Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

What is most concerning to me is that none of what he’s saying is intelligible. At least to me it’s not. Lucas always writes with a funny cadence and sprinkles in some non sequiturs, but most of the time, one can understand what he’s saying. But much of what he’s been posting lately is incomprehensible gobbledygook, and indicates a mind that is rapidly unraveling.

I’ve followed Lucas for roughly 6 months before the Starbucks incident, and additionally have read posts of his that go back for a decade. I do not think it’s an exaggeration to state that this is the most unhinged I’ve ever seen him. A year ago, he was capable of infrequent moments of lucidity. I do not remember seeing one since he got the boot from his fart hovel. In his current state he is a danger to every woman at Spokane Community College. Normally, I’m not as alarmist as other Wernwatchers, but now I am. He needs to be dealt with.
That’s exactly what I thought as well. He is absolutely out of his mind, more so than usual. Nothing he was saying made any sense, and his eyes look emptier than usual.
 

He edited it, possibly to make it seem less fucking creepy.

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Well yeah, he spent one episode of the podcast ranting and raving there and recorded several other videos where he was borderline screaming.

It's a likely place to add to the list of places he's officially banned from. At this rate he's just going to end up straight up banned from Spokane.
Lucas is on no-rent lists, may be out of homeless shelters, and has police actively shooing him out of parks. I think that's as banned as it gets. He needs to go to Yakima, Klickitat County, somewhere else in WA.
 
How do we submit a complaint? There are so many numbers, but I don’t see any email addresses? I’d like to send them pics of his awful posts, and links if possible. This is absolute BS. This disgusting pile of maggot infested shit is high as a kite, filming himself being a predator on campus. His fat ass needs to be banned.

What I could find on the matter:


Campus security: 509-533-3555

School chancellor: 509-434-5006

and since he brought up his work study nonsense: sfcc.WS-WorkStudy@sfcc.spokane.edu

My thoughts would be that security is probably the most appropriate to contact, seeing as he is not a student, is wandering the campus high off his ass saying rapey things and of course his record and mental health

Also the general info section lists the campus number as 509-533-7000 or 800-248-5664 ext 8006 but security seems like a better option

Krathnami said:
What is most concerning to me is that none of what he’s saying is intelligible. At least to me it’s not. Lucas always writes with a funny cadence and sprinkles in some non sequiturs, but most of the time, one can understand what he’s saying. But much of what he’s been posting lately is incomprehensible gobbledygook, and indicates a mind that is rapidly unraveling.

I’ve followed Lucas for roughly 6 months before the Starbucks incident, and additionally have read posts of his that go back for a decade. I do not think it’s an exaggeration to state that this is the most unhinged I’ve ever seen him. A year ago, he was capable of infrequent moments of lucidity. I do not remember seeing one since he got the boot from his fart hovel. In his current state he is a danger to every woman at Spokane Community College. Normally, I’m not as alarmist as other Wernwatchers, but now I am. He needs to be dealt with.

I was thinking the same thing. Getting kicked out of his shithole apartment and being stuck for months on the street and in shelters has taken its toll on his mental health, to be sure. Likely his physical health as well. Like you said hes damn near incoherent half the time. Hell he can barely get through an interview that he wants to do without screaming incoherently at random. Not to mention that stuff not long ago where he was talking to what were clearly voices in his head with that whole 'i'm not an antisemite its a bagel!' incident
 
What I could find on the matter:


Campus security: 509-533-3555

School chancellor: 509-434-5006

and since he brought up his work study nonsense: sfcc.WS-WorkStudy@sfcc.spokane.edu

My thoughts would be that security is probably the most appropriate to contact, seeing as he is not a student, is wandering the campus high off his ass saying rapey things and of course his record and mental health

Also the general info section lists the campus number as 509-533-7000 or 800-248-5664 ext 8006 but security seems like a better option



I was thinking the same thing. Getting kicked out of his shithole apartment and being stuck for months on the street and in shelters has taken its toll on his mental health, to be sure. Likely his physical health as well. Like you said hes damn near incoherent half the time. Hell he can barely get through an interview that he wants to do without screaming incoherently at random. Not to mention that stuff not long ago where he was talking to what were clearly voices in his head with that whole 'i'm not an antisemite its a bagel!' incident

Probably not a bad idea to hit up their general inquiry inbox as well; the more people in any sort of admin position there that know about the creep the better.

