone willing to smack him upside the head and tell him he's being fucking stupid, not that I'd expect that to last if another "16-17" year old catfish throws him obvious bait.

"I'm not her foster parents so its 16"

1) What the fuck?
2) Holy fuck the thought of that man with a 16 year old girl is horrifying.

 

[mothman96]

It appears to be continuing this morning.

Reading comprehension thy name is not Lucas.

Looks like he has at least one sort of friend or at least someone willing to smack him upside the head and tell him he's being fucking stupid, not that I'd expect that to last if another "16-17" year old catfish throws him obvious bait.

I would not lift a finger to "help" the insane pedo. He's gotten away with posting CP on his page because people like that instead of turning the Pedo in, "help" him by telling him he's going to end up in trouble. He deserves to go down in flames.

 

[LeeLoo]

Anyone else’s vagina shrivel up and die looking at this pic?

 

[PrincessKidana]

Anyone else’s vagina shrivel up and die looking at this pic?

My vagina has sewn itself up. It is now closed for business.

 

[Hey Lucas]

I’m sure that this has been posted before, but it’s hilarious how the “scientist” Lucas keeps saying that evolution will “kill” people.

Let alone the fact that he’s probably intending to say “natural selection”, it’s also a process that is more about the passing on of specific genes through reproduction.

So not only is he massively misunderstanding a middle school biology concept, but he’s totally missing out on the irony that natural selection specifically applies to situations like his, when his unappealing and in-advantageous qualities basically kick him out of the gene pool.

Another beautiful self own, like a dying star

 

[Krathnami]

I would not lift a finger to "help" the insane pedo. He's gotten away with posting CP on his page because people like that instead of turning the Pedo in, "help" him by telling him he's going to end up in trouble. He deserves to go down in flames.

They're not helping him at all. They're enabling him.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

especially with his habit of openly stating his intentions so blatantly that the cops would have a field day using his own video history against him as proof he's serious about his intent

I would pay top dollar to be in that courtroom watching Lucas as his videos were played to the jury, watching their horrified faces go from disgust to anger, as Lucas smugly sits there waiting to lash out at them for being agephobes and bigots.

 

[BowlOfDick]

He's playing an exceptionally dangerous game and is flat out literally too stupid to realize it

I seriously believe that Lucas would barely break his stride if he became a registered sex offender.
He wouldn’t be any more of a pariah than he already is. He has no meaningful prospects in life that being a sex offender would hamper.

 

[Rokko]

Anyone else’s vagina shrivel up and die looking at this pic?

Mine too and I dont even have one...

 

[Wernology]

I would not lift a finger to "help" the insane pedo. He's gotten away with posting CP on his page because people like that instead of turning the Pedo in, "help" him by telling him he's going to end up in trouble. He deserves to go down in flames.

The second I see him posting actionable shit the police won't laugh off it's getting reported to them. They and youtube don't seem to think his videos are enough as of yet, which is frustrating.

Unfortunately the obvious catfish pic where he says he thinks she's 17 probably isn't enough for them to do anything about.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Anyone else’s vagina shrivel up and die looking at this pic?

I think all of my eggs just fucking jettisoned themselves into my bladder, to escape into oblivion next time I’m in the loo, rather than risk receiving this man’s rancid DNA.

Godspeed you brave little fuckers

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

The second I see him posting actionable shit the police won't laugh off it's getting reported to them. They and youtube don't seem to think his videos are enough as of yet, which is frustrating.

Unfortunately the obvious catfish pic where he says he thinks she's 17 probably isn't enough for them to do anything about.

There needs to be proof of Lucas propositioning a specific underage girl for sex. He's cognizant and/or pussy enough to avoid going that far with a girl he's never met irl.

There's also the unique added difficulty that Lucas is diagnosed mentally ill, and he has stated many times that he knows he's probably getting trolled and catfished. Proving intent with Lucas would be a bitch with communities known for baiting him, maybe the police wouldn't even bother other than repeatedly forcing him into more counseling.

 

[AnOminous]

I seriously believe that Lucas would barely break his stride if he became a registered sex offender.

Then he'd go to prison, because if he comes within X number of yards of a day care or a school, as he often does in his tard wanderings, and didn't swerve his ass away, he'd get locked up.