Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

cigarettesalsa said:
Here's a tip, stream it somewhere besides horse shit Facebook.
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He's tried before, including on Discord, but Lucas was too dumb to figure out how to get it to work so they ended up going back to Facebook because all Lucas can seem to manage is "I click on the link and it automatically works".
 
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telemeres69 said:
I noticed that as well. Is that another charity? Never heard of him using them before. Why even keep if secret from Goldaor if he's gonna admit publicly where he is days later? Guess he was sleeping rough for a few days before finding Rite Aid as the only place to not kick his fat pedo ass out yet
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Rite Aid is a pharmacy, like Walgreens or Eckerds or CVS.
 
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WonderWino said:
By lucas standards those must be tiny meals. No wonder he eats as much as he can at shelters and goes off to eat other stuff

That said that looks pretty decent by hobo standards, they even get ice cream. Though I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see lucas dump his ranch dressing all over the ice cream and then add a ton of pepper to it. There is alot more fried food than I would have expected. Its definitely better than the garbage he'd be getting in jail or the nuthouse
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I think they get ice cream and other easily chewable foods because some homeless people miss teeth and can’t chew like in hospitals they have menu options like these.
 
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Of course he disabled comments on the one where he talks about the lack if ethics (experimenting on the hypothetical children he'll never have) disqualifying him from ever getting a PhD before they'd even get to tearing his stupid ass, basic, easily proven made the fuck up subject matter apart.
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klickitat said:
The stuff from today.

He really sounds completely out of it.

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WTF. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Wern vid where he is this out of it. Seems to me like he got his hands on benzos or maybe some opiates? My fear is his condition is purely the effect of his mental degeneration and not due to any drug use. It‘s time for another long convalescence in a mental ward again I’m afraid.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
WTF. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Wern vid where he is this out of it. Seems to me like he got his hands on benzos or maybe some opiates? My fear is his condition is purely the effect of his mental degeneration and not due to any drug use. It‘s time for another long convalescence in a mental ward again I’m afraid.
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Maybe he hasn't slept because he has no place to sleep? Sleep deprivation can mess a normal person up, so imagine what it does to Lucas.
 
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The Spokane Pedo Freak is scheduled to be at Community Court today at 9 am. It's a "therapeutic" court at the Northeast Community Center. Talk about the incompetence of the Spokane court system. He's not supposed to be in possession/use weed yet there he is making videos showing/talking about his continued weed smoking. Making videos/post that flat out show him for the the insane Predator that he is. He gets "therapeutic" court that does nothing for him except to continue to enable his behavior. The "court" should be looking into putting him back into the mental hospital before he ends up hurting a someone.

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Correction: Today he was to be at the Community court - City Hall. ( not the Northeast Community Center)
 
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No point in giving advice, since the best advice would have been to bring Walter Fate or another member onto the show. Letting someone actually confront him and make him ragequit would at least be funny. I guess just make him admit why he's at the college and that he has no interest in actually studying since he's a fat retard
MeganDodgedABullet said:
ask the fat twerp how this works?
went to college to meet baes...left colllege cos baes ignored him....now going back to meet baes...
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Tell him about your girlfriend's friend "Lucy" who is 18 years old and is dating someone Lucas' age whatever the fuck that is. She is studying philosophy and biology in college and she loves theoretical debates about life, biology, astrophysics, food

She met him at the charity marathon they were both running. He's a doctor but he renders 90% of his services to programs like Doctors Without Borders, or volunteers at homeless shelters to provide much needed medical care. The 10% of the time, he charges ONLY flat bill young zoomer dudes and their parents and so even though he can live a lavish life, building upon his already existing generational wealth, he gives most of his money away and lives a very simple 2 bedroom/1 car life

He also loves to debates philoshophy, biology, and astrophysics but with a professional MD and additional masters in philosophy and literature, they have really cool discussions

Your girlfriend COULD try to convince Lucy to break up with this guy and date Lucas, but why should she? Have Lucas make his argument to your girlfriend
 
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Draxx them Sklounst said:
Who is this guest person?
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"Jeremiah" , reeling him in slow....

dirt - Lucas cleaned a lesbians toilet floor with the toilet brush..... :story:


"joked" about serving "cum mack and cheese" to his lesbian roomate. Cried outside the door when they threw him out over the ant problem he caused...


Jeremiah still slow roasting fatty. Walter Fate in the comments section....
L has been evicted twice ( only twice?)


chimps out because peeps around him have the cheek to have a sex life.
 
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