Hey Lucas, the Gen Z guys do not own the Gen Z girls, just like You don't own them. The Gen Z girls freely make the choice to hang out with the Gen Z guys, date and marry them. And you know what Lucas, there is nothing you can do about it. No matter how much you rage, how many videos/memes you make, there is nothing, nothing you can do. It's in the cards Lucas-- you will die alone.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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His obsession with categorizing everyone into generations is just so autistic. He is really being a raging sped today. I wonder what the cause of his two day hiatus was? I wonder if he did get in trouble? I guess we will have to keep watching for court updates. In the first video he was basically claiming that he is plenty good. He is a board game designer and took two quarters of mostly remedial college classes.
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That's literally all he thinks about/talks about.
Food and sex.
Sometimes you get a thought about socialism or atheism, but it almost always traces back to food and sex, and even then mostly sex.
Also "security cameras" are his new random phrase obsession, "its not in the cards" was so five minutes ago when it replaced "ACAB"
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Lucas can be funny, but recently here he's been exhausting.
It really seems like his need to repeat everything is speeding up; he's such a broken record that it actually stops some of the enjoyment of watching him.
I'm sure he'll do something dramatic sooner or later, and we'll all look and laugh, but there are times when I wish it was possible for someone to grab him by the collar, Shake him, and say:
"Go talk to a girl if you want to ask her out you freak! Stop obsessing over this shit, grow some balls, and learn to socialize with women! This sad excuse for your life is never going to change unless you alter this spiral of behavior!"
But of course none of that will ever happen, because nothing is Lucas's fault, everyone is wrong and Lucas is Right, Lucas is perfectly fine the way he is, and there's nothing wrong with referring to young girls breasts as "mommy milkies".
It really seems like his need to repeat everything is speeding up; he's such a broken record that it actually stops some of the enjoyment of watching him.
I'm sure he'll do something dramatic sooner or later, and we'll all look and laugh, but there are times when I wish it was possible for someone to grab him by the collar, Shake him, and say:
"Go talk to a girl if you want to ask her out you freak! Stop obsessing over this shit, grow some balls, and learn to socialize with women! This sad excuse for your life is never going to change unless you alter this spiral of behavior!"
But of course none of that will ever happen, because nothing is Lucas's fault, everyone is wrong and Lucas is Right, Lucas is perfectly fine the way he is, and there's nothing wrong with referring to young girls breasts as "mommy milkies".
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Does he actually read here? It seems like he's in his own mind-world more than actually giving a damn what others are saying.
Even if he got the courage to talk to and ask a girl out, he's still a predator with a history of DV and restraining orders. In no way is he fit to be in a relationship. More likely if he tried to hit on a girl, he'd be hearing "fuck off creep".
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The answer to this question is a succinct "yes".
The Spokane pedo Freak, still waiting for a Gen Z guy to take him up on a trade -- weed/pizza for a Gen Z girl(s).
cigarettesalsa
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Well that weird French Canadian trades Lucas fried chicken for interviews so I wouldn't be surprised if this reinforced Lucas' barter mentality.
How is he even going to talk to a girl with his eyes closed and a hard on?
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Lol Lucas, nobody is going to "give" you a girl, you need to talk to them yourself if you want to date them, you shy little pussy boy. You're still a fat, crazy, stinky hobo so it's not like you have aby chances tho.
The most amusing thing about Lucas is how big of a pussy he is. He is afraid of any confrontation with other human.
The most amusing thing about Lucas is how big of a pussy he is. He is afraid of any confrontation with other human.
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That screams paranoia at being watched and projecting it on others, likely triggered by getting busted for being in the park again. That and there is no way there are that many cameras around spokane with the cops watching everyones every move. The camera obsession is definitely related to paranoia on his part. Whoever trolled him with the camera evidence appears to have really made him blow a gasket on that one. Either that or something happened to him involving one and its made him paranoid and obsessive
I also like how he specifically brings up alleys and bridges. Totally no projection there at all. His favorite skulking spots
Also the more he rants about the cameras the more I laugh my ass off imagining all the spokane cops sitting around some big room full of monitors watching lucas waddle around the city and get attacked at random by flatbills. Like some kind of autistic version of REC that ends with flatbills dragging him off into the woods screaming like a lunatic about zoomers
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Yes he reads here, he claims 'infrequently' because it makes him rage so much that it gives him pounding headaches (which he also tries to project onto others by claiming trolling him causes similar headaches)
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Lets face it, if we had the chance to watch the pedo of Spokane through a camera all day, we definitely would.
