Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BowlOfDick]

Did you say "baby dick"? Is it time for us to marvel at Lucas's dick pics again? Its been at least a few pages.

Some of the cruelest Wernologists care about his baby dick, right? It's funny.

Spoiler: Dic lol

Raise your hands for dick.
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Spoiler: Ok

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Lucas can't control his bladder
Lucas has no jizz to splatter
Crows about his baby batter
Impotent, pants pissing satyr
Has no bae, but if he had her
There would be the sorry matter:
Just too little dick to stab her.

Is that.. is that diabetic ulcer on the underside of his penis? In the bottom right picture.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm actually kind of surprised by how 'nice' HOC is. It's nothing fancy but it looks well-maintained, well-lit, and clean. As per usual, he doesn't know how good he has it.

 

[mothman96]

I'm actually kind of surprised by how 'nice' HOC is. It's nothing fancy but it looks well-maintained, well-lit, and clean. As per usual, he doesn't know how good he has it.

He doesn't appreciate anything unless it comes with a hoard of Gen Z babes all wanting his almost dead micro dick.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

That's another reason why Goldaor's attempts to "life coach" Lucas is just giving him false hope.
Even if Lucas was 180 pounds of lean muscle, he'd still be a poor 40 year old balding uneducated unskilled unmedicated schizophrenic misogynist with a micro-penis.
Goldaor is understandably projecting his own life experiences about getting in shape and learning the currency of attractiveness, but Lucas plus the gym just equals a more dangerous Lucas, thankfully the crippled foot will keep him from even getting that far.

 

[mothman96]

That's another reason why Goldaor's attempts to "life coach" Lucas is just giving him false hope.
Even if Lucas was 180 pounds of lean muscle, he'd still be a poor 40 year old balding uneducated unskilled unmedicated schizophrenic misogynist with a micro-penis.
Goldaor is understandably projecting his own life experiences about getting in shape and learning the currency of attractiveness, but Lucas plus the gym just equals a more dangerous Lucas, thankfully the crippled foot will keep him from even getting that far.

Left a major one out. He'd still be a pedo.

 

[wenttobermuda]

That's another reason why Goldaor's attempts to "life coach" Lucas is just giving him false hope.
Even if Lucas was 180 pounds of lean muscle, he'd still be a poor 40 year old balding uneducated unskilled unmedicated schizophrenic misogynist with a micro-penis.
Goldaor is understandably projecting his own life experiences about getting in shape and learning the currency of attractiveness, but Lucas plus the gym just equals a more dangerous Lucas, thankfully the crippled foot will keep him from even getting that far.

Lucas is a turd. A human turd. Goldoar is trying very earnestly to polish a turd. I cannot fathom his motivations. The proper response to a turd is to laugh at it and hope someone steps on it.

 

[LeeLoo]

Good Lord. How the fuck does he get so greasy, sweaty and disheveled so quickly? Oh, and apparently refusing to date an obese schizophrenic pedo with a record of domestic violence is the same thing as hating gay people.

 

[Wernology]

Good Lord. How the fuck does he get so greasy, sweaty and disheveled so quickly? Oh, and apparently refusing to date an obese schizophrenic pedo with a record of domestic violence is the same thing as hating gay people.

That image was far too good to not use as a youtube thumbnail so...

 

[PrincessKidana]

How does he think that women would find this even remotely attractive?

You're not just an old coot, Lucas. You are disgusting looking, have poor hygiene, and the world is better off if your genetics die off with you. This is as simple as survival of the fittest. You fail, Lucas. Accept your fate of being the end of your line.

 

[LeeLoo]

How does he think that women would find this even remotely attractive?

You're not just an old coot, Lucas. You are disgusting looking, have poor hygiene, and the world is better off if your genetics die off with you. This is as simple as survival of the fittest. You fail, Lucas. Accept your fate of being the end of your line.

YES!!! As a student of Wernology, this is the one question I want answered! What exactly does he see in this pic that we don’t?! We see a wildly unattractive, overweight, disheveled man who has an unsettling look of rage and mania. But according to him, he’s handsome. It’s mind boggling.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Lucas Werner,
I know you stalk this sacred place. You need to explain to us how you feel you are attractive and physically appealing to women. Not even just GenZ women. All women. Explain what positive attributes you have that would cause any woman at any age to look at you and say "That is the man that I want to impregnate me." You can even do it in ranting video form but please, please do this for us.
Sincerely,
Every Wernologist ever.

