Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Kinda ironic the list is all things he is not.


Compassion; "I don't care enough to care about you"

Inventiveness: Lucas hasn't had an original thought in his head since at least childhood. Those culinary abominations don't count Lucas

Dignity: you're homeless, and begging online for food and sex, there's nothing dignified about your 40 year old creeper ass

Grit: ah yes, "passion and perseverance for long-term and meaningful goals". Lucas has neither of these, he blows all his money on weed and junk food at the first chance he gets even while homeless. He has no long term goals beyond impregnating a teen girl with no plans for after.

Humility: constantly bragging about eating overpriced junk food and weed is not humble, nor is constantly trying to put others down to make yourself look good

Friendliness: you have no friends due to how toxic and parasitic you are Lucas

Passion: the only passion in your life is food and the pursuit of sex with minors, and you barely put effort into the latter

Sexual: you sure sexualise people half your age or younger Lucas. You haven't had sex with anyone besides a vulnerable older woman, you're only sexual aspect is being an incel

Handsome: you're fat, balding, and have really bad skin. Never mind your psychotic eyes. Nobody honestly finds you attractive Lucas. That's one reason you're an incel

Gentle: that domestic violence charge and videos threatening to attack people sure are gentle Lucas, not to mention the no-contact orders

Toughness: you're one of the biggest cowards I've seen, you immediately back down when told to shut up irl by anyone. I'm surprised there aren't any delinquent high school kids fucking with you on the streets at this point

Open mindedness: nothing says open minded ness like shitting on people's beliefs while they feed your fat ass and give you a place to sleep. Not to mention how you constantly call others queers/lesbians for disagreeing with you or not being attracted to you

Sweet: calling women bitches and whores, and telling them they can't think for themselves isn't sweet or attractive Lucas, you should listen to your mother more

Funny: you have a funny face/figure and haircut/hairline/bald patch. People laugh at you, not with you

Creative: and yet you've failed at every attempt at creating, your board games are a joke, much like your life

Intelligence: failed high school (allegedly), and community college. Has been catfished multiple times to this day, and doesn't realise Goldaor is trolling you

Empathy: "I don't care about your problems" "I don't care enough to care about you"

Driven: doesn't work, doesn't make any effort in life besides screaming into his phone

Stronkman: has no muscle, is weak willed, and has "skinny arms"

Revolutionary: being a pedophile who tries to use pseudoscience is not revolutionary. Nor is trying to leech off communist/anarchist movements to groom teen girls
How is "sexual" a quality? By this logic John Wayne Gacy was a right proper gentleman.
 
I have to ask, in what way is Lucas a volcel? He begs for sex in every video.
Lucas has proven he can have sex even when he's massively obese and physically worse than he is now, therefore he's not incel. He's volcel because he's willingly such a horrible disgusting person. We can argue the term, but I don't care tbh.
 
Lucas has proven he can have sex even when he's massively obese and physically worse than he is now, therefore he's not incel. He's volcel because he's willingly such a horrible disgusting person. We can argue the term, but I don't care tbh.
Incel doesn't mean INCAPABLE of having sex, like from a physical disability, it means UNABLE to find a willing sexual partner.

Which Lucas is.
 
Ok he what now? I like to think I'm a decent Wernerologist but I've never even heard of his "It Gets Better" manifesto or anything like that. Do you happen to have a link, or know approximately what page it might be posted on? Thanks in advance, if you do, because this sounds hilarious.
VoidFace, let me start by saying how much I appreciate what you do. I consider myself a fairly decent person, but I hate Lucas Werner with every fiber of my being. He is disgusting and reprehensible on a level rarely reached by most. As such, I feel no guilt or remorse for deriving pleasure from his misery.

One of my biggest issues with the fat fuck is his raging hypocrisy. Most notably, his recent claims that he doesn’t consider himself bipolar, yet he has no qualms about collecting government benefits for it. I’d love to see a video about this. He’s been on a posting rant about doctors and how doctors in it for the money suck, and women who love doctors for their money suck; yet is it not insanely greedy and capitalistic of him to take government funds from those truly in need, if he doesn’t truly need them?
 
Such a society would benefit all men and all women, and women really are happier under the authority of men. Such a society would foster a culture where the strong men help the weak men as a social responsibility, that's my idea of a civilized and cultured society where we should strive to advance towards.
Sociaties never benefited from helping beta males.
 
The other stuff from last night.


There are some instances in Werns calmer moments in his videos where he comes off as extremely feminine. The way he bats his eyes, pulls his long hair back, etc. Makes me wonder if he was on a regular medication to control his manic episodes (where his male aggression shines through) that he just might come out gay or become trans. Maybe this is a factor in why he doesn’t like doctors or taking meds? Anyway, I think the potential is definitely there bubbling under the surface.
 
One of my biggest issues with the fat fuck is his raging hypocrisy. Most notably, his recent claims that he doesn’t consider himself bipolar, yet he has no qualms about collecting government benefits for it. I’d love to see a video about this. He’s been on a posting rant about doctors and how doctors in it for the money suck, and women who love doctors for their money suck; yet is it not insanely greedy and capitalistic of him to take government funds from those truly in need, if he doesn’t truly need them?
I think Lucas barely addressed it in the first Goldor interview. He did his usual script about capitalism, evil greedy doctors and how he's not really bipolar or schizo, but it's fine that he collects SSI because "they give it to me, what am I supposed to do?". We also know he's not ignorant about where that money comes from as he's explained his EBT card in detail to us. Lucas is pure hypocrisy and inconsistencies.
 
