Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AmpleApricots]

The Minimum Wage in the state of Washington is $13.50 per hour.
Higher than almost anywhere else in America. Why does Lucas not have a job?

Lucas is literally a schizo hobo screaming at traffic lights. What would he work as for 8hr/day? For whom, who would hire him? You want to work with the guy? Lucas is one of the few lolcows where I'd say dude is mentally ill enough to honestly be unable to work.

 

[another idiot]

It warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart that he stalks this thread daily and can see what we say about him and knows we're keeping tabs of his whereabouts. It very well may keep his more unsavory desires in check because he knows he's being watched. That said, "my anger grows" Shut the fuck up, faggot. What are you going to do, Lucas? Spit some more into the camera at us? Your impotent rage is hilarious to all of us. Everybody knows that you shrivel like a snail the moment you face any kind of irl confrontation, so spare us with the tough guy act. Nobody's buying it. There's absolutely nothing you can say or do that will make us stop until you're off the streets for good or you die alone from your untreated beetus.

Be careful what you say or he might come here and own you by posting gay porn and pictures of smashed kiwis again .

 

[Krathnami]

Be careful what you say or he might come here and own you by posting gay porn and pictures of smashed kiwis again .

Don't threaten me with a good time

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas would say that he is "plenty good" and not at all mentally ill. The bigots have just upset him so much that he needs a tugboat so he does not have to be part of the oligarchy. Plus, he is a Socialist, which to Lucas means not working and having everything handed to him.

Lucas mainly has such an abrasive and confrontational personality that he couldn't even work a part time job that would be given to people who have down syndrome. There are agencies that will place exceptional folks into jobs which they can still keep their tugboat. Many of them find working to help with their self esteem. But old fat Lucas could never do such a thing. He is too important for that.

Of course he would be a great dad and could move a Gen Z girl and the new baby into the HOC. Once his parents kick the bucket they will be oligarchs!

Lucas is literally a schizo hobo screaming at traffic lights. What would he work as for 8hr/day? For whom, who would hire him? You want to work with the guy? Lucas is one of the few lolcows where I'd say dude is mentally ill enough to honestly be unable to work.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is literally a schizo hobo screaming at traffic lights. What would he work as for 8hr/day?

Isn't it obvious? He could be hired to rant, rave and scream at birds to scare them out of farmers fields and away from airports. Seeing as his spirit animal is a seagull it seems like the perfect choice. They could even sweeten the deal by offering to let him eat any of the food the seagulls leave behind

 

[teleméres69]

Did someone share the video with him? Or is it actually confirmed he stalks this thread? Is he making the videos in response to posts here?

The Spokane Pedo Freak boi, his anger grows. Ha, ha, ha.

Hey Lucas the pedo freak, you wallow in deserved misery/pain.

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[mothman96]

Fatty better be careful of the words he uses. He’s come damn close to making threats. And he’s fair game in public, as were the countless young women he’s filmed in the past, and the HOC residents who have inadvertently ended up in his videos. God it would be great if the Univ of WA caught wind of his Eisenberg post, and if he made an actual threat on a public forum!

It's people like this lehnertlillian, feeding his delusions that makes him feel more and more entitled to keep going with his predator insanity.

Did someone share the video with him? Or is it actually confirmed he stalks this thread? Is he making the videos in response to posts here?

Yes, he reads this thread daily and does make videos in response to posts here.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Be careful what you say or he might come here and own you by posting gay porn and pictures of smashed kiwis again .

You can tell a lot about a person from the tools they use.

Lucas confronted the Farms with gay porn. He obviously thought it would be a powerful tool to make his point with.

Gay porn. Which he looked at, selected and posted to torment those bigot Kiwis.

Lucas chose this method of attack because he is a faggot.

Note that many early Wernologists commented extensively on Lucas's hostility and aggression towards men he thought were gay. And his terrible fear that smart, pretty interesting girls kept asking if he was gay and calling him gay.

Evidence, taken with the gay porn, that might lead an observer to conclude that Lucas is a faggot. All that talk of impregnating a teen is just a distraction from his schlong hunger, dong longing and jism enthusiasm. Lucas wants to be anally penetrated by a handsome young flat bill?

Lucas is a faggot, not in the homosexual sense, but in the way he learned to use the word in the 90s: a contemptible weakling lacking masculine qualities.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

The Minimum Wage in the state of Washington is $13.50 per hour.
Higher than almost anywhere else in America. Why does Lucas not have a job?

He doesn't function as an adult. He has no sense of responsibility. He's seriously mentally ill.

But you know, he's ready to be a dad .

 

[Fatal Walter]

I don't actually think he reads the thread that often. He hasn't directly responded to anything in a long time. It's possible he did this time or that someone sent it to him but he doesn't seem to have gained any insight on Goldaor, despite all the discussion here. He does seem to do things more if they're complained about (like eating or being shirtless in his videos, sometimes both) so maybe he decided shouting about parties under a bridge was cool because people complained about it. I can't really put anything past him.

