Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

One thing Lucas never really mentions if what if a woman has her own car? I know he has stated that cars were just designed to be used to hoard women. What if a woman has her own car?

Lucas is just so simple minded. Like a lot of autistic people he sees everything in black and white, there are no shades of grey with him. Everything is this or that. Of course, his views will change when it is him, it is good if he has money but when others have it they will buy cars and hot tubs to keep women away from him.

 

[Wernology]

Is his dumb ass filming in the shower/locker area of HoC again?

After he's been warned at least 3 times to stop doing that?

 

[mothman96]

Guess who woke up in a bad mood.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

"Good morning you greedy opulent democrats in name only women hoarder agephobe classist pigs that remind me of Trump. Misogynist pieces of crap. Are you dead of AIDS yet? Why not? Please try harder." "Solidarity"
-Lucas Werner

Getting straight to all his talking points today. Must have had a rough night of crying alone in his hobo cot.

 

[alreadyhome]

Terrifying person

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Guess who woke up in a bad mood.

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Ya boi lookin' ready for dat loony bin.....PRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

He's hiding videos again, audio anyway, looks like he had camera troubles. Only 4 views.

 

[teleméres69]

"We're getting stupider as a species, we're getting meaner as a species, and we're getting crazier as a species"
Lucas stop projecting onto other people just because you're an unhinged schizo incel that nobody likes. Most people are not as broken and unloved as you, and most are still able to talk to their family

He's hiding videos again, audio anyway, looks like he had camera troubles. Only 4 views.
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[alreadyhome]

"We're getting stupider as a species, we're getting meaner as a species, and we're getting crazier as a species"
Lucas stop projecting onto other people just because you're an unhinged schizo incel that nobody likes. Most people are not as broken and unloved as you, and most are still able to talk to their family

What happens when a person like this comes across someone just like them?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

We're getting stupider as a species, we're getting meaner as a species, and we're getting crazier as a species

"We're getting dumber as a species" seems pretty baseless, there's tons of examples that directly contradict that. Two hundred years ago the average rural adult in this country could barely even read a full sentence of the language they spoke. Today it seems like most children in first world countries own or have access to a device that links them to more free information than they could possibly learn in one lifetime, and they are taking advantage of it. Each new generation has statistically been more educated than the last. I'm sure he's just quoting some baseless study he doesn't even understand though.

Ladies, in this post-Bernie Sanders apocalyptic waste land, the human race is getting dumber. The fate of our species is in your hands, the only thing you can do to stop it is go down to your local homeless shelter and get knocked up by some mentally ill, morbidly obese, hobo who's old enough to be your father. It's the ONLY way, and if you don't do it then you're a classist, leftist in name only misogynistic hypocrite who's acting like a Republican.

 

[teleméres69]

I guess something like the unstoppable force meets the immovable object

What happens when a person like this comes across someone just like them?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

A must-watch video, for all Wernologists:

Lucas tells the story of the girl he had a bath with, but didn't get sexual, which he related in part to Goldy during the Golden USB walk thru of all The Wern's "girlfriends".

But this story, man oh man. I don't even know what to say; it makes no sense at all... please listen to the details of this story, and tell me if this sounds like it bears a resemblance to any normal human behavior you've ever heard of before.

I'm thinking that Lucas, adding wish fulfillment and his schizophrenic damaged memory, is organizing an brief, non-romantic interaction with this girl into a pleasant positive fantasy to make himself seem slick.

As I've mentioned before, this is another story where Lucas claims he could have slept with a girl, but didn't for abstract reasons.

Lucas is always getting cock-blocked by other men, but when he's not getting cock-blocked, he finds reasons not to interact with the girls he claims to be attracted to. Every single time. Someone needs to bring this to his attention.

Also, start listening to the video right around the area of 1 minute and 32 seconds; Lucas is talking about the girl coming up to him, and in one sentence he refers to her as a girl and then uses the pronoun "he". I dunno.

Here's the vid link:

Lucas Werner on Instagram: “I've had interesting sexual experiences with women.”

10 Likes, 1 Comments - Lucas Werner (@lucaswerner79) on Instagram: “I've had interesting sexual experiences with women.”

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Seriously, gets some eyes on this. Either focusing on Lucas is making me lose my mind, or this story makes less than no sense.

Listen to it with an eye for the details, and watch Lucas's eyes as he seems to have trouble remembering the pattern of events.

I'd like someone's opinion as to whether this is wholly fabricated, a mixture of real events and wish fulfillment, or a schizophrenic delusion?

EDIT: sorry, he just uploaded another one:

Lucas Werner on Instagram: “#Racism #Sexuality #YoungWomen”

7 Likes, 1 Comments - Lucas Werner (@lucaswerner79) on Instagram: “#Racism #Sexuality #YoungWomen”

www.instagram.com

Okay, this has another example of Lucas finding reasons not to enjoy sexual activity with girls.

