Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The infamous legendary WA Sasquatch. Some Sasquatch "facts":-

Is rumored to be drawn to the subtle smell of menstruating teens women.
Despite huge ponderous bulk is pathologicallly shy of human males and is non violent.
Bulk requires hyuuuge amounts of food.
Expert moocher forager.
Emits weird shrieking cries when there is no human audience to frighten him.
Some very bold and curious specimens have attempted to kidnap baristas humans, if they
have the physical advantage. A sly and sneaker predator ( big ups Mr Hansen!)
Skilled in sneaking around and lurking - zoomer bae hangouts are catnip for the lumbering beast.

Beware out in the wilds of WA...

So.... when do we get a legend of boggy creek type movie about the wern then?

and I can just see him walking up to some teen girl, sniffing the air and saying 'you're smelling very fertile this evening. you must have lots of telomerase' and her completely losing her shit and running screaming in the opposite direction
 
More of things that never happen. No children run up to the Spokane freak "with their parents there". No sane parent trusts the Pedo freak around their children. He's the one that hangs around parks/malls eyeballing little girls/teens/young women. As we all know, he's been homeless before, at times nearly freezing in the street, his own relatives have left him there because they don't want him in their homes, especially around their own young.

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He has new vids on his IG. Can't figure how to post.

Yesterday: All gorging at mexican restaurant, "this is what a date with me is really like" (waves shrimp soaked in gross brown sauce on fork significantly). Doesn't understand difference between daiquiri and margarita, calls all frozen fruit drinks margaritas. Sits at bar eating with one hand, filming with other, talking to self, while Jorge the slow-shift busboy dries glasses behind counter, 2 feet away.

Calls last video "another mexican restaurant" as if he's been to two, when it's clearly the same one.

Lucas has predilection for eating alone in just opened restaurants at 10 am as their first customer. Orders dinner food, enough for 2 people.

Today: Gorging at Incrediburger, decided encounter with Kiki was "a date", has begun the by-now-familiar process, to WernWatchers, of reenacting pleasurable experiences, over-investing them with significance, and starting to obsess. Pathetically orders both food he and Kiki ate on "date", to reenact it. Fries covered with mushrooms and parmesan look and sound disgusting, even more so when Lucas drowns them in tomatillo sauce.

Lucas has odd one-handed way of eating, not just because of filming, almost like an Arabian, very off-putting. Hard to explain. Much lip-smacking and words of praise for food.

Gross.

Also video of Lucas on empty bus heading to Wal-Mart. Oh and Goldaor comments on one of the Mex. Restaurant vids that the video quality of Lucas's new camera is better.

Now you know... The rest of the story.
 
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He has new vids on his IG. Can't figure how to post.

Yesterday: All gorging at mexican restaurant, "this is what a date with me is really like" (waves shrimp soaked in gross brown sauce on fork significantly). Doesn't understand difference between daiquiri and margarita, calls all frozen fruit drinks margaritas. Sits at bar eating with one hand, filming with other, talking to self, while Jorge the slow-shift busboy dries glasses behind counter, 2 feet away.

Calls last video "another mexican restaurant" as if he's been to two, when it's clearly the same one.

Lucas has predilection for eating alone in just opened restaurants at 10 am as there first customer. Orders dinner food, enough for 2 people.

Today: Gorging at Incrediburger, decided encounter with Kiki was "a date", has begun the by-now-familiar process, to WernWatchers, of reenacting pleasurable experiences, over-investing them with significance, and starting to obsess. Pathetically orders both food he and Kiki ate on "date", to reenact it. Fries covered with mushrooms and parmesan look and sound disgusting, even more so when Lucas drowns them in tomatillo sauce.

Lucas has odd one-handed way of eating, not just because of filming, almost like an Arabian, very off-putting. Much lip-smacking and words of praise for food.

Gross.

Also video of Lucas on empty his heading to Wal-Mart. Oh and Goldaor comments on one of the Mex. Restaurant vids that the video quality of Lucas's new camera is better.

Now you know... The rest of the story.