 

[VoidFace]

Got my girlfriend to try poking Werner about a debate, just to see if maybe prodding from a woman would get him going. Nope.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas Werner,
I know you stalk this sacred place. You need to explain to us how you feel you are attractive and physically appealing to women. Not even just GenZ women. All women. Explain what positive attributes you have that would cause any woman at any age to look at you and say "That is the man that I want to impregnate me." You can even do it in ranting video form but please, please do this for us.
Sincerely,
Every Wernologist ever.

I suspect that this clip sums lucas's view of himself up rather accurately

 

[wenttobermuda]

Good Lord. How the fuck does he get so greasy, sweaty and disheveled so quickly? Oh, and apparently refusing to date an obese schizophrenic pedo with a record of domestic violence is the same thing as hating gay people.

Lol "homocide" against the gays. Lucas is just enlightened, isn't he? No wonder he wrote for the It Gets Better project, explaining how he's fine with gays and can't stand being called gay.

Lucas has noticed that lately he is chastised for calling people "gay" and "faggot." Or "fay-git." From this, he's concluded that people shouldn't call him "creep." If some people shouldn't be insulted for immutable characteristics, then Lucas shouldn't be called out for his creepy behavior. That's bigotry. And all bigotry is equally reprehensible, and contrary to left wing mores. Therefore, not letting him attempt to penetrate you with his tiny, diabetic dick is a hate crime. Like homocide.

YES!!! As a student of Wernology, this is the one question I want answered! What exactly does he see in this pic that we don’t?! We see a wildly unattractive, overweight, disheveled man who has an unsettling look of rage and mania. But according to him, he’s handsome. It’s mind boggling.

This is one of the strange mysteries Wernology seeks answers for. What do we make of it?

Spoiler: Ugly sonofabitch

We must start with Lucas's mother, trite as that may sound. Evidence derived from Myrna's blog and Facebook suggest she excessively praised her "beautiful boy." He's heard he is Mommy's handsome baby his entire life. This is understood to be an overreaction to Lucas's lack of popularity and general social ineptitude as a child. He didn't get affirmation, attention or praise from anyone else, so mommy buried him in it.

Thus, Lucas enters life thinking he's attractive, because mommy says so. It's one of his core beliefs.

There are other factors to consider, and I'll struggle for brevity. First, we should address Lucas's very highly developed sense of self esteem. He is willing to believe anything positive about himself and ignore all evidence to the contrary. If a desperate hambeast in 2007 said he waw cute, he will remember it forever. If someone once said "You're tall," to Lucas this is unassailable proof of how hot he is.

Note that Lucas also shifts definitions and standards to suit him. Broke? Fine, socialism, doesn't matter. Someone uglier got a bae? Fine, that just shows he's plenty good. Fat? No, used to be deathfat, etc.

Lucas is also, in a sense, frozen in time. He is stuck in highschool, still chasing the type of girls that rejected him. He doesn't understand how he's aged.

Moreover, Lucas is, as we all know, delusional. Who knows how he reads his reflection?

Finally, Lucas lacks self awareness, and the ability/desire to see himself through other's eyes. This makes him even more resistant to the terrible realization he is a wretched oaf.

I'm certain there are other considerations and competing theories, and I look forward to reading them.

 

[Poop Shoot]

That’s right gen Z ladies, you too can share in his bounty of flaming hot Doritos and bean dip.

Clearly that’ll make em wet.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Got my girlfriend to try poking Werner about a debate, just to see if maybe prodding from a woman would get him going. Nope. View attachment 1392806View attachment 1392808View attachment 1392810View attachment 1392811

What are you trying to accomplish here? What kind of debate are you going to have with a swiss cheese brained schizo? He'll just yell crazy shit and pay no mind to any argument that runs contra to his ideals. It's debating a broken record player. If you're just trying to talk to Lucas for lulz then your approach needs working. Lucas is a known coward and is going to shy away from confrontation. Those messages sent are obviously offputting. He is making it clear that he doesn't want a fight. If you really want to question Lucas then you need to be nicer.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Not a dry seat in the house when Lucas is around... including his own

 

[mothman96]

He keeps leaning his head against the wall, he's going to make a big greasy/dirty wall spot like he did at Pioneer Pathway.

 

[WonderWino]

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He keeps leaning his head against the wall, he's going to make a big greasy/dirty wall spot like he did at Pioneer Pathway.

I'm starting to wonder if its how he marks his territory, like a moose scraping bark off of trees and dogs pissing all over the place. Which come to think of it might also have something to do with why he pisses in sinks

 

[teleméres69]

"#Nonviolence" *has a criminal record for violence towards women and for stalking women*

YES!!! As a student of Wernology, this is the one question I want answered! What exactly does he see in this pic that we don’t?! We see a wildly unattractive, overweight, disheveled man who has an unsettling look of rage and mania. But according to him, he’s handsome. It’s mind boggling.