Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[wenttobermuda]

Of COURSE he turned you down; even an ultra-softball "debate" like what Goldaor provided was too much for Bitch Boy to handle....also, did anyone notice how odd it was that the 22-year-old man seemed much more mature and responsible than the 40-year-old?

Yeah, I know it's obvious, but it was still odd to hear it in real time.

He actually sounds dumber when he's talking to other people , rather than his solo insanity, because when he's ranting on his own it's not as obvious that he constantly changes the subject unintentionally, but when he's talking to someone his non-sequiturs and his inability to stay focused become extremely obvious. He CANT CONTROL HIMSELF.

Listening to Lucas speak with Goldaor was jarring, in part because the conversation was so asymmetrical. Lucas didn't answer specific questions, jumped around from bad idea to bad idea, and brought up points that had no obvious relationship to anything Goldoar said. He was unfocused, disjointed.

As a reminder, disorganized speech and low verbal fluency are symptoms of schizophrenia and related disorders. We may add them to our master list, along with incontinence, hallucinations, agitation, compulsive behavior, etc. This to me is the most noteworthy thing about his speech.

Focusing on his speech puts Lucas's attempts to seduce in context, and gives a fine sense of how loathsome he must be in the flesh. Imagine you're a Zoomer bae, and there's this balding oaf who approaches you. He smells like piss. He opens his mouth, and fragmented nonsense comes out. He seems to be trying to explain the potential of his balls and dna.

I've always suspected that Lucas's notorious notes were a product of his lack of nerve, but now I wonder if they're an attempt to deal with his low verbal fluency. And also exert control over the "exchange" He prefers soliloquies.

 

[WonderWino]

I've always suspected that Lucas's notorious notes were a product of his lack of nerve, but now I wonder if they're an attempt to deal with his low verbal fluency. And also exert control over the "exchange" He prefers soliloquies.

Lucas prefers soliloquies you say?

To ree or not to ree, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind of the wern to suffer the slings and arrows of agephobic bigot republicans,
Or to take up arms against a sea of agephobic troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache of weakened DNA and lack of a zoomer girlfriend that 40 year old flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
To die, to sleep; To sleep perchance to dream of anally fisting a zoomer bae-aye, theres the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come to a broke homeless atheist,
When we have shuffled off this morbidly obese coil,
Must give us pause-theres the respect that makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of sofalaw,
Th'oppressors wrong, the smug christian bigotry,
The pangs of dispriz'd zoomer love, the consent laws delay,
The insolence of republicans in office, and the spurns
That mental patient merit of th'unworthy hot takes,
When he himself might his schizophrenia make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life of homeless shelters and cheesy cukes,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn no homeless pedo returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to other states that we know not the consent laws of?
Thus bigotry does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of communism is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard the zoomer baes turn awry
And I lose their instagram handle

Also the two aren't mutually exclusive. Its likely both to some degree. At least part of it is his overall cowardice and knowing he couldn't handle it if she said she wasn't interested to his face or criticized/laughed at him

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas prefers soliloquies you say?

To ree or not to ree, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind of the wern to suffer the slings and arrows of agephobic bigot republicans,
Or to take up arms against a sea of agephobic troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die-to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache of weakened DNA and lack of a zoomer girlfriend that 40 year old flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
To die, to sleep; To sleep perchance to dream of anally fisting a zoomer bae-aye, theres the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come to a broke homeless atheist,
When we have shuffled off this morbidly obese coil,
Must give us pause-theres the respect that makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of sofalaw,
Th'oppressors wrong, the smug christian bigotry,
The pangs of dispriz'd zoomer love, the consent laws delay,
The insolence of republicans in office, and the spurns
That mental patient merit of th'unworthy hot takes,
When he himself might his schizophrenia make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life of homeless shelters and cheesy cukes,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn no homeless pedo returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to other states that we know not the consent laws of?
Thus bigotry does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of communism is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard the zoomer baes turn awry
And I lose their instagram handle

Also the two aren't mutually exclusive. Its likely both to some degree. At least part of it is his overall cowardice and knowing he couldn't handle it if she said she wasn't interested to his face or criticized/laughed at him

Lucas needs to make his quietus with a bare bodkin, if you know what I mean.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas needs to make his quietus with a bare bodkin, if you know what I mean.

The ladies don’t protest enough, methinks.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I'm not actually sure. I suppose as long as the homeless population doesn't expand, and they still have beds: maybe it can be indefinite?



It's amazing to me how he keeps sounding dumber and crazier. I thought about offering more money, or idk...setting up a gofundme or some shit to entice him with possible winnings, but he bitched out pretty quick,

I mean...I knew he would, he's too much of a coward not to, but I thought it would take longer.

Lucas is unable to debate.
I don't mean win, I mean successfully debate at all.
He'd have to wait his turn. He'd try to force the moderator to award him points for showing up.

Luke should have taken rhetoric and debate in community college, just to better articulate his insanity

 

[mothman96]

Every homeless shelter story I've heard has limited time stays like 30 days, then hop around to another in the area. And they make you see a counselor, along with the religious ones making you go to church. I suspect that's why Lucas never shuts up about religion.

