WonderWino
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Its even better when you realize when he said that he was probably doing his 'put my finger to my lip to make me seem like i'm doing alot of thinking and am intelligent' pose to reiterate the phrase
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Its even better when you realize when he said that he was probably doing his 'put my finger to my lip to make me seem like i'm doing alot of thinking and am intelligent' pose to reiterate the phrase
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The enjoying his own stick finger stance.
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Looking at the schizo poster again, I noticed Lucas is claiming to be 220 pounds- Or as I thought upon first reading his shitty writing, had a blood pressure of 220/65. I guess the missing 75 pounds reside in his telomeres and don't count or something.
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Lucas holds tight to the ”achievement” of losing a lot of weight many years ago. (Of course that achievement was the byproduct of wandering the streets and not some effort on his part, but let’s not dwell on that.) But this is a positive about himself he can hang his hat on to attract zoomer baes. Pay no mind to the fact he gained back 100 lbs since he lost that initial weight. That would go against his narrative of having some kind of positive trait he can signal with in his mating rituals. So yeah, even though he is probably over 300 lbs now he will never admit it.
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"Fecund Rage" <- great band name fatty....
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Lucas says he's 220-230 lbs probably because he was told that's what he's supposed to weigh, that's exactly under 30 BMI at 6'1" to no longer be obese. Take his usual mental gymnastics where Lucas is "trying" and thus assumes he has succeeded, he believes he's at 220 lbs. But, even his pathetic lie is dangerously overweight.
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LOLOLOL!!
Fascinating! I guess Lucas’s need to tard out about “Gen Z babes” and “telomeres” is so great, that without his phone handy he resorts to more primitive ways of getting his “message” out.
What would he do if someone steals his markers?
Get a daguerreotype type and crank out autistic pamphlets?
I’m picturing a bronze age Lucas Werner here, patiently chiseling his screed about young bae’s and agephobia into a cliff.
Mad-mindmap indeed!
I love how Lucas carefully goes over everyone of the “talkingpoints” from his usual videos: “Prove you’re not a bigot.” Check. “I’ve lost weight.” Check.
Also gotta appreciate how Lucas is too lazy to make three different flyers, and just combined his three wants into one “Need woman+Apartment+Job” poster.
A daring tactic that saves labor for him, but is likely to backfire.
Not many potential girlfriends are looking for home and jobless guy, just like most employers prefer to hire someone with a roof over their head and people searching for a roommate prefer one who’s employed.
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I have to ask, is this the new lucas cycle?
Get tardbux from mummy guvmint payee on X day of month, buy new phone that day, buy weed and alcohol the next day, get phone stolen by “new best friends who know where all the girls are at” the day after, wait til next month’s tardbux cheque, buy new phone, repeat?
Get tardbux from mummy guvmint payee on X day of month, buy new phone that day, buy weed and alcohol the next day, get phone stolen by “new best friends who know where all the girls are at” the day after, wait til next month’s tardbux cheque, buy new phone, repeat?
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At some point, I think Lucas needs to give it up with his phone and rely on an Obama phone or something cheapo. By the quality of his videos not being 3 FPS and he has a Samsung contract, I assume he's paying a significant amount like at least a couple hundred for replacements. He can't be doing that regularly.
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Since he's still MIA online, I pulled out one of my favorite (you know, most disgusting) videos of his that I've only got in longer compilations and put it up as a standalone.
The one with him being completely wrong about how the age of consent law in WA works and going on for a bit about how he'd totally date and fuck Greta Thunberg "if she wanted to".
Edit: And his genius take of how, if you have a job and support labor unions, you're a hypocrite.
The one with him being completely wrong about how the age of consent law in WA works and going on for a bit about how he'd totally date and fuck Greta Thunberg "if she wanted to".
Edit: And his genius take of how, if you have a job and support labor unions, you're a hypocrite.
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Is he seriously back to writing notes, again? Why would anyone think this works after 4 years of doing this
I hope someone either stole this, or just wrote it's not in the cards for you over his sign. Next time someone finds it they should just graffiti it. Let creeper see he's being fucked with when he goes to check on the sign
I hope someone either stole this, or just wrote it's not in the cards for you over his sign. Next time someone finds it they should just graffiti it. Let creeper see he's being fucked with when he goes to check on the sign
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There's got to be more of them. What a prize that greasy note really is. Gander and ryegrass.
Nobleman
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Another restaurant Lucas is trying to bait women with as if he is some upper class gentlemen. Like most of these restaurants he names, it is only a matter of time before the owner catches wind and bans him.
Another restaurant Lucas is trying to bait women with as if he is some upper class gentlemen. Like most of these restaurants he names, it is only a matter of time before the owner catches wind and bans him.
WonderWino
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I'm not the least bit surprised that lucas would try to bait zoomers with a place like that. One look at that menu makes it look exactly like the kind of place lucas would think was high class. Namely because the menu looks like it was written by somebody as narcissistic and dense as lucas is
That said I doubt he'd even get through the front door looking and smelling like a hobo, especially if he did have some underage zoomer bae with him. They would nope the fuck out of that whole situation
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Especially if the owner is downwind of him.
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Note the top of this poster. See the arrow between Fecund and Age? Yeah, that's on the OTHER side. You can also see Gen Z in reverse. He wrote even more! Wonder what it says. Probably a first draft lol.
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WonderWino
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On that note how long is it going to be before his schizo brain makes his finger betrays him and take his other fingers hostage to demand a zoomer bae to finger?
'Yeet me a bae or else lucas!'
Chelsea Girl
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looks like Jason Perva has been trying to make the restaurant aware of Lucas’ shenanigans lol
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“Age of consent is 14 in Sweden!”
You’re not in Sweden you tard!
Fuck, someone should let him know that the Danish foreign minister banged a 15 year old a few decades ago. When he was in his 30ies.
He’d probably tard out about that one every day.