Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

People are also pretending to agree with him. Feeding the delusions of a mentally ill homeless man MIGHT not be the best course of action, but wtf do I know?
It's some people don't care about the actions, others aren't bright enough to see there could be real something bad from this.

Congrats to Lucas you are now in the 3 digit page lolcow thread.
 
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edit: I want someone to introduce Lucas to the concepts of evolutionary psychology that posit that various female makeup techniques are subconsciously intended to draw male attention by mimicking physiological indicators of heightened fertility. I feel like there's a lot of potential there.
If you do so, do so with the knowledge that evolutionary psychology is pseudoscience. Besides, he'll probably stumble on that soon enough on his own. We don't need to encourage his delusions.
 
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There IS a Romeo & Juliet law in Spokane. Lucas is aware of it and has been for a long time, but still insists that he is allowed (entitled more like it) to young girls. I got these screenshots from fb of him grooming a 15 year old girl. His latest message was only a week ago.
 

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He made the news (again + high res video) .

http://www.krem.com/news/local/spok...arbucks-for-hitting-on-teen-barista/380786430

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SPOKANE, Wash. -- A Spokane man took to Facebook after he was banned from a Spokane Starbucks.

The man, who we will not identify due to the fact he has not been charged with a crime, said last week he was at Starbucks on Main Street in Downtown Spokane. He said wrote a note asking out a barista. He said she is 16 years old. He is 37 years old.

“I was flirted with by a barista. For some reason she thought I was funny. Said I was funny. So I gave her a note to see if she'd be interested in dinner,” said the man in a public Facebook post that has since gone viral, with almost 4,500 shares and almost 3,000 likes.

He said he went into the same Starbucks the next day and a Spokane Police officer told him he was banned from that Starbucks location. Apparently, Starbucks management thought something in the note was inappropriate enough to get the police involved.

“I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date. I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart. I'm tired of hearing the word "creep" as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love,” said the man.

He said he feels he is being discriminated against because of his age. He asked his Facebook friends to call and complain to Starbucks.

But his call-to-action was met with some strong opposition.

Many people commented on Starbucks' page applauding them for banning the man. Others commented on their own personal experience in the service industry. Even people who don't go to Starbucks commented in support of the ban.

And the conversation reached far beyond Spokane. People commented from Texas, Pennsylvania and Massachusetts. And internationally as well, from Canada, Mexico and even the UK.

A Starbucks spokesperson said the company supports how management handled this situation.

"We have no tolerance for any such inappropriate behavior or harassment, and we will continue to support our store partners and local authorities investigating the situation," said the Starbucks spokesperson.

But Starbucks did get some criticism on their page. One person said tossing him out was a little rash, and it seems excessive.

Spokane Police said any business has a right to refuse service to anyone for however long they choose. So Starbucks was legally allowed to ban the man from that location.

(© 2016 KREM)"
 
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So I watched the video, and I think I figured out why they took the angle they did.

If they named Lucas, it'll be clear he's insane. People will find him fast, in fact I googled him kiwifarms is the first result. This is just lazy filler news.

Having the facebook page, for his quote there's no way they didn't scroll just a touch to read his insanity and predatory posts as well as the rather cruel and sexual ones. They just gave so little fucks they said, what ever creepy dude hitting on kids? Ehh.. beats real reporting.

I agree Lucas is probably mad about not getting his fame he earned. But he should be thankful 2 seconds into research would turn the tide more so against him. This wasn't a teen girl being a snob, this was a young woman politely defending her self from a mentally ill predator.
 
The story is global now. UK friends are sharing their news station's versions, I've seen Aussie versions, and even The Inquisitor has done their take. Hahaha. And Lucas' stepdad tagged his mom on one of the links to the article. I wonder when he'll get an ED.
He already has ED. But seriously he's had a page there since October.
 
Francis E. Dec, Esq. was a really famous old school schizophrenic lolcow who would write rambling diatribes on a broken typewritter and send them out to everyone, accusing the U.S. Government of taking orders from a computerized communist god. His letters became quite collectible.

People should hold on to these creepy ass notes. lol
 
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