Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm pretty sure everything he made up that happened yesterday is bullshit.
I’ve also been pepper sprayed and couldn’t wear contact lenses for quite a while, feels like you have fiberglass in your eyes for days if you try. You know he’d be whining about it incessantly if he had any kind of eye irritation, much less severe eye irritation. You’re right.
 
As excellent as it would be to see Lucas pepper sprayed: there is no way that happened. When it happened to me, my eyes were puffy and red for days afterward.

That said: can you imagine the horrific, guttural scream which would ring through the homeless shelter the second Lucas tried to take a shower and got a secondary exposure...? 🤣
 
As excellent as it would be to see Lucas pepper sprayed: there is no way that happened. When it happened to me, my eyes were puffy and red for days afterward.

That said: can you imagine the horrific, guttural scream which would ring through the homeless shelter the second Lucas tried to take a shower and got a secondary exposure...? 🤣
Taking a shower reactivates it?

Lucas's eyes are forever safe
 
Taking a shower reactivates it?

Lucas's eyes are forever safe
Via Nobelman, due to the virus the current rule at HOC the homeless have to shower and change into a hospital gown each evening to sleep at the shelter. All their personal belongings (including phones) are put into lockers. Don't know how well the homeless are monitored at the shelter to make sure they comply with the showering. Even if he currently showers daily, he is still putting on the same filthy shorts after the shower and filthy pants/shirts in the morning.
 
Taking a shower reactivates it?

Lucas's eyes are forever safe
OC Spray can either be a oleoresin capsicum-based ("pepper" spray with an oil carrier) or chlorobenzine-based (CS gas/tear gas with a carrier fluid of some kind, typically an aerosol). while they have vaguely similar effects, OC spray is momentary and CS gas is much "stickier".

you should neutralize it with a light base of some kind (milk is a cheap way to do this) and use running water to rinse the chemical and carrier fluid away from mucus membranes. soap and warm (not hot) water should be used to clean exposed areas and clothing. hot water releases more tear gas from clothing that has the chemicals trapped in the fabric and it will be released with steam and create secondary exposure. this is also true for rinsing with hot water like a hot shower.
 
As I predicted.. he’s appropriating the BLM message.
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His black bae is about as real as Arthur Fleck's black girlfriend in Joker. She very well may be real and had a momentary if inconsequential interaction, and maybe even did some light stalking, but the rest of the interaction was invented in his head. And, like Joker, I can't be 100% certain if he knows he made up their interaction or if he legitimately thinks it's real. We know Lucas is a compulsive liar but we also know he has entire conversations with his own auditory hallucinations, and I doubt his hallucinations stop at just auditory.
Does anyone have videos of him talking to the phase people?
I doubt there was even a girl. I doubt he left the block his homeless shelter is on in fear of getting arrested.
 
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What an idiot. He thinks people with a functioning brain are going to believe he "just had lunch with the black girl he met the other day". And the part where "he forgets he has a phone when enticed by pretty young things" so he doesn't have proof of the the event. Ha, if such an event had actually happened, he'd taken pictures left and right to "prove" a pretty young thing wanted to hang out with him.

Does anyone have videos of him talking to the phase people?
I doubt there was even a girl. I doubt he left the block his homeless shelter is on in fear of getting arrested.
Report by Trainwreck. On Sunday she spotted him leaving the courthouse area where some protesters were gathered. As was noted prior, he has to be back and line up by a certain time at the HOC to get a bed, also further info provided as to the result of being hit with pepper spray, no way was he in in the area when the pepper spray/etc. happened.
 
The insane pedo is not going to learn using his "old" parents and whatever money they have as "bait" is not going to work. The "I don't borrow money from my parents", yea, he knows well they won't give him any money. His mom sent him a $25 PF Changes gift card for his birthday. Sure says she'd be willing to "lend" her insane pedo son cash. I wouldn't doubt he's tried to "borrow" money in the past and his parents know not to throw good money after bad.
 
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So it's gone from "I bought her food" to "had lunch with." Hokay, Lukey.

If any part of it actually happened at all, I suspect 'I had lunch with a black chick' to actually mean 'I acted like a creep and brought shitty food to a black chick, she told me to fuck off and stop being a weirdo so I went away and ate it myself'
 
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