Other church run homeless shelters in Spokane may have limited stays/require going to church, but it doesn't look like HOC operates that way. The homeless can sleep there for any length, they just have to get there in time to get a bed. Also, even though it's run by Catholic Charities, I don't think they make the homeless go to church.
There is a church adjacent to Pioneer Pathway called Moziac fellowship. Moziac fellowship does bible studies at Pioneer Pathway which may have added fuel to Lucas spewing about religion.

ETA:
The Spokane freak posted a new video. He's still using HOC as his personal Motel 6. Thought today he would have been put back out in the street during the day.

 

[teleméres69]

Lucas has finally compared himself to the Joker, and I couldn't be more happy. I hope he goes full 'we live in a society' incel. He even has the hairline for the Joker. Shame he'll never dye his hair green

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas has finally compared himself to the Joker, and I couldn't be more happy. I hope he goes full 'we live in a society' incel. He even has the hairline for the Joker. Shame he'll never dye his hair green

I'd pay money to see that. A wholly ineffectual, uncharismatic, dimwit incel Joker? Yes. Fucking. Please. That would be an amazing next chapter for Lucas.

 

[Da Dude123]

"Date me, I live in a homeless shelter! Reeee!"

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas has finally compared himself to the Joker, and I couldn't be more happy. I hope he goes full 'we live in a society' incel. He even has the hairline for the Joker. Shame he'll never dye his hair green

It's a good thing that he specified the Joker "from Batman", or we would have all been like "Who's this 'Joker' fellow? I don't know no freakin' 'Joker's!"



Mong.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I enjoy Lucas's characteristic attempts to turn his liabilities into strengths. Rather than feel embarrassment over being homeless, he tries to seduce Zoomer baes with it. Same with his age (I may be old, but men age like cheese [farts]), his bald spot (balding men are virile!), etc.

It's almost an Orwellian mating strategy.

I can't credit this as a cunning ploy. Lucas just doesn't understand his value as a man, or how he comes off. He fails to see himself through other's eyes. He won't waiver from the notion that he is plenty good. There is no legitimate reason not to mate with him, so everything about him is attractive and suitable for calling attention to. Thus:

"I'm a socialist homeless Xoomer, take my magical loads bae!"

Spoiler: 16the century posting

Lucas, thou lily-liver’d boy, thou rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon, thou fly-bitten, rump-fed hog. Most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. Away, you three inch fool!

 

[Fatal Walter]

I like how he puts all these hashtags related to the protests but conspicuously leaves out black lives matter. I feel like he must be doing it on purpose by now.

 

[Da Dude123]

Well, to be fair. What does BLM have to do with him bragging about living in a homeless shelter and going reee about all the communist babes not lining up at HOC to meet him and throw their panties at him?

I like how he puts all these hashtags related to the protests but conspicuously leaves out black lives matter. I feel like he must be doing it on purpose by now.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Not everyone lives on a fucking busline, you bipolar, incontinent, old coot.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Not everyone lives on a fucking busline, you bipolar, incontinent, old coot.

or in a place that HAS public transportation. Has he ever BEEN to a non-metropolis?

 

[PrincessKidana]

or in a place that HAS public transportation. Has he ever BEEN to a non-metropolis?

He talks about his parents having lots of money and houses and shit so did he just forget what it is like living somewhere that doesn't have public transportation? Is his memory failing him?

 

[mothman96]

When he was hanging out with the 30 yr old platonic friend, he was getting into her car and she was driving him places. I bet if a zoomer babe with a car showed up at the shelter looking for the Spokane freak, in a split second he'd be jumping into her car. He rages out of envy that he doesn't qualify to get a vehicle and that no one is offering to drive him around.

ETA:
During the Corrina affair, he was willing to give her money for gas so she could drive to visit him at the Phoenix House.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I'd pay money to see that. A wholly ineffectual, uncharismatic, dimwit incel Joker? Yes. Fucking. Please. That would be an amazing next chapter for Lucas.

He fights a hip, flatbill millennial Batman that hordes all the fertile zoomer baes.

Not everyone lives on a fucking busline, you bipolar, incontinent, old coot.

"I don't have a car or a license so you're selfish if you have one. Date me because I have no car!"
"I don't have a house so you are greedy if you have one. Date me because I'm homeless!"
"I don't have money so you are an evil capitalist if you have money. Date me because I'm poor!"
"I don't have youth so you are immature and stupid if you are young. Date me because I'm old!"

 

[VoidFace]

He fights a hip, flatbill millennial Batman that hordes all the fertile zoomer baes.

Yes, Hollywood? This concept here, please. You can even keep Twilight twat, he seems like the right kind of douche.

 

[PrincessKidana]

"I don't have a car or a license so you're selfish if you have one. Date me because I have no car!"
"I don't have a house so you are greedy if you have one. Date me because I'm homeless!"
"I don't have money so you are an evil capitalist if you have money. Date me because I'm poor!"
"I don't have youth so you are immature and stupid if you are young. Date me because I'm old!"

The accuracy of this is painful.