As much as I revel in observing and studying Wern in the wild, I just can’t sit through videos where he eats. The unbridled rapacious manner in which he devours his food is too repugnant.
 
i wonder where he picked up the habit of eating with a favored hand, or chewing with his mouth open, like some sort of field animal. developed over time in isolation where his manners and habits devolved from lack of upkeep? no guests to entertain, so no need to meaningfully bath, groom, clean, tidy, cook appetizing meals, cook meals that make sense (bizarre sensory disorder related to food maybe), or have any table manners. his slovenly habits are absolutely disgusting to even other shut in losers, yet, it's such a low bar to overcome to just shower daily, keep a tidy home, and eat with dignity.

maybe he does so because like an edgy try-hard, he knows it annoys or disgusts some and he sees it as a way to get petty revenge since everything else is either out of his control or is a complete failure.
 
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too much to hope he gets banned for his gross eating habits,guess they need the business these days.Wonder if he has more bans than CWC?
 
too much to hope he gets banned for his gross eating habits,guess they need the business these days.Wonder if he has more bans than CWC?
honestly, i kind of doubt it. while he's chimped out repeatedly and does creepy things to get banned, he's too insular and cowardly to make it a repeat habit of purposefully wearing out his welcome everywhere with demands for obedience from average staff members. iirc, the times he raged enough (or creeped enough) for him to get banned he was either leaving, doing that note thing, or having an episode, which seems to be pretty rare other than just yelling then shrinking when called out on it.

bans seem to come after the fact, and even then it seems to be a "soft ban" where a bar or something is just watching out for his antics.
 
He has new vids on his IG. Can't figure how to post.

Yesterday: All gorging at mexican restaurant, "this is what a date with me is really like" (waves shrimp soaked in gross brown sauce on fork significantly). Doesn't understand difference between daiquiri and margarita, calls all frozen fruit drinks margaritas. Sits at bar eating with one hand, filming with other, talking to self, while Jorge the slow-shift busboy dries glasses behind counter, 2 feet away.

Calls last video "another mexican restaurant" as if he's been to two, when it's clearly the same one.

Lucas has predilection for eating alone in just opened restaurants at 10 am as their first customer. Orders dinner food, enough for 2 people.

Today: Gorging at Incrediburger, decided encounter with Kiki was "a date", has begun the by-now-familiar process, to WernWatchers, of reenacting pleasurable experiences, over-investing them with significance, and starting to obsess. Pathetically orders both food he and Kiki ate on "date", to reenact it. Fries covered with mushrooms and parmesan look and sound disgusting, even more so when Lucas drowns them in tomatillo sauce.

Lucas has odd one-handed way of eating, not just because of filming, almost like an Arabian, very off-putting. Hard to explain. Much lip-smacking and words of praise for food.

Gross.

Also video of Lucas on empty bus heading to Wal-Mart. Oh and Goldaor comments on one of the Mex. Restaurant vids that the video quality of Lucas's new camera is better.

Now you know... The rest of the story.

I wonder if poor Kiki realized she was on a "date," and what she and her boyfriend would have to say about Lucas ritually recreating the "date."

It is accepted by most Wernologists that Lucas uses food in his futile efforts to locate a mate. Not only is he a gluttonous buffoon, but he believes providing food to females will demonstrate his suitability to blow schizo loads in their juicy wombs.

This is a kind of nuptial gifting called "courtship feeding." Many animals trade resources or investments for sexual access. Even humans; that's essentially the dynamic behind spending lots of time with a partner and showering them with attention and gifts.

Lucas isn't doing it right, by human behavioral patterns. He's a bit lower than that.

Humans do not generally trade gifts of food for exclusive sexual access. He is trying literal courtship feeding. That is the domain of insects and bugs, like his beloved seagulls. By trying to seduce women with displays of food, he is essentially acting like critter. Thinking and acting like a seagull, not a man.

Lucas seems to have some intuitive sense that such displays work for other men, so why not him? He's also shown that he misinterprets everything as a courtship display. For example, a credit card or car are not matters of convenience, or necessity, but rather ways to horde (sic) poon. Because that's how Lucas would use them if he could.

So, when feeling revulsion over Lucas's manners as he eats, don't miss a deeper revulsion; you are watching Lucas put on a courtship display.
 
Lucas is burning through his money with no sense of control, and for no reason. He allegedly could stay and eat at the shelter still, but he’s paying for a crappy hotel room and just blew 100 bucks on two back-to-back meals out at like 10 AM.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone so bad with money.
 