See if this makes any sense to you: Lucas was "finger-banging" a girl in the back of a car, a black girl, but he couldn't enjoy it because he has gastroesophageal reflux disease. Aha. Hmmmm. Sure.

 

[mothman96]

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I'd like someone's opinion as to whether this is wholly fabricated, a mixture of real events and wish fulfillment, or a schizophrenic delusion?

I'd say he talked to someone (he/she)? and the rest is fabricated by his rutting animal schizo brain.

And here is another "tale" that didn't happen.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'd like someone's opinion as to whether this is wholly fabricated, a mixture of real events and wish fulfillment, or a schizophrenic delusion?

He's thinking of things to say every few seconds. Probably this girl Erin was real and only used Lucas for free cigarettes. But, for an incel like Lucas, any woman talking to him is a huge occasion and he's telling us his dreams. Lucas doesn't act like schizos at all in his videos, but I'll avoid that topic.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'd say he talked to someone (he/she)? and the rest is fabricated by his rutting animal schizo brain.

And here is another "tale" that didn't happen.

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The funny thing about this one is he says he "hooked up" with the girl like seven times in the space of about 2 minutes.

Am I correct in thinking that the common slang meaning of the phrase "hooked up", for an adult, means had sex?

At least, that's what it meant in ya boy Q-bert's hood, dog! And Lucas's tales are wiggety-wiggety-wiggety-wack!

Uh, sorry, I wiggered out again, son. You wouldnt like me when I'm wiggery. Q-Bert SMAAASH! (Dat ass)

Messing around like teenagers in the backseat of a car is not "hooking up", in the adult usage of the slang term, correct?

If this is just me, then obviously my bad, but I found it very odd how he kept repeating that he "hooked up" with the girl, and then ended up saying that he did nothing but demonstrate his incredible manual manipulation skills.

With those icky clubbed nails. Damn, son. Shit be fecalicious.

 

[Wernology]

Well, I can see I'll need to mark tonight's upload as age restricted.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

I'd say he talked to someone (he/she)? and the rest is fabricated by his rutting animal schizo brain.

And here is another "tale" that didn't happen.

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In this video Lucas talks about 'occasionally doing a shroom', which isn't something I've heard him say before. I can't imagine the level of insanity and scrambled train of thought Lucas would exhibit on shrooms.

Also I find it hilarious that Lucas' most romantic experience (which never happened) was in a fucking crack den and involved a strung out drug addict biting his finger, which led to them bathing together. Fuck. What a horrific experience that would be, skin to skin with Luke's repulsive, pale, acne riddle naked body.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Hey @wenttobermuda , we can add another word to the "Gallouse" list:

In this vid, Pukas describes Americans as "intellectually droll", which for ya boy is just another way of saying stupid, not that you would think Lucas would need any more insults for other people's low intelligence, since that seems to be his go-to criticism, but nonetheless Lucas describes Americans as droll, oh yeah "intellectually droll".

Like that make any kind of f****** sense.

So we'll add droll and opulent to the long detailed list of words that Lucas doesn't understand.

Hey, it only took him five years to pronounce misogynist correctly! Maybe we can get him to learn these two words by the end of the decade!

BTW, Lucas? THIS is opulence:

EDIT: @INeedUhChickUnder26 reminded me; what the hell does biting a finger have to do with taking a bath?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas Werner on Instagram: “I've had interesting sexual experiences with women.”

10 Likes, 1 Comments - Lucas Werner (@lucaswerner79) on Instagram: “I've had interesting sexual experiences with women.”

www.instagram.com

Seriously, gets some eyes on this. Either focusing on Lucas is making me lose my mind, or this story makes less than no sense.

Listen to it with an eye for the details, and watch Lucas's eyes as he seems to have trouble remembering the pattern of events.

Partially fabricated. He's not having a hard time remembering details, he's having a hard time making them up in a way that makes his story sound more believable.

Also inB4 Lucas starts claiming his mom's side is also real estate moguls who own properties all over Washington State, they way he keeps bumping up his dad's property/fortune.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

I propose to celebrate Lucas's 41st birthday all us KF get together for the 1st annual KF Orgy & Buffet. We'll furnish a huge hall with the finest silk sheets, plush pillows, and comfy furniture. The buffet will be fit for a king, prime rib, artisan pizza, and champagne. Opulence as far as the eye can see, our greed on full display and we feast, and drink, and fuck. All while purposely excluding poor Lucas. Of course all males are required to wear flat billed hats and bring all your extra hoarded women to share during the fuck fest.