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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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That Emy person is the latest autist who is attempting to gain Lucas’s confidence.
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So where's the Facebook pizza vid?
Edit: Never mind. "Time for poop"?
Hmm. I was trying to stick the pizza vid, which in on his IG, here....but for some reason I can't. Dunno. It was unremarkable, other than Shit talking about shitting.
Edit: Never mind. "Time for poop"?
Hmm. I was trying to stick the pizza vid, which in on his IG, here....but for some reason I can't. Dunno. It was unremarkable, other than Shit talking about shitting.
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I just wonder where he was during this. It didn't really look like a motel room. It looked like a lounge or break room.
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Apparently he rented a motel room, guess his handler finally convinced him to get one, along with a new phone? He's been hopping a few Mexican restaurants. Funny enough after gorging on half his body weight in nasty takeout, he'll still beg for money and food online like the capitalist pig Lucas truly is
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Do we know for certain that he received a stimulus check? He does seem to have purchased a new phone, and perhaps rented a room. If he lacks direct deposit, he could bypass his hated payee and get the check directly (at what address). Lucas has been deemed incapable of handling money, and if he has it he's about to demonstrate why
Now that Lucas has a motel room, he must be living large. He can fully devote himself to masturbating to barely legal, anal porn. He must be as close to happy as he's likely to get: gorging himself and blowing infertile loads to gaping asshholes.
J wonder if his meth head friend, Slugger, will take advantage.
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Lucas would have had to apply for it, which only took a few minutes. I suppose his payee also could have done it for him. I would guess Lucas didn't because he never mentioned it outside of the usual TDS "We would have got more if a nazi racist wasn't in charge" talking points.
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Either he got the stimulus check or his payee likely made some kind of threat that given the amount he has saved up and the amount he is getting normally that is supposed to go to housing, either he finds a place to live or it gets reported and cut down significantly, so he rented some shitty motel room
That said, he won't last long in such a room. Either he'll run out of rent money before very long or he'll go back to loud ranting in the middle of the night and piss people off very quickly. Unlike the tard housing that has to tolerate that kind of behavior to a point, given the nature of the residents, motels don't and won't tolerate it. He'll be told to shut up, and just like during the podcast he won't for very long and it'll lead to him getting kicked out again. He'll either go quietly or get pissy and do a mini chimpout. If he does that he'll find out the hard way just how quickly such places will call the cops on him for causing problems
Thats assuming this room isn't the lowest of the low in crackhead territory, in which case he won't be told to stop or get kicked out, he'll be threatened by his meth addict neighbor to shut his mouth or get his ass beaten, or worse. Which again he won't for long because hes clearly incapable of it. That ending likely involves a beating, police involvement, getting kicked out of the room and a trip to the hospital
Lucas's life in this place is going to demonstrate that its much like one of those choose your own adventure books from the 90s, where no matter what actions lucas chooses all the endings are bad, just varying degrees of bad. There is no scenario here where lucas successfully manages to stay in one of those rooms for the long term. I'll be very surprised if its even a moderately short term
That said, he won't last long in such a room. Either he'll run out of rent money before very long or he'll go back to loud ranting in the middle of the night and piss people off very quickly. Unlike the tard housing that has to tolerate that kind of behavior to a point, given the nature of the residents, motels don't and won't tolerate it. He'll be told to shut up, and just like during the podcast he won't for very long and it'll lead to him getting kicked out again. He'll either go quietly or get pissy and do a mini chimpout. If he does that he'll find out the hard way just how quickly such places will call the cops on him for causing problems
Thats assuming this room isn't the lowest of the low in crackhead territory, in which case he won't be told to stop or get kicked out, he'll be threatened by his meth addict neighbor to shut his mouth or get his ass beaten, or worse. Which again he won't for long because hes clearly incapable of it. That ending likely involves a beating, police involvement, getting kicked out of the room and a trip to the hospital
Lucas's life in this place is going to demonstrate that its much like one of those choose your own adventure books from the 90s, where no matter what actions lucas chooses all the endings are bad, just varying degrees of bad. There is no scenario here where lucas successfully manages to stay in one of those rooms for the long term. I'll be very surprised if its even a moderately short term
In the video where he is under the bridge, gets scared off by a gofer thing and is walking the steps by the river, he said something about not having gotten the stimulus check (yet). He also said when his "savings" get to $2000 he'd withdraw $400. I think in that same video he said the "savings" were for a small apt. The stimulus would have brought his "savings" to over the $2000. There is also his regular monthly SSI. The new phone, motel room, etc. he's got cash to spend. He's not competent to apply for the stimulus on his own, so "if" it was applied for it was by someone else. If it's not the stimulus, he did use the "savings" he already had.
