Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas wastes so much pot. Why record and talk the whole time while your joint burns down? One of those could last you a day if you emptied it into a pipe even if you stayed high all day and he smokes like 2 at a time. I know, I guess smoking pot like an idiot makes you cool among zoomers. Also he obviously could have bought a switch if he didn't blow his money on food. I always thought Lucas would have more fun if he liked videogames because that could actually be in the cards for him, unlike a zoomer bae.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Lucas wastes so much pot. Why record and talk the whole time while your joint burns down? One of those could last you a day if you emptied it into a pipe even if you stayed high all day and he smokes like 2 at a time. I know, I guess smoking pot like an idiot makes you cool among zoomers. Also he obviously could have bought a switch if he didn't blow his money on food. I always thought Lucas would have more fun if he liked videogames because that could actually be in the cards for him, unlike a zoomer bae.
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Pot is so normalized at this point that any "Gen Z honey" he finds would find it genuinely laughable how seriously he takes pot.

His fixation about smoking two joints is probably just the result of him hearing a "Sublime" song, and that's like newbie stoner 101.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Homeless guy just rolling up and smoking a ten dollar bill, pretty much. It's ridiculous how he thinks this flexing is going to work when almost everyone in the country just got the same money.
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Every homeless guys has weed, so he's bragging about something that's pretty much a given.

But the difference is some hobo's actually have some interesting stories to tell or some interesting personalities, but I can't imagine anyone would wanna be around Lucas, regardless of what drug they can get.

But hey maybe he'll finally find his desperate stoner GF to share his telomeres with. Or maybe he'll get robbed for posting his stash on social media, the possibilities are endless.
 
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mothman96 said:
Did you say Lucas can only have up to a certain amt in savings, and if he goes over it can affect his SSI?
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Yes, the limit is a hard $2000 in countable resources and the gov't doesn't fuck around with that.

Rescuetoast said:
ETA technically he’s doing what he’s supposed to be doing with his stimulus check- spending that shit all in one place. I said earlier in the thread that people like him are the best people to give these stimulus checks to, this is why. He hasn’t progressed beyond “want shiny things”.
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You're right, and it's sad. I forget that it's not like Lucas can save this money in any way. He can either burn through it quickly now, or be carrying $1000+ on him while homeless and an easy target since he's the Spokane pedo.
 
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Lucas wastes pretty much anything he is given in life, be it food, money, weed, or second chances. He's actually a good example of how not to handle your money for young people so they don't end up hobos with no friends like Lucas.
I thought Lucas hates video games because he hates "complex stories". Probably for the best as he's the exact kind of dumb paypig companies like Activision love to target
Fatal Walter said:
Lucas wastes so much pot. Why record and talk the whole time while your joint burns down? One of those could last you a day if you emptied it into a pipe even if you stayed high all day and he smokes like 2 at a time. I know, I guess smoking pot like an idiot makes you cool among zoomers. Also he obviously could have bought a switch if he didn't blow his money on food. I always thought Lucas would have more fun if he liked videogames because that could actually be in the cards for him, unlike a zoomer bae.
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DeletedSoul said:
I dunno if anyone saw, but in SOFALAW we received a delightful first person accounting of all of Lucas's eight "girlfriends."

There is a LOT to unpack here, including the fact that for some reason he keeps typing guys' names and then correcting them to women's names, the first two are of course middle/high school flings, and we may have confirmation of Lucas's attempted threesome with the guy whose dick he sucked.

However, the biggest news here is that Lucas admits that his first significant relationship after high school was with a mom of three kids, and she ghosted him IMMEDIATELY after he met her kids for the first time, after 3 months of online and IRL contact. If that doesn't ring alarm bells, I don't know what does.
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Don't be surprised. Most parents have natural radar in their head and are able to guess correctly what might be intentions of a target person towards their children. To be honest, besides psychopaths and sociopaths most people are not able to conceal their real thoughs and emotions.
 
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Looks like he’s getting his DS for free. What address did Lucas give him, the woods?

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So rather than giving the DS to Toys for Tots or some legitimate charity, where it could go to a little kid who's not a monster, Goldaor is going to reward Lucas for his behavior with a gift.

Which, you know, is the only currency guaranteed to perpetuate the behavior, because Lucas already thinks he's so deserving of everything.

Why? You don't need to give him things to guarantee interviews. His loneliness and Goldaors fake sympathy is enough to guarantee interviews in perpetuity.

But do what you will, Goldaor. SMH.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
But do what you will, Goldaor. SMH.
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On one hand I'm annoyed by anyone giving Lucas gifts, on the other hand, people are safer as long as he's distracted. Giving this 40 year old bum an obsolete Nintendo handheld isn't going to attract anyone to him as much as say, a free meal would.
I meant to say this after the first interview, but when Goldaor got Lucas to rant against Chris-Chan, people in chat were begging him to ask Lucas if he would ever date a transperson.
That better be in the second interview. :popcorn:
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
On one hand I'm annoyed by anyone giving Lucas gifts, on the other hand, people are safer as long as he's distracted. Giving this 40 year old bum an obsolete Nintendo handheld isn't going to attract anyone to him as much as say, a free meal would.
I meant to say this after the first interview, but when Goldaor got Lucas to rant against Chris-Chan, people in chat were begging him to ask Lucas if he would ever date a transperson.
That better be in the second interview. :popcorn:
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His reply about Chris Chan.

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