Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yeah, Gen Z girls, you don't know what you are missing! Lucas may appear to be a smelly bum with mental problems, but there is more! His family who wants nothing to do with him has money! And Lucas's grandfather had cows! Mooo! Don't push this guy away, Gen Z baes. He is clearly plenty good!
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Lmao what a winy little bitch. He really doesn't get why people dislike him. Everything has been disproven? That domestic abuse, the no contact orders, the stalking behavior/trespassing charges? Cry more Lucas, nobody wants you and nothing you say will ever change this
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Today's nonsense shows us Lucas can occasionally keep his mask on and not lose the battle with it.

"You're gonna allow this group sex to occur..." I mean, sure, if they're having fun, go for it. His voice cracks a lot, it's kind of entertaining, like he's either losing what's left of his mind or is going through second puberty at 40.

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"LOOK AT THEIR BREASTS! THEY'RE FULL OF MILK!" (Uh, not...normally if she's not pregnant or nursing.)
"LOOK AT HER UTERUS!" (How...?!) "IT'S FULL OF PROGESTERONE!" (It...I mean, are we confused as to why he thought biology was too hard?)

Also screenshots of IG comments that made me laugh.


Edit: Holy shit, my brain just caught up with me, he legitimately sounds like Matt Foley!
All he's missing is mentioning his van down by the river.
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, Gen Z girls, you don't know what you are missing! Lucas may appear to be a smelly bum with mental problems, but there is more! His family who wants nothing to do with him has money! And Lucas's grandfather had cows! Mooo! Don't push this guy away, Gen Z baes. He is clearly plenty good!
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I'd like to thank Lucas for that stupid meme giving me a new forum icon.

While the memes he makes are laughably bad, I do wish he'd get back on track with the screaming meltdowns, they're a lot more fun.
 
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He sounded like he was on the verge of a sobbing, tear filled breakdown in this latest video. Very different in tone than the previous typical angry rants he normally gives.

And there is definitely something behind this new preoccupation with surveillance and being watched. He both makes it sound like he is glad the cameras are everywhere so those violent flat-billed agephobes will be caught while at the same time he projects a paranoia of also being victim to this same city wide surveillance system. He is giving off a vibe of desperation, like the walls are closing in on him.

Looking forward to observing this new development.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Yeah, Gen Z girls, you don't know what you are missing! Lucas may appear to be a smelly bum with mental problems, but there is more! His family who wants nothing to do with him has money! And Lucas's grandfather had cows! Mooo! Don't push this guy away, Gen Z baes. He is clearly plenty good!
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What is he even trying to say in that lmao
 
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My tits are full of milk? What, all the time? And like a fool I’ve been paying money for milk just to eat cereal.

I wonder if he thinks breasts are actually containers full of milk, like a sandwich bag full of milk, and that’s why breasts are squishy. Like if you put your ear to a woman’s breasts while she wiggles around, you can hear the milk sloshing around in there.
 
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He is trying to say that he is plenty good! And the baby zooms would be foolish to upset the hobo because he can "block" them. His dad deserves grandkids! The fact that his dad does not speak to him and let's him sleep in the streets is irrelevant.

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What is he even trying to say in that lmao
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didn't this faggot get caught making fake facebook pages and kicked out of starbucks for looking at penis pictures... i will find the article and when i do i'll post it. this fruitty tootie is a homeless homosexual bernie sanders bitchboy... only problem is his gay socialist ass is despised even by his own minions of homeless tards in the area of spokane where most of them are living in abandoned cars, under freeway bridges and in city garbage dumpsters... no girl will ever want this socialist tool. chop your junk off wern and get into the drag queen story time is as close to 'sex' you will ever get unless you want to start rapping feral dogs in your network of homeless environment.
 
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Also, Lucas?

What if a girl WANTS a dick?

What if she doesn't want your grubby hobo "skinny" forearms subbing in for a normal, functional male member?

This autistic display of fisting; I hope Myrna is proud.

This is what you let loose on the world, Myrna.

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(Sane people's eyes don't look like this)
 
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