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If this page has any validity to it, he's at a Motel 6.
Someone linked it in a comment on his latest Facebook post.
Edit: I will fully admit to being hilariously disgusted and appalled at how he folds tortillas up and eats them with a fork.
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WonderWino
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mothman96 said:
That definitely makes sense. Since I doubt whoever is in charge of his money wants to do anything but the bare minimum in regards to lucas (and doesn't want to have to tard wrangle him money wise with even more money in his pocket) its likely it came out of his 'savings' then
That said the fact that he sees himself as 'serenaded' by seagulls and crows in his fantasies speaks volumes of how ingrained being a lowlife really is in him. Most people in such a fantasy would be thinking of songbirds or some other nice bird. but lucas? With lucas its the literal garbage birds like seagulls and crows. Birds that literally hover around parking lots, dumpsters, the dump and the beach eating garbage and dead animals and pissing everyone off with their presence
Even in his delusional fantasies he's still a dirty old hobo who surrounds himself with dirty old hobo things. I fully expect this to be his final fate:
Literally living at the dump, fending off getting bitten by seagulls who take bites out of him believing him to be another walking pile of trash. Quite fitting for lucas really. At least until the other dumpees get tired of him and run him off.....or kill him and bury him in a pile of garbage to hide the smell
Come to think of it, seagulls must be lucas's spirit animal. They have alot in common. They're frequently fat, piss people off constantly with their noises, hover around people trying to get food, live in dumps and dumpy areas and eat garbage. They also have a horrifying stench
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, PUKAS! I know you're stalking this forum. LEARN TO CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED!
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If Lucas is now "staying" at a motel will he lose his bed at HOC? Or after the hotel money runs dry will he be able to waddle back over there and get a bed again? Also, generally many motels and hotels want a credit card, but maybe this one will accept Tubby's EBT card?
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Looks like the same type of bed cover in Lucas's video and the Motel 6 pics. So yea, Motel 6.
@Da Dude123 , The Motel 6 is the downtown one. From the reviews, there are complaints of "shady' stuff going on the place and the area it's in, it's likely that motel takes cash for the rooms too.
ETA:
Goldoar's next interview with Lucas is June 15.
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....but why? He hasn't said anything that he hasn't already screamed incoherently into his phone while passerby tell him to "shut the fuck up".
Clout. The Spokane freak is fodder to build up Goldaor's page
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The infamous legendary WA Sasquatch. Some Sasquatch "facts":-
Is rumored to be drawn to the subtle smell of menstruating
Despite huge ponderous bulk is pathologicallly shy of human males and is non violent.
Bulk requires hyuuuge amounts of food.
Expert
Emits weird shrieking cries when there is no human audience to frighten him.
Some very bold and curious specimens have attempted to kidnap
have the physical advantage. A sly and sneaker predator ( big ups Mr Hansen!)
Skilled in sneaking around and lurking - zoomer bae hangouts are catnip for the lumbering beast.
Beware out in the wilds of WA...
Lucas the feminist. Ladies If you work to attain a successful career (what Lucas will never have) well you will be emulating cancer (cancer = competent productive men, which Lucas will never be).
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Pretty much, nobody would give a shit about his podcast if it wasn't for Lucas Werner. Unless he actually gets Chris Chan on, I doubt many will care about his podcast after Lucas has been on