From the main contact page:
509-533-8400 or 800-248-5644 ext. 8400
TTD: 509-533-7482
Fax: 509-533-8181
Email: SCCInfo@scc.spokane.edu

Lucas is on no-rent lists, may be out of homeless shelters, and has police actively shooing him out of parks. I think that's as banned as it gets. He needs to go to Yakima, Klickitat County, somewhere else in WA.

So, the funny thing is "Klickitat" was just something a random username generator threw at me when I first made an account here. The fact that it's an actual place in Washington State AND a Native American tribe from the Pacific Northwest just makes it funnier that it was a randomly generated name that was the only one in the list of 50 options that didn't look like someone just banged their head on a keyboard and called it good.

No wonder Lucas has it in his head that I'm in WA!
 
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I am surprised he hasn't tried hanging around Gonzaga. Big school, lots of good looking women. He would probably get banned pretty quick, being it is a private university.

Not sure what the school will do about him loitering around their primeses. Honestly, it is probably a good place to charge his phone and stay out of the weather. But we all know he is there to creep. Community Colleges are public places. But with COVID-19 still running its course they may not any extra people on campus that doesn't need to be there. I will be anxious to see what responses we get from this.
 
I keep forgetting how garbage SCC is that they allow a documented sexual predator with a criminal record of violence towards women on their campus. That's definitely not going to go badly

And yet he managed to look just as rapey as the original post. I like that he refers to himself as the same thing Chris Hansen called him out for
He edited it, possibly to make it seem less fucking creepy.

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The multiple mental disorders/illnesses catching up with his, what must be over a year at least of neglecting his mental health. He never was the sharpest tool in the shed, but he has visibly gotten more stupid. Probably since his brain has decided zoomer slang and leaching off the system are the only things worth remembering at this point
He sounds so different and slow in his latest videos, what the hell is up with him?

I noticed that as well. Is that another charity? Never heard of him using them before. Why even keep if secret from Goldaor if he's gonna admit publicly where he is days later? Guess he was sleeping rough for a few days before finding Rite Aid as the only place to not kick his fat pedo ass out yet
Lol, he checked in at the Rite Aid downtown because there is not one anywhere near close to SCC.
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To be honest he sounds just as rapey and retarded in these videos as he has for the last couple months since being booted. He's just getting worse at trying to mask it. Either way it's not going to end well for SCC. But maybe it needs to happen. Like he needs some serious incident for people in Spokane to finally take him as a serious threat to the public, as much as I wouldn't want anyone to be his victim
The stuff from today.

He really sounds completely out of it.


It's what happens when your entire life you've been enabled by your parents and the state, and an ego to match the size of your gut. If Lucas really wanted to get his degree he could probably write about the effects of mental illness and what happens when you neglect your health and refuse treatment. Along with what happens when you have no friends or family support as your mental health declines. Its still kind of impressive the level of fucked in the head you need to be genuinely smug about having achieved nothing in life, and have no motivation to even try to improve your situation
I’ve been following his weird shit off and on for quite a while and yeah, he’s never been this fucked off. This is what happens though when you don’t treat your mental illness. It’s just like a physical illness- if you ignore it it will have very real, tangible consequences.
 
With the desperation in his voice trying to convince someone, anyone about his telomeres and zoomer wombs he comes across like he's running out of time and fate of the world is at stake. I can't help but imagine him sent back in time to save the world (he was the smartest man in the future) and he needs to inseminate 18 to 24 year old girls before the portal closes and he disappears from this timeline.
 
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