Fatal Walter
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Most ugly people look better with a mask on but with Lucas it just makes you imagine how bad the rest of his face must look and what kind of stupid, condescending look he must undeservingly have on the entire thing. I guess at least he ditched the white one. That was looking dingier than the rest of him.
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Uh lucas, you jackass?
The guy's agreeing with you.
Moron.
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Are flat billed caps even cool anymore? They're a mid 2000s thing, I hardly ever see them around anymore.
WonderWino
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If lucas posted that he was lying. Thats literally a picture from the company website:
Gee, theres a surprise
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Today's nonsense shows us Lucas can occasionally keep his mask on and not lose the battle with it.
"You're gonna allow this group sex to occur..." I mean, sure, if they're having fun, go for it. His voice cracks a lot, it's kind of entertaining, like he's either losing what's left of his mind or is going through second puberty at 40.
Edit:
"LOOK AT THEIR BREASTS! THEY'RE FULL OF MILK!" (Uh, not...normally if she's not pregnant or nursing.)
"LOOK AT HER UTERUS!" (How...?!) "IT'S FULL OF PROGESTERONE!" (It...I mean, are we confused as to why he thought biology was too hard?)
Also screenshots of IG comments that made me laugh.
Edit: Holy shit, my brain just caught up with me, he legitimately sounds like Matt Foley!
All he's missing is mentioning his van down by the river.
"You're gonna allow this group sex to occur..." I mean, sure, if they're having fun, go for it. His voice cracks a lot, it's kind of entertaining, like he's either losing what's left of his mind or is going through second puberty at 40.
Edit:
"LOOK AT THEIR BREASTS! THEY'RE FULL OF MILK!" (Uh, not...normally if she's not pregnant or nursing.)
"LOOK AT HER UTERUS!" (How...?!) "IT'S FULL OF PROGESTERONE!" (It...I mean, are we confused as to why he thought biology was too hard?)
Also screenshots of IG comments that made me laugh.
Edit: Holy shit, my brain just caught up with me, he legitimately sounds like Matt Foley!
All he's missing is mentioning his van down by the river.
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I didn't know they made DBZ bikinis.
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'The cameras are everywhere! Every surface that has a light is a camera!' (holy fucking paranoia batman)
He makes weird squeaky sounds when saying 'telomeres'
'Look at their breasts! they're strong and milky! (since when are breasts 'strong? I can't remember the last time I saw anyone doing tit curls with a 5lb weight. They're mostly fat ffs')
'Look at their uterus! Its full of progesterone!' (no it isn't and how exactly does one do that?)
'I'm intelligent!' (no you're not)
'I design board games!' (no you don't, you throw random schitzo ideas together and call it a board game)
'I research genetics as a hobby!' (no, you google nonsense on the internet, can't understand it and rant like a loon when called on it, even accusing the people who created said research of not knowing what they are talking about)
'I went to college last year!' (and failed a remedial math class for slow learning high school kids)
'My dad owns 12 acres of property!' (and I own nearly 200, whats your point? his isn't yours and it isn't worth much anyway. This isn't feudal europe where land = status and wealth)
'My grandfather owned 50 cows!' (how is this something to brag about? again, he isn't you. and this isn't rural afghanistan where you can barter 3 cows and a goat for an afghan zoomer bae child bride)
'I'm generous!' (no you're not)
'You're all grudge holding idiots spokane! How dare you refuse to forget i'm a violent criminal and pedo who made the news for being creepy on a 16 year old barista!'
'Everything you've said about me has been conclusively disproven!' (lolwut? Publicly available criminal record says otherwise. As does news reports, as does hundreds if not thousands of posts and screenshots of you acting like a creep)
'Go ahead and look up on the internet any bullshit illegal claim that I did something illegal within the past blah years! Its going to be disproven you fucking retards!' (criminal record is on the internet, proof of soliciting kiddie porn from 16 year old in VA is on the internet and more proof of incidents creepy behavior than I can count is available on the internet. Hell you do such things in this very video)
Ranting like a loon and saying if anyone gets violent towards him 'they're going to see your ass!' (no they won't, nor will they care)
I wonder if this sudden screeching about cameras everywhere and 'they're always watching and will see if you attack me!' implies someone outright threatened or otherwise scared the shit out of him and he thinks someone might try to assault him publicly in some alley
The look in his eyes when he is screaming toward the end makes him look utterly unhinged. he's full paranoid and manic right now. if he does that to the wrong person someone could end up introducing his gourd shaped head to that brick wall behind him if he isn't careful
and best of all, hes screaming like a lunatic even after getting arrested and put on probation for it barely a month ago and while on probation for doing just that. and he calls himself 'intelligent'