Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Trainwreck]

Ugh, I can smell him through these pics. Where is it he does he foaming at the mouth rants?! How is it he hasn’t been reported to the Police yet??

We have a lot of yellers downtown. We have police that routinely walk or ride bikes around and I've never seen them do anything to the people screaming as they are walking down the street. I suppose the police can cite him for disorderly conduct and fine him, but they won't arrest him. I also suspect that they won't even give him a ticket because they know it won't get paid.

 

[teleméres69]

More and more I'm starting to see why people hate the homeless so much. The ones like Lucas are the few people I'd actually advocate for police brutality against if it meant getting them to fuck off

We have a lot of yellers downtown. We have police that routinely walk or ride bikes around and I've never seen them do anything to the people screaming as they are walking down the street. I suppose the police can cite him for disorderly conduct and fine him, but they won't arrest him. I also suspect that they won't even give him a ticket because they know it won't get paid.

 

[WonderWino]

He's going do die frothing at the mouth alone

Which is strangely appropriate considering the homeless are one of the biggest risk groups for rabies. it'll be like that house episode with the rabid woman that screeched about her ex while dying, except in this case it'll be lucas screeching about zoomer baes as his brain turns to mush

 

[Da Dude123]

This! Most larger cities in the downtown area it is not uncommon to see shit bums and ragmen ranting and raving walking down the street. You just don't look at them and keep moving. Homeless people are very easy to ignore if you try hard enough.

The police right now have way bigger fish to fry. Also, the police are at a very high risk of catching COVID. And due to the nomadic and unsanitary nature of hobos, hobos are especially prone and vulnerable to catching it. So, if some hobo is just ranting and raving on a street, they probably are best to leave it alone, so long as they are not harming anyone or damaging any property.

We have a lot of yellers downtown. We have police that routinely walk or ride bikes around and I've never seen them do anything to the people screaming as they are walking down the street. I suppose the police can cite him for disorderly conduct and fine him, but they won't arrest him. I also suspect that they won't even give him a ticket because they know it won't get paid.

 

[WonderWino]

Homeless people are very easy to ignore if you try hard enough.

Just imagine this is a video about spokane and replace the homeless guy with lucas. Fits perfectly

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm delighted that Lucas is wandering the streets of Spokane with his worldly possessions on his back, howling.

First, his distress is delightful. All that toothless anger and bewildered disappointment is just beautiful, and I'll enjoy it while I can.

Second, the more Lucas howls, the more he forces the world to pay attention. Historically, this has always eventually led to an abnormally long hospital stay. His continued liberty is a product of his insignificance. Lucas is just another ruined bum, and Spokane is reluctant to acknowledge his existence. The world's strategy for dealing with fully broken, hopeless cases like him is: ignore.
But Lucas always forces everyone's hand, and ends up being ignored in a hospital instead of the street.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

I don't know which is funnier. Listening to Lucas screech about Eddie Murphy or watching him struggle with his mask.



Shouldn't be that hard to keep the mask out of your eyes dude.



Bet the inside of that mask is soaking wet.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Saw him today while I was running errands. Finally wasn't in my car. I also took a video of him if anyone cares to see it. It's just me filming right behind him walking. He cant do his creepy hands clasped behind his back now that he has to lug all his crap around.View attachment 1433364View attachment 1433362

I'd love to see the vid, definitely.

 

[Trainwreck]

I'd love to see the vid, definitely.

ETA: Excuse the shakiness...I had a lot of stuff I was carrying and it was hard to keep my phone steady. It's not DT'S!

 

[Da Dude123]

He does kind of swing his arms like a gorilla.

ETA: Excuse the shakiness...I had a lot of stuff I was carrying and it was hard to keep my phone steady. It's not DT'S!

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The way his right foot just swings to the side looks so weird, he must not have any feeling in that foot at all, like a peg-leg made of meat.
Makes you wonder if he's even capable of running. . .

 

[Krathnami]

When Lucas inevitably gets his feet amputated, will he start screeching about ableism?

 

[Trainwreck]

The way his right foot just swings to the side looks so weird, he must not have any feeling in that foot at all, like a peg-leg made of meat.
Makes you wonder if he's even capable of running. . .

Wow. I didn't even notice that! I remember him saying that his one of his feet were numb, he claimed from being homeless, but I wonder if it's from being diabetic and it causes him to walk strange.

 

[LeeLoo]

Wow. I didn't even notice that! I remember him saying that his one of his feet were numb, he claimed from being homeless, but I wonder if it's from being diabetic and it causes him to walk strange.

He’s amazing. Even his walk looks fucked up and abnormal. From the top of his bald greasy head, to the tips of his gangrenous toes, he is absolute crazy.

 

[mothman96]

Come on Freak, I dare you. Go up and get in some guys face.

 

[WonderWino]

He does kind of swing his arms like a gorilla.

....I was thinking he swings his arms more like a gorn in STO, or like one of those pigs with the hook hands in shadowman

Perhaps even, dare I say it, like an aging silverback gorilla

Come on Freak, I dare you. Go up and get in some guys face.

I'd pay money to see him do that. He'd get his ass beaten within an inch of his life for it

That said, that walk is definitely related to the beetus. I've seen it a few times. It also reminds me alot of how people with mild cerebral palsy walk, though that is likely a coincidence

I wonder what he would have done if he had turned around and noticed he was being recorded and followed. I also wonder what he would do if you hid out of sight while recording and yelled out 'telomeres' or 'greybeards'

 

[wenttobermuda]

Wonderful footage of a wild Lucas encounter @Trainwreck. Were you downwind of him?

Seeing him lumbering down the road, as opposed to looming over a camera, is interesting. What a feeble oaf. Not a scrap of grace or athleticism.

Don't forget that Lucas sees himself partnered up with the kind of Gen Z bae that "goes jogging in the morning."

 

[Wernology]

Pretty sure I accidentally included one from a day or two ago, idk, they all start to sound and look the same after awhile.

Him yelling in his mask is goddamned hilarious though, especially since it keeps slipping down because he's opening his mouth so wide then he ends up pushing it up so high it nearly covers his eyes.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

today's dosage of Lucas's impotent rage and shouting

black guys have 5 white girlfriends - lol what

Lucas hates capitalism - he eats a fancy dessert and a pizza in capitalist restaurants, he consumes more food in one day than many poor people around the world do in a week

 

[AbraCadaver]

He really does look like he’s wearing a jock strap on his face