 

[BrightGold]

I don't actually think he reads the thread that often. He hasn't directly responded to anything in a long time. It's possible he did this time or that someone sent it to him but he doesn't seem to have gained any insight on Goldaor, despite all the discussion here. He does seem to do things more if they're complained about (like eating or being shirtless in his videos, sometimes both) so maybe he decided shouting about parties under a bridge was cool because people complained about it. I can't really put anything past him.

Yeah, I wondered about this - I was a little worried that, if we posted our podcast question ideas, he might catch on and freak out - but I'm not sure how much of a risk that is, or if Goldaor would be able to convince him that they were taking questions from his greatest detractors as a way for him to correct the record or get back at the haters or something.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I’ve mentioned before that I have a couple friends with similar diagnosis, they both do have trouble holding down jobs. They have eventually found jobs they like doing in industries they ya enjoy, but it took a long time and an understanding employer. The big difference between them and Lucas is that they’re treatment compliant and understand their issues and how they affect their lives. Lucas will never find anything like that (or have friends to help him) because he refuses to admit that he is sick.

 

[Wernology]

The spit filled bad takes from this morning/afternoon.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Wern is going to keep beating his head against the same wall until he bashes his brains in. You almost have to admire the dogged persistence to continue down the same road in spite of the overwhelming evidence it’s a dead end.

For someone as “science-minded“ as Lucas you’d think he would examine the evidence and alter his strategy. But no, just keep doing the same thing over and over. It’s bound to yield a different result on the 967,872nd try, right???

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

ah, more impotent rage from the Wern

crying about agephobia and classism, and hating capitalism, while enjoying the benefits of a capitalist society

:54-1:16 - the spit takes

but it's comedy!

The Wern - I want a Gen Z girlfriend! Where the women at? Where the party at?
Everyone - it's not in the cards, Wern
[canned laughter]

 

[mothman96]

He'd be up to "dude play, top/bottom" IRL.

 

[Wernology]

He'd be up to "dude play, top/bottom" IRL.
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I hate the fact that my first line of thought went to, "Ugh, I hope that guy isn't just trolling him so he can release some sort of horrifying porn onto the internet" when in reality it'd probably just be another catfish.

 

[wenttobermuda]

He'd be up to "dude play, top/bottom" IRL.
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I now ship Lucas and vikingpoet84. I'll post fic soon.

I got errection.

Can't laugh at Lucas anymore. He's gay and I'm no homophobe.

Anyone else see Lucas as a bottom? Not like a power bottom. He just doesn't have enough penis to top.

 

[LeeLoo]

The spit filled bad takes from this morning/afternoon.

This absolutely made my day. You are the best!!

 

[Wernology]

Since I had a few comments in the Held For Review Youtube Penalty Box that were accusing me of deleting comments, I'd just like to point out:

1. The only comments I delete are ones that would be considered doxxing (especially of Lucas' exes or his family, we all know where Lucas lives, he's not shy about telling the world), are clearly not joke threats (seriously, don't, that and doxxing are two things that could get my channel suspended), are links to malware laden sites, or are "HI FRIEND I'M NEW 2 YOUTUBE U WANNA BE BESTIES SUBSCRIBE 2 MY CHANNEL LUV UR CONTENT!" type things.

Edit: A lot of F-bombs in comments seems to get them held for review as potentially inappropriate, as well as calling Lucas a "fat fuck" or anything with "fat" in it; probably skirts their rules on bullying or something.

2. If you were to grade my social media savvy level when it comes to managing social media like a pro, I'd rate somewhere around "Your 90 year old grandpa who thinks a Jitterbug phone is far, far too complicated who you just handed an iPhone and said, 'Here, I made you Youtube account, have fun!". To put it another way, I straight up forget to check that I have that 'hold potentially garbage comments, see #1, for review' thing turned on then...forget to ever check comment purgatory.

Anyway, if you posted a comment on a video and it never showed up, it probably just showed up now, weeks later, because I finally remembered to check those things and ended up shuttling close to 60 various comments out into the public that had been there anywhere from a couple hours to about 4 weeks.

And, to keep this about Lucas, has anyone else noticed he hasn't mentioned his Canadian Zoomer Sugardaddy or the podcast in a few days? I gotta be honest, if he already ditched Goldaor I really don't want to have to dust off voice changing software, find a quiet place and an okay mic, and try to trick Lucas into embarrassing himself on a Podcast.
I doubt he'd talk to me if he knew it was me or, maybe he would, but either way the idea of him knowing what my actual voice sounds like skeeves me out.
On the other hand, it does sound like fun if only for the fact that I know I'd just cut him off any time he started drifting away or dodging a question; see how long he'd put up with being told to put his big boy pants on and stop having a tantrum before he just hung up and blocked me.