So Lucas is staying at a sleazy motel for a few days then back to the shelter because he's too stupid to manage his money. I'm surprised he's allowed any of it with how retarded he is. Even managed to arrive late and not he allowed in after spending the entire day gorging on fast food and reeing into his phone, since Lucas has nothing better to do with his life, you'd think he could actually show up on time to places
Lucas is burning through his money with no sense of control, and for no reason. He allegedly could stay and eat at the shelter still, but he’s paying for a crappy hotel room and just blew 100 bucks on two back-to-back meals out at like 10 AM.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone so bad with money.

Catfished again? I'd avoid groups like antifa given your history of bigotry Lucas, they're likely to not be as forgiving with you.
Well look at this. The Spokane freak has a new friend that is setting him up with a girl.

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He has new vids on his IG. Can't figure how to post.

Yesterday: All gorging at mexican restaurant, "this is what a date with me is really like" (waves shrimp soaked in gross brown sauce on fork significantly). Doesn't understand difference between daiquiri and margarita, calls all frozen fruit drinks margaritas. Sits at bar eating with one hand, filming with other, talking to self, while Jorge the slow-shift busboy dries glasses behind counter, 2 feet away.

Calls last video "another mexican restaurant" as if he's been to two, when it's clearly the same one.

Lucas has predilection for eating alone in just opened restaurants at 10 am as their first customer. Orders dinner food, enough for 2 people.

Today: Gorging at Incrediburger, decided encounter with Kiki was "a date", has begun the by-now-familiar process, to WernWatchers, of reenacting pleasurable experiences, over-investing them with significance, and starting to obsess. Pathetically orders both food he and Kiki ate on "date", to reenact it. Fries covered with mushrooms and parmesan look and sound disgusting, even more so when Lucas drowns them in tomatillo sauce.

Lucas has odd one-handed way of eating, not just because of filming, almost like an Arabian, very off-putting. Hard to explain. Much lip-smacking and words of praise for food.

Gross.

Also video of Lucas on empty bus heading to Wal-Mart. Oh and Goldaor comments on one of the Mex. Restaurant vids that the video quality of Lucas's new camera is better.

Now you know... The rest of the story.

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that any time he gets money his first impulse is to get drunk, stuff himself with food and then i'm sure get high when he leaves. Real mart move for an obese, diabetic schitzo. Its no wonder he acts the way he does. Also those fries sound revolting. Even moreso than that god awful parmesan and chicken fries I stupidly tried at mcdonalds awhile back that turned out to taste sour as hell and had maple syrup all over it with the cheese and chicken strip for some weird reason. I still don't know how it tasted sour with that stuff on it. It makes me wonder what lucas will do if he ever discovers poutine. Cheese, gravy and fries sounds right up lucas's alley. But I can see him doing something horrifying like adding broccoli or cucumber slices or something like that to it. or cheap shitty caviar for that matter. You know, cause he thinks the soggy, gravy and cheese covered fries are 'crunchy' like the cheese awhile back. and if anyone thinks this is too insane even for lucas i'll just remind everyone that he poured pepper all over that caviar before he ate it in a video and not only thought that was a good thing but clearly didn't realize the major, major faux pas he pulled in doing that

That said, like I said, food, booze, drugs and pussy are the only things that are rattling around in that brain of his. Food even moreso than pussy I think because he could buy pussy with that kind of money if that really was his main motivator, but he wants a very specific thing on that side of things - teen girls. Take that away and he reverts to food. Clearly, as brought up before, taught to him by his mother. I'd bet good money its not just an obsession its a coping mechanism. He's like fat bastard in austin powers with how he 'eats because hes unhappy and unhappy because he eats' it describes lucas to a T

and I shouldn't be surprised he can't tell basic drinks apart from each other. His favorite brand is, after all, something that literally redirects from bum wine on wikipedia. I wonder what he would think of a trying a caesar. I mean, at least he would be getting some tomato juice out of it. Then again, that might start giving him ideas and we'd start seeing him pouring worstershire sauce into his drinks as a normal thing or even start drinking it like he does with that peanut sauce as soon as he found out its an ingredient

Club Sandwich said:
i wonder where he picked up the habit of eating with a favored hand, or chewing with his mouth open, like some sort of field animal. developed over time in isolation where his manners and habits devolved from lack of upkeep? no guests to entertain, so no need to meaningfully bath, groom, clean, tidy, cook appetizing meals, cook meals that make sense (bizarre sensory disorder related to food maybe), or have any table manners. his slovenly habits are absolutely disgusting to even other shut in losers, yet, it's such a low bar to overcome to just shower daily, keep a tidy home, and eat with dignity.

