Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd said:
What are you trying to accomplish here? What kind of debate are you going to have with a swiss cheese brained schizo? He'll just yell crazy shit and pay no mind to any argument that runs contra to his ideals. It's debating a broken record player. If you're just trying to talk to Lucas for lulz then your approach needs working. Lucas is a known coward and is going to shy away from confrontation. Those messages sent are obviously offputting. He is making it clear that he doesn't want a fight. If you really want to question Lucas then you need to be nicer.
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I completely agree. What was the point of this?

You let Lucas say things to your girlfriend that I would punch a man in the face for saying to my wife, and accomplished what exactly? Learning that he's a vulgar piece of s*** who has a high opinion of himself and it's totally unwilling to answer any questions that suggests that he's anything other than perfect?

We knew that already.

No offense, you seem like an ok guy and I like your videos, but I really can't see what you intended here, and subjecting your girlfriend to Lucas's highly sexualized insults kind of makes you look like the idiot.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I completely agree. What was the point of this?

You let Lucas say things to your girlfriend that I would punch a man in the face for saying to my wife, and accomplished what exactly? Learning that he's a vulgar piece of s*** who has a high opinion of himself and it's totally unwilling to answer any questions that suggests that he's anything other than perfect?

We knew that already.

No offense, you seem like an ok guy and I like your videos, but I really can't see what you intended here, and subjecting your girlfriend to Lucas's highly sexualized insults kind of makes you look like the idiot.
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Why on earth would I care what Lucas has to say to my girlfriend (who is herself a Wernerologist and literally volunteered to do it)?

Neither of us are bothered by anything he said, and in fact we had a hearty laugh. Sooooo...🤷🏻‍♂️
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I completely agree. What was the point of this?

You let Lucas say things to your girlfriend that I would punch a man in the face for saying to my wife, and accomplished what exactly? Learning that he's a vulgar piece of s*** who has a high opinion of himself and it's totally unwilling to answer any questions that suggests that he's anything other than perfect?

We knew that already.

No offense, you seem like an ok guy and I like your videos, but I really can't see what you intended here, and subjecting your girlfriend to Lucas's highly sexualized insults kind of makes you look like the idiot.
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Given the fact that she gives it right back to him, I doubt she is very bothered by him calling her a cunt or a slut. Given the fact that I call people cunts and sluts consistently, neither word offends me. She might be the same. Also, consider the source. Nothing Lucas says holds any fucking weight. All weight automatically goes to his bloated gut and big fucking head.
 
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PrincessKidana said:
Given the fact that she gives it right back to him, I doubt she is very bothered by him calling her a cunt or a slut. Given the fact that I call people cunts and sluts consistently, neither word offends me. She might be the same. Also, consider the source. Nothing Lucas says holds any fucking weight. All weight automatically goes to his bloated gut and big fucking head.
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So I guess you're the gf then?
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Maybe something that doesn’t involve nagging a mentally ill man to talk to you, I suppose. That’s one option.
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You're on a website dedicated to poking and documenting lolcows like Lucas, irrespective of whatever mental illnesses they have. If you actually cared about that you wouldn't be here.

Plus, let's address the fact this forum could easily be private. It could easily be made in such a way that said lolcows can't come here and become enraged at the things said about them. None of us care about Lucas suffering, or being pestered or annoyed.

Glass houses, bruh hahaha.
 
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Baguette Child said:
Ladies, ladies- You're both pretty.

Not that your back and forth isn't fun, but shitting up a thread with off topic stuff happens way too often on this site. Take it to DMs or something.
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I’m prettier :)

also I’m all for making fun of lucas however possible...this site just frowns on actively we.ening and poking the cows.
 
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It saddens me to see Wernologists arguing about something besides Lucas's specific diagnosis, or when he'll finally be subject to confinement again.

So let's talk about Lucas's health problems , as they specifically relates to his penis. Because it's funny.

Lucas is an untreated diabetic and doesn't practice proper hygiene. He wears dirty boxers, seldom showers, and pisses himself routinely. As a diabetic, his piss is probably extra sugary. My research suggests that potential penis related diabetes symptoms can include impotence, infection, and sores. The combination of sugary urine also encourages fungal infections. Like yeast or thrush. Balanitis and impotence for sure.

So not only is his penis comically small, and not suited for intercourse, it's very likely filthy and diseased. Time to time he'd have open sores. His errections maybe infrequent, no matter how much teen anal gape porn he watches.

These symptoms are avoidable, but Lucas is plenty good and doesn't need insulin or diet.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
It saddens me to see Wernologists arguing about something besides Lucas's specific diagnosis, or when he'll finally be subject to confinement again.

So let's talk about Lucas's health problems , as they specifically relates to his penis. Because it's funny.

Lucas is an untreated diabetic and doesn't practice proper hygiene. He wears dirty boxers, seldom showers, and pisses himself routinely. As a diabetic, his piss is probably extra sugary. My research suggests that potential penis related diabetes symptoms can include impotence, infection, and sores. The combination of sugary urine also encourages fungal infections. Like yeast or thrush. Balanitis and impotence for sure.

So not only is his penis comically small, and not suited for intercourse, it's very likely filthy and diseased. Time to time he'd have open sores. His errections maybe infrequent, no matter how much teen anal gape porn he watches.

These symptoms are avoidable, but Lucas is plenty good and doesn't need insulin or diet.
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That might be what that red sore was on the side of his dick in the third photo.
 
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