Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

klickitat said:

One of my favorite classic Dating Profile Style Videos because of the long pause where he tries to read an analog watch and repeatedly fails and the part where he say she doesn't mind if you (as a woman) have tattoos then immediately goes into condescending baby talk about how they're 'not a rebel' and are "just a commoner".

"There's something about black hair that just turns me on, I don't know what it is....okay so my mom had black hair before it went white."

This is also the video where he admits he got catfished to Spokane.
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As a freshman wernologist it's weirdly jarring to hear him so calm. Was he medicated at this point or was this prior to him even needing medication?

(I like how when ya boi goes awol this thread goes into sports-channel-during-covid mode: "nothing happening atm folks, let's revisit some of the classics")
 
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:story: Spent the time streamlining the telomere screed
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His idea of what constitutes a scientific theory is the clearest, most telling reason he flunked out of basic community college level biology (sorry, he found it 'too boring' and was distracted by hot women who didn't want to get inside his batman pajama pants).

I'm looking forward to him trying to explain that fucking nonsense in videos though. Maybe with diner crayon diagrams.
 
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klickitat said:

One of my favorite classic Dating Profile Style Videos because of the long pause where he tries to read an analog watch and repeatedly fails and the part where he say she doesn't mind if you (as a woman) have tattoos then immediately goes into condescending baby talk about how they're 'not a rebel' and are "just a commoner".

"There's something about black hair that just turns me on, I don't know what it is....okay so my mom had black hair before it went white."

This is also the video where he admits he got catfished to Spokane.
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this is when he was super medicated but this is also when he would write out his rants and read them. So the monotone sounds the same.

I love this video because it’s evidence that his entitlement is a symptom beyond the bipolar. He’s medicated here and still super entitled and vain. Lots of people mistakenly think that Wernologists are making fun of a poor bipolar guy in Washington. Nothing to do with his bipolar. The lolcow/horrorcow behaviors relate to all the ways he’s a narcissistic creep.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
He looks really sick (or like he’s on drugs). Like that’s a significant amount of weight loss in a short amount of time.
ETA: I doubt he’s on drugs, though.
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Since we keep bringing up he's obese, he might he gone on a starvation diet to get ready for the zoomer baes at the college.
 
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