Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The Spokane Bumcel is extra arrogant after this little bit of extra attention. Blissfully ignorant of the reasons why he's able to gather an audience, as always. It's cringe when fatty gets a new reason to reinforce the delusions that he's an "insult comic" with the "most popular vlog in Spokane" but the silver lining is it always blows up in his face somehow. Get out your buckets, extra milk is on the way.
 
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Trainwreck said:
So I was looking to see how many views his Right Now, Right Now, Right Now video has - it's 156,000 views and I came across this gem. I haven't seen this posted before here yet, but I could be late....but god damnit this great!
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Certified banger. 🔥🔥🔥
Certainly the only good content that Lucas has been involved in producing, even if it took a third party to make it so.
 
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Lucas the Spokane Freak said:
Nobody around me thinks I'm a cruddy person. Nobody I associate with on a daily basis thinks I'm a cruddy person
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About that Freak, remember when you said no one at Pioneer Pathway House complained about you. What happened, you got black listed, kicked out on your mangy ass. You waddled over to the HOC homeless shelter. Now add you've been banned from multiple homeless shelters due to your behavior. Even now there likely are people at Mallon Place avoiding you.
 
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VoidFace said:
Damn, klick, first you wrote Lucas a heartfelt apology email and now you're posting signs around Spokane? You're a busy one, these days.
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LOL i'd bet money it was lucas himself that created that, just like he faked the apology email. After all, who else would know exactly where lucas would come across it and have all the gear to make it and post it other than lucas. Even his reaction gives it away. If it were someone else he'd be flipping out, ranting at klickitat for it thinking it was real. Yet he is completely calm and just talking normally like it doesn't actually bother him at all

Its just a blatantly obvious fake by lucas himself to justify threats of going to the police as a way that lucas thinks will stop him from uploading copies of his videos
 
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WonderWino said:
LOL i'd bet money it was lucas himself that created that, just like he faked the apology email. After all, who else would know exactly where lucas would come across it and have all the gear to make it and post it other than lucas. Even his reaction gives it away. If it were someone else he'd be flipping out, ranting at klickitat for it thinking it was real. Yet he is completely calm and just talking normally like it doesn't actually bother him at all

Its just a blatantly obvious fake by lucas himself to justify threats of going to the police as a way that lucas thinks will stop him from uploading copies of his videos
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I would absolutely love to get a video of him going to the police about a sign.
 
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WonderWino said:
LOL i'd bet money it was lucas himself that created that, just like he faked the apology email. After all, who else would know exactly where lucas would come across it and have all the gear to make it and post it other than lucas. Even his reaction gives it away. If it were someone else he'd be flipping out, ranting at klickitat for it thinking it was real. Yet he is completely calm and just talking normally like it doesn't actually bother him at all

Its just a blatantly obvious fake by lucas himself to justify threats of going to the police as a way that lucas thinks will stop him from uploading copies of his videos
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I dunno, looks a bit too legible to be Wern's handwriting imo
 
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Hmm, it seems I can teleport between coasts and also have Lucas' handwriting.


Edit: This is honestly one of my favorite videos, I love the fact that I just live in his head rent free and it drives him so bonkers he does shit like this and thinks anyone will buy it.

For those late to the party, I told him ONCE, just to fuck with him, that I live in Spokane and was a volunteer at HOC and that he should come over and say hi sometime. Any other person would have known that was just someone fucking around, but he took it as gospel and has been obsessed with the concept of me living in Spokane and stalking him ever since.

I live on the opposite coast.

I've even told him I don't live anywhere near Spokane before and he just circles back to, "But Klickitat said he lived in Spokane!" every time, it's amazing. You can tell this dumbass anything and he'll believe it forever.

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I would absolutely love to get a video of him going to the police about a sign.
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You know what? Lucas, dude, go to the cops, you're totally right I'm totally watching you literally right now, as I'm typing this.

It's not that I want to see you take this to the cops and film it for the laughs or anything, noooo.
 
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klickitat said:
Hmm, it seems I can teleport between coasts and also have Lucas' handwriting.
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Edit: This is honestly one of my favorite videos, I love the fact that I just live in his head rent free and it drives him so bonkers he does shit like this and thinks anyone will buy it.

For those late to the party, I told him ONCE, just to fuck with him, that I live in Spokane and was a volunteer at HOC and that he should come over and say hi sometime. Any other person would have known that was just someone fucking around, but he took it as gospel and has been obsessed with the concept of me living in Spokane and stalking him ever since.

I live on the opposite coast.

I've even told him I don't live anywhere near Spokane before and he just circles back to, "But Klickitat said he lived in Spokane!" every time, it's amazing. You can tell this dumbass anything and he'll believe it forever.



You know what? Lucas, dude, go to the cops, you're totally right I'm totally watching you literally right now, as I'm typing this.

It's not that I want to see you take this to the cops and film it for the laughs or anything, noooo.
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I'd laugh my ass off if he actually got stupid enough to go to the cops, only to have them pull security footage from one of the cameras in the area he's always going on about being all over the place that shows lucas himself putting the sign up, and him getting in shit from the cops and a big fine for falsely filing a police report
 
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I'm having an incredibly fun afternoon. He's trying so hard!

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Another! 🤣

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