Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

MeganDodgedABullet said:
He looks like one of those fat pasty kiddy diddlers who goes to live in the far east for 12 year old girls.
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Thats an unfair comparison.....at least those creepers usually have a house, car and job and don't post insane signs all over the place or rant about telomeres. They are higher quality creepy pedos. Lucas is a failure at everything including being a competent creepy pedo

and fucking lol at the idea of him claiming he is a strong, healthy, plenty good choice for his super strong telomeres when he has the body of a walking corpse. The utter lack of self awareness is staggering
 
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Poop Chute said:
Should we start a betting pool on how many days Lucas has a new phone before it gets stolen again?
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The real question is will Lucas finally learn some street smarts and take measures to protect his stuff from the other homeless who now have a target on him? Perhaps he has figured out flashing cash and bags of weed while bragging about his tugboat in order to win over other guys to help him land his zoomer bae wasn’t such a great idea after all.

Nah. He hasn’t learned shit.
 
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Lucas Werner learning? We're talking about the same 40 year old man who didn't graduate high school right?
Stafford Beer Bong said:
The real question is will Lucas finally learn some street smarts and take measures to protect his stuff from the other homeless who now have a target on him? Perhaps he has figured out flashing cash and bags of weed while bragging about his tugboat in order to win over other guys to help him land his zoomer bae wasn’t such a great idea after all.

Nah. He hasn’t learned shit.
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Coach McGuirk said:
Its almost the first, let's hope Lucas has a new phone to be stolen soon.
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Money should be transferring through his bank or whatever he uses by tonight. I'd expect Lucas back by the weekend. We have so much to catch up on, and I'm sure he'll be ranting about the same 5 topics again.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Money should be transferring through his bank or whatever he uses by tonight. I'd expect Lucas back by the weekend. We have so much to catch up on, and I'm sure he'll be ranting about the same 5 topics again.
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It might have to go through his Payee first but I assume a phone will be his first purchase.
 
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Coach McGuirk said:
I assume a phone will be his first purchase.
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Yea and the second through sixth will be his usual back to back to back "impressive" meals at the most expensive restaurants until he's completely broke again, get his phone stolen by another "friend" and repeat the cycle all over again.
 
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Telomoron said:
Yea and the second through sixth will be his usual back to back to back "impressive" meals at the most expensive restaurants until he's completely broke again, get his phone stolen by another "friend" and repeat the cycle all over again.
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Part of me wants to believe he'd learn not to get 6 bottles of bum wine deep with strangers again, but i wouldn't be suprised if this is another short month of Lucas content
 
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One of my favorite classic Dating Profile Style Videos because of the long pause where he tries to read an analog watch and repeatedly fails and the part where he say she doesn't mind if you (as a woman) have tattoos then immediately goes into condescending baby talk about how they're 'not a rebel' and are "just a commoner".

"There's something about black hair that just turns me on, I don't know what it is....okay so my mom had black hair before it went white."

This is also the video where he admits he got catfished to Spokane.
 
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Coach McGuirk said:
Part of me wants to believe he'd learn not to get 6 bottles of bum wine deep with strangers again, but i wouldn't be suprised if this is another short month of Lucas content
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Unfortunately for lucas, he will never learn how to drink with the grain of the liquor, so he will be forever doomed to drunken hobo stupidity. I suspect much of it has to do with the same mentality that makes him buy into every catfishing attempt thus far - the need to hold onto even the tiniest shred of possibility of things actually leading to him getting what he wants. Therefore he'll fall for 100 catfish if he thinks catfish 101 will really be his fecund telomere queen and will get blackout drunk and lose dozens of cell phones, and probably worse if he thinks that even one of his hobo brethren will share the secret of how to find a zoomer bae. Its part stupidity and part desperation. Quite the deadly combination

That said, the more times he does stupid shit with other hobos the more likely it is that they'll end up beating the shit out of him and outright robbing him blind when word eventually gets around that he is an easy mark. He might even get threatened and outright extorted to avoid an incident
 
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