Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[teleméres69]

I think it's a mixture of both. He appears to have gotten lazy with the filters. Possibly due to being called out for it so many times, and with all the videos its impossible for even Lucas to hide his ageing. Kinda like how he used to lie about his age but eventually gave up. 2020 has not been a good year for Lucas' body, even without Wu Flu he's still a deranged hobo. That constant rage he's in is also an almost endless source of stress, as pointed out by other members, though kinda funny since it's entirely self inflicted due to his untreated mania. I think now that he's in his 40s his horrible lifestyle is also finally catching up to him, and at nearly 300 pounds we're really seeing the effects of his obesity and diabetes. Along with likely other health conditions Lucas is too lazy to check or take care of

Is it me, or does Lucas looks like he aged terribly over the past year? Or does he now not bother with instagram filters anymore?

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Another incel asshole encouraging violence?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Shall we name the few pieces of Lucas's wardrobe, starting with his favorite green t shirt?

I vote Swamp Thing.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Another incel asshole encouraging violence?

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Having seen Lucas trying to work a Nintendo DS, I doubt he’d be able to operate a firearm.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I'm sure it got stolen along with his phone.

I know he said he broke it (the phone), but he's an unreliable narrator.

 

[mothman96]

Well, he ended up back at the HOC and right off the bat sneaked his phone to use during the night. By HOC rules he is supposed to leave his phone in the locker for the night.

ETA:
Yea, I'm sure the dude he knows is so desperate for pizza, he's going to give Lucas a girl in exchange for a pizza.

 

[teleméres69]

You gotta feel bad for everyone there having to put up with Lucas' antics. Especially after thinking the creep finally fucked off to burden a different shelter

Well, he ended up back at the HOC and right off the bat sneaked his phone to use during the night. By HOC rules he is supposed to leave his phone in the locker for the night.

 

[Wernology]

Does he legit think he won't get his fat ass busted for breaking HOC rules until they finally run out if charity towards him?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Does he legit think he won't get his fat ass busted for breaking HOC rules until they finally run out if charity towards him?

I think the Wern, being the professional moocher that he is, will always be able to guilt his way out of trouble with these establishments.

I could just be a jaded Wernologist, but honestly I highly doubt there’ll be some fantastic climax to this story.

 

[mothman96]

Does he legit think he won't get his fat ass busted for breaking HOC rules until they finally run out if charity towards him?

I think the Wern, being the professional moocher that he is, will always be able to guilt his way out of trouble with these establishments.

I could just be a jaded Wernologist, but honestly I highly doubt there’ll be some fantastic climax to this story.

Makes me wonder what he did to get himself banned from the HOC around the time of the Starbucks incident. Currently it looks to me HOC has been pretty lenient in putting up with the creep. After looking further into UGM where I though at one time he was at, it does not look to me that shelter would put up with his shit. He lasted 4 days at the Salvation Army shelter and has already been banned once from Truth ministries. We'll see how much HOC is willing to put up with.

ETA:
297 pound Lucas changed shirt. It's an XL.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

He got a new shirt. It's an XL haters!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

He leans his head so far forward to hide his neck fat that he looks like a BigHead cutout of himself.

 

[mothman96]

He got a new shirt. It's an XL haters!

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Did he "touch up"/slim down the sides of his face in that selfie? Or is it the angle that makes his face look slimmer.

 

[teleméres69]

And yet he's still morbidly obese at 300 pounds

He got a new shirt. It's an XL haters!

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I don't think Lucas has that kind of editing skills. He just uses filters to hide how dried and wrinkled his skin is

Did he "touch up"/slim down the sides of his face in that selfie? Or is it the angle that makes his face look slimmer.

 

[Fapcop]

He got a new shirt. It's an XL haters!

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Ironically, I think Lucas chances of landing a girlfriend might be better if he was a 500lb doped up, docile and medicated board game enthusiast, rather than a roaming madman ranting about flatbills.

(I said BETTER, not good!)

EDIT: Any chances of Werner leaving Spokane any time soon? He’s on disability, right? He’d get way more out of that if he moved somewhere where the costs of living are lower.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Did he "touch up"/slim down the sides of his face in that selfie? Or is it the angle that makes his face look slimmer.

I think it’s a combination of leaning forward, the angle, and the face mask hiding his neck

 

[wenttobermuda]

He got a new shirt. It's an XL haters!

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He lost 200 lbs...

...TO FATHER YOUR CHILDREN

It's like he thinks he can get laid by cucking fatter, younger Lucas. Run down his heavier, more medicated self, to look good. The worse he was then, the more desireable now.

 

[teleméres69]

Lucas will never leave willingly, he's made this clear multiple times. He refuses to admit he moved because of a catfish and is too stubborn to relocate to somewhere cheaper to live where his reputation isn't being the local schizo creeper

Ironically, I think Lucas chances of landing a girlfriend might be better if he was a 500lb doped up, docile and medicated board game enthusiast, rather than a roaming madman ranting about flatbills.

(I said BETTER, not good!)

EDIT: Any chances of Werner leaving Spokane any time soon? He’s on disability, right? He’d get way more out of that if he moved somewhere where the costs of living are lower.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

He lost 200 lbs...

...TO FATHER YOUR CHILDREN

It's like he thinks he can get laid by cucking fatter, younger Lucas. Run down his heavier, more medicated self, to look good. The worse he was then, the more desireable now.

Like ads for cleaning products. "New and improved, this time it's the real deal!" You can't be new and improved forever, Lucas. Wonder what 50yo Lucas will say about current year Lucas, should he get that far.

 

[Nobleman]

He got a new shirt. It's an XL haters!

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This is hilarious because you know he changed his shirt today after reading here. Oddly though he won’t take a pic of his pants. He doesn’t have any other pants, that is why. And HOC most likely does not have anything of his size in their resource room because....well he is obese.