That all speaks for itself really. He is lower than an animal, even animals groom themselves. He likely only did those things at home because his mother forced him to. and i'm not entirely convinced that is accurate either. It would explain much about why none of the kids in his class ever wanted to be around him

That guy washing the glasses a few feet away from lucas during his video ranting is probably unaware of just how thankful he should be at that moment that hes not a young zoomer girl or lucas would be back to giving creepy notes

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honestly, i kind of doubt it. while he's chimped out repeatedly and does creepy things to get banned, he's too insular and cowardly to make it a repeat habit of purposefully wearing out his welcome everywhere with demands for obedience from average staff members. iirc, the times he raged enough (or creeped enough) for him to get banned he was either leaving, doing that note thing, or having an episode, which seems to be pretty rare other than just yelling then shrinking when called out on it.

tbh I suspect alot about how he reacts when confronted with his behavior depends on what it was about. If its a 'stop being disruptive' or 'stop loitering around' sort of deal he acts meek and fucks off, but if people at these places inadvertently push one of his sacred buttons (such as implying creepy behavior toward any female customers, etc..) thats that kind of thing thats most likely to set him off and make him have an outburst because its what hes always raging about internally and can't stand being called out for it above all else. and even if he manages to hold in his rage and not go batshit he doesn't let it go and tries a passive aggressive approach to fucking with whoever did it. Like he did with cyril or how he was sitting outside the club that banned him saying shit about them in videos trying to drive away customers

wenttobermuda said:
Humans do not generally trade gifts of food for exclusive sexual access. He is trying literal courtship feeding. That is the domain of insects and bugs, like his beloved seagulls. By trying to seduce women with displays of food, he is essentially acting like critter. Thinking and acting like a seagull, not a man.

Lucas seems to have some intuitive sense that such displays work for other men, so why not him? He's also shown that he misinterprets everything as a courtship display. For example, a credit card or car are not matters of convenience, or necessity, but rather ways to horde (sic) poon. Because that's how Lucas would use them if he could.

'Hes more seagull now than man, twisted and evil'

On that note, can you imagine what lucas would be like had he been born as, say, a son of saddam hussein or one of the saudi royal family with all that money? He'd be the horrifying one you see on the news with rape and anal torture harems and the teen girls boyfriends on meat hooks in his basement for daring to try to get them away from him. If he had the resources for it he would be a horrifying predator of women. The mentality is all there, its the lack of resources that prevents it

Hey Lucas said:
Lucas is burning through his money with no sense of control, and for no reason. He allegedly could stay and eat at the shelter still, but he’s paying for a crappy hotel room and just blew 100 bucks on two back-to-back meals out at like 10 AM.

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone so bad with money.

Reminds me of an autistic girl in one of my classes in college. She signed up, started classes, got her funding for it in its entirety (as in they gave her all the money and she had to pay the school and then got whats left over) and in a few days proceeded to spend almost all of it on buying vintage lego sets on ebay. She got kicked out around late september after the cutoff date for paying for enrollment hit. Funny thing is she was in her mid 30s and looked like a model but was so autistic nobody could stand being around her for the few weeks she was there cause all she did was sit in a corner playing with lego she brought with her and would get sketchy as fuck whenever anybody tried to be nice to her or ask her about any of it. Really bizarre. That said, she never would have made it through the program anyway being like that

Though on that note i'll just point out that its a prime example of why funding should never be provided to anybody like that, it should go to the school automatically to prevent situations like that from happening. The government is really the one to blame for that because it should have known better considering there is no way everybody involved in the process wasn't aware of her issues and could have seen that coming. Come to think of it, the school let a surprisingly large number of students with questionable likelihood of being able to actually complete the program into it. and I mean some of them had serious enough issues they should have been in special schools. No way they could handle the programming side of things or the insane workload we had. There really should be some reasonable oversight for preventing that kind of thing from happening
 
maybe he does so because like an edgy try-hard, he knows it annoys or disgusts some and he sees it as a way to get pretty revenge since everything else is either out of his control or is a complete failure.
That's pretty much it. I can't find the video now, but there was one where he was obnoxiously chewing gum because it was annoying to others. It was before he got evicted.
 