Lucas would make an exceptional troon, but it's not in the cards. Still, imagine him armed with "transphobia" rhetoric, demanding that lesbians take a load from his lady dick.

Also, I don't read Lucas as being particularly hypocritical or inconsistent.

As to the former, he doesn't have values that he fails to conform his behavior to; rather, he has conflicting justifications and explanations for his behavior and the results. Whenever Lucas pontificates on his "beliefs," he's coming from a defensive place, addressing how that despite his station in life he is 1) plenty good, and 2) all of his problems are the world's fault, not his. Many of his justifications are at odds with each other. But he has no values, just various ways of saying "Give me that."

In this, he is very consistent. He wants what he wants, and doesn't feel he ought to have to work for it. He wants money to spend on garbage, but he doesn't want to earn it, and has very little of it. Therefore, capitalism bad. But to the extent he can take advantage of capitalism, that's fine because it can't be capitalism if it benefits him, because he's plenty good.

Underlying all of this is Lucas's desire to be taken care of (mommy, old gf, government, zoomer bae), but also respected as a male. There's a tension in that, that eludes him, and leads to some bizarre behavior. I think this is one of the keys to his character: a desire to be a spoiled fat baby, and also a powerful patriarch.
 
Wow, I watched the latest instagram video. Lucas definitely has something against doctors in particular. Everyone who was saying that were right. He might have dealt with these kind of greedy doctors when he was taking medication when he was younger but I don't trust Lucas to ever know what's going on. It's just as likely he didn't.
 
Wow, I watched the latest instagram video. Lucas definitely has something against doctors in particular. Everyone who was saying that were right. He might have dealt with these kind of greedy doctors when he was taking medication when he was younger but I don't trust Lucas to ever know what's going on. It's just as likely he didn't.
I think that this is a really interesting point, and I have some theories.

Lucas, the avatar of incompetence, is horrified and threatened by doctors' expertise.

Doctors guide their patients to health, and you're supposed to take their advice, even if you're a diabetic, schizo, fat fuck with MRSA.

Lucas has spent decades under the care of doctors, when there is plainly nothing wrong with him. He's plenty good!

Doctors are well respected, and Lucas, as a reviled hobo creep, is jealous of them.

Doctors treated his MRSA, outraging him because he wants to die.

Parents hope their children grow up to become a doctor, not a schizo sex creep.

Doctors are agents of capitalism, sent by evil forces to cock block him.

Doctors are well compensated for their time, which Lucas finds upsetting and confusing.

And finally: Lucas is just an envious, insignificant oaf, lost in a world that neither wants nor needs him.

Eta: there's 2 other videos addressed to why Lucas's baes love and like...doctors.
 
The only one from today so far.

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He sounds utterly unhinged in that clip. 'you're lying to me'

Who exactly is 'lying to you' lucas? No woman has anything to do with you. Literally all of this 'all zoomers are socialist, communist, bernie supporters who don't care about money' is something he made up in his own head and is projecting on them and then getting pissy and losing his shit at them for not being true to his delusions. Its textbook psycho behavior at its finest. As for his hatred of doctors that one is obvious:

1) they don't tell him what he wants to hear and its not like he can really argue against them because they are the doctor after all
2) they are the ones diagnosing him with mental and general health problems which he claims he doesn't have
3) they are successful, have houses, money, cars and wives, all of which he wants
4) fundamentally lucas thinks there is absolutely nothing wrong with him. Nothing at all. He rationalizes and double thinks everything into him being a perfect specimen for breeding. Even the trips to the nuthouse are rationalized as someone elses doing cause hes totally not crazy he just got pushed into acting crazy. Just like he isn't a violent domestic abuser he just got pushed into it by suzanne who deliberately set him up by buying him that sodastream knowing he would drink so much soda it would make him go batshit....which tells you just how fucked up his reasoning is

Its the same with his lunacy relating to socialism and capitalism. He supports socialism because he thinks it will benefit him without having to do anything. If he were born into a rich family he'd be 100% capitalist and looking down on the masses instead. Everything about lucas is centered around how everything, everyone and everything he exposed to can serve his needs and wants. He has no tolerance for anything or anyone that doesn't and only supports anything that does because it does. He'd be cheering on the SS gassing all the jews if he thought he'd get all the money stolen from them out of it
 
Wow, I watched the latest instagram video. Lucas definitely has something against doctors in particular. Everyone who was saying that were right. He might have dealt with these kind of greedy doctors when he was taking medication when he was younger but I don't trust Lucas to ever know what's going on. It's just as likely he didn't.
To be fair, everyone that's been through the mental health system is likely to have a problem with a doctor at some point, many of which are justified.
 
He'd be doing what he did at Pioneer, threatening anyone who doesn't give him a girlfriend half his age with being reported to the Gestapo as Jews. He'd also be leaving notes around town saying he's gonna report any Jews who don't have the hook up
He'd be cheering on the SS gassing all the jews if he thought he'd get all the money stolen from them out of it
 
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