The mentality is all there, its the lack of resources that prevents it
speaking on past professional experience, Lucas strikes me as an "eager opportunist". he shrinks from confrontation, and is meek when caught while doing chest thumping when he's confident it will not bring harm to him (physically or to his ego, et c). however he expects and looks for opportunities to indulge his vices, and get increasingly agitated and angry when these opportunities that he feels entitled to, do not readily present themselves.

and that's about the end of it. while he may be pushy, delusional, creepy, et c, escalating something to assault or violent rape is damaging to his ego (he isn't wanted) and he cowers from physical confrontation.

i could totally see him taking absolutely every advantage with a door-mat type target though. one that's either rendered helpless in some manner or one that is too much of a push-over to offer more than token push-back to his advances. the "give an inch, Lucas takes a mile" type of girl, if that comes across well, not sure of a better way to describe the type without getting crass or insulting.
the school let a surprisingly large number of students with questionable likelihood of being able to actually complete the program into it
schools directly profit from enrollment and federally-backed student loans and grants. schools have been a "business" for decades, like many charitable non-profits, and actively seek to ensure that they receive a steady income from donors and students, as the "product" (a better world, an education, et c) is not tied to the price charged, and in fact, can not even be delivered on. the "business" will still get paid. the loans are arguably worse, since you involve a (presumably) naive, newly minted adult in financial transaction that they mostly do not see the full context of, and have been inculcated to support (college is required for getting a good job, all non-white collar jobs are for trashy poor stupid racist rednecks, et c).

i have a special distaste for the type of people that push and buy into this sort of system because when i did contract work for the OIG for Health and Human Services (the county used the Sheriff's Dept. for services that required sworn officers) people like Lucas and that girl you mentioned and all kinds of others are prime targets of this sort of "business".
 
maybe he does so because like an edgy try-hard, he knows it annoys or disgusts some and he sees it as a way to get pretty revenge since everything else is either out of his control or is a complete failure.
That's pretty much it. I can't find the video now, but there was one where he was obnoxiously chewing gum because it was annoying to others. It was before he got evicted.
I'd say that''s the way he "naturally" eats and also chews gum with his mouth open. There is that one gum chewing video, yea that one was to be purposely disgusting.
ETA: another one.

speaking on past professional experience, Lucas strikes me as an "eager opportunist". he shrinks from confrontation, and is meek when caught while doing chest thumping when he's confident it will not bring harm to him (physically or to his ego, et c). however he expects and looks for opportunities to indulge his vices, and get increasingly agitated and angry when these opportunities that he feels entitled to, do not readily present themselves.

and that's about the end of it. while he may be pushy, delusional, creepy, et c, escalating something to assault or violent rape is damaging to his ego (he isn't wanted) and he cowers from physical confrontation.

i could totally see him taking absolutely every advantage with a door-mat type target though. one that's either rendered helpless in some manner or one that is too much of a push-over to offer more than token push-back to his advances. the "give an inch, Lucas takes a mile" type of girl, if that comes across well, not sure of a better way to describe the type without getting crass or insulting.
The "door-mat" type is the "nice girl" Lucas is looking for. While he will avoid/back down from physical confrontation in public, he's boiling over with built up rage. Lucas alone with a girl, no one else around, she rejects his advances, his rage can break through. With that surge of rage there would be no stopping him.
 
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I can, but they are public on his IG.

On the other hand, he can control the narrative there and I don't think I care for that.

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- admits to eating 2 meals right after the other

- claims he is 'taking a break from the shelter' which is what teens say when they got in shit and got a temp ban from a place. I bet he got caught with the cell phone and got booted out for awhile

- admits he 'slept in the woods cause he couldn't get back' get back from fucking what exactly? he does nothing all day, has literally nowhere to be and by his own admission isn't in the shelter at the moment and supposedly has his own room for the time being so he shouldn't have an issue 'getting back' anywhere or having to sleep in the woods. Its also directly contradictory. taking a break from the shelter while not being able to get back to the shelter. he literally contradicts himself and makes a blatantly obvious lie for which there is video evidence that he himself released to prove it a lie in the same sentence
 
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